So this is my profile. I love to read and write both twilight and harry potter fandoms.Twilight used to be my favorite but I think it was just a phase because now I am totally and completely obsessed with Harry Potter. I mostly read on fan fiction but I have written some fan fictions though I have not posted them yet. My name is probably easy to guess and if you can not figure it out than you are more dumb than I am and that is pretty .I am between the ages 5 and 400. I live somewhere in the rocking United States of America. My favorite color is blue and favorite food depends on my mood. I have 2 friends that have fan fiction memberships there user names are mimijackson1128 and chipslover15. Mimijackson1128 has posted a story that is very good but chipslover15 has not posted anything yet though they both write 10 times better than I can. If you ever PM me you might not get a response right away because I always forget to check them. Well that's all for now.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, allikittenkat1
Ships for Twilight that I like;
Edward/Bella Go Team Edward
Alice/Jasper one of my friends say that they don't belong but I think that they just are not as intimate
Rosalie/Emmett funny couple and very intimate
Esme/Carlisle just not a bunch of details please cause it is just like hearing about my parents love life aka I do NOT want details
Nessie/Jacob I may not be on Team Jacob but I do still believe that he should get a happy ending too he deserves it
Shippings for Twilight that I hate;
Any incest cause it is just plain and simply wrong (when I say incest that includes any other pairs inside the cullen family that SM did not pair up)
Jacob/Leah they are just friends
Jacob/Bella Bella chooses Edward at they end of Eclipse get over it
Nessie/Nahuel Jacob imprints on Nessie so of course this shipping is impossible
Edward/any one besides Bella it is just stupid if they are not together
Bella/any one besides Edward again it is just stupid
besides that I can be optimistic.
Ships I love for Harry Potter;
Ron/Hermione squeal they are meant for each other
Harry/Ginny Harry is the hero and the hero always has to get the one he saved
Neville/Luna the outcast come together
Neville/Hannah I don't mind it because I can see it happening
Luna/ Rolf I do not know who Rolf is but if there is a good story on how they met then I like it
Lupin/Tonks bring on the color changing werewolves
George/Angelina I can also see this happening
Ships for Harry Potter that I hate
Any incest cause it is just plain and simply wrong
I can be pretty optimistic to different pairings if it has a good plot.
Here is a tribute to all those who died in the school shootings it is sad but good
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Please re post this if not for me but for the ones who died innocent!
For all those helpless children being abused.
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a thing wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long
When I am awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you care repost this
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. crazy is if you bark at a ballon; because baloons dont get scared...Crazy is when u start laughing over something that happened over like two months ago If you're crazy, Crazy is when you catch a toad and spend all day making a cage for it and then you decide to just let the toad go. copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, PiperPaigePhoebe01, MercuryBlue144, RedtheBrunette, allikittenkat1
Don't read this if you are under 13 seriously
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as
".Don't read if you're under 13...seriously" 80 of you wont repost this.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of men, I will deny you in front of my father
i BOLDED THE ONES THAT i AM
I'm Popular so i must be a bitch
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm white and like to speak Spanish so I must be a Mexican wannabee
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick..
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A Dads Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive Thur order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
Why do we always want what we can't have?
Why no matter how hard we strife do we never seem to reach our goals?
What do you have if you do not have love?
Why do we always seem to get put off to the side even when we need help the most?
Why can no one hear us when we need heard the most?
Why do people always have to be the best?
Why do people always try to bring us down?
Why do people like to make us cry?
Why can't people except each other for what they really are?
Just because I am different is there something wrong with me?
Why do the meanest people always get the best? Why not the nice people? What's wrong with them?
Just because you are popular does it mean you have to be a mean person?
Why do people stereotype?
Why is life unfair?
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching: Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Rockos modern Life, and Animaniacs. If you've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not! When everything was settled by: rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish. You remember playing Miss American Beauty. You remember when kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, Ghost Busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making cootie catchers and then predicting your life with them. You rember playing M.A.S.H. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, Power Rangers, and Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies and Carebears. You remember the orginal Strawberry Shortcake! Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said! You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
1. When you stray off the right path, friends will give you a little push in the right direction; BEST friends will give you a big fat push and laugh when you fall on your face.
2. When you get locked out of the house at night, friends will stay the night with you on the lawn; BEST friends will get all serious and say: "all right, here's the plan. We go home, put on black, and ninja our way into your house," knowing full well you have an alarm system to wake up the dead.
3. When you are arrested, friends will keep you company; BEST friends will sit next to you in the cell yelling death threats at the guard in an attempt to lighten the mood and make you laugh, failing utterly.
4. When they answer the phone, ask who it is, and you answer "Billy Bob Joe," friends will say, "Oh, hi, -insert your name here-!"; BEST friends will gasp and scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!" destroy your eardrums, and hang up, only to call back a milli-second later to claim, "You know you love me."
5. When you don't know someone's name, friends will whisper the name in your ear; BEST friends will be standing next to you, politely smiling and nodding, trying very hard not to burst out laughing at you.
6. When you're in your "crabby week," friends will deal with it; BEST friends will sit you down like it's an interrogation, and say "The calendar says it's that time. Get it out of your system now," and will sit there biting back the hysterical laughter when you scream at them at the top of your lungs.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will know what your crying about and tell everyone else to leave you alone.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal yours.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS:Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional
To get to the end of the rainbow, you have to put up with some rain
To the world your just one person, but to one person you might be the world.
Sometimes the dreams that come true,are the dreams you never even knew you had.
Smile and the world smiles with you
Dont worry, it might never happen
You're not wasting your life away if your doing the things you enjoy.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
DO YOU KNOW??
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
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My faith: Jesus: Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various
experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was
a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe
from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway
down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking
for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was
walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,
she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling
overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help
this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police
asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man
one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you
know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. rape if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.
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When You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter (BTW, I've done or had the urge to do all of them)
1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..."
2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions! (I've wanted to do this for like forever)
3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape
4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real"
5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually.
6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib"
7. When your parents have actually banned you from reading Harry Potter
8. When you read them at school anyway
9. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween
10. Even if you're a girl
11. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books.
12. When you know what 10 books I was talking about
13. When you're a brunette, you crimp your hair to become Hermione
14. Even if you're a boy
15. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!"
16. When you've made a wand.
17. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!"
18. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions?
19. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid"
20. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat. coughMrStewartcough
21. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it.
22. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it.
23. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies!
24. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort
25. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud
26. When you've been to jkrowling.com
27. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos"
28. When you turn it off, you think "Nox"
29. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark
30. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers
31. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards.
32. When you have gotten a friend coughalicough deeply obsessed with the series
33. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem
34. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/grammar/science/etc. during a boring lesson
35. When you have actually yelled Crucio/Avada Kedavra out loud in the middle of class.
Copy and pasty time
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, DramioneLurver, Victoria Anne Stauffer
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. =D
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple times a day baby)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
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