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Joined 11-27-08, id: 1753755, Profile Updated: 01-15-10
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Akai Ito/赤い糸.

HEY EVERYONE PLZ READ WITH THESE WINGS I WILL FLY WRITTEN BY ME!! YOUR DONT HAVE TO HAVE WATCHED THE SHOW PLZ I WANT TO KNOW IF IT IS GOOD!!

i love Maximum Ride and Twilight. my friends say im fun and crazy. i love writing storys (even though i cant spell worth heck). i am a spaz lol. My best friend is also on hear and we will probobally be working together on some stories.I have various nicknames but my most frequently used ones are Squiggles and Kelz.

random facts about me:

pets: stupid dog

hair colour: burnette with red streaks in summer and orange streaks in winter (but bleach blonde on the inside lol)

Fav. Magazine: Shonen Jump

Heritage: Lebanize, Scottish-Irish, English, Welsh and alot of other random ones lol. but im All-American

School: recently changed

theme park: King's Domimian

eye colour: Changes on my mood but i guess usually hazelgreen

Candy: Penut m&ms and trolli squiggles

Movie: Singing in the Rain (yes i am a musical freak) & Pride and Prejudice

Colour: ORANGE!!

Fav. Pastimes: Reading, writing (duh), Running in the woods, Going to the Bay, Singing, and doing pretty much anything with music.

fav quotes:

WHAT THE MUFFINS!" -Hers truely

"I prefer brunettes." -Edward Cullen

"Not so fast. I'll take a cookie. I'm not proud" -Total

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang...who else?

"I vill now destroy de Snickus bahrs!" -Gazzy

"Well he's a snappy dresser" -Max

"What the burnt cookies?" -moi

"Wait... Huh... What?" -Natalia

"Vhy do you let day girl be day leader" "She's the tough one" "heck ya!" -Max, Fang, and that Ter Bocht guy lol

"I prefer Avian-American." Max

"That's Ma Jam!" -Joe

"It's all good, It's all good." -Mrs. Sharron

"Life is like a sock the more you wear it the dirtyer it gets." -ME!! (this one was for hers truely lol)

"Pfft, Chicks." -Danielle

"And what is that sticky stuff called?" "Duct tape?" "O yes. Duct tape. I love Duct tape." (who doesnt lol) - Capicorn and Basta

"No its ok. i stole this picture from his pocket." Farid

"Yeah... He had Major Crampage." - Leg Massues (Chet)

"Real Gold Fears No Fire." -Li Quan (thank you Randy Alcorn i loved your book and i suggest it to anyone and everyone it made me cry laugh and get really mad and once again my fav. vhara. died)

"Everything has beauty not everyone sees." - i don't know it was in the book Saftly Home by randy alcorn the one i metioned earlier.

"The absense of fear is not courage. Courage is simply chosing to do somehting even if you are completely afriad." - again i dont know

"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about getiing out there and dancing in the rain." - i dont know but this is my fav quote and my life motto.

there's a ton more I just dont feel like putting them all down

Other random Favs

Music: um... Jazz Swing and R&B

Food:um u idk alot

fav. colours: Orange, Kelly Green, & Red

Fav pastime: Reading writeing talking to friends

um ya theres so much more to know so pm me and well talk

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If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

got that from a friend and i love her no homo lol and i am actually everything this says lol

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof

f you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

If you have ever been running up to a door and push on it but it was locked so you crashed into it copy and paste this in your profile

ya i no its long o well look just be low to find out what the Flock's names mean and if you have no idea what im talking about for pizza's sakes ppl get e/ the program and read maximum ride thank you and have a wonderful day lol

Stupid things! In italics and bold are the thing's I've done... haha. I have done/am doing all but 9 of them... Thats kinda sad.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fanfiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fanfiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena. Wrote a fanfiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a (twilight) maniac.Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen.Crazy is when you compare everything anf everyone to Twilight. Crazy is when you knick name you eraser Fang from Maximum Ride so he can always be with you then when one of your friends drops him down a drain accidently you start to bawl your eyes out. Crazy is when you are in the car and you pass a building and scream cause you think it says ITEX when really it says INEX and you do that every time you pass it even though you've seen it a million times before. Crazy is when you read this thing and are agreeing to pretty much everything on it. Crazy is when you dress up in all black, name the weird thing that's on your braclet 'Nigel-san' or 'Sensei-san', and run around claiming to be 'Ninja Fang' and singing the Ghostbusters theme song. Crazy is when you're at a gymnastics meet, supposed to be doing, you know, GYMNASTICS, but instead you break out a book (or two...or three) and start reading funny quotes out loud while doing split jumps on a trampoline and all of your team staring at you and everyone else ignoring you. Crazy is when you creep down the hallway humming the theme song to Mission Impossible and run into the disaplainarian as you roll with you finger gun into the next room. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've argued with yourself and LOST, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to hit a very annoying kid on the head with a hardcover book, copy this onto your profile.

If you think most of what you put into essays is goes in circles and doesn't make any sense, and for some reason your teachers like them and give you A's, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: "In A Second" - Aly and AJ That really doesnt make much sense.

Waking up: "Life" - Yui um... ok that kinda makes sense (anyone who doesnt listen to J-pop wouldnt understand.)

First day of school: "Fivetweezy" - KJ-52 lolz i laughed so hard this song is so stupid and deffinately would not match.

Falling in love: "Good Day" - Britt Nicole Um ... ok this would be the perfect break up song.

Fighting: "Cat and Mouse" - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus none of these songs are matching T-T

Breaking up: "Happy Birthday to You You" - Yui ok um... this is just messed up =P

Driving: "Emergency (album version)" - Paramore i guess i better be careful looks like ill get in a car crash and have an emergency o

Flashback: "It's All Right" - Yui oh my godness finally one that kinda makes sense ( i remember you wuld have been better =()

Mental Breakdown: "Love Story" - Taylor Swift lolz rolf lolz rolf lolz yeah this song is just PERFECT for this catagory lolz rolf

Getting back together: Thunder (Radio Mix) - Boys Like Girls ok not really but this kinda makes sense

Wedding:" Cafe Bouno!" - Bouno sorry i cheated i had to skip because i dont know what the song was called it was by Big Bang though.

Birth of a child: "Thank You My Teens" - Yui right because when i become a big movie star i will thank my teens for my child birthing skills lolz

Final battle: "Broken" - Life house ok i really hope my "final battle" is nothing like this song

Death scene: "When it Rains" - Paramore o my godness its like perfect for death although i really hope i dont comit suiside (i had to cheat again cuz idk wat the song was it was by Yui)

Funeral: "Ooh Ahh" - Grits perfect i love this song lolz it is a good song for this kinda well i think it is

End credits: "Rolling Star" - Yui isnt this like the OPENING credits for bleach

Random Kellz moments:

me and my friend Brianna were bored and we decided to lok up the flocks names (yes we really are obessed with them lol)

Max: The Greatest (way to build confidence)

Fang: (get ready for this it had me laughin soooooo hard) its a girl name that mean fragrance lol as a guy name it means from the sheep pen

Iggy: Only Son (well thats straight forward)

Nudge couldn't find

gazzy couldn't find

angel: Angelic (no way never would have guessed that)

stupidruler

"Random Craving" - Brianna

I start laughing hystariclly for the next 50 minutes

stupidruler

"You're such a loser" - ME

"LOSER!" - Jefferey

This is an ongoing battle lol

stupidruler

"Oh My Fang, there is sensie sugar doodle!" - me

"Good lunch sensie" - brianna

Derek (sensei sugar doodle TEE-HEE) looks at us like we are insane and walkes away.

stupidruler

"I've got joy joy joy deep inside of my heart." - me

"I've got hate hate hate." - tj

stupidruler

"Josaphine is gone!" - Sara

"We will all miss josaphine." - Me

stupidruler

" Thats MA JAM!!" - me

...-_-...o_0

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"You smell funny!" - Me

"Bran-bran thinks you smell funny!" - Sara

"Oh Yeah well you have a nose and 2 eyes!" - Me

Sara starts fake crying and i laugh evilly.

stupidruler

"I want to become ruler of New Zeland to stunt sheep groweth because there are more sheep then people." - SSD (sensei sugardoodle)

"And you know this how?" - Me

"I have my sorces..." - SSD

Stupidruler

"Dont laugh kelly dont laugh" - SSD

I burst out laughing hysterically and fall down.

Stupidruler

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Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Wings and Immortals by maximumcullenxxx reviews
In Forks, with vampires, things are risky. Especially now. Max has a new mission. A mission to save what makes up this world from what makes up part. Jacob needs to choose between love and imprintment. And Forks is in great danger...FAX. BLACKWATER.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Without Wings by Halpert-fan reviews
I fly without wings and tonight's the night I fall. :Welcome to the NHK:
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Let Me Hear Your Voice reviews
The Flock dies in a freak accident, or so MAx thinks. She can't remember Fang and knows that something is missing. Will she ever figure out the schools evil schemes. Is Max willing to do anything to remember? Even working with the School?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
With These Wings I Will Fly reviews
YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE SERIES TO READ! A girl has an abusive dad and a drugie mom. She meets this boy Andy and falls in love.
Akai Ito/赤い糸 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
A Twist in My Story reviews
Rated t for safty. SEQUEL TO PERSONALITY CHANGE. YOU DONT HAVE TO READ PERSONALITY CHANGE TO READ THIS ONE. Summury is posted inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Fallin' In Feathers reviews
FAX! it comes in later but theres still fax. The girls get taken by the school and the boys have to go and save them only to be captured themselves. one month after STWAOES. Rated T cuz book is rated T. Read authors note plz.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Personality change reviews
Max and the flock are yet again caught by the School. This time the School does an experiment to completely change their personalitys. People you can skip the first three chapters its just how they get captered. enjoy the story. the sequel will be out soo
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
A Slightly Twisted Messup Christmas Story reviews
Um christmas w/ the flock there is sum Fax but thats l8r in the story ya so read and Merry Christmas rated t just to be safe just in case you know
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008