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Author has written 15 stories for Maximum Ride, Millicent Min, Girl Genius/Stanford Wong Flunks Big Time/So Totally Emily Ebers, Dangerous Days of Daniel X, and Harry Potter.

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I am a beta reader for prettyinpunk66's Severus Snape fan fiction:
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Someone asked my age. I was born in 1969. You do the math.

December 1, 2010

Dan Q: A Hunter

The English translation of Don Quixote by John Ormsby (1885) is online at {http://www.online-literature.com/cervantes/don_quixote/}.

Unheeded Warning: Synergy

Audio files for Unheeded Warning: Synergy are located at {http://yourlisten.com/user/public/?username=Dee%20Zoble}.

You may notice that I changed the tense of the narrative from past to present. I was having a botch of a time recording the dull past tense narrative, so I re-wrote some of the parts to accommodate a present tense action tale!

Author Note
October 2010

I dropped the story for almost 2 years. I was going to revise it, and I did revise a few chapters. Honestly, when I got to Chapter 32, I just didn't know what else to write. To me, coupling Max and Fang was just about the only plot depth that I had in mind. Everything else was subplot. I'm a rather inexperienced novelist. Plus, I'm pretty crappy at solving problems in my own life, so you can see that on-page problems follow suit.

(E.g.,

To write or not to write, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

My family getting pissed off because I didn't do housework,
Or to argue that writing is my divine purpose in life,
And that it makes me happy? To die: to sleep;
No more;
and by a sleep to say we end
The depression and ADHD hyperfocus that genetically
My flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
That I'd rather not face. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death
I might be just as depressed
When I don't have to deal with everyday life,
Maybe the spiritual reality will be just the same: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;

Who am I to say that trying to convince people that I'm a writer,
That trying to persuade myself that I'm supposed to express myself in print,
That it's not a coincidence that I was joyful in writing this story,
And that other people might just not get why being happy was more important than food,
That being selfish in writing was something I was drawn to do,
And that I didn't intend for my family to suffer
- it's not as though they went naked in the streets.
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Sorry about ruining Shakespeare there.)

The entire premise for this story came from a month-long and very boring trip to China in September & October of 2008. The story idea was based on the ending of The Final Warning. Normally trips to foreign countries are supposed to be exciting, but basically I was a 内人 nei ren is the feudal Chinese term for a wife who doesn't leave her home) for the extent of the visit

So, living at my in-laws, not adjusting well to the time change, and bored out of my mind, I began to daydream about what would prompt Max to kiss Fang. So, Unheeded Warning began entirely on the premise of FAX. The first few chapters were written by hand, daydreamed, rewritten, re-rewritten, etc. These turned out nicely. The rest of the chapters ended up being a manic mini-NaNo in December 2008.

As of October 2010, I've started back up on the plot, and I have some ideas, but my silly characters keep on doing the strangest things. I really never know where Max & company are going to take me. It's fun, absolutely fun to let them wander through the story, but it gets a bit tough when I try to reel them in.

December 17, 2008

50,000 Words! OMG! It feels like an accomplishment. Still working out the resolution of the climax. Dun dun duuuhhh. Will Max return? Will Fang's true love ever be consummated? Is Valencia gonna kill Iggy when she finds out what he did with Ella, or is she never going to find out?

Time for happy author to take a nap. Or exercise. Hmmm. Exercise would probably yield better returns.

December 15, 2008

At the beginning of week three of my "Write a Novel in a Month" experiment (in which I have recklessly and thoughtlessly engaged myself without due diligence) I'm getting nervous. I didn't realize that I'd actually have to stretch out my wings and fly. It didn't occur to me beforehand that I would need to summon all my confidence just to complete a kooky project like this. Totally novice, letting my characters overcome my reasoning skills, I now have to actually make this plot happen ... and it is downright scary. Butterflies in my stomach. No kidding.

I have performance anxiety. The endorphin rush of getting reviews is addicting. The desire to please ... gosh, I haven't tried to beat that monster back into submission before. Not ever! No one really told me that I'd have to manufacture my own confidence in my plot twists and foreshadowing. I never asked either. I feel stupid. So much for avoiding negative self-talk.

Well, if you're following the story Unheeded Warning, I figured I needed to air out this laundry, but I refuse to do it in the form of an author note that would interrupt the flow of the novel. I'm beginning to tread on unfamiliar terra firma now, because the story is expanding outside of the official MR codex. I'm pushing my own crazy theories. My characters are behaving in uncharacteristic ways as the plot gets muddled.


Reader Questions Answered

Unheeded Warning

Ishasuki Mitochi commented on Chapter 27: Okay, I think I have a problem with how completely Ella is OOC in this chapter. Completely. It really, really bugs. Really.

Response: Sorry to disappoint so much. Thank you for reading this far. From this point onward, the fanfic will continue to veer away from the MR series.

My take on Ella is different than the MR series. In MR 1-4 she is shy. We don't see her interacting with the Flock very much. In Unheeded Warning she is more of a mainstream American girl; she is actually older than Nudge (not as Max guessed she "looked" around 11 years old).
Take care. Thanks for your candid review.

Ishasuki Mitochi commented on Chapter 19: Can you say 'awkward'? Well, I can. And that was. ...I think Max should explain the circumstances of the begging to her mother. It sounded different from the way it actually was, if you know what I mean.

Response: I was wondering if that would "fly" - haha - with readers.
So I'm thinking that Max has no discomfort talking sex with her mom.
And I'm working the angle that Max both wants sex and is terrified of having sex with Fang. So with him, she's a lot less open.
I hope it works. I guess I could revise it. But I'm trying to not change major plots once I post.
Thanks for your comment, so that it stays real.

6464MiniDiceofRandomness asked: I was wondering,do you have these chapters ready to type or do you make them up as you go along?

Rambling Response: This is really my first attempt at a longer story like this (at least I haven't written like this in approx. 25 years, meaning when I was in high school).

I'm just writing as I go, composing a scene while I should be sleeping, listening to my DH, helping DS with homework, etc. Then, the characters always do these crazy things that I would never have expected.
I never expected the Voice rant by Fang, for instance. But I did plan to incorporate the shock that Fang had toward learning that the Voice supported FAX.

It's been a wild week or so. Now, DH is just about fed up with no housecleaning, no dinner prepared, no income, you get the picture. Kudos to him, he was the one who clued me in to WANIAMO - Nat'l Novel Writing Month. Thank God for human trust and willingness to risk even in the face of a pitifully meagre likelihood of success.

Sometimes I write by pencil, and then embellish while I type. Typing seems to keep my mind focused enough to write.
Otherwise, just like my answer to your email, my mind is all over the place. Hence the weird metaphors.

6464MiniDiceofRandomness asked: How did Max lose her memory?
Response: Hey,

I'm glad you're thinking about how Max's memory issue came about. It's more than just a bump on her head, which is the easy explanation that many readers may accept.

The psychological stress that Max is constantly under is emphasized in her memory loss episode. People block memories quite frequently, but this is a dramatic portrayal so it is framed around Fang specifically. There are hints of what is probably typical adolescent sexual ambiguity and transference, too.

Although this wasn't in your question, I feel obligated to explain the return of her memory. It shouldn't take a day to regain memories lost due to psychological stressors. But the Flock isn't ordinary, so I have that on my side. Plus Fang foreshadows the return of her memories. And finally, the flow of the story is more symbolic than literal, so her progression through psychological issues is on super fast forward instead of normal time.

Oh, to clarify: romance is not required!

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Accidental Blood Bond by onecelestialbeing reviews
Two unlikely...or maybe likely people forced together. How will they fare? Lumione goodness for all! Slightly non-canon as it were.
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In Fields of Purple Amaranth by Wendy Waddles reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,176 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
In Your Memory by thenoblehouseofblack reviews
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Tales of the Half Blood Prince by Shelby Goecker reviews
Caelyn Lockney desperatley wants to become a Death Eater; to prove her loyalty she must marry Riddle's top man. The two become obsessed with the dark arts - and eachother. But once Lily Potter is threatened will Severus leave Caelyn behind? Will Caelyn turn on him?
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She lost her faith. He had little to begin with. Now she is facing a chance to live, but without almost everything she was taught to rely on. Magic. A story of healing, love, and two people desperately in need of both. SS/HG. UPDATE! Thank you for reading. This story is put on hiatus for the time being. It will be continued and completed, don't worry. ;-) Love, Anette.
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The Curse of Malfoy Manor by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
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Reality Check by nathan-p reviews
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Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 82 - Words: 129,432 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Mostly canon. M for future sexual content. Ron is a noob.
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Entwined: Barty Crouch Jr and Scarlett Rosier by bali-eyes reviews
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Dangerous Game by amarybeth reviews
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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
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Fiery Pretenses by theinfinitemidnight reviews
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Blood and Vows by nagandsev reviews
Shame almost befalls the Malfoy family name when Draco is revealed to be infertile. So up steps Lucius - after all, "The pureblood lineage must continue!"
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Project Hunger Games by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.
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When Irish Eyes Are Crying by Velvet Storm reviews
The war is over and Voldemort was defeated but there are no celebrations. All who fought perished save for Ginny and one other person that she still can't believe she rescued. What will happen when two enemies find only they can comfort each other now?
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Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
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The Dragon Keeper's Wife by C.Weasley reviews
Hermione and Charlie Weasley have a one night stand, but things change when the Ministry reinstates an old Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,056 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 411,902 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Persuasion by linlawless reviews
Is a relationship between former enemies advisable? Is it even possible? A sequel to "A Fool-Proof Plan" written for the 2012 Lucius Big Bang on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fool-Proof Plan by linlawless reviews
What's a wizard to do when a perfectly good plot to ruin his son's perfect wedding goes perfectly awry? Written for mizsphinx in the 2012 LMHG exchange at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are What You Are by StellaSong reviews
Isabella is trying to run away from her old life, but some Snatchers might think different. Scabior/OC. Mostly based off movie version
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,457 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
The Vow by dragonflybeach reviews
Our favorite ginger twins were managing mischief long before they arrived at Hogwarts, such as convincing 5 year old Draco Malfoy to make an Unbreakable Vow to marry Luna Lovegood when he grew up. No one took it seriously, until Draco tried to marry someone else. PS - Fred is alive. At least until the Malfoys get a hold of him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,386 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Luna L.
Red and Green Should Never Be Seen by prettyinpunk66 reviews
I know it is wrong, very wrong in fact, but I just cannot help it. He is just too...oh idk! Sexy? Greasy? Charming? Sigh, I am soo gonna get shunned from Gryfindor for this, but at least it's my last year right? It's good to go out with a bang! SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,950 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
Quantum Mechanics by Rose of the West reviews
Much can happen in that place where Potions and Arithmancy meet. Snape & Vector.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Severus S.
Maximum Ride and the Deathly Crossovers by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of oneshots, with each chapter crossing Maximum Ride over with another story that it just shouldn't be crossed over with. A lot of poking fun at... well, everyone. Pure ridiculousosity. Ch.1: Camp Rock, Ch.2: Fairly OddParents, Ch.3: Harry Potter, Ch.4: Avatar: the Last Airbender.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
New Year, New Love by jojor99 reviews
Charlie is home for the first Christmas after the war and he sees something he likes while visiting his brothers' shop. For the 2012 Mew & Mor's Weird Pairings Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Charlie W., Verity - Complete
A Cognitive Dissonance by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Hermione Granger is a control freak. Can she let loose with one Draco Malfoy, her unrelenting distraction...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,398 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Quiet Weekend by tabbiecat reviews
Sirius is minding his own buisness at Order Headquarters when Dumbledore sees fit to interrupt with a little package.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
5 Reasons Not To Fall For A Slytherin by SugarRushMuch reviews
Hermione tells herself that falling for a Slytherin isn't exactly the best idea. Thus, she creates five reasons not to fall for them...and ends up failing miserably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Adrian P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Motorcycle Girl by zayhra reviews
Amy did not expect much from that summer when her father asked her to work at his motorcycle shop. She also did not expect a handsome stranger to come through the doors and turn her world upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Tough Games by RapunzelReloaded reviews
Ginny becomes a Quidditch player and must face her snotty male teammates, a mother who wants to marry her off to a nice man, and her attractive Captain Marcus Flint but also lots of sexual tension, protective brothers, barmy friends and firewhiskey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Ginny W., Marcus F.
Count Your Blessings by Allleila reviews
Pansy wants to get even with Hermione for embarrassing her in front of Draco Malfoy. However, after her plan grows out of control, it is Hermione's sworn enemy who comes to the rescue. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,400 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The boy that forgot to die by evil minded reviews
AU / Harry Potter comes back for his second year at Hogwarts but something is not the way it should be and Severus Snape seems the only one able to help the boy that forgot to die … will he manage to really help the Gryffindor before it is too late? What could happen if he won't be able to help the son of his school nemesis? Story written for NaNo 2011 ... thanks for reading ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 182,761 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by MusicInspired reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Draco Malfoy was forced to spend an extended amount of time with muggles? I did. This is the result. DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., OC
Not Alone by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Jeb abuses Max,kills Mom and Ella.Max enters an abuse rehab place,meeting Fang and his friends.Afraid Jeb will hurt her again,Max feels vulnerable.Fang makes her feel safe again and shows her she can move on.She shows him he can live life again.No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,030 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Pieces of September by MaryAgnosia reviews
He was broken and falling to pieces. She was lonely and bitter. As the leaves fell that September, so did their guard – and everything was different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sink or Swim by Avora SaDiablo reviews
AU. Voldemort has just returned to power, plunging the Wizarding world into war once more. But Harry isn't the only one he's intent on finding, and the Wizarding world isn't the only one involved. . . Chapter 17 on hold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,853 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucius M., OC
Time Heals All Wounds by kiera-sama reviews
It is 7th year. Hermione is running late, and on her way to potions class. She takes a wrong turn, and ends up in a long forgotten corridor. Reading aloud an incantation etched in stone,transports Hermione 20 years into the past. Rated M. EDITING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,085 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Desperate Times by idon'tedit reviews
"This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it." Ralph Waldo Emerson. What happens when two people decide to meddle with time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,830 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Recipe For Disaster by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Almost twelve years later, it seems as if all was safe. But as Harry leads a mission to exterminate a pair of werewolf cubs, fathered by the infamous Fenrir Greyback, he soon finds himself plunged into a web of treachery, deceit, and intense family drama
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Copacetic by fury-shashka reviews
Everything is copacetic. Everyone has grown up. And Ginny has to finish the interview. And Lucius has to tell all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,066 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucius M., Ginny W.
Felis Domesticus by DragonessBlade reviews
Due to an accident that was completely Snape's fault, Lucius is now a pretty kitty searching for a way to deal with his current madness and turn back into his former and intimidating self. Unfortunately Harry finds him. Life can never be simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Lions, Dragons and Mice by polsons reviews
Hermione Granger has caught a contagious strain of Dragon Flu from sharing a drink with Charlie Weasley. They go into quarantine together and the sparks start to fly, literally. Can they last three months together without trying anything they shouldn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by T.C. Muirin reviews
Sirius weathers the advances of an amorous dementor during his stay in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sirius B.
Homecoming by chaser1980 reviews
"At first, she had tried to pretend like everything was okay, but from the moment he got out of the hospital, he knew her feelings had changed." Bill's returning from a self-imposed four-year exile in Egypt. And things aren't exactly as he left them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
On the Other Side of Hate by linlawless reviews
Severus has spent three years making Hermione's life as difficult as possible, in hopes that she'll resign her post and leave Hogwarts. When she does, however, he discovers that it's not in his best interest if she leaves, after all. Drama/romance/humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,965 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Man on Earth by seeing-is-believing reviews
A Dark Curse is placed upon the Earth, bringing two unlikely survivors together to find a way to rid the Earth of the revenge of the Dark Lord. A journey of discovery – in more way than just one. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,253 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Set Me Free by idon'tedit reviews
Hermione needs to be more than the brightest, she needs to be perfect. What's the dark cause for that, and who will save her from it when she can't save herself? AU warning for explicit abuse scenes. rated M for a reason, you are warned.HGxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,955 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Their Finest Hour by Cassius Alcinder reviews
As the Muggle and magical worlds alike are engulfed in a world war, Albus Dumbledore embarks on an epic quest to defeat the dark wizard Grindelwald. Along the way, he must face his greatest fears and find help from the most unlikely sources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing almost seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,575 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by smilelaughread reviews
... or does love heal all wounds? R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,115 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dreams by austenreader74 reviews
A mysterious shadow has invaded her dreams. And Hermione will do everything in her power to reveal who he is. Or will she? Warnings: Post-hogwarts, a little bit of M, a sprinkle of OOC, 100% Dramione fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,111 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
She Never Cried In Front Of Me by astarte-lydianna reviews
Hermione/Snape, based on a song by Toby Keith, Hermione gradually realises she's falling for Snape, with the help of some enchanted mistletoe he realises he loves her but he's a little late.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Obliviate by the green lama reviews
More alone than he has ever been, Draco Malfoy finds himself trusting all of his hopes and fears to a muggle he has never met before. But how much will he tell her? And how long can this new friendship last? Long-ish oneshot, pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guardian Wand by sikeus reviews
Dumbledore's dead. On the train ride home, cars are at a standstill, the electricity is out, fires burn unchecked from Scotland to London, and chaos reigns in muggle Britain. Somehow Harry has to survive this new world while destroying Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 189,352 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A poem written by Draco by OhBunnies reviews
Drapple!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
The Usurper by MrsSS reviews
Professor Snape returns to Hogwarts after the war to find that someone has taken over his private laboratory space. And he can't get her out of the space or his mind. AU,OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,518 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Change In Eye Colour by Skyla Malfoy reviews
Harry Potter has returned for his sixth year at Hogwarts. He's noticed a change in his Slytherin nemesis, Draco Malfoy, however and is convinced he is behind the attacks happening at Hogwarts. Strangely Draco is suspicious of Harry for the same reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Eyes of My Child by britt-lipy reviews
Snape is tasked with protecting Albus' treasure: Aurelia, a witch raised in secret, her power a guarded weapon. They weren't meant to fall in love but when Voldemort wins and Snape is killed, will Aurelia find refuge with Lucius for her and her child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Sir Thopas reviews
In 1944, at the age of eighteen, Minerva McGonagall wrote her treatise on magical theory. This theory almost destroys the entire foundation of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Who's the Father? by Angel'sSnuggieWillRuleTheWorld reviews
Petty jealousy can lead to some...interesting situations. Fang and Max find themselves facing a dilemma perhaps more frightening than any they'd dealt with before...parenthood. Mainly light humor. Gets a little angsty.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,706 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Into the Night by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
It's been over a year since the war was won by Voldemort, and Scabior has been sent to Barcelona, Spain to where it is believed that Hermione Granger is hiding. See what happens and how she takes Scabior for a big surprise. RATED M for a reason! SMUTSMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
To Save the Life of a Mudblood by Aleisha Potter reviews
When Hermione runs afoul of a spell in Malfoy Manor, Draco helps her in the only way he can: by taking her to bed. Now they must face their friends, their family and one pissed off wife. Plus some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Secret by EdgeOfGlory reviews
Why was Hermione so upset after the Yule Ball? the boys think its hormones, but Hermione has a secret...and who finds it out, but our faviorite snarky Potions professor. Adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,915 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Captive at Number 12 by CeliaEquus reviews
"The Repulsion Jinx missed. How? How could it miss?" And so Hermione became Yaxley's captive. However, there's only so much time two people can spend together before things change. Warning: lots of lemons, even more plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,851 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Yaxley - Complete
The Inspection on Elfish Labour Conditions by Boo-82 reviews
Date: November 10, 2005. Time: 16:00h. Inspection location: Malfoy Manor, Wiltshire. Number of house-elves in possession: 4. Visiting inspectors: 2005001 and 2005002. Supervising inspector: Hermione Granger. Family contact: Draco Malfoy. A Dramione Christmas story. Revised November 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,874 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
McLaggen by Project H reviews
The world's most affordable and arousing detective is on the case when a student is brutally murdered at Hogwarts. It'll take all his skill to catch the culprit, but McLaggen always gets his man. And his woman, if you know what he means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Cormac M., Susan B.
My Cure by BewilderedFemale reviews
The war has left Hermione suffering from a disorder that she is unable to cope with. Just as she is beginning to lose all hope, she happens upon a person who by all rights should be dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Step by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emperor of the World by tree489 reviews
Draco has almost defeated Voldemort to take over the world for himself and he wants Hermione to be with him as his plans for world domination unfold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,231 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unwritten by SiriuslyPeeved reviews
AU: Marked for death, Lily and Harry escape with the aid of Dark magic. Sirius vows to find his godson and track down Severus Snape, Lily's alleged murderer. The prophecy has divided; destiny writes on a blank page. M rating for violence/language. 10/2013: Up to Chapter 3 revised. SSLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,021 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Sirius B., Dorcas M. - Complete
Kiss From a Rose by Sharkeygirl reviews
Severus wanted money. Hermione wanted a name. What happens when a Snatcher most believed to be dead returns and threatens everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 248,024 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Downfall of Greed by tcarlson reviews
*NOTE RATING CHANGE* Lucius is charged with breaking Hermione Granger so the Dark Lord can do with her as he wishes. When it comes time to give Hermione over, Lucius's greed gets the better of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,145 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malkin Academy: The Cup of Kings by Dr. Platypus reviews
Could the oldest wizarding school in America hide a weapon that would have made Voldemort unbeatable? The daughter of the young wizard who almost solved the mystery needs to know—before the answer destroys her family! A celebration of American wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,862 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - OC - Complete
The Jaws of Darkness Do Devour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Severus Snape has faced death many times. However, nothing could've prepared him for eternity with Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,735 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ink by WillowWand49 reviews
Hermione's hobby gets her into trouble. Professor Snape intends to find out more about her hidden talent. They are surprised to fall in love. Rated M just to be safe. EPILOGUE ADDED - w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unlikely Pairing by Christina Wynnwood reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger begin to unearth strange feelings that manifest between them. They act out in their confusion. After Snape ingests a potion that kills his emotions, Hermione has to fight to get them back. Will she ever succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,352 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by magalena reviews
There have been two murder attempts against Lucius Malfoy. Harry, Ron and Draco are all Aurors, assigned with the task of protecting Lucius. What better place to hide him than in a Muggle neighborhood, where no one will think to look for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
To Cure a Curse by linlawless reviews
When Dumbledore is struck with an unknown curse, an unlikely alliance forms in an effort to find a cure. Rating is for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Revel by Rizzle reviews
Lucius is called to attend a Revel & faces an unexpected surprise in the form of a captured Hermione Granger. To avoid a potential disaster, he makes a life changing decision to help her. If only the silly girl could act just a little bit grateful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,868 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Picture In My Pocket by 123Quarters reviews
Hermione's had a crush on him since third year when she saw his picture in a magazine. He's had it rough the past year or so, and at the moment all he wants is whatever anyone'll give him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Taboo by xBeautifulTragedy reviews
Series of haikus explaining the demise of Lucius/Hermione and their relationship. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Title change to not confuse w/another fic! Snape gets an itch every once in a while and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it, until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral. Truly complete now
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood: A Dramione Fic by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Lavender Brown makes a bet with Hermione that she can't win over the Slytherin Prince in a month. Hermione wonders why she agreed... she could never stand a chance of winning, right? Rated for minor adult themes and language. R&R. COMPLETE... FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Something a little less theoretical by 0tree0 reviews
"Don't tell me you haven't asked yourself what we could do together. Wondered if all that heat, that energy, that drive for perfection that goes into our work, would translate into something... less theoretical." BETA would be greatly appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Maximum Ride Lost and Found by Fjam reviews
This story is about the struggle of Max dealing with the pain of losing her first love, Fang. Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Max
Rocketeer by villagewitch reviews
It's WWII. Minerva McGonagall is fighting in two different wars at once, and trying to keep them separate - even though it's clear that there's wizard involvement in the Muggle war. That's when she gets an unexpected visit at the hangar. Tom/Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cowboy Casanova by Elle Blessingway reviews
Everyone says that women are the objectified sex, but Zach knows differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Zacharias S., Astoria G. - Complete
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
HW The Case of the Egyptian Eye by slytherinsal reviews
This is my first attempt at an auror procedural story; Parody intentional. A trainee auror under the care of Moody learns about the seamier side of life; don't take it too seriously. i don't own any of the characters. i just borrowed them to play with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Alastor M., OC - Complete
memory by nathan-p reviews
Angel is very special. But even her foster father can't keep her safe forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Angel, Jeb B. - Complete
Why, Fang? by Authoress in Progress reviews
Max relives the letter Fang left, relives the memories. Its all too much. How will she end this ongoing pain? Rated T for mentioning suicide HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Fang, Max
Six Years Past by Aleria14 reviews
It has been six years since Max had left the school. Now her main goal is to find the family that she left behind. The last thing Max can remember is dark eyes staring intently at her. It's up to Max and Fang to rescue their beloved family. LOTS OF FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,774 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Voldemort Destroyed by Girl Scout Cookies by Gringotts713 reviews
Snape takes down Voldemort in a most unusual way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Blogging Jealousy by Icycreamluff reviews
oneshot Max is annoyed when she finds certain comments from hundreds of girls on Fang's blog; Fang is simply amused. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Death Eater Guide by die hard slytherin reviews
Good luck! *might add more in at a later time*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Rekindled Flame by ZizzyBelle reviews
A new school is always hard. Moving house is harder. So how will Alex cope with moving, not only house and school, but country too? And how will he cope when an old face reappears? ROMANCE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Things A Bright Girl Can Do by Brillant reviews
Hermione Granger is bored during the Christmas holidays, so Severus sets her a challenge. Funny, fluffy and, at times, a tiny bit OOC SS/HG. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scooby Doo & the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by ViolettaValori reviews
Scooby and the gang hear about some weird things happening in London, England. They leave to meet up with Velma's uncle and meet Hagrid, who helps them learn more about the mysterious happenings.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Shaggy, Rubeus H.
Fractured Flock by maispecialk reviews
*POST FANG BEWARE OF SPOILERS!* 3 Years after FANG. The Flock has grown up some, but now something big might mean the end of the world. What could bring Max and Fang back together before 20 years? What's changed and what's still the same? Rated M!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Thief In The Night by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape and Hagrid have a brush with danger when a secret mission goes wrong. The repercussions of that moment lead to a brush with something else altogether. Quite light, sweet SS/RH non-graphic SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Dylan Horror Picture Show by Pugz reviews
Yeah...read at your own risk.Includes Shounen-Ai Male/Male
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Eleusinian Mysteries: The Return by Svelte Rose reviews
He's received a second chance and he refuses to waste it. His obsession wrought a dangerous and deadly trap and he expects to have her. Mind. Body. Soul. She was his for the taking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Breaking Point by Skye Maxwell reviews
Everyone has their breaking point. This story picks up after MR4. Fighting among flock members leads to huge problems, and Max reaches the point where she won't take it anymore. Bones, buildings, hearts, and faces are broken, among other things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,774 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008
Unusual Love Story by nathan-p reviews
Jeb/Iggy. He knew it was wrong. And yet... An assortment of drabbles, poetry, and assorted ephemera.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jeb B., Iggy
Solace by rootlessdream reviews
New horrors reveal themselves and Max begins to realize the end could be near for the Flock. What will she decide when the Voice asks her to do the unthinkable? Set after MR4. Fang/Max. Action/Adventure/Romance/Suspense. Extended Summary Inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Max, Fang
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,163 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
If Only You Knew by Charlene Ryder reviews
Don't read this. It's not important. For all Maximum Ride, MIB, and X-Files fans. Or maybe if you're just someone who wants to hear the truth for once. Question is: would you believe it?
Dangerous Days of Daniel X - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Naughty Little Dragons by luvscharlie reviews
Penelope wakes up to quite the show in the tent she shares with Charlie. Charlie/Penny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Charlie W., Penelope C. - Complete
Her Visit by kaatee reviews
Sabina's reaction to Alex's confession about MI6 in Skeleton Key. How does she really feel?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Frayed Ends by Happi Zebra reviews
Trishot altfic taken from Angel's perspective. R&R. Warnings for dark themes and death.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Angel - Complete
Echo Flux by nathan-p reviews
Two hundred years from now, the world has changed greatly. When Liam Hamilton discovers a book that will change all history, it becomes clear that the time for a revolution has arrived at last. AU, slash, dubcon, violence, pretentiousness. High T for sex. If you're reading this, I am so sorry for this entire story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 84,512 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
BBW: Big Beautiful Witch by Anguis reviews
Vince has never claimed to be the brightest light in the chandelier, but once he gets an idea in his mind, he hangs onto it like a hippogriff with a juicy ferret. Unfortunately for both Millicent and him, he’s always had difficulty expressing himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Vincent C., Millicent B. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Server by Maiyri-Omega reviews
This is me. I'm the one that listens, that hears, that speaks and carries the orders of the School. I'm Server. And I hear you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Something Changed by theladyfucshia reviews
Wendy Darling is grown up, and has been taken captive on board the Jolly Roger. Through her converstaions with the ship's ever enigmatic captain, we learn of Hook's story, thoughts, and disturbingly, his growing fondness for his prisoner. Now Complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Pack of Monsters by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
The monsters come on cloudless nights, I don’t know why the monsters won’t leave us alone. A Death Eater's child's POV of the Aurors. No particular character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Windmills by Man on the Side reviews
I remember the good old days...
Don Quixote - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Greenhouse Gallavanting by shits n giggles reviews
[OneShot] Harbored feelings of desire between a student and his teacher come out during one fateful tutoring session...in the greenhouse of looove...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - P. Sprout, Cedric D. - Complete
Enchanted by embrace-your-inner-dork reviews
Millicent Bulstrode has never felt wanted. Vincent Crabbe has never felt powerful. Perhaps, at a party of Draco's, a different sort of magic could grant their wishes. Edited slightly; rated for implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Vincent C., Millicent B. - Complete
Hunted by LameBicycle98 reviews
Hermione and the werewolf. Warning: A bit dark in early chapters. HGFG Rare Pairing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
Then and Now by Ashily reviews
Fang and Iggy were best friends once upon a time, but as they grew up they grew apart. Now, on the verge of adulthood they find themselves growing closer than ever, if fate doesn't tear them apart. FangIggy. No SOF. DONE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
To Snog a Slytherin: the Final Hunt by redcandle reviews
Alicia has one more Slytherin on her to do list, but Warrington's not cooperating. AliciaWarrington. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Alicia S., C. Warrington - Complete
Hide and Seek by Inell13 reviews
It's Hermione's sixth year, the War has begun, and Dumbledore decides to increase morale amongst the students by celebrating Halloween in various ways. During a game of hide and seek, Hermione finds herself locked in a room with someone completely unexpec
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Hermione G., Adrian P. - Complete
Vanish in the air by Nocturnus reviews
How could Hermione cope with weakness?. Could Severus learn to care?.WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The golden apples by Nocturnus reviews
A cat and mouse game. A old myth remake. Warning: Grammar oddieties, part of the style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Returning by neon-yellow reviews
Hagrid finds an injured Severus coming back from his meeting with the Death Eaters. HagridSnape slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Severus S., Rubeus H.
Go Lucius Go by Duchess of Inkling reviews
An adaptation of the story "Go, dog, go" into more Lucius Malfoy-esque terms. Basically what happens if you consistently replace words with others; the story turns suitably twisted and perverse. And hopefully funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Upon the Altar of Freedom by Morghaine reviews
Hermione Granger turns to an old foe in her darkest hour. Rated M for heterosexual scenes and adult content. LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Three Years After by Phoenixflame reviews
Three years after graduation, Ginny Weasley is approached by Lucius Malfoy, who has an offer for her she cannot refuse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Ginny W., Lucius M.
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Could The Snape Save Hogwarts? by Moey reviews
A Seuss-esque poem speculating on Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2000
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Bride of Dolohov reviews
Antonin Dolohov, Death Eater, was obliviated and humiliated because Potter got away. Hannah Abbott was disowned by her family because of wizard war politics. Manipulator!Phoenix!Snape. Unspeakable!father of Hannah. Gothic-style romance. Alchemical allegory: the must virgin tame the black dragon. Contains vulgar language, situations & imagery suitable for mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Antonin D., Hannah A.
FORCED INTO DARKNESS by Callidora-Malfoy reviews
ABANDONED. ARCHIVED. "Miss Weasley, I am sorry that I have to tell you this—and it may come as a terrible shock to you, but due to an ancient but unfortunately still valid Wizarding Law, any unmarried pure-blood wizard can claim to marry you." - original story summary posted by Callidora-Malfoy. I, DZAuthor, have permission to publish this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,546 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
The Full Montague Striptease reviews
Crack Fic. Montague is the hot male stripper who redeems Slytherins from their ignominious affiliation with Voldemort after the 2nd Wizard War. Rated T due to the implication that Montague gets naked in front of an audience. If the story is continued, there will not be any M-rated material. i.e., no graphic details of muscular thighs thrusting a Full Montague in dark places, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - G. Montague
Polyjuiced! reviews
Begins with Hermione and Prof. Snape taking the Polyjuice Potion. MATURE CONTENT not meant for underage witches and wizards. The plan is for a collection of short stories. The one shot of Double Potions has been extended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Hermione G.
Salubrious Snape Oil reviews
Severus Snape made love to Hermione when she used her own invention, a time shifter, to meet him in his past. He is shocked to discover that his Potions student is a prepubescent Hermione Granger who has no idea that she will be his future lover. Some AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,446 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Memoirs of a Mudblood Succubus reviews
Companion piece to Salubrious Snape Oil. This can be read by itself without reading the other. I am using a very different writing style in this and it is spoken from Hermione's point of view. This work assumes that you are familiar with the novels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dan Q: A Hunter reviews
Daniel X as Don Quixote, set in Tokyo, many manga references. Premise: Is Daniel X an alien hunter or a madman? Is his problem caused by reading manga or his nemesis, The Prayer? Story based on the Daniel X: Alien Hunter graphic novel 2008 . Rated T.
Dangerous Days of Daniel X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
Unheeded Warning: Synergy reviews
IN PROGRESS. The Flock faces danger while Max faces her worst enemy. Who can she trust? Does anyone ever tell her the truth? What really happened after The Final Warning? Rated Teen for Limes - non-explicit sexual activity - and violence. AUDIO - SEE CH 1
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Max, Fang
It's Miggy Time: Wing Man reviews
Miggy ONE SHOT. Max POV. This is a little piece that I posted on Max-Dan-Wiz. Rated Teen for kissing. Takes place after FANG the novel. Max has rejected Dylan's advances and is trying to forget that Fang left her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Max, Iggy
Out reviews
Z's Slashtest" contest entry. Slash. Oneshot. Characters mentioned by Ella in TAE: Dwayne was with Jose "& them" when Max saw Ella being fronted by 3 boys. Ella was angry that Jose had beaten up Ortiz.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Forget the Past reviews
Fang narrates his experience after Jeb has abandoned them at the E-shaped house. This is meant to be an epic fiction progressing through all the series, but not touching on each and every scene described in MR. The characters will age past the MR canon.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Fang
Senior Year for the Genius in Me reviews
Based on Lisa Yee's Millicent Min, Girl Genius, the summer is over and Millie's senior year has started. If you aren't familiar with the story but like the fanfic, why not read Lisa Yee's novels about these characters? Tags: Asian Chinese
Millicent Min, Girl Genius/Stanford Wong Flunks Big Time/So Totally Emily Ebers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Millicent M., Stretch - Complete
The Harmonica reviews
This is a "slash" between ter Borcht and Fang, from the voice of the whitecoat himself. It builds from the scene where ter Borcht questions Fang if he has any other abilities. Fang responds that besides his good fashion sense, he plays a mean harmonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Fang, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Max Gets Preened reviews
NOT EVEN A FULL SHOT. Max finds out what it is like to be preened. This is inspired by Unheeded Warning but does not fit that story's progression. Fans of that story will now know why the Flock will never have a group grooming session.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang's Fantasy reviews
HALF SHOT What Max and Fang might experience if he wasn't such a strong and silent type. Includes Max's thoughts on the progression of a physical relationship. This didn't fit in the story Unheeded Warning but it does flow out of that storyline.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete