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Joined 11-29-08, id: 1755641, Profile Updated: 01-06-15
Author has written 8 stories for X-overs, Twilight, Hawaii Five-0, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Teen Wolf.

Hi!

I hate people and I'm generally of a rather apathetic disposition. I love to write, though, so you and I should be on pretty good terms. Drop me a PM if you feel like it, reviews are nice, too.

If you want to know a little bit about me, continue reading. If you want to find my stories, my favorite stories, or my favorite authors... continue to the bottom of the page.

Age: 17

Appearance: Well, the only thing you can't see in my avatar pic is that my eyes are blue. sort of. Blue/green/weirdness. I've learned to live with it.

Location: Texas, United States

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Favorite Movies: Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, St. Elmo's Fire, Django: Unchained, Big Fish, King Arthur (the Clive Owen version), The Avnegers, X-Men (series), Corpse Bride, and Nightmare Before Christmas

Favorite Bands: Young the Giant, Neck Deep, Arctic Monkeys, Paramore, All Time Low, Queen, Nirvana, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Foster the People, Lissie, Bastille, The Beatles, The Four Seasons, Fall Out Boy, Fitz & the Tantrums, and Imagine Dragons

Favorite Shows: Glee, Almost Human, Agents of Shield, Game of Thrones, Fringe, and Walking Dead

Favorite Books: (too many to list, let's be honest) Harry Potter, Beautiful Creatures, Hunger Games, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Hush, Hush (series), Divergent, LOTR, The Hobbit, East of Eden, The Secret History, Hamlet (it's a play but whatever), An Abundance of Katherines, Will Grayson, Will Grayson, Fangirl, Eleanor and Park, The Red Tent, The Handmaid's Tale, The Statistical Probability of Falling in Love at First Sight, and Little Women

I would list my all-time favorite FanFiction, but that's mostly done for you in the list below. I would put my email on here, but then you would probably figure out who I am... If you PM me and ask for it, I'll probably give you my email.

You can find me on Tumblr!

http://hay-wood-you-blow-me.tumblr.com/

(beware: I'm a huge RvB/Achievement Hunter/Roosterteeth fan)

Please enjoy my stories, and I'm sincerely sorry if you're wasting you time. :D

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The Eldest of the Pleiades - OLD VERSION by mellowenglishgal reviews
Maia discovers an uncle, her last living relative: Sirius Black, wanted for murder. She goes to live with him, in the HQ of the Order. Maia went to Muggle school, but is a witch. OotPhoenix, with a lot of changes. This is a DISCONTINUED VERSION! For the new one, see my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 370,000 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/20/2011 - George W. - Complete
Beauty of Re by stAnd out - SHOUT OUT reviews
Larry runs into someone that knows Ahkmenrah while at the Smithsonian. His wife. Neferu-Re strives to protect her husband's tablet from Kahmunrah, and protect herself from the heartache of eternal loneliness inside her sarcophagus. Ahk/OC Ahkmenrah/OC
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ahkmenrah
Les Trésors de Mes Jours d'Automne by Sasha Snape reviews
AU. Fantine gave birth to twin girls, and after her death, Valjean has promised to raise both Cosette and Eponine. Over the years, he will learn to love and his treasured daughters will learn to be loved-first by their father, and later by two handsome revolutionaries. Eventual Enjonine and Mariette.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cosette, Eponine
Here For You by wisegirl2772 reviews
"I'm tired of running," she whispered, her eyes bright with tears. "I-I'm sorry. I should have realized sooner, but -" He silenced her ramblings with a passionate kiss. "Shut up, Amy," he whispered, pulling away momentarily, before embracing her again. Amy Wyman never thought a job would change her life, but it only takes a certain rugged Weasley to change her mind. CW/OC GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 405,214 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Charlie W., OC
At The Eyrie by JaneMartin906 reviews
(Movie Universe) In which they recover from their encounters with goblins and orcs. Thorin feels the hobbit requires lessons in swordplay, and wants to know what is in his pocket. Bilbo allows only three guesses. Bagginshield fluff.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Run Away With Me by ThinksInWords reviews
Eponine Thenardier did not know Gabriel Enjolras. Marcus told her about him, but that did not explain enough. She learns everything on the road instead. Two strangers, on a trip across the country. Modern E/E.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,845 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Broken Open by Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors reviews
"Tell me...was it a dream or was it nightmare?" he asked. "I'm not too good with making dreams come true, you know? But if it was a nightmare, babe...I'm real good at that." WARNING: EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. THANKS TO ALL MY READERS FOR MAKING MOLLY LAFETTE THE #3 DRACO MALFOY ORIGINAL CHARACTER ON FANFICTION! -Complete- :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,718 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Draco M., OC] - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
It's About Time by Sliverloc303 reviews
Gavroche decides to find the perfect guy for Eponine after the Marius incident. According to conversations he was not meant to hear, the right man has to be perfect for Eponine but also right for the family she has made with her siblings. Gavroche looks to her friends to pick the right guy...if only Enjolras would stop annoying him about homework.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Pretending To Live by UrbanRosefall reviews
Time and Fate are opposing forces, each seeking to usurp the other in their fight for dominance. Then Fate retaliates by forcing a new pawn into their game...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 196,530 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Crowning of Persephone by EvaCybele reviews
Demeter wishes her daughter to be eternally virgin; gods line up to seek her hand; but no one bothered to ask Persephone what she wanted out of life. A retelling of the abduction myth.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Excuse me sir, but where in the world are we! by WritingBuddies reviews
3 fangirls are having a movie night, have a little mishap with the TV and end up in pirates of the caribbean. Will anyone stay sane! or as sane as they are now anyway. Flames ok if what they say is helpful. read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Snakes Coiled by PaintMeAntagonist reviews
Aella Burke really disliked Tom Riddle. There was something about him that just bothered her. She had never been particularly friendly with him, always glaring at him from afar. Now, in their fifth year all of that is about to change. LONG-TIME HIATUS ENDING SOON. Chapters to be edited before new ones are added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,379 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Impossible Things by Truth and Chaos reviews
Sherlock Holmes was a deep well of emotions hidden beneath and behind the layers of his thorny, misanthropic personality. And somehow I had fallen irrevocably in love with each and every part him. Sherlock/OC *New Scene Added* - Complete -
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,183 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - S. Holmes, OC - Complete
We Can Always Feel This Way by scratchtheplans reviews
Evelyn was trapped, and Tommy just wanted to save her. Can love really outsmart all odds?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,059 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tommy R. - Complete
Livin' Up the Good Life by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
2nd out of 3 in the Life series. When you're dating a giant alien robot, life tends to be interesting. Especially with the situations I end up getting myself into. Oops. But at least things never get boring! Bumblebee/OC : Jen's POV
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,606 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
The Dancer and The Cellist by redheadclover reviews
Alice is a cellist, Mike is a dancer. They've known each other since grade school, and they've met up again when Alice is hired as a photographer for Glee Club. Will something happen between the cellist and dancer? Mike/OC: No Tina and Mike Pairing!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Mike C. - Complete
War and Love by Solarissis reviews
The god crossed the little distance between us. His right arm went behind my head and grabbed my hair, not pulling just restraining. He pushed me close to him, his sword raised to my throat, The steel was sharp and the blood that bathed in was still warm.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,894 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ares - Complete
It All Started On A Completely NORMAL Day by Jasmine James reviews
You know this story. Five girls get transported into The Outsiders. Not the typical Mary-Sue story. What could go wrong? Well, a lot. I don't own the outsiders. COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,367 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Adventure of Middle Earth by lostsouloftheunderworld reviews
On Katie's 17th she is sent to live with her aunt.She gets her life dream but when forced to chose between the life she left behind and the one she has dreamed of what will she chose?Who's heart will be broken? and will she find who she's been waiting for
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Toys Go On by Evil-Queen-Charlotte reviews
Andy Davis X OC. Andy and Wendy have been best friends since Andy first moved in next door. They are just about to graduate from high school and are going to the same college but what will they be leaving behind? Set just before the third movie.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,088 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Andy D. - Complete
Romeo and His Juliet by ace95 reviews
It was pure irony but it didnt matter. They were meant for each other...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Bird and The Snake by SweetandSpicy180 reviews
She was an odd one indeed. Most girls would flutter their eye lashes and twirl their hair at the sight of such a handsome man… Luna, however, was well… Luna. This is a companion piece to My Veela Blood. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Jealousy by That Random Girl reviews
You do have some power over him...he gets insanely jealous." Oneshot- Blossom thinks she needs a bit more power in her relationship. :P Don't be fooled by the pairing.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Blossom, Boomer - Complete
Blue Suede Shoes by Amethyst Elann reviews
Best friends of Lily Evans and Hannah Myers, hyper, new shoes, and Sirius Black making googly eyes at me. Who am I? I'm Sal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Love Never Was Easy by Morine123 reviews
What if Edward and Bella had a boy instead of Reneesme? 18 years later their lives are impacted by yet another love story. It's AU, and in character. The same events of Breaking Dawn are still played except the imprint. Son of EXB and OC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About James Potter by AlannaDragon reviews
Loosely based on the movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Full summary inside. CHAPTER 28 REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,120 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Paint Me a Picture by idkate reviews
Extremly new to the site, i couldnt even find which category to put it in! Its a romance story of a straight coupling of Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and an original female charactor. I dont own anyoneanything. thanks
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
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What a Coincidence reviews
Ally Turner seems to be one of the only normal people left in Beacon Hills. She and her best friend think that the entire lacrosse team is going crazy, and it doesn't help that her *very* attractive lab partner keeps smelling her and giving her heart palpitations with his show-stopping grins. Isaac/OC rating is subject to change
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Isaac
Let's Get Comfortable
One-Shot. Ally and Isaac enjoy a movie date while reflecting on their relationship and some happy memories. Rated T for tonsil hockey. (Ally is an OC of mine. You can find and extended version of her and Isaac's story in What a Coincidence.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Published: 7/14/2014
Do You Wanna Find Hell With Me? reviews
She spends her life wandering its haunted halls searching for herself. Friend to the house elves, protector of the young students who can't defend themselves, and unknown to the population that inhabits her home. Until the fateful night she lets her guard down. Until the night she chooses to let evil in. Tom Riddle Jr./OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Everybody's Livin' Like They're Crazy In Love reviews
"I agree. Truce?" he held out his hand with a wide grin. It made his eyes sparkle, and the fact that I noticed made me want to vomit. Zack/OC Bandfic, All Time Low, M/F
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
She Lives With The Beavers reviews
Finn stumbled into Narnia a year before the Pevensies. She was accepted into Narnian society and was one of the youngest members of the society against the witch. She was sixteen, now she's seventeen. Just like the Oldest Pevensie boy . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Peter Pevensie
An Irish Temper reviews
Irish Criminologist Deirdre Keegan didn't expect to get hit by a car. She didn't expect to be attracted to the person who was driving said car either. How will the Five-0 deal with they're new, accidental addition?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Steve M.
Lonely Road reviews
"Why the hell did you catch me, Riddle?" "Because, oddly enough, I don't like seeing you fall." The lonely road that Adelaide must walk to reach Tom is long, but she's determined to face it head on. Slightly OOC at points, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - OC, Tom R. Jr.
The Hales reviews
The Hales are new to town and befriend the Cullens under odd circumstances. Rose can't shake the feeling that there is something different about her new friends. Jasper can't understand why he's smitten with a pixie. Canon. Vampires and Humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
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