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Harry Potter Drabble Pit by Arpad Hrunta reviews
A series of Harry Potter drabbles on various topics and starring various characters. Hopefully each will be 100 words long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 2/20/2013
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Masked Demon Vessel by Alban55 reviews
Every year, a festival is held to honor the defeat of the Kyuubi. However, Naruto is excluded from most events in the festival, and is not even allowed to wear the traditional masks that come with it. In fact, all the salesmen seem to ignore him... except for a strange, grinning salesman who has just dropped into town... with his evil looking mask.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/13/2008
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursley's but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,074 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 4,597 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Hacker Magician Smoke by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Harry Potter was an 'evil' genius. He dreamt of getting all of his enemies from the light to the dark. He saw magic as if it was digital, and treated it as such to hack the world of magic and change their world. He walks within Smoke and Mirrors, the trickster of tricksters. Hero her villain, he is disorder and a new strength to the corrupt world of magic, incorruptible!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,054 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L., Ariana D.] Winky
Vault M2J by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Formerly, The Archive Rejects. A compilation of "M2J" Mandalorian Jedi's ideas that never came to be. Featuring Harry Potter, Naruto and many more! Irregular updates to be expected. Not an actual ficlet, but a palette of ideas to mix things up a bit...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 199,174 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2007
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13538 - Favs: 16,380 - Follows: 13,736 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Found by dreamstar potter reviews
Harry Potter, during the summer has gone missing when his relatives go on vacation to an island in the pacific. For months Harry learned to survive on the island of Isla Sorna, when Sarah Harding finds or he finds her Harry when she wanders from the team. The wizarding world think he's dead and he comes back home after the horrors from Isla Sorna. Harry comes back to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,728 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,082 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
One Twentieth of a Whole by Alban55 reviews
No one has ever been able to become a true Bijuu, Jinchuuriki or otherwise. Naruto is the first one to achieve this, despite not being used for the sealing. But, how will Naruto be affected by this turn of events?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,155 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,359 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,604 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,558 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Take no Umbridge II: The Serious Side by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P.
Kingdom Hearts: Key to Evil by YinShadow reviews
Sora's past was forgotten to him at the age of 5 and is having dreams that connects to them, little doe he know that his past tells that he is the next Keyblade Overlord, wielder of the Key to Evil. Evil Sora, Mickey bashing, Haren coming soon.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,811 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sora
Corvus by LadyFreak reviews
Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 156,645 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Teaser by Dirty Reid reviews
A collection of one-shots that I may or may not turn into complete fics. Contains wierdness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
A Flash of Hope by RealmOfEmptiness reviews
DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as "From Darkness to Light".
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Overlord: Birth by blackshadow111 reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die. This was never truer than in the case of Harry Potter. Had Dumbledore known what his choice would mean for the world, he might have acted differently. But then, this may have happened anyway. After all, evil always finds a way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,793 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P.
What Lurks in the Shadows by Sabaku Ookami reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, born without the ability to use chakra was an outcast in Konoha and being the Hokage's son without chakra was the ultimate embarrassment to Minato. For twelve years Naruto lived with being ridiculed by everyone but his mother and one of his sisters, then he left the village to make his own path...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Naruto U.
Insanity at Aperture by Aorta Heartless reviews
In which GLaDOS and/or Wheatley lose it. T for violence, blood and probably language
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/9/2013 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 6,850 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4611 - Favs: 8,033 - Follows: 9,787 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The New Dude with a British Accent by loststorieshogwartz reviews
With Myka gone and Pete chasing after her, the Regents decide that it's time Claudia to get a partner. And, right in the middle of her 'Awesome Dance', Mrs. Fredric appears to bring Claudia to meet her new partner. He is annoying, has glasses, and is just a little bit attractive. But, if they can't agree on which taxi to take, how are they going to retrieve an artifact together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Artie N., Mrs. Frederic, Claudia D.
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Dragon Jarl Overlord by T-Biggz reviews
When Hiccup meets Toothless at a young age, he does something even better than keeping him a secret, he leaves Berk. When the Minions find him, they offer him the chance to keep the Dragons safe, and he takes it. Because evil, always finds a way.
Crossover - Overlord & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 4,462 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,974 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,259 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/15/2012
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,682 - Reviews: 4369 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Darkness That Binds Him by XxKageTenshixX reviews
Abandoned by the one's he loved, Naruto Uzumaki has been left to live his life in a cell for a wrong that he did not commit. But when the truth finally emerges, can his friends proove themselves to him once again or are they too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,548 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Magi's Random Misspells by Silent Magi reviews
So many wonderful Harry Potter ideas, so little time... Give this a read if you like. Any and all ideas brewed forth here, are free to good homes with proper credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,358 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2010
Kami on earth by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Naruto hates Konoha and Konoha isn't a big fan of him either. He was considered the demon due to his siblings gaining the Yin and Yang of Kyuubi. His dream is to destroy Konoha but he doesn't have the power...or does he? With the power of Juubi and Kyuubi, he is practically Kami. And Konoha will recieve judgement. Harem. Fem.Juubi & Kyuubi. God-Like/Dark/Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,349 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
An Angel and a Trickster by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The twins had no idea what they were unleashing on the poor unsuspecting populace of Hogwarts...or how it would change the destiny of their surrogate sister Angel Potter. But they were glad to summon the infamous Trickster Loki in order to deal with a growing problem know as Umbridge. Now Angel is soul bonded to a Trickster god slash Arch Angel. Poor world. FemHarry/Loki
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel]
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P.
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,392 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,375 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 5,670 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 5,966 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Nine Demons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Nine demon souls and ten human ones are sent ten years back by the order of the gods. Thus, the Bijuu, the Jinchuuriki, and one not-quite-dead priest will save the day, one ridiculously convoluted step at a time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fly Free by phoenixyfriend reviews
Robin knows what it is like to live a hard life. When she finds that Kuma has sent her to a town called Konoha, she becomes an unofficial therapist for the town's troubled children. After all, only a broken bird can teach these children how to fly again.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,332 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Robin
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 719 - Words: 203,904 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Care of Magical Creatures by lordhellebore reviews
Severus never saw anything but a simpleton in Hagrid. After the war, he gains some perspective. (Drabble series, 5 drabbles per chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Severus S., Rubeus H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,987 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,087,643 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 4,753 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,933 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
For Science by BlackRain88 reviews
GLaDOS pulled Chell back through the portal to space and back into Aperture, but she was too late. Left with a now dead test subject, GLaDOS decides to take up a new hobby. Slightly AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,660 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Overlord Ron by shadowwriter329 reviews
The Second Overlord is dead, and the potential successor had died before he could begin his quest. What's a minion to do? Summon an Overlord from another world of course! Unfortunately for Gnarl, all he got was Ron Stoppable as well as Kim, Yori, and the Middleton Cheer Squad to the world of Overlord. They'll find their way home, and maybe raise some hell along the way. RonXHarem
Crossover - Kim Possible & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kim P.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Infestation by Lucillia reviews
There was a good reason for why The Doctor would never forget Jo Grant, and it goes meow. Oneshots. Not in chronological order.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., 10th Doctor, 12th Doctor
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Domination Anew by Malachite Rain reviews
First book in Anew duology. Evil has been always vanquished, or got itself stuck in other dimensions, but even under those circumstances it finds a way out. The Third Overlord finds an unexpected way out and a new domain, which he has to share. Harry/Overlord Crossover OverlordxHarry. A lot of OCs. Warning! Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,268 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
EVoNet by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
The world was changing. The magical people didn't notice. Harry Evans had been sent away, banished from the magical world when he was 17 & had a dream too big for the 'light' or the 'dark' wishing to bring magic to all humans. However, he was a genius & though sealed he created technology to build magic. Then with the SGC he envisioned a unified earth to expand into the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,408 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Astoria G., Draco M.]
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 5,688 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,529 - Follows: 7,456 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Jonathan's Secret by Luiz4200 reviews
The maternal side of Jake Long's family isn't the only one keeping secrets.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Jake, Haley, Lao Shi, Susan L.
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Chash's Idea Bin by Chash123 reviews
A place where my one-shots and ideas can be written down. Likely that the stuff within won't become full-fledged stories, but they may become two-shots, three-shots, and so on. Note: Naruto won't be the only series in this.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,186 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012
Testing Time by Hailzthewakawaka reviews
Testing time, c'mon grab your subjects. We're going to Aperture Science Lab. Wheatley the core and Finn the human, their torture will never end it's testing time!
Crossover - Portal & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Wheatley, Finn
Providing Leverage by Shikatanai reviews
Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful foster family like the Dursleys. She's sure that Auntie Parker and the Leverage family will do a much better job.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Seven Hawks Flying in a Circle by phoenixyfriend reviews
Sasuke really didn't feel like talking when literally all the people he had ever been on a team with were right there. Especially because he could feel Kakashi right there, JUDGING him. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Team Hawk, Team Seven, Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Let the Games Begin! by LunaStorm reviews
Terence 'Terry' Boot was an ordinary bloke. So why – why? – did he find himself in this mess? Where the hell had they ended up to? Just who were these Shadow Court members? And how could Potter, Malfoy, Granger and Longbottom be so calm about it all!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 79,651 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Terry B.
Being Merlin Is Going To Suck by Lucillia reviews
The three-hundred years the Doctor spent running from his death at Lake Silencio wasn't all fun and games. For one, there was that time loop his Seventh self had stumbled upon which needed closing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2014 - 11th Doctor
An Ancient Method of Torturing Males by turbomagnus reviews
Hermione Granger has plans. Step one; take Harry Potter clothes shopping... H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Visions by FranticArmoire reviews
One moment, Harry is hunting Horcruxes, the next, he's nearly eleven years old and about to start his first year at Hogwarts. He's determined to use this second chance for the better, but something isn't quite right. Certainly not messages that appear to be from himself, and certainly not glimpses of lives he's never lived...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
My Real Name Is by Lucillia reviews
Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. O'Neill
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Chakra Collector by gazz uzumaki reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing. UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24486 - Favs: 12,252 - Follows: 11,227 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto: Overlord of The Ashes by Raja-Ulat reviews
This is the story of a boy whose will of fire had been extinguished. A story of how the boy would become the child of a self-fulfilling prophesy. A story of how the boy would become a demon, not of nine tails but of nine faces. A demon that will herald the end of the Ninja Age by becoming its executioner... (Discontinued and up for adoption)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Keyblade Wielders by James Young reviews
Xehanort was always someone who wanted to see the Keyblade War. However, on his way to discovering how to achieve such a thing, he affected the lives of not just Ventus, but of the lives of Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. With two new Keyblade Masters finding themselves in the mix, how does this affect Xehanort's plans for the Keyblade War and to find a new vessel...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Rainbow Connection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 363 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cinders of a Criminal Organisation by ViresAdLegatum reviews
Ash Ketchum was a regular boy that had dreams of being a Pokémon master, like all other boys of his age group. Yeah, that didn't last long. Rated T for now, may possibly become an M.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Team Rocket
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Sponge Bath by Lucillia reviews
Some people would go to great lengths to get a sponge bath, but this really took the cake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by fringeperson reviews
Anything is possible with magic, at least, as soon as you figure out how, because even magic has its limits. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Greatest Wizard of the Age by Luan Mao reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Snape's Promise by maverick9871 reviews
Snape's made several promises. It's time for him to complete them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Worlds Above by Ashlee Pond reviews
She thinks that perhaps she's finally found the world above she always yearned for, in this strange blue box that's bigger on the inside. With all the running they do she's never been more grateful for her legs. - The Little Mermaid wants adventure, & everyone knows the Doctor has a soft spot for gingers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - 11th Doctor
Endless Nights by Lee Hikari reviews
A War that began over a century ago begins once more. The Dragoon Knights must arise once more to battle the ending of all things by the wrath of Soa. Only problem, the new Knights are school kids from a magical school, and the one to train them is Lloyd, who is starting to believe his sanity is slipping. HHr, DracoxLuna, and SusanxNeville shippings...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012
A Study in Chaos by The Island Hopper reviews
When a new case brings Lucky back to Toontown, there's only one cop who can help him - his former partner. Of course, that's if Lucky doesn't kill him first. Lucky/Bonkers friendship. Complete.
Bonkers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 7 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
False Starts Naruto by Diresquirrel reviews
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 729 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Simon Says by aliengirlguy reviews
In which Snape doesn't hear the prophesy, Dumbledore's plans shift, the Dursley's take 'hate' and a boy is ironically named.. SLASH (way later), AU, Bidding his time Voldie, OCC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,917 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bodyguard of Azula by Deus Swiftblade reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 776,152 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Quality Programming by Lucillia reviews
Sometimes Evil must take a nap in order to recover, and when it does, the Master has to find something else to do...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - The Master - Complete
Death's Advocate by apple2011 reviews
Harry Potter dies when trying to find the horcruxes and it turns out Death is not happy with him at all, apparently he has been living his entire life wrong and now has been given one more chance. Taken back to his fifth year can Harry save the people he cares about the most? Harry/Cho/Hermione . Dumbledore and Weasley bashing. Powerful Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C.
another fistful of omake by Greylle reviews
ideas that were written out, for which there are no current plans to continue. Different paths and means for the original series they were based on. 10/24/14 expanded Chapter 16 with some rewriting of earlier bits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 318,992 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Unlimited Potential by Eternal Payne reviews
Naruto stole the forbidden scroll of seals and learnt an exact copying jutsu... and that's it? With a greater grasp of the shadow clone jutsu from the beginning, the scroll of seals and his academy textbook (which he's actually going to read) Naruto's going to learn that awesome jutsu aren't everything. After all, the scroll was forbidden for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Unnatural Scent by MegKF reviews
An unexpected reunion between the Scoobies and the Fang gang reveals something wrong with Xander.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/20/2009
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
The Order visits Isla Nublar by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A short story to advertise my HP-JP challenges. What happens when the Order can't find Harry around the start of Book 5, and find out he had plane tickets to Costa Rica? Is he there for the nude beaches, or does he have an interesting secret? After all, what could be so fascinating about Isla Nublar (Cloud Island)?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Mythical Night by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
After Wave, Naruto meets Kyuubi, & gets a new goal in life, but its down to him to become the Hero he wants to be. He'll help others with his bowblade, & become the hero hidden in the night, The Green Arrow. He'll save lives & protect the innocent while punishing the guilty, even if the guilty are of the village of Konoha.
Crossover - Naruto & Arrow - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,644 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,613 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Lord President by Lucillia reviews
Two Time Lords have a discussion during the investiture ceremony of the new Lord President of Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Complete
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
In the Midst of Battle by phoenixyfriend reviews
She didn't love him. Except she did. Or she used to...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Karin, Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 8,073 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū
Unexpected by Jenrukiforevz reviews
"By now, I know that anyone can become a tamer, but this is just ridiculous." With tamers everywhere, Yamaki knew that anyone was capable of becoming one. However, he never expected it to be him. Entry for DFC's What If... Challenge.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Wizarmon/Wizardmon - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
A New Beginning by jinx777 reviews
Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,858 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Naruto U., Raven
Pirate Wedding by cdbazemore98 reviews
Captain Hook has finally worked up the guts to propose to the marvelous Red Jessica. Now the engaged pirate couple plan to get married on Never Land and spread the news. How will Jake and his crew react to this news? And more importantly, how will Peter Pan react?
Jake and the Never Land Pirates - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Matrix by DreamRealmer reviews
Plot Bunny/One-shot up for adoption. Ever wonder why the Muggle world seemed so unreal?
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Oracle, Architect, Harry P. - Complete
What Uzumaki Naruto is No Longer Allowed to Do by Alcham of the Vael reviews
A short list of anecdotes on different Jutsu and Techniques that one Uzumaki Naruto is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Out of the Reign by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
AU, 3rd year, set in 2013! Harry was not yet 13 & was made to clear out the Dursley's attic once he arrived home. There he found his mothers old trunk. In it he found her textbooks with notes and cheats. She had written journals with "cheats" & rules for muggle-born students to survive the Wizarding World. Harry used her experiences to become a better person, more cunning, & able.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14365 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 9,225 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Which Way to Konoha? by LaaDee reviews
"It all started when Kakashi-sensei told me to go fishing..." They shouldn't have been surprised, he had always had the absolute worse sense of direction and the most mind boggling luck.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,526 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Queen of the Void by AhrounDragon reviews
An idea I had after reading another crossover. My first story so I hope you enjoy. What would it be like if Louise summoned a Queen as a familiar instead of a skinny kid? rated M for future content. cant have a few chestbursters without an M rating.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,622 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Louise
Up Up and Away We Go by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,605 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
A Bad Death Eater Gone Good by Kneazle reviews
AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
I Was Under The Impression by Vanex reviews
Kushina Namikaze; her husband, Minato; her son, Arashi; and her twin daughters, Mito and Motoko, return home from a family vacation to find they had forgotten to bring Naruto with them. But, is this the first time that's happened? Naruto gives his family a dose of reality, along with a surprise decision about his future. Warning: Namikaze Family Bashing. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Minato N., OC - Complete
Flint And Tinder by turbomagnus reviews
In the future, Danny and Ember's relationship progresses.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Danny F., Ember] - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
Plot Bunnies For Free To Good Home by Faust VII reviews
This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 461,076 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012
WAAAGH on the Hellmouth by Aprion reviews
( ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. My Apoligies. ) YAHF. Xander gets a new costume. One that will change the balance of power on the Hellmouth forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,496 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Xander H., Daemons
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
If One Believed by PianoxForte reviews
Not your typical Bardock survives Planet Vegeta's destruction story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bardock, Raditz, Goku, Bulma
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Psychosis by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,477 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto Upgraded by Hakureisaiga reviews
Naruto stumbles on to one of Orochimaru's hideouts and the last thing he remembered is that some silver-gray matter came at him. Now he suddenly become faster, stronger, and more intelligent. Look like our young hero has got himself an upgrade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 5,016 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Team 7's Escapades while stranded on Azeroth by Froggy-slice reviews
Team seven is a newly minted genin squad of ninjas waiting for their jackass sensei...yeah Kakashi should have gotten his ass in gear and showed up on time. Because now, thanks to a shoddily copied teleportation jutsu gone wrong, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are marooned on an alien world straight out of a damn fairy tale. But...Is this really such a bad thing? guess we'll find out.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013
Clash of realms by phoenix3488 reviews
What would have happened if naruto developed an ability similar to Sylar from the show "Heroes"? Features a badass naruto who don't take crap from anyone. Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,801 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Ethereal by apple2011 reviews
An abused Harry Potter is at the Dursleys while his brother and parents live in luxury. Though one day when his abusive uncle unlocks his true inner power, Harry is taken in by an ancient magical race who want him for their own unknown purposes. Though now sent into Hogwarts posing as a Malfoy and meeting an impossible Muggleborn, how long can he keep his true identity secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Consequences of Exiling Naruto Uzumaki by StealthMaster reviews
After a successful Sasuke retrieval mission Naruto is banished for hurting him. 10 years later the Shinobi Alliance seek help from the United Whirlpool Nation and it's unknown Uzukage. Sas/Sak/civilian council/Konoha bashing. Narutoharem. Slight crossover with call of duty, MGS4 and the modern world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,238 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U.
Bleeding Heart by jinx777 reviews
In his attempt to create the perfect Shinobi, Orochimaru created a whole new bloodline, one that had never been seen before. But just as he was about to finish his perfect creation, he was forced to abandon Konoha, leaving behind his lab and his work, leaving behind his creation. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Voice That Doesn't Speak by aliengirlguy reviews
Xanatos is in Britten on business when he stumbles across a silent green-eyed boy. Intrigued by the unusual boy he sends his aide, Owen to the boy's house. There, Owen is forced by magic into becoming a new daddy to the boy who lived.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,883 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Goliath, Harry P.
Normality by Shadenight123 reviews
The Wizard belongs to the House. The Wizard grows in the House. The House makes the Wizard. For once, the opposite is true. It is the Wizard that makes the House. Slytherins aren't backstabbing murderous blood-purity loons. Gryffindors aren't brash and arrogant bullies. Ravenclaws aren't atrocious pranksters. Hufflepuffs aren't blindly loyal morons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
Mother Dearest by nigerutmea anima reviews
"Harry Potter was just a pawn in another person's game. And for him to survive, he must have someone to look out for him. It was a sign of just how desperate the situation was that Bellatrix was the best candidate." AU fic where Bellatrix raises Harry; rated for violence/language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,439 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Untitled by Aorta Heartless reviews
Various Oneshots Based on Portal and Portal 2 audio, quotes and/or music.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Do Daleks Dream of Electric Cake? by Mattaf reviews
When the facility is raided by a squad of Daleks, GLaDOS is simply thrilled at the chance to torture new and fascinating test subjects. Unfortunately for her, the Daleks may prove to be more trouble than she bargained for...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Daleks, GLaDOS
Distorted Time by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
2 girls, Jenny, 17 is his half-sister from the future, & Susan, 12, his niece from the past. They have a TARDIS neither know how to work. This led them to Harry, an eccentric boy-mage genius who just knows how to pilot the TARDIS! They will travel far on an adventure of magic, science, time, & space following Harry as his companions in searching for the Doctor, & home!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 164 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Susan F.] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 11th Doctor
Spoilers For a Show You Don't Wanna Watch by Lucillia reviews
The Doctor had only stopped to let Barbra and Ian out for some fresh air. He most definitely hadn't expected or wanted three naked strangers to break into his TARDIS the minute he did so.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Not as Easy as it Looks by Lucillia reviews
Freddy Krueger finds himself in a slightly more realistic dream world...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Freddy K. - Complete
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
So You Think Your Friend Is Magical? by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes all that needs to be done to shake up the world is a single piece of the written word. Rated M just in case. Crack-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
A Razors Edge by T.E.Rose reviews
Sarutobi seeing little choice and wishing to quell the unease of the council seals Naruto's charka after the Fox is sealed in him. As he grows and despite his inability to manipulate his chakra Naruto sets out on the path to become a shinobi of the leaf
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,794 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten, Hana I.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life In Relation to Monty Python Sketches by Lucillia reviews
Sometimes life imitates art, sometimes art imitates life, and sometimes both have identical names for similar things but...Let's just say that the Doctor can't appreciate some Monty Python sketches because they remind him of incidents he'd rather forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Green by Doodled93 reviews
Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,259 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P.
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Choking by phoenixyfriend reviews
They were the most conventional love story... and then they weren't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Chōji A., Kin T. - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oktoberfest by Lucillia reviews
Who needs a pub when you've got every festival known to man and some that aren't just a short TARDIS ride away?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Incompatible by Lucillia reviews
On the day that a drunken Gareth Lestrade threatened a funeral with a fake hand grenade, there had been someone besides the attendees watching.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Why the War Chief Hates Wizards by Lucillia reviews
With all the soldiers that the War Chief was having scooped up from random eras, odds were that he managed to snag a few non-standard enlistees. Enlistees who might just happen to be resistant to mind-control and have the ability to disappear and re-appear elsewhere at will.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Son Midoriko by Lucillia reviews
The tale of what might have happened if Goku had been slightly less injured on the day of his battle with the Demon King Piccolo and decided to follow a certain flying egg.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Goku, Piccolo
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
worth in the end by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Zabuza and Kiri and a dying dream. What sort of man kills a hundred, yet cries at the death of one? Oneshot. Character study.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Zabuza M. - Complete
The WAAAGH! of Zero by Writer Nightpen reviews
A failure of a mage whose spell always blew up. A green-skinned familiar with a guitarized weapon. Honestly, what can go wrong? (cover image from 1d4chan)
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Orks, Louise
Experimental Charms by Lord Irish
"The name's Daxter. Mark Daxter. I'm a private Auror." That's how he would start his books. When he had adventures, he would write about them. He knew he would have them, because all private detectives had adventures, even the Muggle ones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - OC - Complete
The Job by crazy hamster of doom reviews
After being dragged back to the wizarding world, Harry Potter must bring what he has being doing for the last 10 years with him, for the right fee of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Harry P.
A Dark Mark Wouldn't Match her Pink Cardie by GIRL IN STORY reviews
"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Dolores U.
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Survivors of Isla Sorna by DJ Rodriguez reviews
This is a remake and rewriting of an old story. Its still Harry/Harem, but with more flair and life! Surprises around every corner, and new animangus forms to boot! R&R, no flames, enjoy, and leave long reviews!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,302 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Narcissa M.] - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Scarred Drums by turbomagnus reviews
Death couldn't hold them, Time will be rewritten, Darkness shall fall, Light shall fade and the sound of the drums will echo throughout the magical world, and those who sought to control him will know him as... The Master. Master!Harry x Hermione
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,150 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [The Master, Hermione G.]
Dudley Gets a Hogwarts Letter by Mrs. Vega reviews
We all know how anti-magic the Durselys are. Imagine their horror when Dudley gets a Hogwarts letter. Quick one-shot that wouldn't leave me alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement by AussieScum reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Secrets by whitetigerwolf reviews
Petunia Dursley keeps many secrets about her family, even from the family itself. One-Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Hyena, Jackal, Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
One At A Time by Xuleika reviews
GLaDOS thinks there is something familiar about Chell
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eternity by nigerutmea anima reviews
Bellatrix experiences the afterlife; One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Protection Never Fails by Selonianth
Mary has never lost a witness and no one would believe why. Third in my Guided People series.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Death is Inescapable by Selonianth reviews
Death may have innocents on its list but murder still angered it. Enough to whisper into an ear. Second in my Guided People series.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Aorta Heartless reviews
The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing that left the Mirror of Erised. !DEAD! REDUX UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,979 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011
Zora Scales and Wizard Magic by HelKat reviews
Harry Potter was introduced to the wizarding world around the same time a young Zora found himself lost. Voldemort is on the return and Ganondorf is steadily winning after the Hero disappears in the Temple of Time. Harry just wishes he can help his injured friend get home, no matter how many years are passed.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 102,883 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Zoras, Harry P.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011
Why the Brigadier Stopped Asking by Lucillia reviews
What's the use of having a time machine if you can't use it to prank nosy parkers who won't stop asking personal questions?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Orange Shinobi Chronicles by psychoman222 reviews
"Oh Azkica, Tangerine Terror, Bringer of the Ancient Awesome, grant me your power! VERTO!-TTBAYO!" Join the worlds greatest shinobi/wingman as he braves war, demons, evil carnies, space-time hijinks, gullible allies, and incompetent summons in an attempt to help his coworker score with a princess. Oh, and save the world, but what's new about that? Parallel story to SotOR.
Crossover - Naruto & White Knight Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Naruto U., Main Character
Why Earth? by Lucillia reviews
There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master, 10th Doctor, Rassilon - Complete
Do da di da di da do do by Lucillia reviews
Resistance is futile. It'll eventually get you, even if it takes centuries to do so. So, you may as well grab some Jelly Babies and dance along because it's the Hamster Dance!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master
Eye of the Beholder by VinceT reviews
Harry Potter, thought a squib and dead after being abandoned by the Potters at five, is back. No longer under anybody's thumb, and wielding the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, watch as he blows the wizarding world away. Full summary inside. WARNING: INCEST!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,664 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., OC
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Subjectivity by ladyowl reviews
3rd year PD-AU. With Marge present, dinner at the Dursely's is a few hours earlier. When he doesn't run into Sirius and consequently doesn't call the Knight Bus , Harry finds a science-fiction staple that changes the known course: Artificial Intelligence. [Photo modified from Patrick Hoesly, 774 - Neuron Connection]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P.
Empty by apple2011 reviews
An eight year old Harry kills the Dursley's after long years of abuse and is taken in and rescued by Dumbledore but his mind is not healed. He will kill again and thanks to Dumbledore and Dr Amelia Granger he has a chance to target the guilty and not the innocent. With no conscience and very little emotion can Harry avoid being caught? Dark uncaring Harry, Eventual Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sai and Dementors by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team Seven, Sai - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
A Goa'uld's Life by Respite88 reviews
Ripped from one life and thrown into another, watch this wizard turned Goa'uld work his way to power. AU, Manipulative!Harry, PowerHungry!Harry, Kinda!Super!Harry. (Abandoned)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,121 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P.
Exploring by panskiss123 reviews
When Jake and Peter Pan return from their exploring, they are shocked to find how much everyone has grown. But Jake finds that he quite likes the changes in Izzy and comes to discover that he would like to explore something other than the lands beyond the Neversea. Rated M for Mature, pretty smutty one-shot. Please don't read if easily offended! And plz review :)
Jake and the Never Land Pirates - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jake, Izzy - Complete
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Temporary Allies by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Or the Reason Why Ron Saved the World. It's amazing how one little detail can change the entire course of a lifetime, like say, not meeting someone on a train. No pairings, AU, Eventual Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,589 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Rubeus H.
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Team CatKashi! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke are sent on a mission to Demon country. Somehow they end up as cats, and Naruto finds them, and decides to look after them, thinking they're strays. As the group see how Naruto lives, will they learn something...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Angry Shinobi by Captain Omnitron reviews
What if Naruto had anger issues? What if he had an adrenaline problem? What if he could rip an entire full grown tree out of the ground and throw it a mile away? What if indeed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
The Return of Merlin by apple2011 reviews
When Harry Potter touched the veil to save his godfather never did he imagine he would be thrown back in time to a place where King Arthur and Morgana le Fay live, never did he imagine he would take part in the legend and gain immortality with his new wife Morgana. So now thousands of years later how will he explain the fact he did not meet Merlin; He is Merlin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto Wants It All by Captain Omnitron reviews
He wants it all. He wants it all! He wants it all! AND HE WANTS IT NOW!
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Instructions From the Future by Lucillia reviews
After receiving anxiously awaited instructions from a later incarnation of the Doctor, UNIT dutifully attempts to follow them to the best of their abilities.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by SlipStitch reviews
Drabble with Team 7 getting the bells from the team challenge their own way without Kakashi noticing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Astral Drop in Heatherfield by drakensis reviews
Will was only trying to create decoys so that she and the other Guardians could rescue Taranee from Elyon. She never intended or expected to create life or to have to take responsibility for it.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Not A Potter by LadyFreak reviews
Harry Potter was the younger brother to Henry Potter- the boy who lived. Neglected by his parents since he could remember, he still tries to make them proud. When the goblins perform their centennial vault inspection and students at Hogwarts are required to make an ancestry potion, what will be discovered? (AU, OOC Snape, Lily, James, Harry, containts Self-Harm and Suicidal themes)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
CyberTech: War of Evolution by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Harry Potter, abused by his 'family' runs, only to be arrested. He is set free to move on, and using his super-intelligence creates a powerful company and armour. He will discover his sister. The Girl-Who-Lived, and magic, with his parents having 'abandoned' him when in face they are under Dumbledore's magic! He'll fight for the evolving world, magic and muggle!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,129 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Ariana D.] [Iron Man, Pepper P.] - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Work Release by Wyrtha reviews
After an attack on his 7th birthday Naruto undergoes some serious changes. He no longer dreams of being the Hokage, but what is he to do when despite all the abuses the village is unwilling to let him go. Powerful Naruto. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,781 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Force by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased by a mob only to be saved by two people no one would beleive would save him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flip: Fate or Destiny by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Harry's bored of all of the messed up choices other people make for his life without even talking to him first, like he's an idiot. So when he's in a kids park before his 15th birthday with his 'stalker' Tonks and finds a weird coin, he chooses to let it decide for him from then on. Yes, or no? Its simple, yes? Well, it could be if his life wasn't such chaos and mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Astoria G., Katie B.]
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,513 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/14/2010
Harry Potter and the Next Great Adventure by AmateurFanfic reviews
The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - S. Carter, Harry P.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Finding Out The Truth by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Adopted by Angie J Trifid reviews
Anna McNeil allows herself to be adopted into a pack of raptors. She was intended to be with the Alpha's son, but things don't always go as smoothly as planned, do they...
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound in Chakra, Bound in Soul by Skamikaze reviews
After forcefully having his mind opened to the Kyuubi's presence after Jiraiya's push, Naruto is now forced to spend every sleeping moment in the company of the Nine-tailed Fox. Eventual KyuubixNaruto. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
The Two Kakarots by Lucillia reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Chi-Chi, Raditz
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Hoghs Ortha, or the Founding of Hogwarts by ladyowl reviews
An attempt to make the canon Founding of Hogwarts mesh better with what we know of 10th century Europe. Hopes to explain Hogwart's ridiculous name, why the founders all have Anglo-Saxon surnames despite the fact that the region around Dufftown, Scotland would have been Pictish, and why two men and two women of great talent were driven to create the school in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Rowena R., Salazar S., Godric G., Helga H. - Complete
Due to Chance by Zentrodie reviews
A simple game of chance changes the lives of not only the command staff but everybody they interact with
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,713 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ritsuko A., Kaji R. - Complete
Naruto: Wait, what? by Splendid Skye XIII reviews
My plot bunny hatch for Naruto. Mostly crack with the occasional serious!fic tossed in here and there, ask if you find something you want to adopt! T because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Naruto U.
The Savage Island Documentary by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Why was Spinosaurus not recorded on the island? How do so many dinosaurs exist on a single island? What lives there? Will anyone even read this. This story has a interpretation of all these questions.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Life of Harry Doe by hmmga reviews
Believed dead by the wizarding world, Harry grew up on the streets of Manhattan. By the time Hogwarts catches up with him, he's a skilled thief. How will the wizarding world react with finding him alive? And will Hogwarts be able to cope with a street-rat in its midst… AU. Slytherin!Harry. Rated T for language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 5,909 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Johnny over the limit by vic elor reviews
A sequel story to "Johnny and the limit" that follows what happens to the trio after Susan realizes Mary has brainwashed her.
Johnny Test - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Johnny T., Mary T.
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hogwarts – The Origin of the Houses by Acaykath reviews
Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Liar Liar by Barbie Shoes reviews
"So, both of his mothers were liars, Henry concluded, just a bit sourly. Then, in the next second, he knew just what it was that he wanted most for his birthday. 'I wish,' he thought, and wished with all his might, 'I wish that for just one day, neither of my moms could tell a lie.' And then he blew the candle out." — Swan Queen. OneShot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Taking Control of His Life by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto takes control of his life after Tsunade tries to take it away from him for the sake of happiness. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Burnt Genes by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Harry is shot by Vernon. Though, the bullets only bruise him. He escapes & is picked up by the X-Men. He befriends three other young mutants before the hidden world of magic wants him back. He heads to Hogwarts angry with this world for the pain they had force upon him! CANCELLED!
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,207 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Anna Marie/Rogue, Harry P., Tracey D., Ginny W.]
To Have Someone Understand by fringeperson reviews
A young woman dreamed of adventure, of a life outside the social norms for a woman of her position. A gypsy longed for freedom from persecution, for a little kindness from the people around him. One day, on the streets of Paris, they met. Don't own. Clopelle, and a couple of others mentioned.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,879 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Belle, Clopin T. - Complete
MortalDOS by Aorta Heartless reviews
GLaDOS and the humans from Portal and Portal 2. M for non-descript smut.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
CoreDOS by Aorta Heartless reviews
GLaDOS and the Cores from Portal and Portal 2. M for non-descript smut.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons by Shadenight123 reviews
A dwarf cleric miscasts a miracle for some barrels of beer. Harry, age six, is chosen and taken to the Material Plane. Now at thirty-one, Archduke and powerful axe wielding warrior of might and magic, he finds with his fellow adventurers a mirror that acts like a portal and is connected to the veil. What world will he end up choosing in the end? D&D crossover. Adult Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P.
HaRRY Potter and Aperture Science by Ignorant.Conundrum reviews
When Harry Potter is left with the Dursleys, his name is written into Vernon computer. Meanwhile, a certain Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System is searching the globe for any trace of the children of Caroline, two girls who were put up for adoption after their mother's disappearance in 1987. Their names are now Lily Potter and Petunia Dursley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P.
In Control by Aorta Heartless reviews
GLaDOS falls and Chell takes control.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2013
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 5,013 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Library of Crazy by Canticles reviews
12 years ago, across the Atlantic Ocean, a 17 year old boy defeated the greatest Dark Lord in the history of the Wizarding World. In the present day, none of that matters to Claudia Donovan. After all, she's finally becoming a Warehouse agent. But then Mrs. Frederic tells her that there's something she needs to see...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Claudia D.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Aorta Heartless reviews
GLaDOS plus boredom plus a Sci-Fi book equals Android Sheep
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - GLaDOS - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 275 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
The Witch of the Wandering Wood by Alithea reviews
Once Upon a Time there was a prince who ventured into the Wandering Woods. Set after the movie, is dark AUish. Twisted Princesses.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
The True Horror of Konoha (origenal) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto. WARNING, this fic is being rewritten and will no longer be updated, see story list for new vertio
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Who Rule Over Dragons by ShadowWolf Zero reviews
Everyone has their heroes whether fictional or real. But what happens when Naruto meets one of his heroes and discovers that one of his most cherished tales is less of a fantasy story and more of a legend. Slight Naruto and Legend of Dragoons Crossover. Pairing is NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A crazy idea that might just work by IveGotNoIdea reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Coded Message? by Half Baked Cat reviews
It started off so simply. Then people tried to figure out what happened. [Ficlet file]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sheer Cold by fatescanner reviews
A hunter returns home along the snowy Route 217, only to find out he's being stalked by a supernatural presence in the depths of Acuity Forest, and the hunter finds out that some secrets can never truly be buried...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Froslass/Yukimenoko
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 589 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
When Two Maelstroms Collide by zerohour20xx reviews
Forced into another reality with no way back and no reason to return, Naruto finds himself in a world where he was never born and was instead born as a girl with the looks of Kushina and the personality of Minato. What will ensue when the two meet and will the world be able to handle the two existing? NarutoxNaruko pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 482 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Home Early by Hyaci reviews
Divorce proceedings with Ron inevitably lead to confessions to a certain green-eyed boy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cleanup Crew by Chris7221 reviews
Keeping the Stargate program secret is a nearly impossible task. Thousands of people are involved at various levels of the program, from the leader of SG-1 to the janitor that cleans the toilets of the SGC. Sometimes there are loose ends that must be severed. His job is to deal with those loose ends. TWOSHOT - new epilogue chapter!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
There is Always Up by Lasko reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT:Twelve years after agreeing to be apart of the Avengers Initiative, the Wizarding World deems Harry a threat to the public and is out for his blood. While sight-seeing in the Muggle world and in hiding from the Ministry, Harry is contacted by Romanov with a crisis at hand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Multipurpose Hair by Lucillia reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raditz
Konoha's Retribution by Bonesboy15 reviews
AD/AU. At a young age, Naruto committed a horrible act, causing him to be sent to Konoha's Asylum for the Insane. A few years later on a routine check-up, he broke out. Now on the run, Naruto must do two things: Protect the Will of Fire and get revenge on those that wronged him. Now a oneshot idea up for grabs.
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 239 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Naruto U., Bane - Complete
The Hero's Brother by Kyuubi666 reviews
On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, Kushina gave birth to a pair of twins. Minato survived the Shiki Fuujin with the Kyuubi sealed inside Jin, who is proclaimed a hero. However, Naruto grows up neglected and alone. Minato Bashing! Dark Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,308 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Ninja Saiyan by the light scribbler reviews
Naruto is being chased by a mob of angry drunk villagers and finds a saiyan space pod and becomes a saiyan nuff said.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Shenron, Naruto U.
Voldemort's Fate by Mrs. Vega reviews
Voldemort was killed in the final battle, right? Wrong! His actual fate was much worse! A series in drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Tom R. Jr.
A Fox in Wonderland by James Young reviews
Naruto is considered insane in London because he talks about the Elemental Nations. He's lost and confused, but gets taken to Rutledge Asylum where he meets an insane Alice Liddell. Wait, what's this about an evil taking over Wonderland? Being rewritten.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Alice, Naruto U.
Chances by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
The world is full of chances. You just need to know when to take yours and Harry is decided to take all of them! H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Seal Master by King of the Void reviews
Kyubi waited until Madara was right in front of him to agree to help Naruto, but what if he had agreed to help from the beginning? Naru/Hina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,198 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tricks of the Trade, Rewritten by sprinter1988 reviews
Ash was once offered a trade for his Tauros which he refused. However, he owns thirty of the things. What happens when he trades away his twenty-nine extras? A rewrite of EP146: Tricks of the Trade.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Say My Name by CrescentMelody reviews
Name have power. To speak a being true name will unleash the key to escape Fate's control. This is the untold legend that Naruto made his own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,652 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U.
To Give Back What He Borrowed by marietsy2 reviews
What if Harry Potter didn't want to be the Master of Death? What would he do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi Overlord by phantom00 reviews
Chased out of Konoha when they were kids now they have returned to Konoha to have their revenge. Nartuo x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
Enslavement by Leaprechaun1 reviews
Losing a bet, Ino is forced to be Naruto's slave for a week. Takes place right after the Mizuki incident and he learns the Shadow Clone Jutsu. ADULTS ONLY! RATED FOR A REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Army of Nine by Kiiam reviews
Naruto, Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito, Gaara. Nine hosts, nine demons. One of the nine decides to bring all the jinchuriki together. What would it have been like if the Jinchuriki had been there to look out for one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,178 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Rise To Power by Dragon6 reviews
Banished, Naruto is alone. He must now do things on his own and survive. He must grow stronger and prepare himself for his emenies. He will go through pain on an un-imaginable scale but he will grow pass them and protect all that is pericous to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Too Late by nigerutmea anima reviews
Snape confronts Bellatrix after the Potters are murdered; rated for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 269 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Homemaking Dilemma by Romantic Silence reviews
After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Methodology by gibbousmoons reviews
A series of events Aku won't ever talk about has left him in Halkegania. Though greatly diminished, don't mistake a sense of style and timing for a lack off ill will on his part- or his daughters'. Not just another alternate familiar fic. Don't expect things not to change.
Crossover - Samurai Jack & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Aku, Louise
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
NU: Dark Lord Plus by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Dark/Naru, Naru/Harem. An NU: Dark-Lord Rewrite, with new ideas added to the mix. SUM: Found and saved from death by Gnarl, Naruto and his minions must now gather the Dark-Races together to combat the ruthless Betrayer. And Evil always finds a way...
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 276,578 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Will of Fire by Narutard180 reviews
Harry found Naruto manga at a young age. Crossover w/ Naruto kinda
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
HTV: The Hidden Tail Village by ViresAdLegatum reviews
Sanctuary. That was the objective. That was the promise. "Was" is in the past now. Now, it's a reality. Sanctuary for the hated. Sanctuary for the lost. This... This is the Hidden Tail Village. The last stand against the hatred of Jinchuuriki. The place where demons can sleep. The place where even monsters can live normally. Set two years after the 4th SWW. Lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,444 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Yugito N., Fū
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Forgivness by Faust VII reviews
"Forgive me for my sins and the blood on my hands." Sasuke bowed. Character Death. Mourning. Forgiveness. Sad little Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Wonderland of Dr Bumby by Aorta Heartless reviews
In which Alice Brings Dr. Bumby into Wonderland
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Alice - Complete
Harry Potter and the Snow White Queen by Vanex reviews
After being convicted of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is sent to Azkaban. An incident happens while he is there, that signals the return of the Snow White Queen, who then frees Harry. Just what does she have planned for Harry? And what will this mean for the fight against Voldemort? Warning: Dumbledore/Weasley/Hermione Bashing. Main Pairing: Harry x Gwen (Hedwig) Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Shattered by Time by phoenixyfriend reviews
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty-Dumpty found himself locked up by two insane dictators in a world that didn't really exist, had his mind shattered, and went back in time to try and save everyone. Wait... no, sorry. That wasn't Humpty-Dumpty. That was Hatake Kakashi, last free person under the Eternal Tsukuyomi. Time-Travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
The First Storm by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] [Naruto U., Kin T.] - Complete
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Momma's Little Marshmallows by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS gets emotional sending her little marshmallows off to their first day of kindergarten. WARNING: Contains Mr Chubby Beak in a beret. Don't laugh. He's delicate like that.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - GLaDOS
Will of the Green Flame by TomBAuthor93 reviews
While waiting for Mizuki, Naruto discovers an acient relic in the forbidden scroll. Next thing he knows, he's now the defender of his sector of the universe alongside an alien girl his age along with a green light as a weapon. Naruto/Arisia. AU. R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,717 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U.
The Legendary Three by Lady Kale reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tom's Trick by Annanas23 reviews
A One Shot looking at what could have been if Voldemort really was a smart, cunning, ruthless and determined to reform the wizardign world, as was suggested by his school boy self. A rather different take on Halloween 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Reunion in the Water Capital by Birdboy reviews
A discussion about love lives leads to Ash to return to Alto Mare and a joyous reunion with Latias. Altoshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias - Complete
Promise by Feral Smile reviews
Naruto never breaks his promises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Doing it in the Slytherin Way by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Reuploaded as the previous one dissapeared. The Tournament with Harry with a Slytherin Personality. H/Hr. Ron/Gin/Dumbles Bashing. Grammar Checked!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,710 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 606,845 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gateway to the Soul by ncpfan reviews
She hated him at first, and was content to ignore him, just like the rest. Come and witness an amazing journey that began with a single moment of eye-contact. Watch as their mutual journey together becomes a love story for the ages! Naruto/Tsubaki - parent from very beginning of manga/anime, not Mizuki's girlfriend - FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,466 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Soul of the Warrior by Fan of Fanfics reviews
His home lost forever, Naruto finds solace in dueling, appealing to his warrior's spirit. But he's soon to learn that the game, like life, is not to be taken lightly.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 224 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Anzu M., Naruto U.
First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Chosen One by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P.
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Weapon of Mass Destruction by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
It could also be titled: 'How to make a revolution with an Uzi, a Rocket Launcher and a Kalashnikov for dummies'. Au of fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Expected Circumstances by Ihateheroes reviews
It is said that common sense is the genius of humanity. What if Naruto followed his common sense? Mizuki you idiot, Sandaime you idiot, Yondaime you idiot. Konoha you bunch of idiots. You all just lost a valuable shinobi in Uzumaki Naruto and will certainly live to regret it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 262 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
The Overlord who Conquered all by Marsile reviews
THis is about an Overlord who went where no other Overlord has ever before
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Omake by King of the Void reviews
Just some plot bunnies I had to write.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011
Metal Nin by Firedamaged reviews
Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U.
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How It Ends by Faust VII reviews
Kakashi considered the corpses littering Konoha's street, among them everyone he knew but for one person. And finally, he heard Naruto's laugh ring in his ears. Dark Naruto Oneshot. Formerly 'Love You', now revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
What Matters by Lazuardi reviews
Nothing ever matter to The Great Kyuubi no Kitsune. Nothing except Uzumaki Naruto. Time Travel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Hope for Something More by Sora Hoshi reviews
A disillusioned Harry who's now hunted by the press in both the muggle and magical world is invited to Jurassic Park. He arrives and almost immediately he realizes something is different. This is his story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cleaning the Wizarding World by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
After the war, the WW hasn't changed and the Pureblood Families still control it. Harry and his friends make a plan to make them lose it. Based loosely on 'The Long Walk' of Stephen King. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
The Watchman by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
YAHF. Xander wore a special costume no one could identify that night. No one knew what he did, and he claimed he didn't remember. But when he got angry, his eyes glowed... gold. I own nothing save my plot ideas.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Xander H., Sentry/Robert R.
Technicalities by HelKat reviews
Ninja's technology had to come from somewhere, even it was the very distant past. Because they weren't the ones who created it, they obviously couldn't be familiar with everything. How disastrous could it be if Naruto was raised by someone who was?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Naruto U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 6,188 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Homecoming by Lucillia reviews
He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Against The Future by Kaos and Magnus reviews
Magnus fic. I've seen a great hero rise and fall, I've seen him suffer injustice all his life, I've seen the future, and I can't stand it anymore, I'll break the rules, I'll change everything, my name is Sadamitsu Hoshichushi, and this is my story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pet Trainer by shadyboy reviews
Battling is easy. He just couldn't see why Pokemon trainers were so easy to beat. The new world was nothing, but a walk through a park.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,765 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Naruto U.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the rise of the Shadows by Yggdrasil299 reviews
Harry Potter and his twin Luke Potter were attacked by the Dark Lord. Lily and James are still alive. Abused Harry. Wrong BWL! ABANDONED! IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT THIS STORY, CONTACT ME!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wandering Maelstrom by Vanex reviews
Naruto's family returns to Konoha only to betray him and kill him. But, Naruto undergoes a regeneration. In his new form, he wanders the world, helping people. Full summary on profile. Konoha Bashing. Namikaze Bashing, kind of. Main Pairing: Naruto x Sora 'OC'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 4,987 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Removing Dudley From the Equation by Luiz4200 reviews
If Vernon and Petunia Dursley had no child of their own by the time Harry was left with them, how would it affect the way they'd treat Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,218 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
How Naruto Beat Orochimaru by sheltie reviews
This follows my other How Naruto Beat stories. This time Orochimaru faces off against our favorite sun kissed blond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jealous Of A Mermaid by GlitteringClouds reviews
The Love Triangle between a pirate, a mermaid and of course, the genuine hero, Jake. Off camera was a different story. "Why doesn't he like me Cubby? What's so great about Marina?" Izzy/Cubby, Jake/Marina. COMPLETE
Jake and the Never Land Pirates - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Jake, Izzy, Cubby - Complete
Why? by morgan allayne reviews
Why would ninjas raise their kids to be ninjas? Killers and liars and theives?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Mechanical Tenticalities by BlackRain88 reviews
One-Shot. GLaDOS decides she wants to run some new "tests" on Chell. Warnings: Bondage, Dub-con, ChellDOS, CHASSIS! GLaDOS, PWP Pervertedness, bit of pain involved.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Going My Way by Zodiac-Aries reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's two younger sisters, causing a wedge to be driven between his family and himself for unknown reasons. Now watch as Naruto makes a name for himself going his own way. Smart!Older!Naruto Alive Parents! Minato Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,111 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U.
It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
A Year in the Office of Albus Dumbledore by nicnac918 reviews
Sequel to The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee. Harry's first year at Hogwarts as told by a series of ten meetings in Dumbledore's office over the course of ten months.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Heresy by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,658 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Harry Potter the Wizard Acromantula by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HBP-AU Not a Marvel Crossover...yet. Harry Potter has just received a great power and now he finds himself bearing a greater responsibility to use that power for good. But before that, he has to learn how to use it. Sequel to "Mark of the Acromantula"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Cue by Love For Losses reviews
Being a low multiple of a power of two, 384 occurs often in the field of computing. For example the digest length of the secure hash function SHA-384, the screen resolution of Virtual Boy is 384x224, MP3 Audio layer 1 encoding is 384 kibps, in 3G phones the WAN implementation of CDMA is up to 384 kbit/s. Wikipedia
Crossover - Minesweeper & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012
Aura Warrior: Champion of Arceus by Namikaze09 reviews
Knowing that her late husband's wish for Naruto to be seen as a hero would not be honored after an assassination attempt on their newborn son, Kushina uses a forbidden time/space jutsu that'll send her and Naruto to a world where creatures called pokemon possess supernatural abilities beyod that of a ninja and will begin their new life in Pallet Town. Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Lucario, Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,701 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Konoha's Ace of Knaves by Fan of Fanfics reviews
At age five, Naruto is left for dead in a barrel of wastes from a Chemical and poison factory that supplies poisons for Shinobi. When he gets out, he gets a new outlook on life, and a new look all together. Slight Crossover with DC universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
1001 Ways to take an Golden Egg from a Dragon by freakyfinger reviews
A series of OneShot ideas on how Harry beat the first task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Desperate Times by freakyfinger reviews
6th year AU. Harry knows that Malfoy is up to something, but Dumbledore won't do anything about it! What is it they say about desperate times?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saturn by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Twelve years after the Dark Lord's victory, Draco Malfoy finds his position eroding in the new Britain as trials of accused traitors begin. Rated M for implications more than anything explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Exit Materia by LunaStorm reviews
In which Harry is propelled into a world where magic is trapped in baubles, monsters scavenge among rubbish and the Planet bleeds to make fighters stronger, but friendship, at least, is still friendship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,205 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Cloud S.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A True Cosmic Horror Pokémon by Casey W reviews
When Ash Ketchum is afraid of something, fair to say he has a pretty good reason.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
True monster by Yellow prince reviews
Born from streetwoman's womb, and Kyuubi's power sealed into him, Naruto's entrusted to ROOT under secrecy while everyone's thinking Minami, Minato and Kushina's daughter, as a hero. Full summary inside. Yondaime family alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Amaru
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 10,434 - Follows: 9,864 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Deadpool meets The Joker by Captain Omnitron reviews
What happens when Marvel's Merc with the Mouth meets DC's Clown Prince of Crime? Find out here!
Crossover - Batman & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/15/2012 - The Joker, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Collar by Silent Magi reviews
In Konoha there is only one rule that you have to know... Dominate or be dominated. Naruto Uzumaki is a young master starting out on his journey into a world where a collar and leash are stronger than any jutsu. Rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U.
End Redemption by Nazran reviews
Redemption. For one such as Bellatrix Lestrange it is not wanted, not considered, for one so immersed into madness and the Dark Arts. Yet in the darkness of a prison, she finds her savior, her atonement and finally perhaps a peace to release her from the bindings of servitude. The one to gift her with such a boon? No one that she would ever suspect―Potter. Oneshot. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Portal To Adventure by Drunken Hellbunny reviews
Finn is not the last human.
Crossover - Portal & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Chell, Finn
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Laryna6 reviews
The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Gendo I. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea II Piracy in Scotland by Older than Time reviews
A continuation of Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl, a HP/PotC Crossover. Harry Sparrow has now been sorted and will began his own adventure, mayhem sure to follow. Will Hogwarts survive a future Pirate Lord? [Up For Adoption]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Left ARM of God by RealmOfEmptiness reviews
"Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar!" Let's give her exactly what she asked, okay?
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Zeruel, Louise
How Naruto Beat Sasuke by sheltie reviews
Another humorous piece. Sasuke is on his way to destroy the Leaf village and Naruto stops him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Neji by sheltie reviews
A small piece of humor of Naruto beating Neji in the Chunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
What If? by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto has failed in the first retrieval attempt of Sasuke, and in the process been abandoned by the people who he thought loved him the most. Turning his back on his home, Naruto discovers new friends/enemies that will change him...NaruXharem.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,319 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Time by maverick9871 reviews
There comes a time in everyone's life where they decide that it's ME TIME. Well Here's Harry and it's Harry Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P.
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 220 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Awakened Seer by fatesmask reviews
He was just a little boy. A little boy of eight years old that detests his own family. Wrong BWL story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P.
The Ultimate Jinchūriki by Jackiely reviews
Naruto, saddened by the all the hate directed at him, becomes depressed. Forced to survive, Dark Naruto comforts him and the Nine-Tails becomes his mentor. Read the full summary inside. Naru/Fem Haku/Fu/Hina Fem Kyuubi Future Lemons. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
V Rank by Serephy reviews
Enemies use multiple means, not limited to combat, to catch a shinobi off guard. Sexual advances and seduction have been among those methods. A ninja must be able to remain focused should such an event occur. This V-rank mission is simply Konoha's way of making sure all of-age shinobi are not only comfortable, but have a certain degree of sexual experience. NaruSasuSaku, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Inside the Konoha Library by Carumati reviews
A library of Naruto one-shot ideas and plots. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When a Phoenix Interferes by WizardsGirl reviews
A ten-year-old Harry Potter is sent to the pokemon world by none other than Fawkes! How will the boy take it? Will he fight and strive to become the best? Or will he fall and be forgotton? ...Wait, there's a third choice? R&R
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,823 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry in Wonderland by Lionheart789 reviews
Two days after Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place, he starts quoting Alice in Wonderland. One-Shot. Funny. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Badger Lord by Selonianth reviews
What if Harry had a friend when he was younger and hadn't been so alone? Hufflepuff!Harry Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Helga H.
The Heir of the Throne by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto not only finds out that his father was the 4th Hokage but his mother is from a royal house. Now he finds himself the only heir to the throne with an army of female ninjas behind him. NarutoXHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,718 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U.
Of Time Lords and White Lantern Rings by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Or why things might have gone a bit more quickly in 'Blackest Night' if the Doctor had got involved. Apocalypse? End of all life? The Doctor's een there, done that, committed the necessary multiple genocide. Short, unbeta'd, written in less than 20 minutes and very daft. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Angry Outbursts by Lionheart789 reviews
What if the order heard Harry's shouts that night in Grimmauld Place? What if Harry not only shouted at Ron and Hermione, but also put Mrs Black in her place? What would the order's reaction be? One-Shot. Funny. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Knows Lonely by morgan allayne reviews
Does Inari really know what its like to be lonely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Number 2254 by Hectopascal reviews
Naruto can make a hundred clones in a second and have them disappear just as quickly. Did no one ever wonder what happened to them?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Life and Lies of a Megalomaniac by Hectopascal reviews
The sad fact about being the future ruler of the world was that, in the present, everybody and everything wanted to see you fail. On the other hand, if you succeeded, they all died in terrible ways. Hard choice, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Obito U./Tobi
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Balloon Shinobi by Captain Omnitron reviews
When having a water balloon fight, never let Naruto Uzumaki get involved. Stupidity is bound to ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
One of Them by whitetigerwolf reviews
The reason why the Spinosaurus wasn't on InGen's list or in the Lost World, even though Isla Sorna is the island in both The Lost World and Jurassic Park III. One-Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A bang in the white room by Dinner reviews
Know those Harry Potter stories in which Harry gets so depressed he tries to take his own life? Well in this one something truly amazing happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Soul of the world by Froggy-slice reviews
Azeroth...it is more than just a name for a planet. It is more than justa title for a world. Elune knows this more than anyone for she was there when the titans locked him away. Now the question remains, How does one recruit the world itself for a war?
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U.
The Jedi of Hogwarts, They Are! by Traban16 reviews
It all started with a simple hearing for his use of magic, so how in the HELL did it all end with him being banished from his own universe? As Yoda once told him: "Make do, with what one has, one must." Yeah, right... Stupid little green house-elf...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,806 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P.
The Winds of Change by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Hero and tyrant. Slave and God. He has been all this and more. Where he walks, the winds of change blow. This is the legend of Uzumaki Naruto, the man who took the world by storm and remade it in his image.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escape from Poketure by fidofia reviews
When Wheatley falls through a black-hole, he finds himself in an alternate universe full of Pokemon. He lands in an underground facility called Poketure and finds a 14 year old girl called Chell and a construct called PLaDOS.
Crossover - Pokémon & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Wheatley
Requiem of the Fallen by ZariGS reviews
Naruto died at the age of five, killed in his sleep by one of the people supposed to be guarding him from attacks. When he's given a second chance at life, however, he chooses not to take it. Watch as chaos ensues in the god realms from his decision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 7,611 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14692 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 6,825 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Mischief Managed by HighValour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 392 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk? by our dancing days reviews
In some obscure way, Alice Longbottom attempts to figure it out. / alicefrank, hints of alicemadhatter. drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Alice L., Frank L.] [Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta] - Complete
Live Again by sick-atxxheart reviews
The moment when the Dursleys finally realize what Harry has gone through - and surprisingly, it helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A New Shredder Rises by grimandgrimmer reviews
Rated M for safety. Naruto hasn't been in the village for ten years. Konoha wants him back. However, they'll run into a couple of problems. The main problem is that he is now the Shredder. NarutoxKoyukixShizuka. Konoha bashing. Naruto/TMNT cross.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Scooby Doo and the Grimwood Girls by Blood Brandy reviews
After defeating the Witches Ghost, Shaggy and Scooby run into an old friend. A collaborative work.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo
Johnny Hero by Tatsurou-san reviews
Sissy is kidnapped by Zizrar, and Johnny rescues her. This is what happened inbetween, and what happened after. JohnnyXSissy.
Johnny Test - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Johnny T. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Changing Fate: Requiem by Regulus reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has lost. Everything and everyone he loved is dead. His only option now is to bet on a desperate gamble to send the two souls inhabiting his body back in time to merge with his past self in order to gain a second chance. Ch.6 up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Plants Vs Zombies: The Truth by Awesome Man 7777777 reviews
When one man's plants are eaten, he turns to the obvious solution: guns. PVZ is owned by Popcap, my OC is MINE.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
In For the Long Haul by GenkaiFan reviews
At the lowest point in his life Harry meets someone that's always willing to lend a hand.. AU Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Daniels and the Order of Shadows by blade625 reviews
Harry is the older twin brother of Christopher Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. After that Halloween, his parents forget about him in favor of Chris. After he overhears his parents talking about doing something terrible to him, he runs. He becomes Harry Daniels
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,041 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 528 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Forgotten Son by The Darkest Soul reviews
Born three years early, Harry's sister becomes the GWL. Forgotten and left in the care of the house elves, he starts reading and becomes powerful. It wasn't until he got his acceptance letter did they remember. SlytherinHarry possible incest and darkharry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
From the Shadows: One more step by Nicodemusshadow reviews
This is a plot bunny that I had while I was studying for a test, it is just a short piece about one more step Harry is making towards his independence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Security Problems by Soxman reviews
In the genre of "Who trains Naruto before the Chunin exam finals" there have been many characters used, but to this point, not one of the most prominent characters in the universe. So without further ado, Danzo trains Naruto. One-shot... for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Prank Gone Right? by VFSNAKE reviews
A prank by Naruto on Anko of all people starts a chain reaction of events that will make the boy a legend ahead of schedule. Starts with NarutoxAnko and will evolve into a harem. You've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,015 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
See It Coming by The Island Hopper reviews
Within a week I'd convinced Harley that we could build a life somewhere and no one would be any the wiser. It was all a joke to her; when Boss died, she didn't cry. She laughed.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Sleepless Monsters by fringeperson reviews
The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Self Testing Initiative by Pandora.Writing reviews
After barging in on a rather embarrassed Chell, GLaDOS learns that not all tests need to be completed by someone else. It just so happens that it's more fun when others do it for you. Contains ChellDOS and sexy things.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Sorcerer Ninja by Bio-Flame reviews
Naruto found a spell book when he was four. how will the Naruverse change because of this. NaruHinaharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Black Belt In Cables by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS thought she had it all figured out. But being a sexy beast was harder than she thought. Luckily, Chell was there to save the day. ChellDOS and bondage gone wrong.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Like a Boss by Pandora.Writing reviews
Chell decides to take over testing for the day after GLaDOS loses a bet. She finds, however, that gaining the reward is a lot harder than she expected. Contains ChellDOS, Kinkmeme/Tumblr Prompts and Dominant!Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Ninth by dart93 reviews
Released from his prison by a cult that worships him, Naruto takes Gotham by storm. Possible Harem. Crossover with Justice League and Teen Titans later. Dark Naruto but not totally evil and twisted
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,380 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter, Lord of Nothing by Traban16 reviews
In the short time after Voldemort's defeat at the infant hands of Harry Potter, Snape and fellow Death Eaters gather in front the Riddle house to find out what exactly happened. But what if Snape's grief-ridden mind gave him an idea like no other...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
What's He Doing This Time? by Lucillia reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Gods And Mortals by ARCEUS-master reviews
Being a god is hard and tiring, and Arceus knows that better than anyone, so he has finally decided to take some vacations. His temporary replacement? ... Well, ever wonder what Ash would do if he was god?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,487 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Arceus
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Darth Malleus reviews
It was just a simple act of kindness, but Mikoto Uchiha had no idea how that one simple act would turn out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 5,819 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
An Imperial Duty by Bob Regent reviews
Yet Another Halloween Fic, a darker night than usual for the two of the denizens of Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Xander H.
An Unknown Path by MegKF reviews
Xander comes home after helping to defeat the Judge and finds something unexpected. Xander's family is not who he thought. Chapters 1 and 2 are old, I just never posted this to FF before.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Xander H.
Miss Johnson's Toys by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS decides to do the languishing human population a favor by teaching them how to make more humans. However, she gets more than she bargained for when she discovers a particular name on her client list. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
A Memory of Wonderland by Sufferingzombie reviews
Alice Liddel and Lilly Potter were one and the same. Her son is connected to Wonderland through his blood and when the abuse from the Dursleys fires his blood, things will begin to change. Harry will meet the Dollmaker and fight for his own existence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 239 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Operation: FRAGMENT by Numbah702 reviews
Three years after decommissioning, the former members of Sector V unknowingly share a secret that could save the world.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,218 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010
From the Shadows by Nicodemusshadow reviews
Harry is in the Department of Mysteries, when he stops to ask Bellatrix a question. Why? The answers given reveal the mind of a tortured woman, and a plot is hatched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 7,486 - Follows: 1,591 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Endless Desire by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Hp/FMA crossover. Baby Harry Potter died that faithful Halloween night and appears before the Gate, sensing the childs inherent SIN, Truth sends him back with a little 'gift'. Greed!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry. M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Greed
Too Human by Archdruid-Sephiroth reviews
The 15th tried to understand us, but only brought more suffering. Now she is one of us, and by experiencing pain for herself struggles to understand us, but can perfect understanding ever be achieved? Shinji x Arael
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,051 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Shinji I., Arael
Stop Me If You've Heard This One by nicnac918 reviews
Buffy and Dean trade stories and find that some of them seem strangely familiar.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Buffy S., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter: An Education by Soxman reviews
"What is the most resilient parasite? An idea." On the whims of an idea, Harry Potter's world is forever changed. Thinking outside the box can lead into dangerous territory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,293 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadlast by FreshNerd reviews
During the sealing Naruto gains a power that changes him constantly. The laziest Naruto you'll find and the worst dead last in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Flame from the Underground by Shinigami Ace reviews
Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,716 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
Rise From the Shadow by vsizzel reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi's power into his daughter, while sealing the soul into his son Naruto. Neglected over his sister, Naruto grows up from the shadow. Alive Minato & Kushina. Really strong Naruto, Narutoxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
She Likes Bugs by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shino A. - Complete
Farblondzhet by Rin O' Gen reviews
Kakashi wasn't sure how he ended up in this world. But he did know that the only connection he had to his own world was the apartment he landed in, the book he found, and the angry woman that wants nothing to do with him. Aberration in reverse. KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kakashi H.
Evangelion: The Death God War by zidaneace reviews
Long after the destruction of Earth, in a distant part of the galaxy, Earth’s sole surviving human fights against the powers of the Death Gods and his own internal conflict. The scariest thing is he is more like them than he’d like to be!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Shinji I.
Strange Bedfellows by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quietly into the Night by JackOfBladesX reviews
Weeks before his second attempt at the Graduation Exam, Naruto Uzumaki manages to convince the Hokage into giving him an assassination mission. The target? The Kyuubi no Kitsune. The Demon Hunt is on. Abandoned/Oneshot/Complete...wutever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Phantomhobbitses reviews
No one really knows him, even if they think they do. Nine truths about the ninth jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 817 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reality Seer (Challenge) by Midnighter 13 reviews
Who can you trust? and why? a challenge for writers who hate the old, Dumbles is manipulitive but doesn't do anything storyline. HP/LL Dark! but not evil Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Divergent Path by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 191 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,194 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Not Even Death by Lucillia reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Famous Last Words by fringeperson reviews
The unassuming sentence that changes history and sets the world on its ear. No one knows what events may follow because of this action, not even the instigator. All the same, the world will turn. Complete. Drabble oneshot. Do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
In The End by PhantomWraith reviews
Nothing mattered to him any more. Everything eventually died away or fell apart in the end. It was the power of Time and Death working hard to keep the cycle of life and death rotating. They didn't plan for him, however...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Naruto U.
The Dungeon Books by MoonTiger5 reviews
AU. What if JK Rowling and Rudyard Kipling met for tea? Harry Potter is adopted by a very different family than the Dursleys, and faces his trials from an unexpected perspective. Slytherin!Harry. Spoilers for all 7 books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
If He Was a She by masruiiiik reviews
Fem!Dei -For one thing, if he was a girl, he would've still ripped his shirt off in his final moments. It's just that he wouldn't have had to blow himself up to win. Sasuke's perverted mind and his feminine assets would've done the job just fine. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Monster by Lady Salazar reviews
During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mysterious Feelings by moodyreindeer reviews
Izzy feel asleep one night on the beach. After a nightmare, Jake comes to resuce with some news for the girl. What news? Will she like this news? Will Izzy tell Jake about her dream?
Jake and the Never Land Pirates - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Jake, Izzy - Complete
Words That Start with M by thraxbaby reviews
* * * * SPOILERS! * * * * * This is a quick one-shot of what would have happened if Alice hadn't survived at the end of Alice: Madness Returns and her "replacement" had arrived.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Alice - Complete
Kitty by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Freddy's Fear: Freddy vs Alice by WolfRider21 reviews
Freddy finds himself battling the one thing that he can't scare: Alice Liddel. One-shot. Rated M for language and character rape.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Freddy K., Alice - Complete
So Close, Yet So Far by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
As Uzumaki Naruto steps into class, he wonders if there is something off about his classmates. It started when a red-haired girl screamed "I'm gonna be the first female Hokage!" and continued when another classmate said "Name's Namikaze Minato..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Witch Hunt by Devryn reviews
One-shot: Hermione Granger has an unfortunate accident with a time turner and finds herself in the company of Judge Claude Frollo in 15th century Paris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Claude F. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
In the Grass Outside Alph by Birdboy reviews
A ficlet about a young Falkner discovering a nest of Natu. Fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Falkner/Hayato - Complete
Demons! 4: The Hunt Continues! by Xilex90 reviews
The hunt for Talismans and Chi continue. Jamie learns that appearences can be decieving as a new player enters the game. and no it's not her father! Can Jamie handle the heat!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 49,268 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jackie C., Drago - Complete
Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition by zerohour20xx reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry believed that everything would take a turn for the better...but one night, everything changed and Harry is forced to live his life again only with a big twist, his life seems to have been turned into a video game. HP/harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P.
Clarisse McClellan: The Girl Who Was Different by Mrs. Vega reviews
A short one-shot I wrote in high school about the character Clarisse McClellan and her real life.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Conversation With A Dalek by Gaming Ikari reviews
Just how did the Eleventh Doctor get by the Dalek in the Big Bang? He certainly wasn't in any condition to run or hide from it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Master of the Spectrum by Intimidator1323 reviews
Naruto has been betrayed by nearly everyone he trusted. As he is executed, a group of powerful beings somehow end up inside the seal. Now Naruto is reborn with the powers of the Emotional Spectrum. It's time for the Elemental Nations to FEEL something!
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard's Lantern by Theta 'Krypto' Nigma reviews
Harry Potter is walking around Privet Drive in his summer before 5th year when he discovers the dying Abin Sur and becomes a Green Lantern. Harry/Luna. Update coming soon, however if someone is interested in adopted this story I might think about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
The Devil's Story by Faust VII reviews
Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dobby's Legacy by Midnighter 13 reviews
When Dobby died a Free Elf, and Kreacher led the Elves at Hogwarts, it marked the begining of a new era. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Dobby, Kreacher - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 439 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Kage no Oni by PhantomWraith reviews
They feared him for something he couldn't control. Then SHE appeared. She saved him. She helped him. Now, he will give the humans something true to fear. The hive shall once again resurface. The rise of the Demon of Shadows and his hive is at hand.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Five Cellmates of Azkaban by nigerutmea anima reviews
Bellatrix's encounter with five cellmates of Azkaban; One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Things you see in a trashcan by baby.turtle.cute reviews
Graverobber takes Shilo to meet and old and unsual friend. The things you see in a trashcan. Written for my friend and beta reader.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Graverobber - Complete
Dreaming of Konoha by Silent Magi reviews
A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Knows by DoctorDan reviews
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Harry knows. Dumbledore dropped Harry off on the Dursley's doorstep, but Doctor Johnathan Crane was watching. Just a series of drabbles about a truly Evil Harry. HHr pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Trend by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Reflections on Potatoes by Mystic 777 reviews
Chell hurries through the Enrichment Center, not because she fears the imminent meltdown, but to escape her own thoughts.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Catharsis by Bil reviews
Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Such Thing by fringeperson reviews
There's a reason for Kaiba Seto always telling Yugi and the others that there's no such thing as magic. Oneshot drabble. Complete. A Harry-is-Seto story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., S. Kaiba - Complete
Ikari Lee: The Green Beast by Kaos and Magnus reviews
Magnus fic. Ikari Shinji was dumped at the age of 3, Rock Lee was an orphan found at the age of 3, coincidence?, I think not, let's see how Lee will deal after finding that his true name is Shinji!. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,830 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Time To Get Professional Help by LunaStorm reviews
How was he supposed to find – let alone get his hands on – three legendary Artefacts, hidden by a fearsome Dark Lord, under heavy protections, in the most secure places in the wizarding world?... He couldn't. Perhaps it was time to seek professional help.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Thief Bakura - Complete
Trademark Infringement by ncfan reviews
Kakashi finds himself deeply disappointed when the world doesn't end on schedule.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by PianoxForte reviews
This is how Trunks was concieved... seriously
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Sole Survivor by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tales of the Red Lantern Corps: Tora by Time-Warlock reviews
A side-story to Let There be Light! A second Red Lantern ring enters the Naruto universe, and picks another being that has been wronged in life. And thus the War of Light escalates, and heralds the coming of the Blackest Night.
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Tora
Strange Likenesses by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Results by crazy hamster of doom reviews
What would have happened if Harry reacted to being raised abusively by being violent himself? What would happen if he met and defended a bushy, brown haired girl? Both influencing the worst in each other, what would be the outcome? H/Hr R&R Under rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,844 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dealing with Disappointment by scriviner reviews
Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Jinchuuriki No More by Angles of Death reviews
Naruto makes a huge mistake, as he accidentally frees the Kyuubi, and ceases to be a Jinchuuriki. Naruto/femKyuubi done right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Simple Logic by ocean's pebble reviews
A week after Harry Potter has been sorted into Slytherin, he brings a new and enlightened viewpoint to House.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Midnight Weary by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Pretty magical, indeed! by LunaStorm reviews
Little, silly OMAKE for digisammiegirl's "Magical Secrets At Sea"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/6/2011
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Lines Drawn in Blood by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Monster Inside by Faust VII reviews
He knew first, then her, then them. And he laughs and laughs, and laughs. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 1,636 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Armour by Determamfidd reviews
The Doctor always needs a wall, a shell between himself and the universe. The Doctor always needs something to hide behind. Usually, he hides behind himself. Character study in 11 shots.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Dirge Without Music by Determamfidd reviews
Inspired by the Edna St Vincent Millay poem of the same name. What did the perceived loss of Jenny really do to the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Screw the Magical World by monbade reviews
Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 201 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Obito Uchiha the Great by FreshNerd reviews
What if Kakashi was crushed under the boulder instead of Obito. What would Konoha be with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Torune
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by gaylarain reviews
Summary: Mizuki tricks Naruto a year earlier and Iruka is inspired to make a few experimental changes to the last year at the Academy. The butterfly effect ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Got Milk? by spottyslope reviews
What if the milkman visited Privet Drive before Petunia woke up? What if he took Harry away and adopted him? What if Harry grew up with a family that loved him? Eventual Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Choices Made by gaylarain reviews
I will be posting Mini-fic reward fills here. First fill - Naruto both is, and is not what he seems.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's sorting Oneshot by Midnighter 13 reviews
we never did see how Luna ended up in Ravenclaw. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Luna L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Balance of Nature by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry discovers the "Power the Dark Lord knows not" it's not love, or knowledge, it's not hate or skill, it's not a magical ability, it is balance. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Murder by Bytes by Kayasuri-n reviews
Don't try filing a false police report. Neither Detective Brenda Johnson, nor Officer Vahan Mewtwo Smith appreciate it. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mewtwo - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4751 - Favs: 9,954 - Follows: 11,442 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto: 893 by dart93 reviews
Naruto quits after the forbidden scroll incident. Leaving the village, he rises to power not as Lord Hokage, but as Lord Chairmen, head of the Black Rose Corporation where he dosen't need to relay on Chakra, only the power of money although chakra helps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,175 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U.
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 190 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 8,041 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Time Travel by fringeperson reviews
ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. There are some things that you can change when you go back in time. There are some things that have to happen regardless. He just tries to not think about the paradoxes that he's creating, it would only give him a migrane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8491 - Favs: 10,116 - Follows: 7,607 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Like A Shadow by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Death follows shinobi like a shadow, haunting some more than others, but haunting all the same. And they all have their ways of coping. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Lee R. - Complete
God Of War: The New Beginning by bunji the wolf reviews
Every legend has a hero through death may that hero be reborn as anew. NarutoXTayuya, Naruto/God Of War Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,191 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Just Another Nancy Boy? by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Absence by Lucillia reviews
A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Goku - Complete
Daddy by RedHal reviews
Got the idea from Willowed Moon's 'Daddy, I mean Danny'. Dani's back in Amity and, partically due to a fever, slips up when talking to Danny. And it's not helping that she's at a vulnerable age where without a parent, there's a risk of a Dark Dani.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
The Akatsuki: A heart for Mother Nature! by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
Because in some twisted, strange ways, they were all related to the nature, be it animals or plants. Mother Nature blessed them all in her own special way...though sometimes, it were mere memories or the relations were accidents...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
All Black by Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo reviews
Shut up. shut up! I am NOT an orphan. I am NOT alone. And I DO have a family! They may not like yours but they love me and I them. Now Feel our wrath. Art of Summoning!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,527 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Missing by potter8668 reviews
Harry is thrown back in time. There he learns magic and the ways of a knight before returning to his own time. Just a short story that I wrote some time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 345 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 407 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 905 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Final Trick by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Little Hints by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,100 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Up To Here by Yanagi-wa reviews
Xander is tired of not being able to find anything, sleep or eat. Slayer Central is not is idea of fun. So he leaves.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry and the Staff of Aeons by ZeroRevolution reviews
Harry has been neglected by his family and ignored. He has been spending his time reading and learning about magic. He even constructed his own wand/staff. After learning he has been disowned, Harry learns of new titles and plans vengeance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: The Big Bang by Alastair999 reviews
What would happen if, instead of the usual kunai and shuriken, Kyuubi helped Naruto craft a weapon that had been forgotten to the world. Watch as Naruto holds the world at gunpoint "Say hello to my little friend" Rated for language and maybe other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dear Dark Lord by Mihra-Attar reviews
Harry's bored and at the Dursley's. Drabble. Letter-fic. NOW RATED M! HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 6,911 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 270 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rise of the ScienceNin by uo-chou reviews
Sarutobi doesn't know what to do with Naruto after Minato's sacrifice. With a vocal minority calling for the child's death, he sends the boy to be raised by an old friend from Snow Country. Chakra Armor, Technology, and an unstoppable Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008
All's Fair by Yayfully Free reviews
Sometimes love is a little less on the legal side of the law... Jeremy/Aelita
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 4,355 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Philosophy of a Ninja by Larry Huss reviews
An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7979 - Favs: 14,621 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Illaria by Lady Salazar reviews
Harry Potter and his maternal grandfather were very alike. Pity they weren't actually related. Henry Evans meets the mother of his second child. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
The Sixth by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. A meeting is held for the naming of the Sixth Hokage; it isn't going well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Why digimon have no revolutions by Birdboy reviews
"The digidestined had twice saved the digital world. Two years later, the Otamamon and Gekomon sometimes wondered if it was anything worth saving." A ficlet about the internal politics of the digital world.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Otamamon, Gekomon - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Exchange of Favors by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
For the Planet by Adrian Tullberg reviews
When supervillians go green ...
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 643 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Reaver Legacy by gloamglozer3 reviews
when Dumbledore left harry on the doorstep, harry's coin of fate was tossed, landing on one side he would defeat voldemort and be the pillar of goodness, on the other he would destroy voldemort and replace him, but suppose the coin landed on it's edge?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P.
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete