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Joined 11-28-08, id: 1754752, Profile Updated: 03-28-10
Author has written 24 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Hi! Rapscallion here. This is my profile. waves arms around in demonstrative gesture

Anyway. I write valenwind, and I write a lot with calvi_sama on LJ. More info on that at the bottom. Story list and info on each:

"Prelude to Perfection" has been completed, thanks to the positive response and the much-appreciated feedback.

Animama has drawn us a pic! Here's the link, in case you want to see. Her work is, as always, excellent. Pic for Prelude

And two more, these focusing on Cid and Vincent's relationships with Hodge the cat.

In progress- its sequel, "Perfection." Updates will be sporadic. Do not expect a structured schedule.


Completed and posted pieces of Perfection, chronologically (linked to the entries in calvi's LJ as some parts might not be posted here):

"Impossible," a visit from Cid's mother and a brief but semi-dramatic lover's spat.

"It's On Me," the lunch date mentioned in "Impossible." The entry was split on LJ due to too much content Link to part II is at the bottom of part I. It's all in one place here, though.

"Hodge," the debut of a new "member of the family." She'll have to cut into two parts again.

"Two Men and a Baby,"a humorous piece whose "twist" I am sure you will all figure out quite quickly.

"It Takes All Things," a drama/tragedy/angst/humor/romance/hurt/comfort/...y'know, everything but the kitchen sink.


In the very-extremely-incredibly-super-early stages of progress, "Perfection Purloined," (which is an awkward title and I would love a different "p" word to add to the title. Alliteration just makes me happy), the final installment in the "Perfection" trilogy.

Links for things related to new multi-chapter: Midgar Burning

It was inspired by this picture.


All of those are written with calvi_sama and can be found on her LJ, and any scenes I delete here can be found uncut there. Please support us with reviews! We're saving a dying pairing, you know, and may be persuaded to try some others if any of you have requests. Note that I say "try." We haven't had much luck with a few, but we've been working together longer now and might be able to pull it off.

Also, we've created an open (even to non-LJ users) comm on LJ where our writing is posted and we discuss things and have prompt claims and in-character conversations and whatnot...so stop and spread the word! You can find it at cerberusgospel, but keep in mind it's still in development. New things will be added once we're more established

Thanks for reading,

Rapscallion

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Cid Highwind on the Art of Seduction by Chibi Koun reviews
Cid feels bad for guys who can't hit it off with their crushes. So he decides to give them some advice... By telling them exactly what he did to convince Vincent Valentine to be his! Rated for sex, swearing, and let's face it: Cid himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
The Madness of Angels by Amarissia reviews
SOLDIER cadet Zack Fair's apprenticeship to Angeal Hewley draws him into the secrets of ShinRa, a series of bizarre murders, and new feelings of his own that will have to be confronted. Crisis Core and before, the angsty, yaoi way. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,817 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Good Advice is Hard to Come By by GuiltyRed reviews
Crackfic. When Cid and Cloud have a little heart-to-heart, it would help if either of them knew what the conversation was about…
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Cloud S., Cid H. - Complete
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Midgar Burning reviews
There they sat, a failed cop and the second-in-command of the most prominent crime organization on the continent, on the floor of Cid's apartment, kissing desperately and acting as if nothing else mattered. In that moment, for them, nothing else did.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 190,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Better Than Velvet reviews
A quick post-canon, possibly a little AU Cid/Vin snapshot, nothing explicit...not even Cid-language! Be impressed. Be very impressed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Glitter reviews
Prize-fic for karios kaeris on LJ. Cid is named head of the newly restored space program. A goofy bit of AVALANCHE party with a side order of Vin/Cid.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Perfection: It Takes All Things reviews
Perfection-verse. NOT BugenhagenxYuffie pairing. See warnings inside, because there are actually a lot of them. We figured it was time to shake things up a bit for Vin and Cid, and what better way to do that than add some really heavy drama? Huge oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
A Perfect Christmas reviews
We really weren't going to do this...but it turned out all right in the end. Cid has good ideas...and bad ways of making those ideas work.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Perfection: The Gift of Giving reviews
The return of Hodge...and the madness that ensues when Cid tries to befriend him. Vincent really is the glue holding Cid's life together at this point. Language, and some of the stuff I've been keeping from you in earlier parts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Perfection: Two Men and a Baby reviews
What does Vincent get when he tries to play a prank on Cid? A whole lota backfire! A little bit of crack shall mar our world of drama. We hope you enjoy it!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Perfection: Hodge reviews
What, precisely, is a "Hodge"? Well...you'll find out if you read, yes? Humorous chunk of the Perfection series concerning a new addition to the household. Language is fairly strong, but smut is cut. M for, ahem, imagery.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Perfection: It's On Me reviews
Remember that lunch date Cid promised Mia? The time has come...and boy, does she disapprove of Vincent...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Perfection: Impossible reviews
An ill-timed visit from Cid's mother is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Vincent can sympathize with said camel. A "chapter" of "Perfection," sequel to "Prelude to Perfection." So yes, slash. T for language; suggestive themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Prelude to Perfection reviews
Main-game, canon but extended timeline. Cid knows what he wants but has no idea how to get it. Vincent is having trouble defining himself. You know what that means...Cid/Vin pre-slash/slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,883 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Quiet Confessions reviews
Valenwind again! Cid proves to Vincent that he is human despite all he's been through. Once again, it's only friendship unless you want to see more there.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Beasts of Passion reviews
Warning before you enter- this is dialogue only. "Let us find dawn in the flame. My hand is yours." Not really slash unless you want it to be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Rise reviews
Response to Fallen in Vincent's POV. The pairing is implied a bit more heavily here, but you can read it without seeing that if you try.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H.
Fallen reviews
Vincent is gone, but Cid still talks to him every night. No real pairing. Quite different from all my other work.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
He Never Learns reviews
The scheming side of Vincent has an encounter with the irresponsible side of Cid. Utter silliness, and a product of too much free time I don't really have. No real pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Cinderella reviews
When asked to babysit Marlene, Vincent wonders just why they need him if Cid is staying with Tifa. He soon finds out. Cid's really nothing more than a big kid. And who knew? He enjoys bedtime stories as much as Marlene does. Very mildly implied Valenwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Appeasement reviews
So titled because it is appeasement directed to the readers of h&g. I haven't been able to work on that, so here's a semi-cute oneshot until I can. Just something I jotted down yesterday.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Hansel and Gretel reviews
Cid/Vincent. In-character, canon -mostly- discussion of Vincent's life, narrated by Cid. Spoilers, as it's canon and goes through the entire story. Probably not going to be finished...and I'm probably going to delete it soon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,674 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H.
High Maintenance reviews
Rot-your-teeth-out fluff. Meant to be, anyway. Sort of a fail...Valenwind, short one-shot. Enjoy, and please review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
The Art of Patience reviews
How the important people...whoops, forgot Lazard...get themselves through ShinRa meetings, especially the ones that involve reports from Genesis. Hints of AngealxGenesis, OOC Seph -or maybe not- and poking fun at Pres. S. and Tseng. Well, just read, yeah?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Windows reviews
We all know I can't title things. Immediately post-AC. Cloud is sad and Cid does his best to cheer him up. Purely friendship, but you can call it more if you want. I prefer not to.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cloud S., Cid H. - Complete
Maiden Flight reviews
The story of the moment in which Vincent decides Cid isn't really all that awful, and learns of the pilot's infatuation with him. Supposed to be post-DoC, but I don't remember how it ends, so if it doesn't fit, sorry. Light yaoi, unfluffy cuteness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Santa Who? reviews
Sephiroth is forced into a Santa costume to entertain local orphans. Zack is highly amused. I had too much fun writing this for them to have a chance of being in character. Sephiroth is whining.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete