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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Swadie Ka! that means hello! in Thai, the language of Thailand!!

Age:yea, like I'm gonna tell you that!!

Hobbies:um, idk? i guess hanging out and not doing anything

Favorite color: i love the color yellow!! it tis so happy

Favorite books: twilight and harry potter series

Favorite movies: im not racist towards movies!! (sorry if that offended any of you in some strange way)

Favorite tv shows: friends; that 70's show

Favorite Couples: Edward and Bella; Ron and Hermione;

Favorite songs: supermassive black hole by muse; full moon by the black ghost

Favorite cars: 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee; Chevy

"Time to go visit the optometrist," Bella--twilight

"Sometimes kismet happens," sign in new moon

"Nearly headless. How can you be nearly headless?" Hermione--Harry Potter


Life's Meaning: live like there's no tomorrow and have fun with life. Be thankful for what you have because you dont know what you got till its gone. Put thought into what you say and do because what you say can and will be held against you.

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Ok, so there are like fifteen of these on my friend Sea of Topaz's homepage thing, but these were my favorite, in order from my favorite favorite to my least favorite favorite!!

On a Swedish Chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(And I'm taking this why?)

On a String of Christmas Lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert:( printed on bottom of box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On a Child's Superman Costume:

Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Survey:

1. What is your occupation? student

2. What color is your underwear? i dont think you need to know

3. What are you listening to right now? my family watching tv...

4. What was the last thing you ate? a samich!!

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? uhhhhh.. why?

6. How is the weather right now? cloudyish with sum sunshine!!

7. Favorite drink? sprite...

8. Favorite sport to watch? volleyball...?

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? nope

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? neither

11. Pets? two dogs and my brother

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? that 70's show, but ssshhh! im not supposed 2 watch it...

13. What was the last movie you watched? the first fifteen minutes of Andy Hardy Meets the Deputon before i got bored of it...

14. Favorite day of the year? ...

15. What do you do to vent anger? i bottle it up until i get home then i take a really long really hot shower... why am i answering these?

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? hmm... thats a good question and im sure that some where there is a perfectly good, logical answer, but define this so called 'favorite'...

17. Fall or Spring? i like fall:)

18. Hugs or kisses? either one, depends on the person...

19. Cherry or Blueberry? depends on the cherry!

20. What is on the floor of your closet? shoes and my backpack and other stuff that i so "neatly stacked" coughshovedcough in there

21.Favorite smell? why do you want to know? but i like the smell in stores like abercromie and hollister. you know how all the stuff in there smell the same??

22. What inspires you? music... life... friends... anything really. like ill start thinking about something, then that makes me think about something else and the something else and then im totally off topic, you know?

23. What are you afraid of? falling. i fall alot and moost of the time its on the road and then i dont just fall; i skid. very painful skidding on your face. dont try it.

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? ...plain, unless its this inside out burger that my dad and bro make wher they put everything inside the burger pattie thing, then i like it wiht cheese and spices. not spicy but spices.

25. Favorite car? chevys and jeeps!!

26. Favorite dog breed? dachshunds(weiner dogs) or spaniels

27. Number of keys on your key ring? 1

28. Favorite day of the week? ... my miranda rights think differently!! (for those of you who dont know, look it upo. on second thought dont...) its when the police say 'anything you say can and will be used against you in court'.

29. How many states have you lived in? i have lived in the same house my whole life. No. i dont drag my house aroud everywhere i go. Dont hurt yourself trying to figure it out.

30. How many cities have you lived in? do i have to answer that

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? um... a motor bike and my dads big huge gmc truck...? does that count?

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,652 - Follows: 12,361 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13323 - Favs: 8,047 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Never Underestimate Anyone by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
What could happen in the little town Forks. Alice and Bella Newbie’s to town but they make a big impression; plus what are they hiding? Boys, Girls, Twins, Jokes, Pranks and Dares. I know this summary is crap. Read and Review xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Emmett and Bella Story by Seidina reviews
What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Let it Be by AthenaRowena reviews
Bella Swan moves back to Forks to live with her father and ends up befriending the mysterious Cullen family,as well as finding and interest in one Jasper Hale. Not your ordinary J/B story.Well worth the read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
L'Angelo Della Morte by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella POV: "I was the light and the darkness brought together in one. Half vampire. Half human. But I fought for the light and I strived to end the darkness. It’s because that’s who I am. Isabella Marie Swan. Vampire Hunter. And this is my story." AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,020 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella
Volturi Daughter by twilightlover16 reviews
Bella Swan's parents and relatives were killed by Volturi gaurds. Hiedi taks her in, leading her to become Isabella Marie Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008
Guilty? by livelovelaugh052 reviews
When famous actor and player Edward Cullen is publically rejected by actress Bella Swan, the attention earns them both a spot on a new TV show as enemies. But what happens when their TV show roles switch to ones of romance instead? AH Full Summary Inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Volturi? by TheDasterlyDuo reviews
What would happen if Bella wasn't human when she met the Cullens? What would happen if she was instead the sister of the Volturi brothers? Follow Bella as she meets new vampires and learns with Carlilse and the Cullens. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008
Opposites Attract by dazzled.by.edward.375 reviews
Edward Cullen has it all, popularity and any girl he wants, but when stubborn but beautifull Bella Swan who hates players with a vengance starts at Forks High, he finds what he wants the most, is the one thing he cant have. ExB, alternating POV, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews
At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro
A Different Kind of Romance by Hunny's Little Bun-Bun reviews
Vampires can imprint. Let me get that out. Edward imprints on the small half vampire half human child named Isabella, and there’s nothing he can do about it. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Welcome Home, Mrs Whitlock by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Isabella Swan married Jasper Whitlock on a crisp cool day in the fall of 1860. Several months later, he went off to join the Confederate Army. He's believed dead, and after a while, he expects her to be dead as well. But things aren't always how they seem, and they may yet be reacquainted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/18/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Washington State University by TheDasterlyDuo reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Jasper are siblings. What happens when they get new roommates? What happens when they are Edward, Alice, and Rosalie Mason? Will there be love? Read to find out! T for slight language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2009
I'm Alone by countrydoglover reviews
Bella is a vampire in Seattle. Edward is a vampire in Chicago. what happens when they both wander into a chat room and meet? Same pairings, all vampires, same powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Bad Girl Bella Meets The Elite Edward by countrydoglover reviews
Bella lives in South Forks with her sister, Alice.Emmett is the leader of a gang.Jasper and Edward go to the Elite school. Rosalie was kicked out of school. All Human.BxE, EmxR, AxJ.Rated M just in case
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Everyone Has a Past reviews
Bella is being abused by charlie when her big brother Jasper comes to take her to college. Jaspers friend, Edward, has some interesting allergies and Charlie was plans for Bella. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Annabelle reviews
An unfortunate girl, named Annabelle, finds herself parent less at the age of ten. When she has no where to turn, she ends up at the least expected place. Annabelle learns some unusual teachings at her new home and strange friends when she returns home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008