Author has written 14 stories for Artemis Fowl.
Upon realising everything on my profile has been there for a few years is rather embarrassingly old and wordy and ultimately pointless, I thought I'd write something new, which will eventually become old and then... ah who reads this stuff anyway?
What I wanted to say is that after having a look at some of the first few fics I wrote I have been laughing at them and wondering why I wasn't ever flamed into hiding. Seriously I must have been lucky...
Anyway. Feel free to read them even though *WARNING* some really are exceptionally crap. But I'm too... somethingorother... to take them off. Hey it shows my progress doesn't it? And gives others hope because, seriously, if I can get to a moderately good standard after some of those... you can definitely give it a shot too :)
I am probably best known for my extensive selection of Butler-based fics, or at least that's by you guys. Other people know me for other things. (Mostly stubborness, a slightly surprising power to size ratio and a strong affinity for wolves, but that is besides the point.)
If you like the Butler family then I guess you've come to the right place as that, as I have been slightly criticised about before, is pretty much all I right about. In fact, take the 'pretty much' out. All of my fics centre around something Butlery and none of them really contain fairies. If you weren't really looking for that , the 'Back' button is in the top left of your screen.
If you're gonna read my fics, expect a slightly dark sense of humour accompanying the general genre of Action. Also, I do not claim to own The Major at all, but I rarely find other fics with him in and am considering starting some sort of campaign to get him put on the 'Characters' list of the Artemis Fowl section based on the fact that I write so much about him. He ain't pleased some elf called Ash Vein is remembered more than him and neither are his nephew and niece. And everyone knows it's not a good idea to anger a Butler, let alone three...
Yup. That's about it. Nothing much else has changed. Still a veggie. Still a short-arse. Still writing when I should be working.
Now go on - bugger off and read something more worthwhile.
Have a read if you're interested, this is what I'd categorise them as.
Box of Tricks
Old, odd, one-shot stuff I was thinking of taking down. Either permanently, or just for polishing up and sticking in Lil' Rems. Occasionally though, I like looking back at them and laughing at how bad I used to be...
*Just My Cup of Tea - my first ever posted fic. The start of my writing obsession.
*Under the Ledge - me realising there were no fics with Butler and Root as characters and filling that spot.
*Winter Wonderland - ... me obsessing about snow and sibling-ness and posting up a Christmas Fic.
*One Fowl Christmas - ... I have little to say. A short attempt to stick the OCs into a fic.
*Four Man Caravan - ... Read the above. The thought was there, honest.
*Thou Shalt Not Swear - ... And again. Good idea, not so well relayed into writing haha...
*What's in a Name? - ... bit of a Crack!Fic really. Was fun to write though.
*Questions and Answers - my attempt at an 'interview-style', 'reader-interactive' fic. With debatable results...
As the name suggests; longer, chaptered fics. Some are considerably longer than others, but all were updated regularly until their completion. All 'Complete' and none currently 'In Progress'.
*The 'That Look' Incident - inspired by a quote from Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex. My first multi-chaptered fic.
*One Painkiller or Two - which could have done with a better title, to be honest. As with most of these Big Fics, it's based around the Butlers with plenty of badassary and whatnot from them.
*In the Path of Bullets - again, based on the Butlers with lots of The Major in it, as per usual.
*Dead in Absentia - my latest Big Fic dealing with the issue that Colfer killed off The Major without even giving us a proper explanation.
In Progress Fic-Sets
Fic-Sets rather than actual, following on chapters. Could range from anything and guaranteed to be updated at some point.
*Little Remedies - collection of one-shots that are a bit too long to be drabbles but I decided to stick them all in one place rather than post them separately.
*All in a Night's Work - fic-set based entirely on Butler's life ranging from 'The Academy Days' to the 'Paris Years' and with anything else from his birth to Artemis Junior's. Co-Authored by Steinbock, with both her and my own OCs and scenarios, written up by myself and part-beta'd by her.
*The 'B' Word - a one-shot wonder with HolidayBoredom. Can be found in her fic-set 'Short Circuits'.
Thanks for reading,
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