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Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I was once Mewtrainer. Obsessed with being weird and proving it. But no longer. I have expanded and matured since I first came to Fanfiction. Now, I am...the Warrior of Many Faces.

Categories I will read fics in

Books: Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, Children of the Lamp, Circle of Magic/Circle Opens/ Will of the Empress, Chronicles of Narnia, Cryptid Hunters, Ella Enchanted, Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Fablehaven, Harry Potter, Leven Thumps, Percy Jackson, Redwall, Underland Chronicles, Xanth, Young Wizards, Falcon Quinn. A number of others.

Cartoons: Disney, Jimmy Neutron, Justice League, Kim Possible, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Teen Titans, X-men, X-men Evolution. Maybe Young Justice in the Future.

Comics: Calvin and Hobbes, DC superheroes, Deadpool, Green Lantern, Justice League, Marvel, Runaways, Teen Titans, X-men.

Games: Pokemon (especially anything involving Mystery Dungeon or Pokemon Ranger), Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Movies: Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Bolt, Incredibles, Meet the Robinsons, Monsters Inc., Monsters vs Aliens, Night at the Museum, Underdog, Zoom.

Conditions of this: Must be decently written, have good grammar and spelling, and not be romance-centric. Romance is okay, but I don't read stuff that's centered around it. Also, I prefer long chapters and little to no swearing when possible.

Crossovers: Love 'em, when in categories I enjoy, and when it matches the other conditions above.

Genius Movies, Books, Fics, etc

Don't mix this up with the above. There's good and there's genius. I'm listing what I believe is genius.

Canon stuff: Animorphs, Harry Potter, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Percy Jackson (or anything by Riordan, really), most Redwall books, Calvin and Hobbes, Incredibles, Meet the Robinsons, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2, The Princess Bride(movie), The Secrets of Nicolas Flamel series, Companions Quartet, Fablehaven, the Candy Shop War, Tennis Shoes Adventure Series.

Fics: World's Finest Vs. the Children of the Atom, by Kusco, and the sequel, A Perfect Storm. DC/Marvel. First is complete, second isn't.

The Best Seven Years, by Blu Taiger. Calvin and Hobbes/Harry Potter. Complete.

Ritz Knightly and the Demigods, by RurikoTsukuyomi. Percy Jackson. Ongoing.

Prey, by BobcatGoalieSW1. Bolt. Ongoing.

Bolt the Superdog: Origins, by Australian Chaos. Bolt. Complete.

Mission: Possible and A Glitch in Time, by GaDS2000. Kim Possible/Jimmy Neutron. Both complete.

Welcome to Fanfiction and Return to Fanfiction, by The One Called Demetra. Misc. Books/Fanfiction in general. Sort of, anyway. First is a complete oneshot, second just started.

Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident, by Singer la Chanteuse. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter. Ongoing.

Pedestal, by Digital Skitty. Pokemon. Complete.

The Hogwarts Fanfiction University and the sequel, In the Keeping of HFA, by Meir Brin. Harry Potter. First is complete, other is ongoing.

My Quotes (Reference these without giving me credit for it at your own peril)

Irony is delicious, unless you have to eat it.

A commercial is nothing but a possibly entertaining lie.

"I'm going to go insane!!"

"It will be a short trip!" -me and my mom

"I'm shocked into speechlessness!"

"You have a funny definition of speechlessness." -my mom and me

You would do better to search for water in the desert than for logic in a five-year-old.

I'm not rationalizing; I'm creatively rearranging the facts to make it seem as if I am not doing anything wrong.

Quotes

"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars

"Life is pain, Highness. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something." -Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride

"We can solve this the same way we justify all of the plotholes and bugs in this game."

"How do we do that?"

"Magic!" -Artix and Main Character, Dragonfable

"Move the thing! And...that other thing!" -Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"Argh!" -Vizzini and Fezzic, The Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -Vizzini and Inigo, The Princess Bride

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo, The Princess Bride

"Mostly dead means he's slightly alive. With all dead...well, with all dead, there's really only one thing you can do."

"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change." -Miracle Max and Inigo, The Princess Bride

"You said you were a man of your word."

"Oh, but I am. I'm only burning my half of the money." -Unknown Mob boss and Joker, The Dark Knight

"Silly me! I forgot the acid!" -Joker, The Superman/Batman movie

"Don't make me...hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. No, that's not right..." -Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk

"It is time to clobber, is it not? Oh dear, I hope I got that right..." -The Impossible Man, Fantastic Four issue #176

"Look out for the Frightful Four!"

"Why, can't they look out for themselves?" -Mr. Fantastic and the Impossible Man, Fantastic Four issue #177

"Don't you-kaff- see it, clown? You're the only one they don't want. Everyone knows...Joker's too wild." King, Infinite Crisis issue #2.

"I killed you too quickly the last time." -Prince Humperdinck, The Princess Bride

"Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad!"

"I'm on the brute squad."

"You are the brute squad." -Miracle Max and Fezzic, The Princess Bride

"From now you may refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flame'."

"Hey, Lord of the Flame...your tail's on fire." -Sid and Diego, Ice Age

"Steal from the rich and...give it to the cute cuddly wuddly forest creatures!" -Robina the Hood, Dragonfable

"There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!" -Shoeshine, Underdog

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's a frog!"

"A FROG?!" -Unknown citizens and unknown crowd, Underdog

"I need health! and a pony!" -Deadpool, Marvel Ultimate Alliance

"Just tell me what secret you want to make sure I don't know, and I'll tell you if I already knew it." -Bean, Ender's Shadow

"I detected that she uploaded a number of files from our computer banks...They may know all the plans, sire."

"Y'see, this is why a hundred years ago we used to write everything down on paper. All you had to do was set fire to your lair and poof-now you have to blow up 18 billion dollars of equipment and STILL manage to screw it up." -Unknown monk and Brother Blood, Outsiders issue #5

"Thereyouare. Titansareintrouble. Signal'scomingfromLosAngeles. Couldn'tfindRobin. WonderGirlcanfly. ThoughtI'dcomehere. Needalift?"

"Uh...what?" -Kid Flash and Arrowette, Teen Titans issue #30

"Are you dead or are you alive?"

"What?"

"It's a simple question. Are you dead or are you alive?" -Kid Eternity and Raven, Teen Titans issue #30

"If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?" -seen on a t-shirt

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids." -unknown

"There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.: -got a t-shirt with this on it for Christmas

“There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.” -Marcel Proust

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."- Louis Hector Berlioz

"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!" -Anonymous

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." -Anonymous

"The thing about pain is that it hurts." -Turnball Root, The Artemis Fowl Files

"...if the LEP did board my shuttle, they would not find whatever it is I am choosing to smuggle. Which in this case is a jar of chocolate truffles. Hardly illegal, but the cooler is full." -Opal Koboi, Artemis Fowl: the Opal Deception

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes." -Mazer Rackham, Ender's Game

"Let us fight complacency! And let us proceed gingerly!" -Cresselia, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2

"I'm not in denial; I'm just very selective of the reality I accept." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"You've gotta reach for the stars, not for the ceiling."

"But the ceiling keeps you out of the rain." -Elliot and Sienna, Spirited

"The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless!" -General Staal, Doctor Who 2008 season

"This is the last time you make a fool out of me!"

"I made you a hero. The fool part you did yourself." -Titan (or should it be 'Tighten'? XD) and Megamind, Megamind

"La la la la la. Spring is in the air, and I'm a flower, with nothing interesting to say." -Slim, A Bug's Life

"Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs." -Opal Koboi, Artemis Fowl 6

"I haaate you! When I have the lemur, I will...I will..."

"Kill me in some horrible fashion."

"Precisely. Thank you." -Opal Koboi and Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl 6

"Don't you know anything about engines?"

"That's why I have a husband, so I don't have to. Engines and shelves, that's why men were invented." -Steffanie and Steffanie's mom, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Am I going mad?"

"I hope not."

"So you're real? You actually exist?"

"Presumably."

"You mean you're not sure if you exist or not?"

"I'm fairly certain. I mean, I could be wrong. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my imagination."

"You might be a figment of your own imagination?"

"Stranger things have happened. And do, with alarming regularity." -Steffanie and Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"The less you know about all this, the better. You're a perfectly normal young lady, and after tonight you're going to return to your perfectly normal life. It wouldn't do for you to get too involved in this."

"But I am involved."

"But we can limit that involvement."

"But I don't want to limit that involvement."

"But it's what's best for you."

"But I don't want that!"

"But it might-"

"Don't start another sentence with but." -Skulduggery and Steffanie, Skulduggery Pleasant

"This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is."

"Okay."

"Really?"

"No, only joking. Do your worst." -Serpine and Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"I've been treated well. Apart from all the torture." -Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Cheer up, everyone. Since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about?" -Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"I wish you were right."

"Of course I'm right. I'm me." Valkyrie and Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"The Grotesquery's gonna feed on you. That good ole boy's been down for the count - he's gonna need your blood in his veins. Gonna have himself a slap-up meal. You mind if I take pictures? Brought my own camera and everythin'."

"Knock yourself out."

"Thanks."

"No, really, run headfirst into the wall and knock yourself out, because I'm telling you, you better be unconscious when Skulduggery gets here." Sanguine and Valkyrie, Playing with Fire

"How about you? Do you have any...romances I should know about?"

"Nope. Not a one."

"Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun." -Steffanie's dad and Steffanie, The Faceless Ones

"You think it's a trap?"

"Either that or there's an emergency elsewhere in the city. Still, you don't look a gift horse in the mouth, unless of course it's made of wood." -Valkyrie and Skulduggery, The Faceless Ones

"I will say nothing further. Oh, except several more things." -Master George, The Journal of Curious Letters

"Mr. Johnson, I'm more confused than the Easter Bunny at a Christmas party." -Tick's father, The Journal of Curious Letters

"Eventually you will fail. I say this because the vast majority of those who receive these letters will do so, utterly. For those extreme few of you who may succeed, I will conveniently explain away this clue as a small typing error. For you, it was meant to say, 'Eventually you will not fail'. -Master George, The Journal of Curious Letters

"Cheer up, friend, much worse lies ahead." -Master George, The Journal of Curious Letters

"This thing really flies? In the air?"

"Where else would it fly, Einstein? Underground?" -Paul and Sofia, The Journal of Curious Letters

"Go on and act the fool, Spider-Man. That's all you are to me, another fool...who will fall before Menace!"

"Again with the name. 'Menace'? Let's be honest here. You're just another goblin, aren't you? And that's getting kinda old. I mean, c'mon, I've already fought four Green Goblins. Two Hobgoblins, three fembot goblins...gray goblin, demogoblin, future goblin...fried goblin, shrimp goblin, goblin on toast..."

"SHUT UP!!"

"Aww! A little 'M'! You've personalized your stuff. How cute!"

"AHHHH!"

"Wait! I've got it. From now on, you can be "Mock-Goblin". I'll mock you. And you can even keep your little monogrammed balls." -Menace and Spider-Man, Amazing Spider-Man issue #568

"This vessel is now under the command of...what are we calling it again?"

"You moronic monkey, you made up the name!" -Ultraman and Owlman, Superman/Batman Annual #1

"Hold the phone AND the mayo! You're ME, only without the lacerations and foreign objects!"

"Will you please just DIE!"

"Why do you hate yourself so much?" -odd version of Deathstroke and Deathstroke, Superman/Batman

"I have a terrible memory when it comes to secrets I don't wish to tell." -Briar, The Will of the Empress

"I hate to break this to you, sis, but...um, you're glowing."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"What part of 'you're glowing' do you not understand?"

"The part where I'm glowing." -Whit and Wisty, Witch and Wizard

"This totally sucks."

"Much too optimistic. You always see the bright side, don't you?" -Wisty and Whit, Witch and Wizard

"There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there. The other is to walk round the whole world till we come back to the same place." -G.K. Chesterton

"I can't tell you everything. And you're going to have to be satisfied for the time being with what I can tell you."

"What if I'm not satisfied?"

"Then you'll still have to wait." -Linda and Jack, The Warrior Heir

"Why do you hate me so much?"

"As if you have to ask."

"Actually, I do have to ask. That's why I'm asking." -Jackson and Heathcliff, NERDS

"I've been notified by the police that a 13-year-old has been roaming the streets unsupervised. And I'm afraid you'll have to report to school tomorrow."

"Oh, I'm IN school."

"Uh-huh. And...do you have any followup comments to that?"

"...I'm...homeschooling...myself? And...I'm taking myself...on a field trip." -Schnieder and Earwig, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

"So, what are you doing, riding the Red Rabbit all by yourself?"

"Sorry, I don't speak English."

"What? You sound like you speak English."

"Nope. I don't speak a word of English, and also, I have a speech defect, so if you don't mind, I'm going to sleep now." -"Normal Guy" and Earwig, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

"You can never trust Wilford. He might be telling the truth." -Encyclopedia, Encyclopedia Brown Sets the Pace

"You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him."

"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep." -Myles and Alanna, In the Hand of the Goddess

"What can you tell me about the Terrible House of Strood? Like, why's it called that?"

"Because it's terrible. Oh yeah, and it belongs to Mr. Strood." -Nin and Jonas, Seven Sorcerers

"I've got a plan. I just don't know what it is yet." -Nin, Seven Sorcerers

"So what's the procedure for something like this?"

"We get donuts. When in doubt, always get donuts." -two random city workers from an unknown Spider-Man comic

"Somebody help!"

"Who's 'somebody'? And why do you think he can help you better than us?" -Councilwoman Parfrey and Spider-Man, Amazing Spider-Man #551

"Can't you guys go ten minutes without fighting?"

"No. We counted once. We can only go seven and a half." -Walter Sparrow and Vince, Alienated

"I don't need my powers to fight you."

"To fight me? No. But you're sure gonna need them to win." -Bombshell and Ravager, Teen Titans Vol. ? #71

Copy and Paste and other stuff

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Or if you thought it was amusing.)

It's so hard to find LDS people on here. If you are LDS, copy and paste this to your profile, PM me so that I know who you are, and add your name to this list: The Warrior of Many Faces, Blu Taiger.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (or if you laughed when you saw it.)

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to nail Jell-o to a tree!

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

YAY FOR CRUMPLE-HORNED SNORKACKS! If Luna Lovegood is your favorite HP character and you believe in the Blibbering Humdinger etc, copy, paste, and put your name on the list: The Warrior of Many Faces.

If you try to beat away Wrackspurts, copy and paste.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Sword in hand, they shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and shot those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Type your name with your knuckles: the warrior of mkanmy fgaces. (It was working until I got careless...)

Type your name with your nose: 5tyhe waqrri0orbof manyb faces (Coulda been worse, I guess...)

Copy and paste if you think you can do better. (If anyone gets it right, let me know how you did it! Please? puppy-dog pout XD)

Has anyone else noticed that in Lightning Thief, Nemesis is the GOD of Revenge, but later is the GODDESS? How weird is that?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Have you ever wondered...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Or if you're Mr. Hook, will you be Captain Hook?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. And I don't really like nuts...either definition.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

How to confuse Trick or Treaters:

Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away. When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.

Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished

Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -Unknown

Reality is nice but I wouldn’t want to live there. -Unknown

(This is my own Evil Overlord list. Some of these are probably similar to what's in the original, but credit The Warrior of Many Faces if you use the following anyway, with the understanding that this list has been influenced by the original.)

I will not team up with another Evil Overlord with the intent to betray them. If I must do this for reinforcements or for their supplies, I will be sure to give them a luxurious guest room with colorless odorless poison gas pumped into it as soon as possible.

I will not team up with an Evil Overlord without the intent to betray them. Sooner or later I'll end up dead and the other Overlord will take my place.

I will not limit myself to magic only or science only. I will master both and continue my studies whenever possible.

I will design my weapons so that they never misfire, break, or backfire.

I will keep my subjects well-fed and satisfied so that they will not rebel against me.

After I have conquered the world, I will not reach for conquering the universe. Too much effort for such an unattainable goal.

If I ever try to make myself immortal, I will first read the fine print.

I will not disregard my minion's or lieutenant's lives...at least in front of them.

Anyone wishing to join me must submit to a full background check and will not be exposed to any useful information without years of loyal service. Also, those who would join me don't enter my Inpenetrable Fortress until their background check is finished and comes up green.

I will not take my minions from "Idiotic Minions R Us". Similarly, I will kill anyone who ever betrays sensitive information.

I will not double-cross my mercenaries. They don't like it.

Little kids aren't 'harmless'. Anyone who suggests otherwise gets a laser to the brain.

My minions will be required to completely memorize the layout of my Evil Fortress, so that they will not rely on the deliberately wrong maps that they must carry around.

I will have no Self-Destruct buttons. If I must have them, they will be labeled "Septic Waste Disposal".

I will build up an immunity to every known poison and a few unknown ones.

I will not stockpile all of my dangerous weapons in one place.

I will not demand cruel and unusual tributes from my subjects.

I will secretly spread propaganda that I am not, in fact, an Evil Overlord; I am the Benificent Overlord. Anyone who doesn't know what that means gets a free dictionary.

I will not sell my soul to the devil; why help out a rival?

If someone's working against me, I will not spare any effort to try to convert them: they will be killed on sight.

Any important buttons or levers will be duplicated several times, and only I will know which one actually triggers my machine and which ones just drop you into a crocodile pit.

I will not risk myself in open combat. That's what footsoldiers and grunts are for.

My lieutenants must have at least some intelligence.

If I have a pet monster, I will treat it with the utmost respect so that it will not eat me.

If I must monologue, I will give a fake plan so that they will go on a wild goose chase when they inevitably get free.

No clones. Too hard to control. I'll use android duplicates instead.

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Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. Awakening SI
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 213,316 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,656 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
Missing Scenes by Catflower Queen reviews
A look at what might have been going on behind the scenes during the gameplay of "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky". No particular order. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,986 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Treecko/Kimori
The World's Treasure Part 1: The Rainbow by Catflower Queen reviews
We know that the Time Gears control the flow of time... but... where did they come from? What was a human doing in the Pokemon World? How does Laura fit in? But most importantly... what exactly is the World's Treasure? A "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Exploreres of the Sky" Fanfiction. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 108,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Treecko/Kimori - Complete
Fight-Or-Flight by OceanSpiral reviews
After being lured into the depths of a condemned and disused Battle Zone, a group of trainers find themselves at the mercy of a mad professor's experiment into the extremes of human behaviour. Trapped in some of the harshest terrain in all Sinnoh, the trainers are left with a staggering ultimatum. Fight your way out or be left for dead. Do whatever you need to survive.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/13/2014
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
The Parallel by Qoheleth reviews
Through the vagaries of space travel, a parallel universe's "Animorphs" have been transported to the reality we all know and love. Now they have to figure out a way to get home - but do all of them really want to?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,027 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 10/31/2004 - OC - Complete
Daydreams and Nightmares by lambentLodestar reviews
It's a weird sensation to fall asleep in California one day and wake up in Ylisse at the same time. Apparently my name is now Shanzira, and I'm trying not to die here. Came pretty close already. I need to brush up on my knowledge of this game; it's been two years since it came out, and being in college and all, I've had my hands full, what with animating. Robin, don't let me die!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,711 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013
What Is Hard by Laryna6 reviews
Endbaby AU. So, Eidolon wanted challenge, did he? What if he'd known what he was doing when he used whatever power granted that wish? Except no. He didn't know what he was doing. He really didn't. Welcome to parahuman parenthood, where your children are tossed at eldritch abominations and punched into orbit.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Alexandria, Eidolon, Behemoth, Contessa
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Mayhem of Nature by The Additional Pylon reviews
What if Pit had been able to spend more time at Viridi's Sanctuary between Ch 18 and 19? With Viridi, her commanders, and Pit having to spend their free time together, things are bound to get weirder faster than Hades can eat an angel. Okay, maybe a bit faster than that but things are definitely bound to get interesting. Witness the mayhem of Pit and the Forces of Nature!
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Pit, Viridi - Complete
On a Pale Horse by dee forty-five reviews
"Twilight…please, help. They're coming for me." Trixie collapses on Twilight Sparkle's doorstep with nothing but these words, a monster in pursuit, and a whole lot of unanswered questions. Now Twilight finds herself in conflict with mysterious, powerful group that plays for keeps. Can she and Trixie uncover the heart of this conspiracy?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Trixie
Two Rats in a Maze by DarthJosef reviews
Chell is surprised when a man in a blue box appears in a test chamber at Aperture Laboratories
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Awaken to Nightmares by lambentLodestar reviews
These are the tales of what happened in the doomed timeline of Daydreams and Nightmares. These are the steps that lead to the inevitable defeat, to the need to leave a world to its doom. These are the records that remain, telling of what the dreamers did to try and save their world.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
Nothing But Noms by FFlove190 reviews
Gaius and Stahl bond over delicious goodies of the sweet and savory variety.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Gaius, Stahl
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,028 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/17/2010
Daydreams and Nightmares: Support Log by lambentLodestar reviews
This is the support log for my Self-Insert fic, Daydreams and Nightmares. All supports will be here– once I've written them all!– regardless of whether or not they become canon in-fic. These are the conversations the non-canon characters have with each other and the canon characters. Requests wanted!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 31,379 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013
Dragons Never Lose by throwaawy reviews
Aincrad is definitely a place where only the strongest can survive. But what happens when a parahuman whose strength is only available IRL and not online joins this Death Game ?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
A Lighter Shade of Gray by Lavanya Six reviews
Once bitten, twice shy? (AU, post 2.08)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Skitter - Complete
Whist, Robert - Accountant by Mr. Scrint reviews
Robert Whist, a middle-aged accountant, is suddenly stranded in the world of Pokemon. He likes quiet reading, tea, and jumps at loud noises. Unfortunately for him, he is also rather fond of living, which tends to make things difficult when the whole world is out to kill him. A world of adventure awaits him! ... whether he wants it or not.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2014
A Pokemon Story: Flying Free by Arcane Fuse reviews
A frail Bug type recalls his adventures with his master, from the moment of his capture to the end of his journey.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Caterpie
DNA by Umachica reviews
Something strange is happening to the Pokemon on Bo's pontya ranch. Things are changing quickly, and it's up to her to figure it out before she loses the entire farm. But the problem is much larger than she thinks.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Arcanine/Windie, Ponyta, OC
The Lament of a Little Sister by Motherflipping Oak reviews
Rather than be left behind when her older brother and his friend leave to become trainers, little Myra chooses to take matters into her own hands. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2014 - OC, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
but that was infinities ago by alpha aquarii reviews
Unable to escape the blast of the Ultimate Weapon that renders her and Lysandre immortal, Serena waits out the long years and learns that heroism sometimes means more than saving: it means forgiving. Gen.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Serena, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis - Complete
Some Rise By Sin by Amarantia reviews
So I'm going to save you a good deal of suspense and tell you up front that by the time you catch up to where I am, I will have eight gym badges, defeated my rival five times, and failed precisely once in my mostly-futile bid to save my homeland. Also, I'll be dead. Welcome, in short. Presented for your entertainment is the not-so-short story of how I burned Johto to the ground.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
One Last Choice by Motherflipping Oak reviews
After a bloodbath of a tournament, a trainer finally comes to the end of their journey. One-shot inspired by Nuzlocke challenges.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - OC, Aggron/Bossgodora - Complete
Anna's Home Shopping Channel by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wanted to get your hands on that sacred sword spoken in Hylian legends? Or how about those magical balls that can capture any wild animals with a 100% catch rate? Perhaps you even dreamed of obtaining the legendary 1-Up mushrooms of Mushroom Kingdom lore. Well all this and more can be yours if you stay tuned onto Anna's Home Shopping Channel! *Refunds not provided.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Do Daleks Dream of Electric Cake? by Mattaf reviews
When the facility is raided by a squad of Daleks, GLaDOS is simply thrilled at the chance to torture new and fascinating test subjects. Unfortunately for her, the Daleks may prove to be more trouble than she bargained for...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Daleks, GLaDOS
Falls the Shadow by KrisEleven reviews
What would have happened to the four, if Niko hadn't found them? What would they have become then? A collection of one-shots where the circle had to survive without Winding Circle. Companion pieces to 'Always Us'. Chapter 8, winter is coming: Sandry's war for the throne would soon begin, and Briar, Daja, and Tris take the last steps of their journeys to her side in the darkness.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
Children of the Underworld by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Percy J., Anubis
Xenologue: A Description of Peace by lambentLodestar reviews
A side drabble for Daydreams and Nightmares, don't read if you've not read up to chapter 21. You won't get it if you never read the fic itself, to which I say, go and read it. It's good :D Everyone wanted Frederick/Shanzira to be canon, so here. Alt good future stuffs. Features Noel and her sibling. Doesn't really have a plot, just character development.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
Storm Clouds II by dee forty-five reviews
A sequel to Pokemon: Storm Clouds, this story follows a young boy's adventures in the mysterious world of the Pokemon video games nineteen years after the original story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,260 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011
The Lantern Chronicles by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
A series of one-shots about various characters from various works receiving one of the Lantern Power Rings, and what they do once they've got them. Who will be a hero, and who will be a villain? Come Read to Find Out. This Week: Aang the Avatar
Crossover - X-overs & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011
Floe Island: The Story of Jenny Flint by Bluejeanserenade reviews
Jenny Flint, resident of tiny Floe Island and daughter to Elite Four Lorelei, never had any desire to become a Pokemon trainer, but when she is kidnapped by notorious crime syndicate Team Rocket, her peaceful lifestyle is challenged. Does she have what it takes to save her island home?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Lorelei/Canna, Team Rocket
Looking Glass by throwaawy reviews
James Shirakawa is a 'cape', a human with paranormal abilities trying to live out his life while balancing the demands of his society, of his family, and his conscience. He also really hates his power—ONESHOT
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2013 - OC - Complete
Emerald Shenanigans by Orangen reviews
A collection of short one-shots pointing out some of the weirder things in Pokémon Emerald Version. No particular order.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Platinum Shenanigans by Orangen reviews
A collection of short one-shots pointing out some of the weirder things in Pokémon Platinum Version, from the changes from DP to some things that just generally don't make sense. No particular order.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
First Timers by Pidgeys reviews
She was really no different from any of the other children her age: an eager, ten-year-old bundle of hopes and dreams ready to take on the world. Join Ameena on her journey to be a Master as she deals with the everyday trials of a spoiled child left alone in the wild to navigate, battle, survive, and still come out on top.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
PMD: Defenders of Warmth by Arrowfoot the Dragon reviews
Several humans, each with varying amounts of memory, wake up as pokémon in a pokéworld that is rapidly changing for the worse. As they go on their respective journeys, will they find out who they are and why they're there? Can they survive? -Gen 5 based-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 299,340 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Nurse by Niesse reviews
Scenes from the life of Suzanne, head nurse at the Celadon pokemon centre. Drabbles.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2013
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Interfaces by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Larry and Mr. Lunt give new meaning to the phrase "Internet piracy".
Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
Rainbooms and Royalty by Rowanoak23 reviews
Alternate Universe: Instead of Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia made Rainbow Dash her personal student instead! Follow her through the events of the 1,000th Summer Sun Celebration. A reimagining of "Friendship is Magic"
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,898 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia - Complete
Well, Blow Me Down by Blu Taiger reviews
Susie discovers 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' - the hard way.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
First Impressions by Catflower Queen reviews
We know how Paula and Laura of Team Rainbow reacted to everything... but how did everyone else react to them? Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Treecko/Kimori
The Garatron Chronicles by Qoheleth reviews
Containing everything you ever wanted to know about the Garatron race, including why they look so much like Andalites, why they can run so fast, and what they're doing on the Anati homeworld. (On temporary hiatus, since the next chapter will require some rather unusual research.)
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - OC
Final Exam by CoffeeIncluded reviews
How Cheren became a gym leader. Set in the same universe as my other fanfic, Alphabet Soup, which you should go read since apparently it's really good. Some DualRival shipping; it's still called that, right?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Cheren - Complete
Legend of Faye by Niesse reviews
Don't worry, she knows what she's doing. She's really very good.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Articuno/Freezer - Complete
Always Us by KrisEleven reviews
They were meant to be together, but what if Niko had not saved them? What would they have become then? Dark!Circle written for icecreamlova.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Almost Like Flying by starlingnight reviews
A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Scyther/Strike, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
The Heroes by opensecret reviews
"They were all just children, really." Touko's outlook on the other heroes at a get-together. One-Shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Red - Complete
Butterfree by Dragonfree reviews
Trainers aren't supposed to have favorites, but you were my favorite. And then you started losing.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Butterfree - Complete
Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Of Many Colors by CoffeeIncluded reviews
Meet Arty Burgh. He's more camp than a row of tents. Meet Elesa Koil. Her parents call people like that very...nasty...words. Of course, neither one knows this important piece of information about the other. This should be fun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Burgh/Arty, Elesa/Kamitsure
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Spirited by OceanSpiral reviews
Pokemon training was never her choice, but when Sienna finds her mum gone, claiming to be chasing her dad, she discovers the path of a trainer is now inevitable. Partnered up with a feisty Mareep and a plethora of other 'spirited' Pokemon, Sienna seeks out revenge on her violent estranged father. But the sinister plot she uncovers proves a doorway for something entirely unexpected.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 218,752 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Mareep/Merriep - Complete
30 Days of Speed by Qoheleth reviews
On April 5, 2003, Central City schoolgirl Sarah Palmer provided the Justice League with vital assistance, and as a reward was granted her heart's desire: one month's worth of contact with the Speed Force. This is her story.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - OC - Complete
Pokemon Legends: Sinnoh Saga by devilrose87 reviews
AU to Pokemon Platinum. Dawn, an eleven year old girl, wants nothing more than to stay home and play video games. Too bad everyone else seems to have a different plan for her. Updates Sundays.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 364,191 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dawn/Hikari
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Game Theory by Qoheleth reviews
One supervillain begets another...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Odes to the Forgotten by cplns reviews
The forgotten and unloved one-shot characters and monsters of Pokemon need a voice, too.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Nonregulation Attire by Llybian Minamino reviews
A disguised Shelly infiltrates Team Magma's headquarters only to be found by Tabitha. Commandershipping. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Tabitha/Homura, Shelly/Izumi - Complete
Deviate by Cerulean City reviews
"You chased off Team Rocket and went to Ilex Forest alone? That takes guts! I like that. Come train with us." An imagined narrative of a Pokémon game without its central character. No implied Ships.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ariana, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Shifting Times by Shadewolf7 reviews
I was the silent one, the story that was never told. For my own protection, of course...
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Life Happens by Qoheleth reviews
Requested by udita. Turtle and Theo had planned not to have children - but, as we all know, if you want to hear God laugh...
Westing Game - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Turtle W., Theo T.
Pokemon Storm Clouds by dee forty-five reviews
When two teens from the 'real world' are sucked into the world of pokemon, they realize it's going to be a difficult journey getting home. And what's more: one was turned into a pokemon for the ride!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,030 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Genius and Juliet by fiercejinx reviews
A girl who's with Artemis will have no secrets left. A boy who's with Juliet will have to swallow a large part of his 'masculine' ego. Maybe that's why they are perfect for each other? Because they already know each other better than anyone else ever can.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
Waiting for the Abyss' Stare by KrisEleven reviews
Waiting is sometimes the hardest part, especially when it is someone you love staring into the abyss and you want nothing more than to reach out and pull them back. Except the battle inside... it cannot be fought by others.
Circle Opens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Pokemon Origins: Training by silentlysnowing reviews
Most kids got to have ordinary adventures, the kind where they'd earn their badges, stop some crimes, make a few friends, and get mugged once or twice. Me? I got sent back in time by a pushy green creature for reasons I still can't divine. Ordinary. Sure.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Celebi
Poltergeist's by Nyaa-Neko reviews
A young girl begins an adventure in Sinnoh to capture the sunset in a cup and save her mother from a terrible disease. But when she ends up making a small deal with a ghost, she realizes more lives than just her mother's - and her own - are at stake.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 113,108 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
To Be Left Behind by WingedFlight reviews
Susan knew what it was like to be the only one left when all others had perished; she knew how it was to be older on the inside than the outside; she knew how it felt to be so alone. Maybe she wasn't so different from the Doctor after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Susan Pevensie - Complete
In Life's Name by Elemarth reviews
A series of one-shots about taking the Oath
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
Surcharge by Qoheleth reviews
Post-war drabble sequence. 9,833 sections in the U. S. Tax Code, and not one of them covered this.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - OC - Complete
Infectious by The Jaye Benjamin reviews
Becoming a trainer is infectious. You kids these days don't seem to understand the hardships of travelling. I was just as naive as you at your age, maybe even more. First thing you have to learn in this business is that you don't always get what you want.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
Hero by Azure Butterfly reviews
He had saved the world. Fought legends. Was he not, then, a hero? Perhaps... he was not.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Red - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Alchemist's Child by Captain-Emily reviews
Over the centuries, Nicholas Flamel has been known by many names and has lived many lives. This is the story of one of them.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alfred P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Hallowed Fête by Blu Taiger reviews
Halloween one-shot. Watch what happens when Calvin and Hobbes venture into the woods on Halloween night.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Lookout for Legendaries by silentlysnowing reviews
It began simply, with a run-of-the-mill Mew sighting. But once you’ve seen a Legendary, life can never again be ordinary…
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Summer Heat by Nyaa-Neko reviews
Risa, a girl who doesn't want to be a trainer. Heat, a cyndaquil who won't accept anything less than being the Johto champion. One summer to get the Hive Badge. But what happens when Risa discovers an ancient, evil book halfway through?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2006
No One Ever Calls Me Just To Say Hello by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
People Watching by KrisEleven reviews
While Sandry is busy inside a tailor's shop, Daja and Briar wait outside. Only they could thoroughly annoy Sandry, her guards, and a passing merchant while just people watching.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Clear Skies by KrisEleven reviews
Willing to try anything to be normal, Tris hides her powers and her name to go to Lightsbridge. But of course the life she's chosen is not without its own perils... Will she be able to survive when her new life demands she give up everything she once was?
Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,772 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident by Singer La chanteuse reviews
Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Artemis F.
The Affairs of Dragons by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
In which Morwen loses her house, meets a princess and a knight, does a favor for the king of the dragons, makes a new friend, and finds a new home. Written for Femgenficathon IV.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
A Step Ahead by Orangen reviews
Oneshot. The rival always beats you to gyms and the Elite 4. So, what if he beats you there too?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Impatience by Orangen reviews
Oneshot. You know how the third starter just sits around all game? Here's one's POV.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Torchic/Achamo - Complete
Red & Green by Shallow15 reviews
Carmen SandiegoKP crossover. Kim and Ron find themselves up against the world's greatest theif while Zack and Ivy of the Acme Detective Agency face the challenges provided by a certain superpowered exsuperhero.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kim P., Shego
The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth reviews
Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2007 - C. Fudge - Complete
Mode-rn Bride by Qoheleth reviews
Well, where did you think Elastigirl got her wedding dress from?
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Edna Mode, Elastigirl - Complete
One Last Smash by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
It's been 20 years since the Hands were defeated. Giga Bowser is back, and what's left of the Smashers have to reunite to save the day.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,327 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
A Glitch in Time by GaDS2000 reviews
She can do anything. He can solve everything. Together they've saved the world, but can even they save existence itself?
Crossover - Jimmy Neutron & Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,351 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
The World Cannot Move by Thanos6 reviews
A witness to the final battle against the Omnidroid muses about the history of supers...
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
Was, Is, Will Be by Negrek reviews
One-shot. Xatu are said to be able to view both future and past at once. But is it really as clear-cut as that?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Mission: Possible by GaDS2000 reviews
When a series of high-tech thefts suggest that Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous are back in action B.T.S.O. calls on Jimmy to put an end to their plot. But Global Justice has their own free-lance agent on the case as well.
Crossover - Jimmy Neutron & Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Formerly, Elastigirl? by littlesoprano reviews
Bob isn't the only one having an identity crisis.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Heretic by L. Emmist reviews
Annoying little sisters, helmacrons who can morph, and a whole lot of Yeerks! We've got trouble! -- PG-13 for action. Enjoy Chapter Twenty-Nine! --
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 12/26/2002
The Wheel by L. Emmist reviews
The Animorphs face what may prove to be their biggest challenge yet -- Driver's Ed. -- PG for action. --
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,618 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002
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The Official Pokemon Fanfiction University reviews
Inspired by Miss Cam, the Warrior of Many Faces has decided to teach badfic writers in Pokémon how to write well...through lots and lots of pain. Welcome to The Official Pokémon Fanfiction University. Beware, all ye who enter here.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011
Squamata Corvidae reviews
Slytherin has been maligned for centuries. Regarded with suspicion and occasionally hatred. But nothing lasts forever, and the future of Hogwarts rests with one Slytherin and one Ravenclaw...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011
Woes of the Unclaimed reviews
It really sucks to be a demigod without any knowledge of it. Especially when you manage to avoid the very people who are trying to find you...before you get yourself killed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011
Immortal Instruments
They were created for an unknown purpose and hidden in the mystery dungeons. Now they are being found by our heroes...but will the world be helped or hindered because of it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Munchlax/Gonbe, Torchic/Achamo
Poisoned Heart reviews
FRLG AU. He stole a Bulbasaur as part of a grand plot involving Team Rocket. Now Red and Gary must get it back from him. One problem: he's a genius. Another problem: Team Rocket.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
A Little Bit of Wish Fulfillment reviews
Animeverse, Ash-bashing, oneshot. A mysterious trainer bets he can defeat Ash with just one Pokemon. Can he do it?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
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