Poetoffire
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Joined 11-29-08, id: 1755624, Profile Updated: 08-06-10
Author has written 24 stories for Princess Tutu, Tangled, and Sweeney Todd.

Main Entry: Poetoffire

Pronunciation: /poet-of-fyre/

Function: Warping Canon

Etymology: Thought to be from a love of poetry and slight pyromania

Date: Joined Fanfiction.net Nov. 29

1: a weird, dark, introspective fanfiction writer

2: an obsessive meta lover who delights in fooling around with archetypes

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We Who Are About to Die by DojoGhost reviews
With no reason to go on, Sweeney Todd trades his razors for a bayonet, hoping to find death on the battlefield. But sometimes when you most want to die, you end up finding your reason to live. Alternate ending; Sweenett. Co-authored with Saime Joxxers.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,282 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008
In The Lonely Zoo by Defying.Expectations reviews
"You didn't start out corrupt. But, of course, no one does."
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin - Complete
The Pursuit and Flight of Normalcy by volta arovet reviews
The town of Kinkan was suddenly, painfully, unquestionably normal in a way it had never been before, and Fakir didn’t know what to do.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Autor, Fakir - Complete
Writer's Block by LunaSphere reviews
It's probably been done before.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Drosselmeyer - Complete
A Nightmare by dangerousdame reviews
Toby's dreams turn sour when he imagines what he might have to do to make Nellie love him. Revival-based.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Raven by LunaSphere reviews
A series of thirteen drabbles looking obliquely at the Monster Raven. Various characters and various pairings.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Raven - Complete
Hold Me Now by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Take thy beak from out my heart... A collection of 50 1sentence stories for Mytho and Rue.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Rue, Mytho - Complete
Speak Now by Ember A. Keelty reviews
The bride's wedding day was going mostly as planned. Then the flowers arrived, and the world got weird again. Rated for language and violence. Now complete.
Utena - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Notre Dame de Paris Retitled! by wittyblather reviews
The songs of the famous French musical, retitled to show what their real meaning is. Enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Mary Mary by Veleda reviews
Mary Mary quite contrary, why won't you let us free? I think this is sufficiently twisted to be called horror.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Anthy - Complete
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One More Selfish Lover reviews
Three drabbles. Three possible moments where Mrs. Lovett and Judge Turpin use each other.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin - Complete
Forlorn Children reviews
This is the story of the common raven that Drosselmeyer gave humanity to, only to take it away. With the right powers and practice, you can teach a bird to read, to write, to study philosophy. But the final trick is teaching it to hate.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Drosselmeyer, Raven
Barber's Chair reviews
Sweeney wouldn't have such a hard time honoring his wife's memory if Mrs. Lovett stopped trying to get his attention by bedding everything that moves. This has to end some way. Fun fact: a barber's chair meant a slut in Victorian times. Sweenett!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Alone With The Sea reviews
He closes the oven. Things consume each other, they'd proved that. She's fire, she's burned him so many times he can't connect to himself anymore. All he feels is loss. Sweenett alternate ending; it's Sweeney's turn to wait for someone never coming back.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
That Vulture In You reviews
His razors are his eyes, the chair his arms, death his blood. But she overflows with selfish, disgusting life, and it terrifies him that he wants her. Until he gives in, and sees the two are not so different. A dark Sweenett manifesto.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Conquerors reviews
How the Beadle first meets Judge Turpin, and how he recognizes an equal in the sick calling they share. One-sided Turpin/Bamford, T for a not very nice situation.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Beadle B., Judge Turpin - Complete
Act One Finale
"She doesn't tell him it won't be guilt. She won't regret. If he can stay with her, she'll gladly go to hell when she dies. There are words for sins, but not for waking up next to him every morning." Why did Lucy go to the ball? A drabble.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lucy B., Benjamin B.
Your Name reviews
Anthony tries to explain to Johanna why he slept with Mrs. Lovett. A drabble on the nature of Anthony and Johanna's relationship after the series.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Johanna B., Anthony H.
The Untroubled Sleep of the Angels reviews
"On cold nights it was nice to have another body to curl up against, even if he imagined she was the witch." AU Lucy & Toby drabble.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Lucy B., Tobias R. - Complete
Ensnared reviews
Before she became the sun, there could only be darkness. Eugene knows he can't marry Rapunzel until he deals with Flynn's sins, Flynn's wife and the dreams Flynn left behind.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
To hold you up and keep you taut reviews
Mytho, Rue muses, is her temple. She has been a sacrilegious priestess, so where is her fiery pit? In-series music drabble.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rue, Mytho - Complete
And you have set fire to my heart reviews
Rue has always seen her prince in reflection on the elevator wall. Only now, the elevator takes her to a boy she's never met before. He knows, like she does, that a part of her must die here. Mytho/Rue music drabble, surreal AU, some violence.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Mytho, Rue - Complete
I promise to return you reviews
Rue lets her husband abuse her, hoping the prince in him will return. Watching her suffer, Autor loses control. What happens next is anything but their salvation. Tragic, twisted Autor/Rue sexual assault. Post-series music drabble.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Autor, Rue - Complete
Perfect as I thought her reviews
Autor finally tells Fakir about his feelings for Rue, and true to form, he just has to turn it into a lecture. Onesided Autor/Rue and Fakir/Ahiru, post-series music drabble. Some swearing.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Autor, Fakir - Complete
Put down the vinegar, take up the honey jar reviews
Something a little bit different happens during episode 13, and suddenly, Ahiru finds herself able to truly help her dear friends in ways that were never possible before. Raven!Ahiru music drabble. Horror elements, suggestiveness.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ahiru, Raven
My reasons for defying reason reviews
Fakir finds himself reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and in musing on Frollo and his fall from grace, decides he's ready to fight, and take that fall if it comes to it, for Ahiru. Music drabble, in-series. Slight swearing, implied violence.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Don't you ever try to take me back reviews
"She's terrified. Why couldn't you leave her alone like everyone else does? Is it not enough for her to tend the flowers?" Music drabble, post-series, dark content.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Other - Complete
You won't ever get too far from me reviews
Mytho can feel the sunlight's warmth now. Soon, he will be breakable. Fakir tries to teach him what will happen then. In-series music drabble.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fakir, Mytho - Complete
If your promises are lies I won't believe them reviews
Rue tells Mytho that they're engaged. When Fakir hears of this, he sets out to give her a piece of his mind and show her how wrong it is to claim other people. Music drabble, Fakir/Rue, preseries.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fakir, Rue - Complete
Turn loose the heaven within reviews
Princess Tutu has always had a light about her, but Lohengrin is shocked to learn of her fate. Is a confession really worth disappearing for? Lohengrin/Tutu, a little Siegfried/Tutu. The Prince and the Raven universe music drabble.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Someday After reviews
Years after the story ends, Fakir and Duck live in Siegfried's kingdom, somewhere between their true selves and happiness. An after-series introspective oneshot focusing on an alternate fate for the two, Fakir/Ahiru with slight Siegfried/Rue.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Within the Shadow of the Ebony Clock reviews
Raetsel has always feared the ravens that congregate in Kinkan. She couldn't save Fakir from them before, and now with the town plunged into darkness...general, in-canon oneshot focusing on Raetsel. Based on "The Masque of Red Death" by Edgar Allan Poe.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Raven, Fakir - Complete
Wondering, Fearing, Doubting, Dreaming reviews
We will never speak outside of midnight. We will never speak of each other to others. We will never speak falsehoods. We will never speak of this lasting. Autor/Rue oneshot, midseries.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Autor, Rue - Complete
Because She Bled Ink reviews
Before Tutu, two amazingly powerful people became tangled in a far greater war. He, the newest bookkeeper’s apprentice and a secret writer, became Drosselmeyer. She, the bookkeeper’s daughter that hid another life as a Wordpuppeteer, became the Raven.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008