Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
How the hell do you work this thing?
Erhm, well, let's see what I can tell you about myself, hmm?
I like food, music, reading, shiny things,anything sappy/romantic, and 90's boy bands. And writing things that I never finish.
I'm a walking conundrum, and I don't even understand myself sometimes either. I don't really think I'm a kind person, but everyone seems to say differently. And maybe, someday, I'll be able to see what they see in me, that makes me so damn special to them. :
I talk a lot, and can usually be found around gay people, weird people, normal people, animals, hobo's and drag queens, with my nose buried in a book, yaoi, or writing. I can also be practically always found listening to music.
I use the phrases "That's what she said" and "Your Mom" on a healthy, and daily basis.
I am known as: Nessa, Neptune, Italy and Roxas.
I am the other white meat. I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout. I'm a pinky promise to be your best and most loyal friend.
. . .Got it memorized? Good.
To error is human.
THINGS ABOUT ME.
Name: JUST CALL ME, DADDY! 8D I mean, uh, call me Neptune. ._.'
Age: None of your God damn business! D8
Height: . . . don't make me castrate you with a spoon. >8I
Gender: I'm a Vanessa. OF THE VANESSA VARIETY.
Sexuality: Well Oprah, much like Haruhi, I don't think gender matters when it comes to matters of the heart. BUT I'M JUST A SAPPY ROMANTIC THAT WAY. So sue me.
Likes: Axel, rainbows, puppies, laughing manically, The Nanny, George Lopez, Family Guy, THINGS. And STUFF. Tch, I don't gots the timez to be listin' all the stuff that I like. I gots to get me some ice. Ya hurd, home skillet biscuit? :B Yep. I speak me some fresh ebonics, G. o 3o
Dislikes: Colds, jackasses, standing in check-out lines, Dr. Phil, THE MONSTER THAT'S HIDING IN MY CLOSET, uhhh, rainbows, long walks on the beach, eHarmony, racists. Ya know. THE USUAL.
HEY. YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY DA. Yeah. That would make my heart feel super happy! :DD
AND MY TUMBLR: fabulousprincegumball.tumblr.com
OH. AND LIKE, YEAH. Thanks for reading my stuff. :3
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