Hello anyone who happens to be bored enough to read this.
I'm Alanna. Hi. Nice to meet you. :P
I'm a Female.
I'm an American.
I got tired of the long ass profile I used to have so I'm just gonna keep this one simple...or as simple as I can be.
My mind is a complicated mess of things. I am always thinking about SOMETHING. Be it science theories, a new movie coming out or the AMAZING Gerard Way! gets a far away look in my eyes Gerard...sighs dreamily
Anyways. I love to read thats why I'm on here. lol. I also LOVE music. All kinds really but lately my favorite songs have been Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy and Wonderful by Everclear.
I'm a really quiet person in public but once you get me talking its EXTREMELY hard to get me to shut up. xD
hmm...I noticed these list thingys on other people's bios, you know the ones that have you bold print the things you are. I've tried them before and I got bored so...I'm gonna do it again only leaving out all the other stuff I'm not. lol, ya can get the full list (at least the one I got) from EvilVampireDucky's bio
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE
I didn't write the following poem, but spread it as far as you can:
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless mother fucker
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile. Although, I'm thinking about leaving now that he's all goody, goody.
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