Purple Sage of Oblivion
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Joined 11-29-08, id: 1755735, Profile Updated: 06-13-10
Author has written 17 stories for Jak and Daxter, Phantom of the Opera, Repo! The Genetic Opera, American McGee's Alice, F.E.A.R., Silent Hill, Naruto, BioShock, Dracula, Ouran High School Host Club, and Nightmare Before Christmas.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

For those who remember actual information on this page~.

I am moving most of my work onto my Homepage.

So, if you want to read them, or are finding that the works that were in your Author Alerts/Favorites are missing, they are there.

Thank you for reading~! 8D


QUOTES:

"For every age, there is a time of trial. The rocks faced such a fire, before they were the strength beneath our feet. The plants braved vast winds before their roots could give us life. As a sage of considerable years, I have known only one such great ordeal. Yet the hero it created was a champion for all time." -Samos the Sage (Jak II)

"I do yoga in my sleep. I woke up with my foot behind my head!" -Jill (I just about pissed myself laughing. She made my day)

"You have the maturity of a dust-ball!" -Chey (She was really pissed at a dude. She's nice, but has a REALLY short temper. Laughed my ass off.)

"Why was there bacon in the soap?!" "I made it myself!" -Zim and Gir (Invader Zim)

"I'm dancing like a monkey!" -Gir (Invader Zim)

"Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender (Futurama)

"If your idea of fast-food is hitting a deer at 60 mph, you might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy (Blue Collar Comedy Tour; One for the Road)

"Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?" "The hell away from you?" -Gabriel and Jerry (The Prophecy)

"I'm busy planning to rule the world!" "Well, good luck with that." -Plankton and Spongebob (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." -Anon.

"Heddly hiddly ho! To the statue you must go! Go this way or that. Fall down, you go splat! And everyone thinks you're a shmo." -Willy Whumpa-Cheeks (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"It's true. Blonde's do have more fun!" -Cortex (Crash Bandicoot; Twinsanity)

"Shit happens. Deal with it." -me

"I wish they would just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand!" -Fry (Futurama)

"Hermes, just jump already! Quit hogging that healthy liver!" -Professor (Futurama)

"My goldfish died. His name was Sanity. I miss him." -me

"I used to have a handle on life; then it broke." -Anon.

"I wish I was a muffin!" -me, again

"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up! And then we're gonna die!" -Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

"I need a big stick to hit Rolf over the head with!" -Eddy (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoe-horn!" -Ed (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"Your mother was a fraggin' aardvark!" -random goblin (Labyrinth)

"You may scat and you may shoo, but I do not fear your brew. I could easily outrun you." -Rodney (Squirrel Boy)

"Sure, I'm crazy. We're all crazy. Let's shake on it." -Jeanie (Hair)

"What's a taint?" -my crazy friend, Libby

"The cleaners! The bog of eternal stench! You suregot his attention!" -Hoggle (Labyrinth)

"It's so stimulating being your hat." -Bird-Hat (Labyrinth)

"Viggy, Viggy, Viggy. You've been a bad monkey!" -Bakeman (Ghostbusters 2)

"I just lost my ability to see. I can still feel your butt looking at me." -Mandy (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

" 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.' I have no bird. I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush." -Bruce (Bruce Almighty)

"My granny could kill a warlock." -Carl (Van Helsing)

"What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?!" -random monk (Van Helsing)

"You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus." -Bartlby (Dogma)

"Life is short. If you're not laughing, kill yourself." -Carlos Mencia (Mind of Mencia)

"Make my sammich better!" -Carlos Mencia (Carlos Mencia; Performance Enhanced)

"You vegetarians are the reason for Global Warming! I'm eating the problem, you're eating the solution!" -Carlos Mencia (Carlos Mencia; Performance Enhanced)

"Have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down." -Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Our boy gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off. So don't piss him off." -Daxter (Jak 3)

"I think there's rats in my butt." -Helga (The Oblongs)

"Fuck the audience!" -Murderface (Metalocalypse)

"Alright. I'm about this fonging close, mate! I swear to God, Quasimodo!" -Wyatt (A Knight's Tale)

"All activity lies within the artist's scope." -Chaucer (A Knight's Tale)

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers!" -Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

"My name is Vash the Stampede! Forget the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at my face and start freaking out!" -Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

"Thou shalt not kill, remember?! What kind of churchman are you anyway?!" -Vash to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange." -Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Like a glove!" -Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

"I love pancakes!" -Stewie (Family Guy)

"Okay, who thinks they got the marbles?" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Quick! Shoot at civilians!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Oh! I soiled myself." -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

(blows up) "Give my remains to science!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"SWEET MEXICAN WALNUTS, THAT HURTS!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Ding-dong. The dick is dead, Carl!" -Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Charlie Sheen's a whore!" -me, after too much sugar

"I saw a fish!" -Ollie Williams (Family Guy)

"What seems to be the officer, problem?" -Randy (South Park)

"Looks like '90210'. . . . with fangs." -mom (describing 'The Lost Boys: The Tribe')

"Permission to freak out!" -Chris (Family Guy)

"What are your qualifications?" "Well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague. And I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen 'The Exorcist' about 167 times . . . and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think?!. . . You think I'm qualified?" -Adam and Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

"Your sister's a suck-monkey." -Edgar Frog (The Lost Boys: The Tribe)

"I hate fucking Vampires." Edgar Frog (The Lost Boys: The Tribe)

"Oh my God!" "Did you walk?" -Joe and Bonnie (Family Guy)

"You got a banana in your ear?!" -Buggy the Clown (One Piece: Pirates Carnival)

"Never rub another man's rhubarb." -The Joker (Batman: Tim Burton Style)

"As soon as she puts those glasses on, she's a nuthead." "Yes, but this time she'll be a successful nuthead." -James and Meowth (Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl)

"Timmy! (pant) We got it! (pant) We got the stick!" -Dad (Fairly Oddparents)

"It's like mooning a T-Rex. You're gonna get your ass bit." -me

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." -Patches O' Hollihan (Dodgeball)

"Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?!" "I ain't dropping no eaves, sir. Honest." -Gandalf and Sam (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Don't turn me into anything . . . unnatural." -Sam (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Nobody tosses a dwarf." -Gimli (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" -Bo (Signs)

"Get it out! GET IT OUT!!" -Cosmo (The Fairy Oddparents)

"This guy raped my ear." -Ron White (Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid)

"I got kicked off the High-school Debate Team for saying, 'Yeah? Well, fuck you!' " -Ron White (Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid)

"That did not seriously come out of your ass." -random redneck (South Park)

"Torch his gas-tank!" -Crusty the Clown (The Simpsons Movie)

"Mummy! I want a mullet!" -Stewie (Family Guy)

"Tough titty said the kitty. Milk's gone dry." -mom

"We're gonna party 'til we're purple!" "Gah! I love being purple!" -Spongebob and Patrick (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

"Mother Pus-bucket." -Bakeman (Ghostbusters 2)

(Fop dances on stage) "You're fired." -M. Reyer (The Phantom of the Opera)

"The spark of his life is covered in shite. His spirit is gone, but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?" -Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"You can hit me all you like 'cause you punch like a what?" "A girl!" -Chaucer and Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"You feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot." -Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"Curse ya fer breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" Mr. Gibbs (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC: At World's End)

". . . Are you weak in the upper-story?" -Rolf (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"I don't want 'FOP', goddammit! I'm a 'Dapper Dan' man!" -Everett (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

"By the way, when the lightening hit you, you soiled yourself. Enjoy." -Death (Family Guy)

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch for. 'Cause you can never predict when they are going to something really . . . stupid." -Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)

"Honey? Do I have to mash his bananas?" -Tim Avery (Son of the Mask)

"I'm surrounded by idiots." -Scar (The Lion King)

"I fart in your general direction!" -French Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"A baby ate my dingo!" -mom

"I lo-ved fried pickles! (passes out)" -Billy (Underfist: Halloween Bash)

"Come on . . . just . . . ninja-kick the damn rabbit . . . do something!" -Mikey (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie)

"You two change your minds like an old woman shoe shopping." -Keith (addressing Cody's and Gina's relationship) (Highskool drama, don't ask)

"I don't have a short attention span, I just . . . Ooo, look, a kitty!" -my other nutty friend, Allie

"This squirrel ate the wrong nuts." -Stork Cop (Hoodwinked!)

"When'd we get to Disney Land?" -Lone Star (Spaceballs)

"Why the fuck d'you hug my head?!" -Jay (Dogma)

"When in doubt, knock 'em out!" -mom

"Peter, get out of the fridge." "There is no Peter. Only Zuul." -Lois and Peter (Family Guy)

"I CAN'T HOLD ME ALE!" -Jake Grimm (The Brother's Grimm)

"Are you ready to admit that I'm the better chef?" "I'd soon rather eat my nose!" -Endive and Mung (Chowder)

"God, I miss pants." -Daxter (Jak II)

"Pudding Power! Activate!" -Homer (The Simpsons)

"What the f-k is poliosis?!" -Achmed (Jeff Dunham: Christmas Special)

"Alright, this is rid-goddamn-diculous." -Dr. Evil (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

"Oh, for a safety pin!" "What do you want to do with a safety pin?" "Attach you! A safety pin! A safety pin!" "You want to attach me with a safety pin?" "Yes, attach you to the twenty thousand francs! Then, whether it's here, or on your way home, or at home, you'll feel the hand that tries to take the money from your pocket -- and you'll see whether it's my hand! Oh, you suspect me now! A safety pin!" -Armand Moncharmin and Firmin Richard (The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux) Funniest conversation EVER.

"I think I just coughed up my spleen." -Sid (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

"Holy Zombie Jesus!" -The Professor (Futurama)

"TECH SUPPORT!! I'M HAVING A NIGHTMARE!" -David (Vanilla Sky)

"Well, when life gives you lemons . . . FIRE ATOMIC LASER CANNONS!!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

(blows up) "Waiter! Check please!" -Cortex (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"Break it! BREAK IT!!" -Coco (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!" -Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!" -Sir Robin (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -Peasant (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?!" ". . . I got better." -Peasant and Sir Bedimir

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." "Yes, I have." "Look!" "Just a flesh wound." -King Arthur and the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"I'm invincible!" "You're a loony." -King Arthur and the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Get fucked, Four-Eyes!" -Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

"Pete? Pete?" "Oi, Prick!" . . . "He's not in." -Shaun and Ed (Shaun of the Dead)

"Because, because of . . . Captain Wow." -David (Shaun of the Dead)

"REPO-MAAAAAAAAAAN!!" -Everyone (REPO! The Genetic Opera)

"Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!" -Pyrotechnic Guy (Tropic Thunder)

"Farmer?" (shoots crazily) "I'm a lead farmer, Mother Fucker!" -Kirk (Tropic Thunder)

"Okay, Flaming Dragon, fuck face. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now, I don't know what kind of Pan Pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull, but Agent Jack is myterritory. So, whatever you're thinking, think again. Otherwise, I will come down there and I will rain down Un-Godly fucking fires form upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations to create a binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, Mother fucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" -Les (Tropic Thunder)

"Everyone here is mad. I'm mad, you're mad. It's only by chance and careful planning that you're not." "How do you know I'm mad?" "Because you're here, and everyone here is mad!" -Cheshire Cat and Alice (Alice In Wonderland)

"'The time has come,' said the Walrus, 'To talk of simpler things. Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax. Of cabbages and kings.'" -Walrus (Alice In Wonderland)

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a hare in my soup!" "Is it blonde? We're missing a Waitress!" -March Hare and Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonderland)

"I'm Popeye the Sailorman! I live in a frying pan! I turned on the gas, and I burned off my ass! I'm Popeye the Sailorman!" -My Mom (XD)

"I don't need help!" "Not my diagnosis!" -Batman and Scarecrow (The Dark Knight)

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian." -Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." -The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"I want . . . my phonecall. I want it. I want my phonecall." -The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Shit is not chocolate!" -Keith, again (I honestly have no idea when this happened. I wish I did, though.)

"I want to pet a soft kitty." -Me, when I had to go to my MRI and my mom gave me meds to calm me down. I still have black-outs to this day.

"Reading makes you blind!" -my World Studies teacher, Mr. B (One of my friends was reading during his class.)

"PARATROOPS OVER THE SIDE!!" -Teddy Duchampe (Stand By Me) This has become my new war cry. XD

"People argue with themselves and lose. At least when I argue with myself, I know when I'm gonna win." -Keith (We bullshitted at the Library after skool.)

"He's blonde! He's pissed! He'll see you in the lists! Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein! He's blonde! He's tan! He comes from Gelderland! He comes from Gelderland! Gel-der-laaaaaaaand! Gelderland! Gelderlaaaaand! Gelderland! Gelderland! Gelderlaaaa-aaaaaand! . . ." -William's Troupe (A Knight's Tale)

"You'll thank me when this is over." "You'll be dead by then." "Have a little faith, Terry." "I do have faith, that you'll be dead by then." -Genevieve Aristide and Terry a.k.a. Snakefist (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Someone sure bled out fast." "Probably took one to the aorta." "The aorta?! You think it was the carotid or the subclavian artery?" "Dude, making fun of a man for his knowledge is a sign of insecurity." -Keegan and Redd (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"You alright, Keegan?" "I think they hit my aorta." "Man, give it a rest." -Redd and Keegan (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Redd, where are you?" "Still climbing stairs." "That's just sad, man. No other way to put it." "Blow me." -Griffin and Redd (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"All available fuckups! Get over there and deal with this shit!" -Vanek (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Lieutenant . . . what the hell is going on here?" "Fuck if I know, but we're stuck in the middle of it." -Keegan and Stokes (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Dealing with pissed-off dead chicks is a little outside my area of expertise." -Keegan (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"God DAMN, this is therapeutic!" -Morales (while shooting Replicas) (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Jesus was a prick in that . . . will I go to hell for that?" -My Mom, while talking about Jesus Christ Superstar: Broadway Version.

"We're sleep depraved . . . and deprived. SHUT UP!" -Me (Me and Mom stayed up 'til six in the morning, watching movies.)

"I shocked him with my shoes . . . . wait a minute." -My Mom (She was playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.)

"What the hell is that?! I saw it raise!" ". . . that's the moon." ". . . I'M SO ASHAMED!" -Mom and me (I can't honestly explain this. A 'What the fuck?!' moment to the extreme.)

"I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!" -Barnacle Boy (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Listen up you villains! I wanna eat my meatloaf! If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!" -Mermaid Man (Spongebob Squarepants)

"STOP SHOUTIN'! I'M NAPPIN'!" -Mermaid Man (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Peek-a-boo! HERE COMES MY FOOT!" -Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)

"I think my heart just stopped." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"You hadto kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears . . . and you kill him." -Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Stand back! I've got gardening tools!" -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Patrick! You okay?" "FINLAND!" -Spongebob and Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!" -Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)

"When I die, you stay away from my funeral." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Where are you, ya delicious, yellow bastards?!" -Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Who's Bill Murray?" "Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is!" ". . . who's Gandhi?" -Little Rock and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"He's in the ass-kicking business . . ." ". . . and business is good!" -Columbus and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"There are no penguins in the North Pole." ". . . you wanna feel how hard I can punch?" -Columbus and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Don't kill me with my own gun!" -Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Wow. These fellas really let themselves go." "And they're so fat." -Tallahasse and Columbus (Zombieland)

"You know Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember?" "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." -Peter and Egon (Ghostbusters)

"Two in the box!" "Ready to go." We be fast . . ." "And they be slow!" -Ray, Egon and Peter (Ghostbusters II)

"Ahm drunk! You don' haff an excuse!" -Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

"Oooh, ahm gonna beat yoo so hard, yoo'll have a twitch!" -Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

"The burning you feel? It is shame!" -Heavy Weapons Guy (Team Fortress 2)

"There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead." -Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

"I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"This is my world! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"Last one alive, lock the door!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"I do believe I'm on fire." -Spy (Team Fortress 2)

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." -Spy (Team Fortress 2)

"How am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer . . ." (explosion) "Use a gun." -Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

"I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad. I'm an assassin!" (pause) "Well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" -Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

"You call that breakin' my spine?! You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if -" (snap!) "AUUGGHH!! MY SPINE!!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"They got Peck! " You know, I never got 'em." -Winston and Peter (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"It's Peck." "Can't we blast 'em? Just once, really hard? Nobody's gonna know." -Egon and Peter (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"I AM A GOD!" "We eat gods for breakfast!" -Ivo Shandor and Egon (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"'We eat gods for breakfast'?" "Too much, you think?" "No, I liked it." -Ray and Egon (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"This doesn't smell like a hospital . . ." "I've smelled worse." -Louis and Bill (Left 4 Dead)

"WHO'S THERE?!" "Let's see; I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here. Open the goddamn door!!" -Crazy Church Guy and Francis (Left 4 Dead)

"Speak up, Francis. Your voice is all muffled from your head being so damn far up your ass!" -Bill (Left 4 Dead)

"N.A.V.Y. stands for 'Never Again Volunteer Yourself'." -Mom, again. She was an Air-Traffic Controller.

"COMIN' THROUGH! WITCH ON MY ASS!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"We get to run the coaster? . . . oh my god, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I'm gonna beat these sonsabitches 'til I lose my watch!!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"OH LORDY! THAT'S A BIG-ASS THING!" -Ellis, when seeing a Tank for the first time (Left 4 Dead 2)

"He's like a five-year old with guns. And a comprehensible grasp of every swear word in the English language." -Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Man, I wish we had a horse right now. I love horses." "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty." ". . . who ain't right in the head now?" -Ellis and Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Sorry, guys. Guess this wasn't such a good idea after all." "God damn you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!" "Now, that was uncalled for. Seriously." -Ellis and Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I saw 'em in '07. Front row center. Lost my eyebrows." -Ellis, talking about 'The Midnight Riders' (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I do not like that peanut man." -Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"It's like a monkey on a mule!" -Ellis, when someone is Jockey'd (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Excuse me?! EXCUSE ME?!" -Coach, when shot (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Is it considered necrophilia if you use a microwave?" -Mom (O.o)

"Don't you take away my ability to have tantrums, alright?" -Nathan (Metalocalypse)

"That's my ASS you're shooting!" -Louis (Left 4 Dead)

"Lately, I've been having so many epiphanies, I'm afraid I'll short circuit!" (Three hours later) "GODDAMMIT, I HAD ANOTHER ONE!!" -Mom

"RUN SEA-BISCUIT!!" -Me. Mom was playing L4D2 at Dark Carnival. She was running the roller coaster and she got Jockey'd. Laughed so hard, she cried.


VIDEOS FOR MY STORIES;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lL5Ddb7WcM&feature=channel A Crazy in Spargus, chapter 8.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjwAFo4OErc Feeling Good, chapter 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QzS2Lki1a8 Feeling Good, chapter 2


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Um, Soldier Down? by novelpetals reviews
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Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,442 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jak M., Daxter, Torn - Complete
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
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Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
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CryBaby My Way by Reader128 reviews
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Cry-Baby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 8/15/2009
Um by The Emcee reviews
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Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
Second Chance by Dying Kitty reviews
What happens when the last person Jak wanted to see gets a second chance at life? Will he overcome his anger and see that death can change people, or let his darkside take his revenge once again? Jak/Erol Yaoi.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Jak M., Erol
Sparrow by Rebel of my Destiny reviews
When Charlie's taken to an expedition, she never knew she would end up fighting for her life against bloodthirsty pirates, falling for the cabin boy, and proving everyone she was something more than just an outcast with a big dream.JxOC R&R please!
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2007
Battle Royal by Casseeinamirror reviews
Jareth holds a Battle Royal for the Champions of the Underground and forces Sarah to fight as the Champion of the Labyrinth. She has to fight in the arena to get home and against Jareths desire to have her stay. They are both playing to win. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,722 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sarah, Jareth
PET by darkkfaery reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Valtiel is God's attendant. Valtiel is her guardian. Valtiel is becoming more than a monster... she's making him human. His twisted POV of the lovely SH3 character, Heather. V/H
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Valtiel, Heather M.
Pumpkin by AmazingSoulWeasel reviews
A retelling of the Fable II story from the POV of Evil!Sparrow's husband. YAOI. Male Sparrow x OC
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2009
Whatever Days May Come by WildArm reviews
Bill Overbeck endured the jungles of Vietnam. He endured his retirement from service. And now, he is going to have to endure Hell on earth. He was always a leader, and although his new squad may not be what he's used to, he'll have to make do. COMPLETE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,829 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bill, Zoey - Complete
Just a lost girl by Volatile321 reviews
Falling from the sky was a simple enough description of Leah's entrance into the gaming world, minus the arms flying spazzily.An AltairXOC pairing fic.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 156,231 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
The Phantom and Me by Cristy Daae reviews
Christine Daniels is a humble writer for the New York Times Travel section. Wanting to climb up into the bigger stories, she is offered a story on the Paris Opera House. Little does she know murder is in the Program, and only one man can help her.E/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Erik
The Lazytown Chronicle by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
SportacusOC Romance! Sportacus is clumsy! Could it have anything to do with the the beautiful new artist that moved into Lazytown? And will Robbie Rotten use the pretty newcomer as a pawn in his most rotten plan to date?
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Sportacus
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Just Rose by Lift the Wings reviews
Rosalba, with her pink hair and yellow eyes, was an oddity to society. Maybe following her friend Alice and a rabbit down a rabbit hole is exactly what she needed. Alice has a destiny; and what of Rose? Every visit to Wonderland is predetermined, no? MHOC
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Loving The Unlovable by xXAngelOfTheOceanXx reviews
17-year-old Kryssi Smith has always been that "anti-social" type of girl. She was notorious for turning down every guy that took an interest in her. But when she and her friends stay at the infamous Camp Crystal Lake, Kryssi's whole life will be changed.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010
Louder Than Thunder by Sfortuna reviews
Charlie and Jeep leave a broken Audrey at Red Ridge to fend for herself among other survivors. Her healing has only just begun; there's a long road ahead, and she's destined to walk it with another. Completed ? .
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
Her Name is Alma by rog3r reviews
She was just a little girl, yet she would alter the futures of two men forever.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alma W., Point Man - Complete
Still Human by ebmordecai reviews
What does it take to hold on to your humanity during a time when death is literally all around you? For Zoey she will have to find the courage within her to face the unthinkable. But luckly for her she is not alone in this hell. Zoey/Francis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,278 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
The Labyrinth: Time Trade by Terra151 reviews
Lia wishes herself away into the Underground and finds Sarah has unintentionally scarred much of Jareth's kingdom. After giving away 10 years of her real life for 1 year with Jareth she hopes to heal the citizens of the Underground...and maybe its king.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008
Downward Spiral by Atlas Lightyear reviews
Now newly edited! Molly Chandler is stuck in Rapture. Possibly for good. And the only way to survive the horrors beneath the sea is to delve deep into the darkest shadows of the city. . .and into her own hazy memories.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Atlas, A. Sinclair
All I Have To Do Is Dream by JessicaDwyer reviews
What really happened in Springwood all those years ago? What if Krueger was really innocent? And what can stop a demon who's revenge is just? The kids from Elm St have to find a way and discover a secret that no one knew about Freddy Krueger.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,077 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010
From the Start by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
A what if fic showing what might have happened if Kurt was introduced in the first film instead of the second R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Nightcrawler, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat - Complete
Salvation by Enchantable reviews
Post-movie. The Fischer job may be complete but the Cobb job has just begun.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,710 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
GAC in Silent Hill by LaydeeGodiva reviews
Zak, Nick and Aaron have been through lots of hauntings together. But can they survive a night locked down in Silent Hill's Brookhaven Hospital? Let's see if they can walk through the fire without getting burned. GAC/SH crossover. Ghost Adventures
Crossover - Silent Hill & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010
Starting Over by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Three American teens decide to return to their Japanese roots and go to a new school, Ouran Academy... little did they know what humor, madness and maybe even romance lurked behind the door of the third music room! TamakixOC MorixOC KyoyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 111,146 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Tamaki S.
Fans? by Voldemort's Spawn reviews
Eames is goofing off and finds something unexpected: A site called Fanfiction and it has stories... about them.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
It Was Just a Stupid Wish by Bactobac92 reviews
Full Summary inside. Two teens sucked into the game OC/Erol OC/Torn.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Erol, Torn
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
My Days With You by NeverThink reviews
Set during the season 4. The Janitor tries to help Elliot in her time of need - she's hapless after JD broke her heart and other things are going wrong too - but how far can the Janitor's help go, and what will happen in the days to come? Soppy Jalliot!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,887 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Elliot R., Janitor - Complete
Wind in the Willows by RoseintheShadows7 reviews
Willow was a female Hunter. When stumbled upon 4 Survivors she doesn't want to harm them, in fact, she feels the need to protect them and learn from them.Who new what it would lead to! T for blood and possible death. RoxNick and EllisXoc
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Ellis, Hunter
Revenge For The Good People by musicalexpert reviews
Lisa and Jackson meets under different terms. Lisa, set on getting revenge from the man who gave her that scar, hires Jackson to find him and kill him. Two years before the movie. Eventual JL. Little AU. Rating for safty.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
The Games We Play by Godell reviews
Ch. 41 FIXED! There is a difference between selfishness and selflessness. A line almost as thin and slender as the line between sanity and madness. And it can be crossed with one simple choice. J/B, B/J. SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 76,337 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Just Another Day by Akimi Butterfly reviews
The four Heroes are finally together, but now they have to fight a Great Shard. OneShot, Slight FemSparrow/Garth
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Garth - Complete
The Third Visit to Wonderland by Barn and Co reviews
Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
The Library Queen by wanderingmaiden reviews
"I haff never met such an intriguing girl in my life." -Victor Krum. "He's okay, for an international quidditch player." -Hermione Granger. The hidden tale of how Krum and Hermione became dates for the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Reflections by Akavet reviews
James x Henry. Silent Hill 2 & 4 Crossover. James and Henry unexpectedly meet whilst the former contemplates suicide. Neither is ready for the horror that awaits them.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2010 - James S., Henry T.
Just a Joke by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
Jack's sister, who just happens to be an all-powerful being, ropes him into playing a massive joke on London by becoming our favorite homicidal barber. Mishaps, mayhem, a little bit of love and tight gold pants are sure to ensue.JackxLovett
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Eleanor L.
Hunted? by Tyloric reviews
When you wake up not knowing who you are, life is complicated enough. When you wake up not knowing WHAT you are, life can be hellish. When you make a friend, however, everything just seems to fall into place.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ellis, Hunter - Complete
When Edward meets Edward by The Purple Bunny reviews
Edward Elric reads Twilight, Edward Cullen comes to life! What happens when the two meet? Total Chaos... LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Edward
Strange and Disturbing Ideas by janizer reviews
Shaun, Desmond, and company discover their fandom. More particularly, their kinkmeme. ShaunDesmond, LucyRebecca, others, and various combinations. Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
My Day In The Morgue by NeverThink reviews
Set during season 3. JD finds himself trapped in the morgue with Dr Cox - and on top of that, he can't shake off his headache. Is something wrong with JD? Please R&R, thanks.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
Tim B's Alice in Wonderland. I didn't like the ending of the film, so here's one of my versions. Alice leaves Wonderland after boldly showing Hatter how she feels. Upon leaving the rabbit hole, she finds that she didn't come home alone... Read&Review Ty x
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Bachelorette Party by wanderamaranth reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Urge by Mikken05 reviews
What was supposed to be a quick means to satisfy a need turns out a lot better on both ends. AlexDes. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Reincarnation, or, Contrariwise: Full Circle by justcallmefaye reviews
Tim Burton Universe. With Alice standing on the ship at the end, there remains a loose end to tie up. Crack!fic.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
My Coming Out Party by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
And more than just that, he could not help but shake the feeling that it was his role as JD's...as JD's what, exactly? Mentor? Father figure? The only damn person who knew? Whatever the hell he was going by now, he knew it came with a responsibility.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Earth by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
Eden’s fruit stands trial as the murderer; the Animus proves evidence as the weapon. He hears the whispers rise: THIS IS THE TRUTH. Waking. Knowing. Suffering. Splintering. Screaming. DesInsanity fic.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Masochismet by Fearful Little Thing reviews
A story told through drabbles/snippets exploring the relationship between Shilo and the Graverobber, complete with creepy overtures, morbid romance, and unrepentant personalities Gr/Sh
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Final Destination 3: The Musical by Belfagor reviews
A songfic-musical based on Final Destination with spoofed songs from South Park, Sweeney Todd and more. Rated T for large use of F word. Finally Updated!
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
We're not in a FANFIC! by Reneey Umbra reviews
Two teenage girls, alone for the week, start to watch old YuGiOh episodes. But nothing could POSSIBLY happen, because they're NOT in a fanfic...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 73,223 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Yami Marik, S. Kaiba
Footsteps by Evendim reviews
The Council of Elrond looms, and one lonely mortal is welcomed to Imladris by a warmhearted hobbit. The developing friendship between Boromir and Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Boromir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Going Home by Magical Shovel reviews
Upon the ending of a charity event, Luigi and Pavi's limousine break down. They're forced to walk home. What hilarity will ensue? Loosely based on MS' and AF's walk home. Rated 'T' for language and violence.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Crazy Ellis by SamanthaRose reviews
Nick couldn't possibly be the only one to see it... Ellis wasn't the adorable kid that Rochelle saw. Ellis was crazy. NickxEllis one shot! Rated for Nick's mouth
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Never Before by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
AkatxMulan cross. Desperate for help,the Emperor sends a letter to his friend's grandson,who happens to be the leader of a certain organization.Will the soldiers crack under the intense training of Itachi,Kisame,Deidara and Sasori? Full sum inside no pair
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Itachi U.
Citizen Soldier, Leave it all to Me by Torg84 reviews
Morgan, your normal 17 year old girl, stayed up late to play her brother's Xbox 360. But, when Devil hour hits, she is sent into the game she was playing. Now, she must kill to survive, she must run, fight, and live the Assassin's Creed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008
Meet Your CoWorkers by TheUnknowingKing reviews
The new point man to the F.E.A.R. team is precise, deadly and lethal. He also doesn't know how to use a toliet. See how the other members of F.E.A.R. valiantly attempt to teach him normal human behavior.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Blackfire 18 reviews
Razer corners Rayn in an alleyway to waylay a message from G.T. Blitz, requesting an audience of her, but she proves to be...reluctant to agree. He reveals he's come out of retirement to the astonished woman. What's a late crime boss' daughter to do?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,856 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Rayn, Razer - Complete
Welcome Home, Larry by KelleeBee reviews
I love the character of Larry Underwood and his transformation in "The Stand." This is a little one-shot I wrote in which Larry gets a little positive closure. Kind of cheesy, but I needed some positivity for him.
Stand - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
I Saw That by ArmoredSoul reviews
Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Soldier - Complete
Shadowlight by Renee17 reviews
Salvation can be found in an instant or can be a journey of a thousand years or more. Can one lost soul attone for the sins of his past and escape the bonds of damnation that have cursed him for two millennia? Dracula 2000 meets The DaVinci Code, sort of
Dracula 2000 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/24/2005
Dark Embrace by Halamee2559 reviews
All she had ever wanted was to see him again, the young boy that opened her heart so long ago. After spending an eternity without solace, suffering in cold silence... she finally can. Alma x Becket, F.E.A.R.2 novel, very mature themes
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Blossoming Sakura by Lady Kogawolf reviews
Sakura is returning to the village a changed woman. The shy violet is now a flower who bloomed in adversity and wasn't afraid to fight when called upon. Now, the village is watching the woman who changed traditions, while he is watching her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Welcome to Rapture, Amanda by MissWeskah reviews
When Amanda wakes up in a bathysphere, she finds that City of Rapture awaits her. Original Character Story.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009
The Godfather by kelsey-alt reviews
What if Sirius Black had not been framed for the Potters' murders? How would Harry have grown up being raised by his Godfather in the Wizarding world? AU obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Team Failtress by Shikamayuki reviews
What happens when when the whole server gets sucked into a game? Absolute hell happens. Follow our 4 heros as they get though the games hardest moments, Like learning how to use a gun.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009
This Is by setphaserstolimp reviews
My version of Jak 2, with new characters and an interesting twist...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jak M.
The Annoyance Chronicles by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
So, we all know what Light had to get used to when he was chained to L. But what about what L had to get used to? An exercise in pointlessness attempting to explain a few inconsistenices in fanon and canon. Cliches may be overturned! You have been warned!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Light Y., L
Wash Away Those Years by MelKat-Productions reviews
Rogue runs into Pyro while seeking the cure. Some unexpected things arise from their encounter. Now, their both struggling to find themselves, and to find one another as they try to hold onto what used to be, and what could've been. -- RYRO
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,771 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Rogue, Pyro
Fallout 3: The Wayward Soldier by Fire Kunai reviews
To find her father Alex will go to the ends of the earth. But she won't be polite about it. *Fallout 3 story with some tweaks and changes. Rated T for a bratty kid and Lone Wanderer/Burke* *Under COMPLETE reconstruction*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,933 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Lone Wanderer, Mr. Burke
Connections Part 1: Morning by Ahnura reviews
Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Ghostbusters: The Video Game - Epilogue by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Whatever happened to the Rookie after he helped the Ghostbusters save the world? Spoilers for the Ghostbusters Video Game. Oneshot.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Roommates are Hell by The Man Who Has No Life reviews
Henry Townshend had a bad life, but now he was stuck living with James Sunderland, the super intendent's son. Pain, misery, and lots of hiliarious situations follow... Things might be better if they weren't completely idiots...
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Henry T., James S.
Meet the Pyro by eruthiel reviews
For the '15 fics' meme. A possible script for a 'Meet the Pyro' video, written for Smasher006. I'd really appreciate some feedback if you have the time!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
FEAR Operation York by DavrosVonJammell reviews
Sent to capture Dr York, one of Aristide's top scientists, Delta Force's Sgt Beth Cullen is desperate to make it out alive and discover where Dark Signal is. But with ATC security, Replica soldiers, and Alma around, it will prove to be difficult...
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,151 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
In the Company of FEAR by Zexion77 reviews
Shortly after Alma is released, the Government sends in a certain squad to try and contain the situation. With an elite squad on the job, what could possibly go wrong? FEAR 2 x Battlefield: Bad Company Crossover
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
You'll Never Know Me by Air Tsukiko reviews
A Hidan/Sakura fanfic. Hidan gets put back together by Lady Tsunade, and he escaped from the village. But Sakura follows, and from there it turns into.... eh, I dunno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H.
BioShock Explained from a Moron's Point of View by Atomic Cube reviews
My plane crashed... But I've found land. How very mysterious. Rapture... Wow, an underwater city so... OH EM GEE IS THAT A WHALE? I'll write more if people like it.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
I Will Kill You! by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Luigi's got a hangover, and Pavi isn't helping. Just some friendly brother-to-brother banter...but really, how friendly can you get with the Largo kids?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Labyrinth: Rewritten by LaLaFaery reviews
Refer to title. J/S, clearly.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
Royal Flush by RenjiLuvah reviews
As the excitement of the Combat Racing Franchise withers, Rayn barges into the Bloody Hook looking for some amusement. Across the room, a group of men sit, cards in their hands and inviting her to inevitable doom. \\RazerxRayn// Now a TWOshot!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Rayn, Razer - Complete
Backstage by Mara Anjiru reviews
A young girl who is forced into debt, thanks to a new heart, must now work for the Largo's to prevent repossession of any vital organs. But how would she handle taking organs herself? OCXPavi Rated M for epic gory death scenes and such!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Where Hope Grows by Lady in the Willows reviews
Nathan lost more than one woman he cared for during his life and as far as Shilo was concerned, she only ever had one mother. This is Olivia's story.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,225 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Dinner Time by Mara Anjiru reviews
Dinner time in the Largo household. It's craziness! Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
You Were With Me From The Beginning by GerryPhan reviews
What if Erik knew Christine when they were children and grew up together? How would that have changed things? This is based on the scenarios in the Kay novel.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,145 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Erik, Christine
Of Balverines and Broken Hearts by SquishyCool reviews
Post-Fable 2, female Sparrow: After the defeat of Lucien, the fall of the Spire, and the death of her dog, Sparrow feels alone and useless. But when someone new - an unknown Hero - comes into her life, he just may be her saving grace. Sparrow/OMC
Fable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
Binded by blood by Regaru reviews
When you sign your name in blood, there is no turning back. The moments of truth before Nathan makes a deal with the devil and signs the binding contract to become Geneco's official Repo Man, Legal Assassin.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
What's Left to Us by TransientSound reviews
Began as an introspective fic, now currently evolving. A look into the formative years of Nathan's life after Marni's demise.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Far Away by daflippnay reviews
Unbeknown to anyone else, Nathan does not die. Rather, he is sent to an alternate dimension where he is the Watcher to a certain vampire slayer in Sunnydale. An alchemy experiment gone wrong sends Shilo to the Hellmouth, and Giles’ old life rushes back in
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
On One Condition by Luna the sheikah reviews
Repo!KinkMemePrompt. While waiting for a Shilo Wallace to come out and play, Graverobber ends up encountering a corpse that certainly isn't dead. When the GeneCops arrive, he falls into debt. Not with the Repoman but with a certain striped poltergeist...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
KG Kisses by P.A.W.07 reviews
What if you were a Krimzon Guard minding your own business when you suddenly came face to face with none other than Dark Jak? What would you do to survive? Would you scream; cry like a little girl; or something a little more unsuspected? Oneshot/crackfic.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jak M., Daxter, Torn - Complete
No More Lies by PhantomSnape01 reviews
Nathan Wallace doesn't die at the end of Repo! The Genetic Opera. But he is contracted into being the Repo Man once again. But Shilo now knows about her father's other life. But will they ever have a happy ending?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009
Constant Death by Perzephone reviews
Balthazar/OC Elli/John/Angela. After Chas' death, the depressed and lonely John decides to take up a new apprentice; the average girl Cheryl Buckman, who learns the hard way that hell and heaven aren't just words from the Bible. Gothic.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Our Promise by Arcelia reviews
What if Christine and Raoul "got off on the wrong foot" from the start - would that give her masked admirer more of a chance at winning her? Or would Christine still set aside any differences with her childhood friend to escape her angel? movie-based, EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Christine, Erik
FLCL: You know reality sucks when by Randomicity reviews
Okay, my previous summary was crap. All I'm saying is that this is my first attempt at FLCL, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Please REVIEW, as I need thoughts, because this one's gonna be looooong...
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
One Feather by Xaviere Jade reviews
Complete! Here's the day Sarah thought would never come. Response to PikalaCynique's challenge. Sarah gets a message and a gift. Then her whole life changes forever.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Third Time's A Charm by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Will the third time be the charm for Ace and Kat? Follows the author's The First Time He Met His Demon Woman and Close Encounters.
Ace Ventura - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ace Ventura - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by Insane Rubber Bullet reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Thin Man's lighter malfunctioned when he required it most? Welp, I have and here's the result!
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Thin Man/Anthony, Dylan S. - Complete
A Failure to Communicate by jelibeanne reviews
Christmas Eve. New York City. Two lost souls collide, if ever so briefly. Hellboy/OC Movieverse/comicverse One-shot
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hellboy - Complete
Fortune by Indigo44 reviews
A conversation that could have taken place when Garth followed Theresa to the Chamber of Fate. What does Theresa see in the future?
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Theresa, Garth - Complete
Beetlejuice Vs The Mask by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Never try to wedgie a dead man
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
A New Light by StarStrukk22 reviews
Jak and Daxter crossover into the world of Crash Bandicoot! This is going to be good! Chapter 2 finito!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jak M., Daxter
His Living Wife by rosemasquerader reviews
Who will be Erik's wife if a new character comes in play? Will it be Christine or will it be another belle?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,446 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Hides in Crazy by Burningbridges reviews
A girl finds herself stuck in the Naruto-verse, suddenly the sensei to a rogue team of ninja. Already confused by her problem back home, she's now a mentor to teens, the love interest of someone really obnoxious and the target of evil. Will she get home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Jak and Daxter Bloopers by Demyx's waterbaby reviews
With every great production comes a bunch of screw-ups. Let's get a chance to see those screw-ups, shall we?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Method by kauzchen reviews
Henry & Eileen. It was a simple concept, really. He was in love with reality, and along with it, the very woman who represented it.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Henry T., Eileen G. - Complete
Stormy Pinkness by TheGardenGnome reviews
So. Basically: The Ghost with the Most was an idiot about the Deetz business, and we all figured he got his comeuppance, right? Well, my stories have loopholes. And singing. And new characters. So. Enjoy! Big ole MAYBE on LydiaxBJ. We'll see.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008
POTO Bloopers by Snowpixie81 reviews
Bloopers from the 2005 movie that they didn't want us to see. What actually happened behind the scenes? Read and find out.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Zulu Squad by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Not Like Her by Silverwind24 reviews
Five years after Satine's death, Christian lives a lonely, empty life as a writer of plays about betrayal and death, with no mention of that thing called love. Will a new commission by an old employer change his view of the world and perhaps of love?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Christian
Incrediboy vs Incredigirl by Guille van Cartier reviews
Strange what pressing the wrong button can do. It landed Violet Parr into the Golden age of supers, where she meets her dad fighting crime in his prime. But, more importantly, she meets Buddy, a kid with more dreams and attitude than she can handle.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Jak's Opinions on Haven City by JakLover reviews
Jak talks about Haven's rules and basically everything that could possible aggrivate a hero. Rated for langauge and some stuff Jak says. Boys will be boys, or morely considered Men will be arrogant complainers.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Jak M.
Zimarama by shany94a reviews
Invader Zim and Gir meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama ... COMPLETED
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
When The Titans Went Insane by CrzyMonkyFrk reviews
Beast Boy joining the circus? Raven a giggling prep type? Cyborg pregnant! and what about Starfire and Slade! Is this crazy or what!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Robin - Complete
Shaun of the Dead 2: Deadhead Boogaloo by JessicaDwyer reviews
Set a year or so after the film. Shaun has been left by Liz for good. He's alone in the world until a girl from America meets him in a pub. Things are looking up for our hapless hero, until some dumbass has to spoil it for everyone.
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004
Hybrid by Krimzon 1 reviews
Set after Jak 2. A demolition team discovers someone unexpected in an old prison cell. You'll have to read and find out who it is. Changed rating due to blood, gore, and Ezra's mouth. R&R please. Chapter 6 Overhauled and resubmitted for your approval
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Return To Innocence by Cricket24 reviews
The continued story of Dogma. It has been a year and a half since that fateful day at the Catholic Church in New Jersey. But certain things were left unfinished and God has a plan to set things right. Chapter 10 is up! More chapters are on the way!
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
The darkness within by Barbayat reviews
Dealing with Anthony's death was hard for Dylan, accepting he came back even harder, but the hardest thing (for both of them) was finding to each other ... focuses on their emotions, but includes also a new case
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,224 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Thin Man/Anthony, Dylan S.
Mary Mary Sue by Ryo0oki reviews
Listen up all, Mary Sue has something to say. R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
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Quite Contrary reviews
As Van Helsing dealt with the occupants at the local Town Hall, Lucy took Mary to a club, to dance away her troubles. Oneshot. Based off the movie 'Dracula 2000.'
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Feeling Good reviews
A series of drabbles, consisting of Jack have epiphanies in montage form. Bioshock meets Eli Stone.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jack R.
New Faces at Ouran High! reviews
When their mother sents them to Ouran High, Sam and Ann must endure zany adventures when they open the door to Music Room #3! And, what? Ann's a guy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010
Confrontations reviews
What if Lucy didn't interrupt when Mary saw Dracula for the first time? Another 'What if.' Oneshot. Based off of the movie 'Dracula 2000.'
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Climbing up on Solsbury Hill reviews
What would it be like if Nathan wasn't Repoman, or if Shilo wasn't confined to her room? What if their lives were . . . normal? Songfic. Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
A Crazy In Spargus reviews
We all know the story; Girl plays Jak 3 and ends up in the Wasteland. But what if the girl was schizophrenic?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008
Alice's Nightmares reviews
The Looking Glass has been broken. Ties have been snapped. Worlds are in peril. And the only people that can help are a homicidal sixteen-year-old and a skeleton made king.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Alice, Jack S.
A Goofy Uchiha Movie reviews
When Sasuke makes an preposterous promise to his girlfriend, his chances to fulfilling it seem hopeless when he is dragged onto a cross-country trip with his embarrassing father, Kakashi. A Goofy Movie/Naruto fic. OOC. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
My Guardian Villain reviews
After spending two lives trying to destroy something, Erol has been assigned the position of a Guardian Angel. And his client is his favorite person in the living world.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Erol, Jak M.
One Helleva Ride reviews
Oh, freakin' beautiful. I break my T.V. one moment, and the next, I'm stuck in another person's body. Why does all the bad crap happen to me? At least I can meet Naruto in person. Rated M for sailor mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H.
Her Savior reviews
One man actually had the heart to save her from her burning home. To save her from eternal pain. She would always remember him and his actions. Set in Silent Hill Origins. Now a Twoshot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alessa G., Travis G. - Complete
How 'bout a dose of FEAR? reviews
A little quickie of a female Pointman during the subway mission. Comes with Replicas and a small Alma scare. Set during Extraction Point. Slightly AU. Oneshot.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
A Second Try reviews
A different version on the famous reunion between our favorite couple during 'Jak 2.' Oneshot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
I Believe I Can Fly
The King of Spargus is dead. His legacy is continued on in his son. The hero of Spargus. Songfic. Oneshot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
An Ordinary Night reviews
Believe it or not, The Repo Man is a human being that lives and breathes. So is Nathan Wallace. Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Nathan - Complete
The Greatest Sacrifice reviews
What if Nathan didn't die that night of the Genetic Opera? What if Shilo did? Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
At the Opera Tonight reviews
Select character's feelings on that fateful night before Don Juan. Guaranteed to give you goosebumps. Songfic. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete