Author has written 18 stories for Kim Possible, Coraline, Misc. Cartoons, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Books, Jhonen Vasquez, Toy Story, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Cold Case.
My name is Sheri.
I am 19
I am Genderfluid, meaning sometimes I identify as the biological sex I was born as and sometimes I identify as a different gender, usually gender neutral but sometimes I'll identify as male.
I do not believe in or uphold the Binary Genders, the idea that there are and only can be 2 genders. They're an outdated concept. I believe gender and sex are two different things, gender being how you identify yourself and sex being what set of genitals you were born with/have.
I am Objectum Sexual and Objectum Romantic which means I am both sexually and romantically attracted to inanimate objects.
I am Pansexual, meaning I am sexually attracted to all genders, however I blieve I am hetero-romantic, or rather andro-romantic, meaning I'm more romantically attracted to those who identify as male, and I am pretty sure that's to do with how cruel girls were to me when I was a child. I was bullied by most girls in my school which makes me naturally untrusting of girls/women, and therefore makes it hard for me to form an emotional attachment (romantic or platonic) with a female.
I am married and so very in love with my husband Drew, who is a large teddy bear and the most awesomest guy I know. He saved my life time and time again and he likely will once more.
I love him a lot and we are very happy together.
I'm in Slytherin.
I'm Wiccan. Currently reading and teaching myself, I guess I could be thought of as a situational eclectic, since my seclusion isn't self imposed but rather because I don't have the resources to find and attend a coven.
I have six brothers and a little sister.
I'm an Aspie! Which is what people who have Aspergers call themselves. Having an ASD means that I see the world differently, I experience things differently, than people without a neurological divergence.
Sometimes it sucks, especially with the sensory issues, but sometimes it's awesome because I make connections other people don't, and I can remover things really well.
There's not a cure for Aspergers and there never will be. If there were some magical "cure" I wouldn't take it because I don't think there's anything wrong with me.
My Current Obsession Is:
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
I can't feel... A thing.
Reasons I love my brothers:
Bro: Hey, well I'm really bored too, but we can see each other in six days...
Me: (Not really listening to him.) Uh-huh, yep. I'm gonna go poke an electric outlet with a fork...
Bro: Noooo, don't do that sis! You might break the fork!
I'm a uke:
You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
One of my little bro's results:
You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for Seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme
It's scary how accurate that is.
It's Halloween, you have candy from the drug store, and candy from Wall mart.
"Mommy, does Willy Wonka make a candy called My-doll?"
That was my own joke.
Ed, Edd n Eddy fans!
So I did one of these things. I'm keeping it because I love the results.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game:
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour.
Or don't. I'm not a slave driver, you can do what you want.
I believe in magick, and I made a wish I want true. If you don't or you didn't it's fine.
3. Drew (my current love)
4. Melvin (my bro.)
5. Kelly (my bff)
7. Haku (yes from the show, don't judge me!!! :P)
8. Na Na Na (MCR)
9. Gomenasai (t.A.T.u)- please remember Haku is Asian, for you must get this sheer irony.
10. I'm Not Okay, I promise (MCR)
11. SING (MCR)
OH BY THE WAY!
I live in the Bible Belt, so I just wanted to say this to everyone who thinks that spreading hate and close mindedness is in some way helping the 'Christian Message':
If you have a, pillow, shirt, bracelet,hat,bumper sticker, or anything that has WWJD on it, then do not call somebody a fag, a queer, a dyke, or tell them that you want the to got to hell, because, I've read the Christian bible all the way through; It is not what Jesus would do!
This goes for other religions too. Unless the point of your religion is to spread hate and pain and to hurt other people, then religion is not your reason for hating a person just for who they are. Ignorance is. Find a better excuse.
My fandoms and the pairings I enjoy in them:
DS- it's obvious, right?
Rokken-Yaoi! (written well plz)
Kigo-only if its accompanied by Rokken, and only if its really well written
RonGo-my guilty pleasure
Drakkim-my sinful delight
Drarry-I've actually fell out of drarry. I used to love it...
Malfoycest-Half the reason I fell out of Drarry. "I must remember not to call Lucius Malfoy, Luscious Mouthful." Indeed.
Harry/Voldemort-The other half reason. I like the well written 'Holy shit I love the guy who made my life hell' realisation thing. I like it when Harry is in character and has a seriously hard time accepting how he feels.
Quirrelmort-because it's hard to not like it...
Weasleycest- This was practically cannon to me. It's adorable and often heartbreaking.
Dramione Friendships-I'll read the relationships when it's well written, but I think their friendship is actually cuter. (also, Draco would be insane to cheat on his father.)
I also just like stories with Blaise in them...
Snermione-It's cute. It's best when Ron gets involved though...
Ed, Edd, n Eddy:
Double D/Eddy-This has been my pairing for them since I was like, six. No kidding.
3 Eds Threesomes-This is like putting Icing on the cake in my pairing land.
Ed/May-It's so cute sometimes.
Ed/Chicken-yes. I'm weird. "I didn't even know they made magazines like that..."
Kevin/Rolf-I love finding a good Edd/Eddy story that has this in the background.
Johnny/Plank-You know he loves him... I dunno if Plank loves him back, but still. Plank scares me sometimes.
Not a pairing, but I also LOVE the Ed's as junkies/stoners/druggie kids.
I don't know why, but it's another sinful desire of mine that I can't satiate. Especially when it features Double D getting high. He's so innocent; I guess that's why I find it cute.
This is just a hint.. in case anyone wants to gift me. 0_o? (I know, I'm not worth it.)
RaPr-Well written plz
GaGir- I like this too just because of the not wanting Gir to be alone thing.
DaGr-Another sin. -.- come on, you know it's cute.
Light/L-My first love. In DN, anyway.
BB/L -Friendships and cute-murdery-ness is best really. I just like BB being morbid and scaring L.
Mello/Matt-They are soo steamy together.
Near/L-Only when it's super cute, fluffy and involves Light and others being cute and fluffy.
Misa/Rem-This can be adorbs.
Near/Mello-yes. Also Mello/Near/Matt. And involving chocolate.
Light/Ryuk-I sure do have a lot of indulgences, don't I?
ZabuHaku-Haku is my absolute favorite character, and he always will be.
NaruSasu and SasuNaru- both have their perks
DeiGar-I love Dei Dei. Muches. Also, those mouths.
Uchihacest- I think I'm just a sucker for incest... Really, I need more of this though. We all do.
KakashiSakura-Post Sakura cutting her hair. I hate long haired Sakura.
IruKakashi- "I've got to see a man about a dolphin." -Kakashi-Sensei
SquidSponge- I CRAVE more of this. It's a fandom I take seriously and the utter lack of well written stories in it makes me cringe in pain. If you wanna make me happy for some inane reason, write or draw me some SquidSponge please.
NoCo-I love my NoCo. It's my second favorite cartoon network male on male kiss. Edd/Eddy's is first and SasuNaru is third.
DunHar-I like the whole Geek/Bully love.
DunGwen- It's cute too.
I also like it when Eva is paired with a guy instead of a girl. Just because she is stereotypically 'manly' doesn't mean she's automatically a lesbian. Read Baby X for further info.
Gerard/Frank- I have no words. This is cannon.
Waycest-Best when Frank is involved.
Apriltello-I actually cried and wrote one of the producers because of how badly I want Donnie to get April this time. I mean, she's finally his age. He deserves her sooo much.
(Now, just because I'm a Apriltello fan DOES NOT mean I don't want Casey in the show. I love Casey and I don't think he should be taken out at all. I just think he shouldn't be with April.)
"My sweet princess is alive!" Come on! He LOVES her!
Raph/Leo-Mother of Turtles this pairing is HOTT.
Karai/Leo- I like the whole 'she's his enemy and also maybe his sister...' thing. As if the Mutant turtle kink isn't enough.
Karai/Casey-My remedy for the Apriltello issue. Also, if they had a kid think of the sheer amount of BAD ASS it would be.
Brace yourself, the crack pairing is coming:
Mikey/Splinter- I needed Mikey to have someone! The more I thought about it the cuter it seemed!
First of all, my remarks on this show:
I started out loving it, after avoiding watching it because I'm subconsciously a Hipster.
Now, however, I kind of have a love hate relationship, because the characters have so much potential, and they aren't building on it at all. The show instead uses cheap jokes and lets the plot boil down to three guys and a girl making fun of a guy with Aspergers (Sheldon)
This show could be a lot better, but the writers won't let it. Instead of making a cool show that talks about what it's actually like to be autistic and what it's like to be a "nerd" the show runs flat jokes and uses ableist language and sexist commentary under the guide of being funny.
I still read the fanfics however, because they don't let me down like the show does, and because even thought the show' split irritates me, I absolutely fell in love with the characters, and with their potential.
So below are my ships for The Big Bang Theory, because whether or not I like the show, I still love the characters.
Penelowitz- I LOVE this pairing. It's Love/Hate, Hurt/Comfort, gives every option to expand on two characters who could be very three dimensional, and has the ability to resolve hurt feelings. However there is like maybe 2 pages of fics. In ALL of the internet. And only HALF are serious fics. huh. it saddens me.
Leonard/Sheldon- I love this too, not as much as the above, but it can be super cute. Best with asexual!Sheldon, and understanding, patient Leonard.
Shamy- Also cute.
Howard/Raj-I still prefer Penelowitz, but this way I get my Howard fix and my slash fix.
Bernadette/Raj- I like this to be the reason that Howard and Bernie break up and he winds up with Penny, is because of Bernie and Raj messing around... See. I am a Slytherin.
MoReid- Reid likes his coffee, like he likes his men. Strong, sweet, and black.
Hotch/Reid- This is cute.
Morgan/Reid/Hotch-This is cuter. Lots. Also hot.
Reid/JJ- I kind of like stories where they wind up sleeping together because it was the only way JJ could get our emotional little genius to calm down. And then he's super adorable and clingy and really dependent and doesn't like admitting to what they did.
Prentiss/Morgan-They are just really hot together.
Rossi/Hotch- I like it as a background pairing...
2D/Murdoc- I need more of this too. The cute, "why do you hit me?" stuff is awesome
2D/Noodle-I kind of like this. Noodle is hawt. Also, for some reason I love the idea of the sweet, adorable 2D being a super sexually active ladies man. Which he is anyway...
Nny/Squee-This is so sweet it gives me cavities at times. Also, for those who are likely thinking I'm only into fluff and sweet, fuzzy stuff, I'm not. I'm a total angst kitten too. I swing both ways! lulz.
Nny/Devi- I like the idea of someone loving him and not knowing he's a serial killer, then finding out but being so far in love with him they just ... kind of ignore it.
I'd be a bad person if I wasn't in love with my Teddy bear, wouldn't I?
Llamas with Hats:
Carl/Paul-Considering this is like, the only available pairing... (lulz...Carl/Meat Dragon) This goes back to my whole "person I love kills people" fetish.
I scare myself sometimes.
Dexter/Mandark-I just love Mandark.
The episode 'Boy Crazy' is the only episode from CC I've seen, because I originally don't like to cheat on my Monk & my Criminal minds, but I was sick, couldn't change the channel, and so I ended up crying for two months. My friend and I came up with SoDa to represent the Sam/Dom pairing because I was trying to combine their names, so it would either be Som, or Dam, then I realized that the M was the letter they had in common. I had my friend write it on my hand, and he pointed out that if you switch Sam's a with Dom's o, then put the two names together and cancel the M, it spells soda. Sooo... Soda.
SoDa- Sam and Dom. They are sooo beautiful.
Fluttercord-I need them together. Need.
Twilight/Celestia- this is so canon.
Fluttershy/Nice!Rainbowdash-I don't like abusive fics...at least, not with mah ponies ;P
I also love any fic where Rarity is tormented by her perfectionist(bordering OCD) issues. Not that I have anything against Rarity, it's just those are usually wonderfully written.
Fairly Odd Parents:
Timmy/Vicky-This is my OtP for FOP. It's definitely the only person I want to see Timmy with. I like proving that Vicky is a product of her surroundings and experiences.
Cosmo/Wanda- Especially the way they were in the older show, they loved each other sooo much.
Cosmo/anti-cosmo- This can be done really well, or really poorly.
Lemonzest: This is just soo perfect of a ship! It's sad it doesn't have more in the fic section. I mean, it's twincest, it's awkward, it's adorkable, it's practically canon, it's sweet, it's sour... it has so much to offer! The Lemongrabs are the epitome of awkwardly loveable.
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I have more, but I've been up for a super long time now, so I'll post them later.
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