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Joined 11-29-08, id: 1755843, Profile Updated: 11-15-11
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

How the hell do you work this thing?


Erhm, well, let's see what I can tell you about myself, hmm?

I like food, music, reading, shiny things,anything sappy/romantic, and 90's boy bands. And writing things that I never finish.
I do not think very highly of myself, seeing as I don't really like myself all that much anyway.

I'm a walking conundrum, and I don't even understand myself sometimes either. I don't really think I'm a kind person, but everyone seems to say differently. And maybe, someday, I'll be able to see what they see in me, that makes me so damn special to them. :

I talk a lot, and can usually be found around gay people, weird people, normal people, animals, hobo's and drag queens, with my nose buried in a book, yaoi, or writing. I can also be practically always found listening to music.

I use the phrases "That's what she said" and "Your Mom" on a healthy, and daily basis.

I am known as: Nessa, Neptune, Italy and Roxas.

I am the other white meat. I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout. I'm a pinky promise to be your best and most loyal friend.

. . .Got it memorized? Good.

To error is human.


THINGS ABOUT ME.

Name: JUST CALL ME, DADDY! 8D I mean, uh, call me Neptune. ._.'

Age: None of your God damn business! D8

Height: . . . don't make me castrate you with a spoon. >8I

Gender: I'm a Vanessa. OF THE VANESSA VARIETY.

Sexuality: Well Oprah, much like Haruhi, I don't think gender matters when it comes to matters of the heart. BUT I'M JUST A SAPPY ROMANTIC THAT WAY. So sue me.

Likes: Axel, rainbows, puppies, laughing manically, The Nanny, George Lopez, Family Guy, THINGS. And STUFF. Tch, I don't gots the timez to be listin' all the stuff that I like. I gots to get me some ice. Ya hurd, home skillet biscuit? :B Yep. I speak me some fresh ebonics, G. o 3o

Dislikes: Colds, jackasses, standing in check-out lines, Dr. Phil, THE MONSTER THAT'S HIDING IN MY CLOSET, uhhh, rainbows, long walks on the beach, eHarmony, racists. Ya know. THE USUAL.


HEY. YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY DA. Yeah. That would make my heart feel super happy! :DD

AND MY TUMBLR: fabulousprincegumball.tumblr.com

OH. AND LIKE, YEAH. Thanks for reading my stuff. :3

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Love Me Dead by Crowbartender reviews
Marceline is a notorious assassin. Princess Bubblegum is her target. Slightly AU. Rated M for violence and some sexual content.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,455 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Marceline and Bonnibel by deathbybunny reviews
Marceline is the daughter of a wanted gang leader, Bonnibel is the daughter of the Mayor trying to get rid of him. With all this going on, Marceline finds herself falling for her. Will their love prevail or will Marceline's life of crime destroy it?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,165 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.]
Of Pianos and Cupcakes by Live.Write.Love01 reviews
When something horrid alters Cat's life dramatically, changing her, Andre is determined to get the old Cat back. Will he end up falling in love with her while trying? Candre, Bade; Post IParty With Victorious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Cat V., André H.
The Wonderful World of Lingerie by ScintillatingTart reviews
"You are not buying me panties!" Penelope gasped, turning beet red. "Come to think of it, you're not buying me any lingerie –" Morgan/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
A Few Drinks Later by KricketWilliams reviews
The morning after a huge celebration, Garcia, Prentiss, and JJ wake up to more than they bargained for. A take on The Hangover Sort of . As usual, I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Fort by Tah the Trickster reviews
"Fair warning, though, I haven't built a fort since...I dunno. Not in the past thousand years, for sure." "Well, you were certainly overdue for it, then," Bubblegum determined. Marceline snorted. "If you say so." Just a Bubbline fluff-fic.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Battoos by amberpire reviews
"The royal bubble here wants to get a tattoo." ;Bubblegum/Marceline; Oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Responsible by amberpire reviews
She hates it, really, or wants to hate it, or wants to hate Marceline, or herself, or everything. ;Bubblegum/Marceline; Oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by demondreaming reviews
Jade will do anything to get Beck back. Do anything to make him jealous. And what better way than by using adorable little Cat as bait? Rated M for language and femmeslash. Jade/Cat. Victorious Awards - Best Romance: Cat/Jade!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,766 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
Angel's Fallacy by the.israel.project107 reviews
Axel is a priest searching for the truth beyond the myth... and discovers what he was never expecting. Chaptered, based on Nijuuni's picture of the same title. Also her kiriban fic ;
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,748 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Fairytale by icy roses reviews
Rei discovers that her crazy grandmother's tales have more to them than she previously thought. Fairytales are never what you expect them to be. Especially when they involve demons.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
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Loving Marceline reviews
It's just a bunch of fluff and cuteness, all packed into a two-shot! All about Bubblegum and her realization about her love for Marceline. :3 I don't own Adventure Time.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Frank Sinatra reviews
All Bubblegum wanted was Marceline to see her as an equal. All Marceline wanted was for Bubblegum to see how much she loved her. Story takes place before and after "What was Missing". Enjoy! Next chapter to be uploaded soon! :3
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
One reviews
I just... I don't own Adventure Time, and well. This is gonna be a bit on the dark side, LOL. I gave you a fair warning, guys. FAIR. WARNING. GUYS. Character death. Deal with it. R & R please. c:
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
I Am a Vampire reviews
Marceline is being adorable. 'nuff said. c: Just a small vignette.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
U N T O U C H E D reviews
AkuRoku. It's kind of sad. Well to me at least. :/ I WROTE THIS IN MY COMMUNICATIONS CLASS, WHILE LISTENING TO PARAMORE. And ended up crying. LOL. I'm cool. I don't own, yada, yada. :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT reviews
LOL. LANGUAGE and SEXINESS. Riku, Roxas, skatepark. THEY'RE MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC. WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR PROBLEM. I don't own anything KH, but ohohohoho boy howdy, you would know if I did. ;D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
TOUCH MY BODY :D reviews
CRACK, CUPCAKES, WINNIE THE POOH, ROXAS IN A MARTHA STEWART APRON. A little something I wrote for akuroku day. WHICH WAS WEEKS AGO. but I had no interwebz until today b/c we moved! D: BUT IT'S HERE NOW. I OWN NOTHING, BUT LAWD IF I DID, YOU WOULD KNOW.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
About a Boy reviews
A short, sweet, and to the point drabble-ish, one shot about Sora and Riku. WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT! 8
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete