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Joined 11-28-08, id: 1754141, Profile Updated: 09-19-09

Hello anyone who happens to be bored enough to read this.

I'm Alanna. Hi. Nice to meet you. :P

I'm a Female.

I'm an American.

I got tired of the long ass profile I used to have so I'm just gonna keep this one simple...or as simple as I can be.

My mind is a complicated mess of things. I am always thinking about SOMETHING. Be it science theories, a new movie coming out or the AMAZING Gerard Way! gets a far away look in my eyes Gerard...sighs dreamily

Yeah.

hehe, sorry.

Anyways. I love to read thats why I'm on here. lol. I also LOVE music. All kinds really but lately my favorite songs have been Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy and Wonderful by Everclear.

I'm a really quiet person in public but once you get me talking its EXTREMELY hard to get me to shut up. xD

hmm...I noticed these list thingys on other people's bios, you know the ones that have you bold print the things you are. I've tried them before and I got bored so...I'm gonna do it again only leaving out all the other stuff I'm not. lol, ya can get the full list (at least the one I got) from EvilVampireDucky's bio

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE

I didn't write the following poem, but spread it as far as you can:

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless mother fucker

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile. Although, I'm thinking about leaving now that he's all goody, goody.

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Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Annabel, Unwound by Azurefirem reviews
Annabel is a young Unwind who we meet in the Graveyard. When the Graveyard is invaded, will she be able to fight for her life and survive in the harsh Arizona desert? Incomplete, probably forever. Sorry.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Shadows of the Light by YamiMarik1994 reviews
"He will never love you Midna. You will always be a mere shadow in his world." Zant's attack left Midna broken, half dead, and unloved. Link wants her to know how much he cares for her, even at an unusual measure. Oneshot Bestiality Wolf Link X Imp Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf Link, Midna - Complete
Always With You by shandulah84 reviews
After the trip to the Sacred Grove, Link has a little surprise in store for Midna. It is a special day and she doesn't even know it. Heavy Link/Midna, mid TP, lots of romance and fluff. Not really a songfic, I Will Always Return is used, however.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Spirit Bound: A New Beginning by LittleMissDhampir reviews
Rose is back at the Academy, waiting for graduation and finally becoming an official guardian. What will she do, now that she knows that her one, true love is alive – well, technically, he's undead – and has a chance of changing him back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Rose H.
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Four Times by elegantgoth89 reviews
Draco leaned in and whispered, “That was four, Hermione. You’re mine.” LEMON! Dramione story! Warning: SMUT! Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nightmare In Dreamland by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
The Sequal to Do Dreams Really Come True! Bella is trying to find a way to beat Angelina without violence, and get Edward back, but when you're living in one person's dream and your own nightmare that's kind of hard to do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Academy Instant Messenger by Dimitri4ever reviews
What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Do Dreams Really Come True? by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella is having strange dreams and they all seem to have one thing in common.That one thing could mean the end of Edward and Bella's relationship! Things get really bad when these dreams start feeling real to Bella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Dream Walker by EndlessImmortal reviews
What could happen when the school's hottest girl and the so-called "student" become an item? only bad. Secrets get spilled, and trouble creeps up. people get hurt, and hearts get smashed. How will this end? RosexAdrian. Rated M for chapter 11 ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,551 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
King of Cups KittenMischief Contest Entry by sirenastarot reviews
Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated M for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Credit by kaia2008 reviews
When Jasper's credit card is denied, tattoo artist Carlisle has an interesting way for him to pay. AU/AH JxB, JxC, BxJxC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
The Other way around by katiekellie reviews
Twilight all mixed up! Wrote it when i was like 10 but i like the plot so i might fix it :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Harry Has Sex at the End by aelursadgod reviews
In which Harry is so horny that OoCness is seen as something funny. Sort of crack, Harry/Voldemort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Mission by L's-True-Successor23 reviews
Rose is on her journey after Dimitri, along the way she faces numerous threats, and has to deal with the big question- Can she kill Dimitri once and if she finds him?- first 4 chapters revised, hopefully its better
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Falling For You During Truth Or Dare by jeshika.23 reviews
Hermione is bored and somehow ends up playing Truth or Dare with Malfoy. He's torn her heart into pieces but she can't get him out of her mind. HGxDM. Truth or Dare? A/N regarding sequel. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid Boy by EvilVampireDucky reviews
What Dimitri might feel when he hears Rose scream and it's kind of fluff.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Ordered Phoenix by ocicat reviews
A parody of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie. Very Random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
A Babe and a Bunny by elegantgoth89 reviews
Short Drabble. Comedy and some romantic fluff. SS/HG post book seven. Cute little SS/HG moment. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How It Should Have Gone by Akatsukilover2010 reviews
Chapter 29 of Shadow Kiss the way I would have wanted it to be. Rose is leaving to find and kill the man she loves and she needs Adrian's help. SK spoilers. Rose x Adrian
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
The Meadow by ocicat reviews
A parody of when Bella and Edward went to the meadow in Twilight. Please read. Three SHOT?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Studio Retold! by ocicat reviews
A fabulous retelling of the Ballet Studio chapter in Twilight... Funny. please R&R second chap: The Cinema retold!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight the concise version by ocicat reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Bella's first day, basically. please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Counselling by ocicat reviews
Edward and Emmett need to deal with their issues. Just a bit of funny fluff that popped into my head. Please R&R. No longer a one shot...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Because I love you by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Serious Spoilers for Shadow Kiss! Fluff. What I wished had happened! Read and Review
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
The Spell by Feefella reviews
Dimitri's Point of View. Its the part of Vampire Academy where Rose and Dimitri get hot and heavy due to Victor's little spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
If I Were by Justine Lark reviews
Can Edward make Bella understand how special she is? Can she make him see how much she loves him? Takes place between Twilight and New Moon. Alternates between Bella's POV and Edward's POV. A short, sweet, romantic one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver by miyucamui reviews
Lissa sees a man with golden eyes, but there is no Moroi or Dhamprir with that eye color. And why does he look so much like Dimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
Three Edwards Mmm by jeshika.23 reviews
Cedric is right by Bella's side, so that must be Edward... yeah? Maybe. Maybe not. Bella/RP - Sequel to Two Edwards Mmm, but you don't have to read it first.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
She Will Always Be by XrosaryX reviews
As told from Dimitri's point of view. How Dimirtri views Rose, his Roza, in the book and how he feels towards her....
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Ishida Dreams by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki keeps having strange dreams about Ishida. Yeah, *those* kind of dreams. But that doesn't mean he really wants to do those things to Ishida, right? Or does it? Or... what if he already is?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Practice Session by spikescrypt reviews
Dimitri and Rose get in a practice session. A Vampire Academy Fanfiction.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
What about the sacrificed bite? by ocicat reviews
Remember when Edward eats that pizza in Twilight? Well, Bella asks him to explain what happened to the sacrificed bite. PLease R & R. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glittering Faeces? by ocicat reviews
What happens when Bella mis-hears something that Edward says? A twilight parody of when Bella of Edward are at the meadow. Well, I think it's funny! PLease R&R. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Edwards Mmm by jeshika.23 reviews
Edward's cousin Cedric comes to visit. Bella gets a tad confused :D Bella/Cedric - Sequel: Three Edwards Mmm
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella - Complete
101 things Draco Malfoy wishes He'd never seen by quik-wit reviews
And 3 that thrilled him to no end! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching by yayme2012 reviews
He watches her. Set during Eclipse. A look into Edward's protective personality.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Life Lessons by Feefella reviews
The last half of Chapter 13, in which Dimitri and Rose talk abut things in their lives. Written Dimitri's point of view..
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Edward And Rob by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Bella finds out Edward has a... twin brother!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Here I Am by pexylexy reviews
edward/jasper Jasper's been more distant than usual, Edward tries to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Babysitting! Not again by grangertash reviews
Alice and Jasper take on the task of babysitting their favourite neice. Alice/Jasper/Nessie. Fluff :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Shiny Volvo Incident by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. What happens when Bella tells Edward she wanted to kill his car once? What happened to Emmett's old Jeep? Why am I asking you these things? R&R please! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's dream by andstraightontillmorning reviews
All the Cullen's are in Bella's room, she is dreaming. Jasper can feel how erotic her dream is. Poor Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Private Property by SalemVamPirate reviews
Bella wonders what edward hides from her.She enlists the help of Alice and Jasper.During this she gets to know Jasper and Edward a bit more.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
HOLLYWOOD BELLA by callie3 reviews
Bella is going to star in a movie with hollywood heart throb edward cullen. Will hollywood's prince charming or as bella likes to say "prince I would like to be STABBING" get his princess? ALL HUMAN bellaxEdward ,AlicexJasper, ROSExEM,
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Unexpected by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella gets sick, and whos there to help her? Yes, Edward, but who else? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Not Giving Up by Leaonna reviews
The Host: An Ian/Wanda oneshot - Wanda takes a walk with Ian, which helps fuel the process of sorting out her feelings.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Hakuna Matata by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Carlisle has some very wise words for his kids when they decide to argue with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
A Chat with Jasper by alisoncullen92 reviews
Bella talks to Jasper about her 17th birthday party... yes, I know, corny title. AN- So i totalyy just realized via an awesome little review that i accidently switched perspectives, sorry, i wrote this over, like a week, so i messed up a bit
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Fluff and Foreshadow by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
A category of Tammy Drabbles which meet the obvious criteria of either fluff or foreshadow.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tortall
Renaissance by Angel Ren reviews
Host Fanfiction! What exactly happens as Melanie wakes up without her counterpart? What transpires in that time period before Petals was found for Wanderer? One-shot. Fluffy, happiness.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Happy Father's Day Carlisle by Nollie Marie reviews
The Cullens and Bella celebrate Father's day for Carlisle. This is a one shot, Cullens are vamps! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Purr by vampirechick123 reviews
so the big question...can Edward purr. not lemony! One shot! Fluffy Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Carlisle is God! by vampirechick123 reviews
title says it all but...we have all seen them, if not used them. OMC oh my Carlisle and then there is the whole Carlisle is god thing. Well, I got a story about it for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Music by Murmmer reviews
If you are the type of person who relates song to your life or books or TV shows this is a collection of songs that all relate to Twilight it some way. If you breathe music this is also a way to music share.Rated because musicians are brilliantly disturbe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Camping Cullen Style by jack mehauff reviews
Just getting started. Basically, the Cullens take a camping trip with Bella and Charlie, and Alice has an interesting vision.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2008
Edward Watches Bella Sleep by felblossom reviews
Edward's POV from the first night Bella and Edward spend together in Twilight, with an unexpected twist... ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Last Compartment by XxxHarryPotterYaoiLuvaxxX reviews
Hermione finds out Harry's shocking secret. What does a certain blond Slytherin have to do with it? First one-shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Emotional by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Wicked Lovely: Ink Exchange. Mortal feelings may be trite, but love can break even the tightest of emotional cages. Implied Leslie/Irial.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Drinking Tears by vampirechick123 reviews
ONE SHOT!One day when Bella is PMSing she has an epiphany. cute and fluffy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Cliched, Random, Weird, Wacky Stories? by puppyluv03 reviews
One way to get rid of writer's block is to try and write some random Twilight fanfics that totally break all the rules that you should keep when writing a Twilight fanfic. Please review, I'll try to make them as stupid as possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008
Emotion Overload by OnlyinFiction reviews
Jasper has a little hissy fit when Edward and Bella are together. Set around the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Is Edward Really a Zombie? by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella thinks Edward is a zombie....please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Missing You by Bloodied Blade reviews
BxE Songfic. When Edward left, Bella got dragged into kareoke night.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bella - Complete
Starbucks by Count.Applesauce reviews
A oneshot I wrote just to write. I can't think of a summary but the title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
A Wildmage and Mage: Love at Court by TrueRomantic reviews
After the events of ROTG, Daine and Numair have kept their relationship a secret. When they decide to tell their friends the truth, some things will never be the same again.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Tortall
TAKEN by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
This is RotG from Numair's POV. Expect big magic, heavy introspection, and a nice, fluffy ending. This sequels MAELSTROM. And it is, of course, Daine & Numair
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Nancy's Day Off by Pookie Sanchez reviews
The Devil talks to Nancy and the Hardy Boys will pay!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
His Dark Materials project as yet untitled by darlingDarla05 reviews
Maybe not AS mature as the rating suggests, but the original books were for around that age group. This story continues after THE AMBER SPYGLASS and do Will and Lyra reunite? Hmmm... you'll have to read to find out!
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005
I Give In by Vengeful reviews
All right, I give in". Good ol' DN fluff. Daine gives in... but to what?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2005
The DreamWalker by ElspethElf reviews
The master of dreams can only communicate with mortals in dreams - and Gainel fully knows how to use it. Gainel and Daine, with slight DN undertone. Standalone
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2004
Revelations by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot: Daine and Numair, their relationship strengthening daily, face their next hurdle--having their friends find out about them. Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my work.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Return to the Lion by Kit49 reviews
Numair's enlightening POV in EM. A couple of scenes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Tortall
Girlish Nonsense by ElspethElf reviews
Midsummer - do you know, I'd fair forgotten? Maybe I'll look in a pond along the way and find out who my true love will be.' Four years earlier, Daine did just that - with interesting results.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/27/2004
Temptation Lake by another angle reviews
in the realms of the gods. an addition to the chapter by temptation lake.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2003
thoughts by another angle reviews
an added scene during the immortals war. it takes place before numair and daine are taken to the realms of the gods
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/23/2003