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A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 8,208 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13875 - Favs: 16,782 - Follows: 14,200 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,249 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 8,049 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13241 - Favs: 16,743 - Follows: 15,671 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Witt And Witticism by nvzblgrrl reviews
Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? Warnings: OC, swearing (pirate), slight crack. (Officially dead, elements being cannibalized for Shuffle Odyssey)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,665 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/11/2013 - OC, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Welcome to the Stage by Madam Mimm reviews
A.U. in which Gabriel is a stand up comedian, Sam is a reluctant law student, Dean is bad at being a homosexual, and Pamela is fed up with the lot of them. Sam/Gabe, Some Dean/Cas, Bobby/Ellen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,903 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Retrospective Days by TheBeingOfEverything reviews
"Botan, I swear I've never met this guy before!", "Then what's he doing making out with your corpse!"- In retrospect, Kurama may have been the better choice for a time travel accident to happen to, but you know the yyh gang are never that lucky.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Yusuke U., Hiei
Twelve Shattered Mirrors by Solvdrage reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never abandons his promises, even in defiance of time. Fleeing a terrible future betrayal after Pain's invasion, Naruto seeks to restore the dream of Konoha by destroying the reality of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7756 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 5,872 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9152 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 4,604 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 468,012 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 5,757 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 178,355 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 7,770 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 175,182 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Perks of Being a Telepath by Dark Satirist reviews
Post-XMFC. In the present, Charles and Erik are working as secret mutant operatives trying to bring peace and safety to the world. In the past, they are trying to deal with the events of Cuba and rediscover their friendship.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 112,840 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Funnies by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Marauders by 30CK reviews
Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can. CANCELLED/DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 137,471 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,456 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
You Can Just Tell by Taisi reviews
This wasn't something Usopp could take his hand and guide him through, this was- love, and dating, and serious in a way losing pocket money just wasn't. (One of those slice-of-life stories, with normal stuff like reindeer and the mob.) AU, Modern-day Straw Hats, ZoLu, Nakamaship/gen.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7961 - Favs: 12,803 - Follows: 10,025 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5489 - Favs: 8,168 - Follows: 8,812 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Encounters by aechfic reviews
Crew members' and other people's first encounters with Zoro and Luffy's strange and slightly complicated relationship... ZoLu or LuZo; spoilers up to and including current events; rated T to M for language; some chapters may contain sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,783 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The Peverell Petition by Nia River reviews
A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.) (Oneshot with bonus chapter?)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.]
Unpredictable, Unexpected and Unlikely by Sannikex reviews
Blaise Zabini is seventeen and bored with life. When he bumps into the school weirdo he learns that life doesn't have to be about just what you see. BZLL. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,482 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Blaise Z., Luna L.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lacewings and Boomslang by Evandar reviews
A series of requested drabbles. AUs, crossovers, multiple pairings - whatever people ask me for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P.
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Lost and Found by lucelafonde reviews
Not all betrayals have bad endings. Whiskey Peak - The Aftermath (ZoLu)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Luffy, Zoro] - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 8,527 - Follows: 8,880 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,327 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 5,607 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 8,770 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Bran' New Suit by littleblackdog reviews
"They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about William Baggins all the same." Modern AU, reincarnation, Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins romance, happy ending.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Toph, the Matchmaker by ponyboycurtiss reviews
It doesn't matter if you're in the same room as her or not, Toph can always "see" what's going on. And sometime she intervenes. Why? Friendship. Besides, Toph has her own favorite pairing too… Written as 6 moments. All moments take place during Book 3: Fire. Edited: 2013.08.30 Now with less typos
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Never Trust A Duck by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Bunnymund loves ducklings. Jack doesn't quite share his enthusiasm. Inspired by a quote that I use constantly. ONESHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
And in the Darkness by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. After he gets shot, John gets flashbacks to another life - that of Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. And, of course, it's just his luck that he ends up shacking up with an ex-Dark Lord. Reincarnation fic with mild Johnlock
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
The Center Cannot Hold But It Can Change by eirenical reviews
Jack was the one to eventually break the silence. He said softly, "I see it. What you're saying. My center… it's the same. We both laughed just now, right? But did you laugh because the children were having fun playing in the water… or because it was funny as hell when the girl pushed the boy in?" (Jack/Pitch, pre-slash)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Master of Death Wears Hawiian Shirts by The Architect Project reviews
In which demons discover why you shouldn't summon the Master of Death while he's on vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
The Wizard Next Door by fringeperson reviews
The foreign man who had bought the house next door to the Minamino's was pleasant and normal enough... apart from his home remedies which worked like magic... don't own, contains some yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,394 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Kurama M. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 7,882 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
A Simple Life by eirenical reviews
As much as Alex was going to be feeling the effects of this for days, he was equally sure that he was going to walk away with nothing more than a smattering of impressive bruises... because these days even the fucking Beast had more control than he did. - Hank "Beast" McCoy/Alex "Havoc" Summers, mild dubcon until the boys get themselves sorted out -
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Tampering with Time is Risky Business by Athey reviews
Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,815 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
Worshiping at the Modern Altar by TresMaxwell reviews
"Big man in a suit of armor, take that away and what are you?" He has a quick answer ready, but it's not the truth. Alone in the dark, he's just lost. Starts off smut, gets to the plot later. Steve/Tony. This is movie-verse, I've never read the comics.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,686 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Happy to the Rescue by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Tony's been kidnapped. Happy doesn't like that. Featuring BAMF!Happy. Action and some Humor
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2012 - H. Hogan/Happy, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 10,024 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Mutti Wird Dich Lieben by LoveSupreme reviews
Set a year after Fools Rush In, Erik finally takes Charles across the Atlantic to meet his mother. AU-Modern, AU-No Powers. WIP. I should also state here that this story is a one-shot and so cannot really be said to be a sequel, although 1 is in the works
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 4,940 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 5,754 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Case Study by HelloPoppet123 reviews
Cambria Vale, a rather unorthodox psychologist, is assigned to monitor the Avengers team- before S.H.I.E.L.D. realizes she's as every bit cheeky, flippant, and unruly as her patients. Movie-verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Slice of Life by zara2148 reviews
10 short ficlets that explore the relationship between Bruce and Tony, post-movie. Now with 5 exploring the friendship between Tony and the Hulk!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Pack Up Your Troubles by Lampito reviews
God is more disappointed than angry with his wayward Archangels, and decides to send them to Earth to learn to behave more like brothers. Tearfully, they beg him not to turn them into humans. And so he doesn't... COMPLETE. Now includes Special Bonus Feature: Missing Scene!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,837 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Child Problems by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- There's a new someone on the Enterprise. A rather young new someone. Warnings for deaged!Nero. Yes, you read right. Humor, tiny bit of angst. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Spock, Nero - Complete
My life in One piece by Fuyutaro son reviews
I decided to try my hand at a 'girl falls into one piece' fic, may my readers never be sane again...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 260,719 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
The Ballad of Michael Valentine by TehcheesegraterofDOOM reviews
Part of ScarlettBlush's Librarian!Charles AU. The one where Hank punches Erik in the face and wants desperately for Alex to make-out with him on the fourth floor at the library where Charles works because Shaw never goes up there. Rated T for lang.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Other Variable by fakeasain56 reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Some Things Aren't Funny by Isilarma reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dinosaur shaped Chicken Nuggets by Great Beams of Plasma reviews
Alex Summers, almost seventeen. What can an almost-seveteen year old do with his dinner when he's been left alone? Mock violence and death of chicken nuggets inside!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Just Don't by wordlytreasure reviews
Five times where Tony forced Bruce to do something against his will, and the one time he forced back. A Tony/Bruce series of short fics. EPILOGUE IS NOW UP. THANKS EVERYONE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Raisin Cookies by thisisnotmybeautifulhouse reviews
... and Mob Bosses: "I'm gonna marry Hank McCoy." He watches with a detached interest as the guy's ears go pink, followed by his cheeks. "Oh, really? Why would you say that?" "He made me chocolate chip oatmeal raisin cookies. And they were the Best Ever
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,744 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Makeshift Family by blindkitten reviews
Tony is kidnapped - Bruce isn't happy. Neither is the Hulk. Pepper, JARVIS and Black Widow sideline. Chaos ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Breakfast by footshooter reviews
in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Working Nine To Five by chaletian reviews
Office!AU for all the team. Clint keeps stealing the office doughnuts in the name of love. Steve Rogers leads his crack team of data analysts to doughnut-winning glory. Well, that's the plan.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
In Which Tony Stark Is A Philanthropist by chaletian reviews
...and All-Round Great Guy. Post-film fix-it. Tony decides to get Coulson laid. It's the least he can do.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
That Time He Touched the Mug by tee.tee.why.el reviews
One day, Tony breaks the one commandment the entire house had agreed upon: Don't Touch My Coffee Mug. In his defense, Steve's was just too American too resist. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
An Honest Understanding by crazywriter10 reviews
Clint and Hulk come to a rather unique understanding in both their working relationship and friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Technology by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
Steve visits Tony to learn how to use his new cell phone. This is my first Avengers story, so please R&R I'm not sure if I'm writing the characters correctly .
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In Which There is Shawarma by Coruscare reviews
The events directly after capturing Loki leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
The Treatment by FairyNiamh reviews
Thor applies Cuddle therapy to his naughty little brother. Takes place AFTER the movie. No spoilers given.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bows, Bazookas, Bets, and Boredom by Alex Kade reviews
Sequel to "Bungle in the Jungle." The boys are blowing off some steam while they heal. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Poignancy by D.B.R Hazlewoode reviews
'No, he thought, thank you. For helping me to understand.' Post credits. A quick, introspective one shot about Dr. Bruce Banner's new life after Loki's attack. Bruce/Tony sciencebros, but mostly Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Way Out by Verdreht reviews
Tony said there was always a way out, and it gets Steve thinking. When Tony happens upon him one morning in an unexpected place, it might be time to clear some things up. one-shot can be seen as pre-slash Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Hulk Hugs by PurpleMoon3 reviews
While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Sentiment by Canute reviews
Thor returns to Asgard with Loki as his prisoner and becomes the one to sew his own not-brother's lips shut.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Doubt by badhabitaddiction reviews
Very short story from Tony's pov about the Avengers and Bruce Banner
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Wow by tobinfic reviews
Ever wondered how the Hulk's trousers expand with him when he transforms? Ensemble fic. Humour and crack! Spoiler-free if you haven't seen the film yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Oh Goodness by Gooieduck1224 reviews
Spur of the moment decisions can lead to many different things. Some good, and some fantastic. Cherik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Keep Out The Cold, Stave Off The Nightmares by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
When Loki gets cold at night, he sleeps in Thor's bed. When Thor has bad dreams, he sleeps in Loki's. .:. Child!Thorki. Harmless fluff and snuggles.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Space Jam by PangeaSplits reviews
Prince Charles is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they've been given starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It doesn't help that he's in unrequited love with the Commander, War-Prince Erik. C/E.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,964 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fallacies by Victoria LeRoux reviews
They see nothing more than triumphs lost and their twisted selves. They are blind to their own deeds and glory. From the prompt: "Sometimes it's not about quitting. It's about knowing you can't win." Full team fic
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Masters of the Universe by NezumiPi reviews
Modern-day AU...it's not clear whether or not powers exist, but if they do, they aren't obvious. Erik Lensherr is a disturbed twelve-year-old who hears Charles Xavier as a voice in his head. Expect an out-of-control Tony Stark and a sinister plot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,867 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles X./Professor X - Complete
Sixty 12 Word X Men: First Class Fics by PragmaticHominid reviews
Shaw/Erik: Everyone always forgets who he killed Shaw for. She wasn't a Mutant. Charles/Rage: "Cue-ball," some guy said. Charles won't take responsibility for what happened next. Azazel/Erik: It was simple: Babka and vodka can mend a lot of bridges.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Introductions by ExasperateMe reviews
MOVIE A re-imaging of the scene were Tony Stark and Bruce Banner meet. Moved from the comics section.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Difference of Approach by thisisnotmybeautifulhouse reviews
Written for this quote No process is possible in which the sole result is the absorption of heat from a reservoir and its complete conversion into work.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Endgame by Saucery reviews
Kirk and Spock play chess. On and off the board. Or, the one in which Spock stealth-marries Kirk. Because Spock's sneaky that way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Regarding Fandoms by KarToon12 reviews
One Shot: Tony Stark discovers a piece of "fan art" that Steve drew that's...surprising, to say the least. Focuses mostly on Steve, but also gives insight into the various movies and TV shows the Avengers like to watch.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Game of Owns by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Prompt response for "He looked at the brave warriors standing before him and made his decision." The Avengers fall victim to organized sports. Team-fic. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Counting Lessons by PragmaticHominid reviews
Kurt's counting lesson was going well, right up until he ran out of fingers and found himself stuck on what came after six. "I don't have enough…" Kurt said to his parents, looking down at his hands.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Nightcrawler, Azazel
MetaSexual by Irena K reviews
or How Deadpool Failed to Get Charles and Erik to Declare Their Undying Love For Each Other. Kinkmeme prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
Understandings by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse, one shot. Prompt fill for "Agent Coulson was perhaps the creepiest person he'd ever met. Years later, his first impression still held." Rating for a modicum of violence. Stark, Coulson and Barton.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Human Frailty by thisisnotmybeautifulhouse reviews
"Sherlock, I'm not in the mood tonight, alright? I really can't handle hearing yet another explanation of how I'm an idiot whose opinion is utterly useless." No spoilers in sight, my friends.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Feline Persuasion by Unforgotten reviews
When Charles looks down at his wristwatch and realizes he's been going on about catnip brands for at least ten minutes, he realizes several other things too: he is officially a crazy cat person now. And he is never going to get laid again. AU, modern day.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Alike by Lucillia reviews
The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
By One Inch by Aoifa reviews
AKA 'I Know'. The Beach Scene happened, but with one difference: the bullet hit Charles one inch to the side, saving his legs. A few months later, Erik returns - and Charles greets him in a FAR less than loving way - in the beginning...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Someone Who Loves You by Lucillia reviews
Han marries the one he loves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Han S. - Complete
Hulkeye by Scrat and Jidders reviews
By the time everyone has begun to settle in, the established norm leaves Bruce a loner within the team – exactly where he wants to be.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Numbers by Unforgotten reviews
Erik's POV during Replay: After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by Ockermuller reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Wake Up and Smell the Pancakes by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
Kinkmeme prompt: In one universe, Erik left Charles. In another, he stayed. So what happens when the two Eriks get switched? "At first, Erik thinks he's dreaming. Then he realizes that this is Charles. Who is not paralyzed. And KISSING him."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Happy Thought by Unforgotten reviews
Charles and Erik go back in time from an X2-ish future to fix things, but go much farther into the past than they intended to, leaving Charles wondering if Erik will manage to find him in the past or not - or if Erik even made it into the past at all.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
An Avenger's Guide to Owling by peacefulsands reviews
Steve isn't quite sure what to make of Thor's current position or the look of absolute concentration on his face, but he stands back and watches for a while and Thor doesn't move a muscle. He steps quietly back inside and decides it must be some kind of
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Minor Fall, the Major Lift by Jukebox Hound reviews
This is how they piece it together and make it work. PTSD. 19999/movie-verse, Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
To The Team by Victoria LeRoux reviews
The team comes together after a mission gone wrong. Major fluff alert. Movieverse, team centric.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
run and run as the rain comes by scarlettblush reviews
The one where Charles and Erik are gayed up and raising four unruly teenagers. Except they don't realise it yet. Takes place during the training period.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Words by Gear42 reviews
It's hardly a secret that Logan's bad with words. One could even go so far as to say that it's a well known fact. It's certainly been the reason several of his past relationships have ended.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
For the People I Have Found by flowermasters reviews
Hank is a real freak, but luckily, Alex is willing to try playing hero for him. -XMFC AU, Hank/Alex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
come as you are by scarlettblush reviews
Hospital AU. The one where Charles unknowingly woos a coma patient with Pride and Prejudice. Years later, they meet again.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Strobelight Serenade by panicandstartariot reviews
Movieverse: The Avengers are shanghaied into chaperoning a prom. Steve can't handle teens, Natasha loves LMFAO, Bruce has a minion, Thor's lost his shoes, Clint's a hipster, and Tony's going to fix everything with the Macarena. Steve/Tony if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Dial 411 for Information by Reigen Doki reviews
Or how to kiss without those pesky lips. Jim's sneakiness leaves something to be desired and Spock is a touch telepath, as always. Fortunately, they're both romantics at heart. JimxSpock, Spork, whatever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Modern Vampire: A Guide, by Raven Xavier, Vampire by Keiran reviews
An obligatory Buffy AU. Features Raven the Vampire Slayer, Charles, the frumpy Watcher to whom nothing interesting should ever happen, and Erik, the penitent ensouled vampire. The preceding statement is 100% true.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
When William Stryker captures a precognitive and demands that she read the future to find a way for him to kill Magneto and/or Charles Xavier, he doesn't expect her to show everything that will happen if they die. Namely, the end of the f-ing world.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Static by mattmetzger reviews
When McCoy touches him, it's like striking flint to make fire. Five times Spock was reluctant to touch McCoy, five times he flinched upon doing so, and one time that it was just fine. M/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Falling for the Kittens by scio scribe reviews
Eames comes in late and carrying a box of kittens. Arthur would really like to not be amused. Complete and utter fluff.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
For the Warmth of Another by Edgar Night reviews
Charles is asexually frustrated.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fools Rush In by LoveSupreme reviews
AU: Erik runs a cafe on the edge of campus, and accidentally starts semi-stalking a chipper brunet who walks past every day on the way to university.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Absorbed In His Reading by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry likes to get lost in a good book, but someone else just wants him to get lost. A bit of magic and Harry suddenly realises new meaning in that phrase. Well, at least he's making friends... HxL implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Human Contact by Weesta reviews
Hank provides Alex with some needed contact.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
Sitz! by Unforgotten reviews
Erik gets turned into a doberman. XMFC, Crack, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Regurgitating Reflected Light by Keiran reviews
In Alex's defense, Erik's shark impressions were spot on. He has no one but himself to blame for the misunderstanding. Human AU. Sequel to Playing Havoc and Skidding Down The Sliding Scale.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
My Loyalty Is Yours, But My Uterus Isn't by Wingdance reviews
Really AU. - Uchiha Mikoto loves and respects her former sensei, Orochimaru. She's willing to overlook his faults and crimes, and there are a lot of them. She's still not giving him her baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Mikoto U., Orochimaru - Complete
RUMBLE! by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,597 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Pith by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
George Weasley falls in love with a shy gardener. SLASH George Weasley/Neville Longbottom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2012 - George W., Neville L. - Complete
Left and Right by psychobabblers reviews
Charles is a Jedi in a galaxy ruled by the Sith. Erik is a Sith lord, feared as the emperor's apprentice. Their paths collide when Erik takes Charles prisoner, leading them down a new road that will bring an empire to its knees. Star Wars AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
It Just May Be a Happy New Year by flowermasters reviews
Alex kisses Hank at midnight, and new things begin. -First Class oneshot, Hank/Alex fluff.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
No More Hiding by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
It's Raven who finds the single flaw in his theory, and asks the innocent question that changes everything. "When you say no more hiding, Erik, do you mean that for everyone? Even . . . Charles?"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Our Time Is Now by Soxman reviews
Time travel. One of the most well-known types of Harry Potter fanfiction. A different take on a familiar classic. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 5,918 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Do You Trust Me With Your Dreams? by FlamingoOnFire reviews
"Arthur, do you trust me?" "With my life." "With your dreams?" -Revamped-
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Pure Chocolate Silk by Regina93 reviews
How the scene on the Island should have happened...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Mr Eames and the Third Eye by AvocadoLove reviews
After a near fatal reaction to a experimental somnacin mixture, Eames wakes up with the ability to see auras.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Eames, Arthur
A Very Supernatural Advent Calendar by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Fics posted every day, right up until christmas : Fluff, porn, angst...luck of the draw really. : Destiel, Sabriel etc. T right now WILL BE M IN LATER CHAPTERS just fyi.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Near Miss by Macx reviews
Logan comes to Westchester with a request. He needs Charles' help with another Cursed. But Charles has really no idea what he's getting into as he follows Logan to where the young man is hiding... Shifterverse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Cruel To Be Kind by flowermasters reviews
Hank's self-esteem issues are not easily shaken. Neither is Alex Summers. -First Class ficlet, Hank/Alex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Please Stay by Elfprinzess reviews
ONESHOT - An AU ending to X-Men: First Class - Charles collapses due to the strain of holding Shaw still through all the pain. How will this change Erik's decision and actions? Please read and review
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Irresistible by upwiththebirds reviews
XMFC - Charles was, Erik realized, somewhat irresistible in his button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbows in the heat of the bar. The alcohol was definitely not helping. Cherik!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
What Makes A Man? SPNWD verse by daksgirl reviews
Little drabble set after my SPNWD fic. Daryl can't sleep, Sam wants to help, and Gabriel is being a dick as per usual. Basically PWP. Maybe without the plot. Sam/Daryl with a dash of Sam/Daryl/Gabriel. DON'T JUDGE MEEEE. Rated M.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sam W., Daryl D. - Complete
I'll Take the Force of the Blow by Safaia reviews
Moira fired seven bullets on the beach that day but the sixth changed everything. However, they forget that just because they are hiding they cannot be found and that fear makes rational men do desperate things.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Walking Supernatural: A SPNWD Crossover by daksgirl reviews
The dead are walking the earth and Dean Winchester is having a very bad day. Note: This story will contain slash eventually of the Destiel variety. Rated mature for coarse language, violence and future sexy situations.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Dean W., Daryl D. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 7,627 - Follows: 1,637 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Point Of View by MsLanna reviews
X-Men First Class: On the morning of the Cuba Crisis, things are little different from how they should be. Erik and Charles have no time to set things right before they need to ship out and fight. Erik/Charles movie!canon AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Mine Iron Heart by psychobabblers reviews
The life and trials of a former Dark Lord of the Sith on the run from an empire with several immature young Jedi and their slightly-older-but-still-immature Jedi Master, who just might be the love of his life. Part 2 of my Star Wars AU 'verse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Less Funny In Space by exiled mind reviews
The ship's internal communication systems are down, leading to frustration and embarrassingly garbled messages.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
A few months after Cuba, Charles receives an unexpected phone call. And this is not the first surprise that Erik Lehnsherr, terrorist, ex lover, and friend, has in store for the telepath. A fixit two-parter. Rated for angst and language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Five Times Charles Lost His Temper by Lover of Angelus reviews
Just because Charles is the nicer of him and Erik, it was often forgotten that when Charles was mad, it was best to just leave the room. And by "the leave the room", it was meant that one should "run for your effing life". CHERIK SLASH, LANGUAGE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
I Block Out What Everyone Has to Say by planetofmars reviews
"Tony, I never agree with you." Ha-ha, plot? What plot? PWP with a shot of self reflecting angst at the end.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift by Adrence reviews
Harry dies after deafeating Voldemort and is offered a second chance by the Goddess Morrighan. Will he be able to defeat Voldemort again? Story is a continuation of ideas from Aya Machhiato's Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
All is Allowed when Stealing Food by Linnay reviews
SLASH mild .DRABBLE.AU.PWP.SILLINESS. Beware the food and meat loving monster that is your captain because he'll do anything to get his, that's right, meat.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Luffy - Complete
Misconceptions by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
Eames and Arthur were getting closer than ever, but recently Arthur's suddenly become more distant and Eames wants to know why. So when he catches Arthur attached to the sleep machine he seizes the opportunity to find out. EamesxArthur slashuff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Stinging and Older, Asleep on Pins by Citizenjess reviews
Some forty years into their relationship, Charles broaches the subject of safe sex with Magneto. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Skidding Down the Sliding Scale by Keiran reviews
Sequel to 'Playing Havoc'. Alex chalks up his grudging love for his dad to Stockholm Syndrome. He's not going to stand idly by while Erik harvests Mr. Xavier's innocent soul, however. Human AU. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Honor And The Luxury by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
My take on the gay marriage prompt for our boys. Takes place in some lovely universe where X3 doesn't exist, but same era. Warnings: Old!Cherik. Feelings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Replay by Unforgotten reviews
After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Banana Pancakes by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Bobby comes to a realization about this "thing" he and Crowley have going on. FINALLY fixed!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Magnetism by JacksBoonie reviews
X-Men: First Class. He goes to Charles in the night, slipping into the hospital unnoticed and finding the telepath's room with little difficulty...The other man emits something that Erik cannot resist; like he's being pulled towards him. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Obvious Advice by WingedWolf121 reviews
Meet Erik Lensherr, from X-Men Fist Class. He's about to leave Charles Xavier on a freaking beach surrounded by hostile ships, thus erasing any chance he ever had at happiness. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. Crack. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Divergent Path by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 197 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Love is as a Fever by ereshai reviews
Written for a prompt - Eames quotes Shakespeare to seduce Arthur.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Shipping ChErik by Persephone Corelli reviews
Deadpool ships ChErik, with a T-shirt
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Sorting Hat by Limited-Fantasy reviews
The Avengers, Loki, Coulson, and Nick Fury discuss what houses they'd be sorted into if they were wizards from Harry Potter.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines by flowermasters reviews
Erik can't help but admit that Charles does have fine taste in automobiles. -First Class oneshot, humor and sexual implications, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Movie Night by Shuggie reviews
As part of integrating Steve into the modern world, Tony sets aside one night a week to watch movies. It's supposed to be just him and Steve, but everyone else joins in on the party. Movie-verse. Tony/Steve pre-slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Blush of Youth by SageK reviews
Professor X, Magneto and Mystique get de-aged to before the whole Shaw/Cuba debacle. The modern X-men have to cope.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Yusuke Potter by fringeperson reviews
"Boy Who Lived" huh? They have No. Freakin'. Idea. Besides, haven't they clued on yet that to get a name like that, there has to be death involved? And his life was just getting good too. A 'Yusuke is Harry' story. Oneshot, complete, do not own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fuses by mattmetzger reviews
Leonard blows a Vulcan fuse or two. Spock...has his fuses blown. Please note rating.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Thor Found Out by fullmetalkahn reviews
In which a normal morning is interrupted, the orange juice runs out, a fight is started and Thor finds something out which he didn't want to know. My first story and total crack, so be nice
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Thor - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Education or Why Cerebro was Built by Hippies by NezumiPi reviews
A sequel to All Along the Watchtower beginning 4 months after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Can you fight a war and build a school at the same time? Charles and Erik struggle with compromise, practicality, and drug enforcement policies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,065 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Backlash Shifter 'verse by Macx reviews
Something went wrong. Very wrong. It leaves Charles running on instinct and Erik trying to pick up the pieces... well, kinda. It's more like chasing a rat...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What You Do To Me by Weesta reviews
Alex/Hank - 4 times Hank and Alex didn't kill each other and 1 time Hank didn't kill Sean
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Seeking Control by Weesta reviews
Alex turns to Hank when he's feeling out of control.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
Let Me Hear You Say by cityofmist reviews
Charles slips up and calls Erik 'darling' in front of a roomful of CIA agents. Charles is horrified; Erik finds the whole thing rather amusing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
X-Men: First Class. In which Charles uses his powers for evil - sort of - and Erik reminds himself that emotion is weakness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Addiction by Elerrina Star reviews
An X-Men: First Class fic. Charles Xavier knew so much and yet so little about the dangers of addiction. No slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Harry Potter: Healing Hands by Oruma Yar reviews
Harry, indignant over Remus Lupin's resignation at the end of his third year, has an epiphany-and channel his "saving-people-thing" differently. He wants to become a Healer. Ch-19 Confrontations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
Realisation by Life-Could-Be-This reviews
When something that's still alive is buried in a shallow dump, its first instinct is to claw its way or, you know, hope that the rancid smell would attract curious passer-bys. That's about what happened to Charles' denial regarding his feelings for Eric.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Groovy by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
X-Men: First Class. Let's bond our mutations, baby. Drabble, Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Confide in Me by dreaminghour reviews
AU: Erik is a Nazi-Hunter and Charles a Psychologist. Erik's boss shows concern for his suicidal work drive, and he is sent to Dr. Xavier. Greek homoerotic poetry used for extra angst. Gift for Carolinmescalin. Prompt was 'Half an Hour' by CP Cavafy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
FBI Really? by Midnights Song reviews
Harry doubted their story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Misunderstandings by exileena reviews
What was so wrong with a brother not wanting to see his sister naked?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Mutant Matchmakers by SageK reviews
Prompt: Everyone around them starts conspiring to get Charles and Erik together. For the Erik/Charles Summer Fic Exchange
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
An Interesting Situation by Grooviest Mutation reviews
Sequel to An Unexpected Request. XM:FC Something as simple as a stroll through the Xavier mansion grounds can be a catalyst for something extraordinary. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Breathless by Macx reviews
After the events in Shadowside Creek, Charles and Erik have a private moment together in the library. Their scars may differ, but they see them in each other. Shadowside 'verse, canonAU. ErikxCharles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Shadowside by Macx reviews
It was supposed to be an easy trip to find another mutant. It wasn't supposed to nearly separate the anchor line between Charles and Erik... or leave Erik fighting for his life and Charles for his sanity... canonAU, ErikxCharles, Shadowside 'verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,093 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Find him by BecauseFandom reviews
For as long as he can remember, Erik has had only one thought which drives him. An overwhelming, sometimes incomprehensible need to iFind him/i.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble by lyralyca reviews
Dean/Castiel Hogwarts AU for Fic Prompt Contest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All The Right Signs by TheBeingOfEverything reviews
Puu has been acting rather strangely towards Hiei lately. Kurama knows why, Yusuke is clueless, and Keiko is beginning to suspect.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hiei, Yusuke U. - Complete
Love, Listography, and Divine Intervention by ayashina reviews
Including a generous amount of sulking, brooding, peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches, and the occasional ancient deity. Love stories aren't always story shaped. Modern!AU, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Interpreting Spock by Jaylee1 reviews
Bottom line: he knew his Spock, thus he knew, unequivocally, that Spock was sick and being rather shifty about it .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Playing Havoc by Keiran reviews
Alex disapproves of school car washes, despite the abundance of wet bikinis on pretty girls. Erik doesn't approve of his son shirking money-making duties. Human AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Territory by Macx reviews
Erik and Charles are settling into their relationship, but with the arrival of Logan, Erik's instincts go haywire and in overprotective mode. It doesn't help that Charles, his Charles!, is interested in the intruder's mutation. Rat and Shark AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What Drove Him to This Decision by justsimplymeagain reviews
Victor didn't know what drove him to follow the little Howlett boy who was his newly discovered brother, or why. Was it because they were the same? Was it because the boy needed him or was it because the boy made Victor feel normal?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Interlude 6: Kurt's First BAMF by pbw reviews
Kurt has always been just a *wee* bit mischievous.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Nightcrawler, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Procurement Strategy by Macx reviews
Xavier mansion is a big, empty place that no one has lived in for a very long time. With Charles healing from his injuries, Erik is in charge, and realizes they will need more than just money to make Charles' dream a reality. AU. Read the notes inside!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
There's More Than One Of Everything by Macx reviews
Erik was born different. He was one of the Cursed. He was a shark, a trained killer, a weapon. And he was a loner - until Charles stepped into his life. But who is Charles, aside from annoying and curious and adorable? Erik is about to find out. AU 'verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Here by ChristianGateFan reviews
Charles/Erik post-Cuba AU. Erik stayed. Charles can walk, but with some pain. What the team needs is some bonding time, and they take a vacation to Tennessee to get it. Will it help Charles and Erik get back to where they almost were before the beach?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Down Eisenhower Road by Medie reviews
Charles won't look at him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Interlude 4: Forgiveness by pbw reviews
Forgiveness takes a while even for someone as compassionate as Charles Xavier.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Spin So Ceaselessly by MaeCalhoun reviews
Sequal to Softly We Tremble. Character development by way of gratuitous sex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Surrender to Hope by Macx reviews
First Class timeline. It was a dark and stormy night. No, really. It was. And things go downhill from there. Canon!AU. For one reality the beach ended differently. In another things played out so wrong. CharlesxErik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Visiting Spock by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- Sarek visits his son, who is in a peculiar situation. MPreg, Spones, some Fluff, mostly Humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
An Uncomfortable Possibility by einfach mich reviews
Nick Fury hits a nerve with Tony Stark. Based on events that may or may not have happened in the new Captain America movie. A humorous drabble with slashy implications.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Nick F. - Complete
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
5 Times Charles Fanboyed Over a Mutant's Power by ice illuser reviews
...and Erik went WTF 1 time they were just used to it . Or Raven's continuing quest to chronicle life in the Xavier-Lehnsherr Academy. Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
5 Times Sarek Was a Tad Overprotective by madwriter223 reviews
and 1 Time He Realized He Had a Successor. Humor and Family fluff, slight Spones at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
30 Snapshots BobbyCrowley by madwriter223 reviews
COMPLETE 30 snapshots featuring the life of Bobby and Crowley. Will be crack, will be romance. Rating may vary. Established relationships, possible cameos of other characters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Contour by ayashina reviews
"The spaces that curve and stretch into Charles-shaped gaps in the universe to accommodate his sheer muchness are what captivate Erik the most about Charles." First Class, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
All Along the Watchtower by NezumiPi reviews
A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,530 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Buddies by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Alex has this annoying-creepy-stalker-girl after him, and he wants to be rid of her. So he asks Sean for an odd favor, and it seems to go well, but it's not like Sean can pretend it didn't happen. .:. Alex/Sean twoshot. Hints of Cherik. Slash, obviously!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sean C./Banshee, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Not Half As Blinding by Keiran reviews
Cuban beach AU. Charles discovers that death does, in fact, solve everything. Fix it fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
All The Love You Stole by cityofmist reviews
Charles falls for Erik. Erik does not fall for Charles. Charles has more options than the average person would in this situation, and does not hesitate to misuse them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vox Populi by ayashina reviews
"Alex can't see where his legs end under that sweat shirt, and he wouldn't be surprised if they went all the way up to Sean's collarbone." Alex/Sean, Erik/Charles, Modern!Au. Warnings inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sean C./Banshee, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Five Plus One Pictures Make A Life by Terres De Brume reviews
OR: 5 Pictures Erik Doesn't Appear And 1 Where He Does. -Part of the Spit In My Face Verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Jealousy by Draiq reviews
Charles didn't expect the sudden wave of jealousy that washed over him. Eight drabble of the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Calm by Draiq reviews
Charles could no more leave his friend than he could stop breathing. Seventh drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Push by Draiq reviews
Charles is out of practice. Sixth drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Stirring by Draiq reviews
Erik wishes he didn't have to be on his guard all of the time, but Charles is just that good. The fifth drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Beginning by Draiq reviews
Charles had decided that yes, he did want to play this game. The fourth drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Reader by Draiq reviews
How can Erik hide, when Charles sees all that he is? The third drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Foreboding by Draiq reviews
To Erik, the other man was a complete mystery. Second drabble of the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Not Alone by Draiq reviews
It's all Charles can do to shut the emotions out as he swings over the rail, and down into the icy water. First drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
To Be A Flyman by Madam Mimm reviews
My very first A.U., please be kind. On the 7th of February, 1928, Gabriel buys a theatre. His brother Castiel gets roped into helping keep it afloat, and he meets several people who change his life. In full disclosure, Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabe Now Finished!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,710 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Four Deadly Words by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"She did this, Charles." .:. Erik is shot by Moira. Charles has a psychotic break. Moira loses her life. Erik loses his legs. And Charles' dreams become warped..:. a twist on the ending of First Class, inspired by a fanart. Slash. A dark!Charles oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
How To Form Full Smiles by Terres De Brume reviews
Wait, this is a school?" The would-be photograph looks more like a James Bond cache, overly luxurious and sight-catching, the kind of place that should be forever surrounded by tourists and would-be-spies paparazzi. -Pt 9 of the Spit in my Face Verse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Burn the Book to Turn the Page by Terres De Brume reviews
1st Class AU, Part 9 of the Spit in My Face Verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Freiheit by Romanec reviews
XFC AU. Erik meets Herr Doktor at the front of the Camp in 1944. Charles meets Doctor Shaw in his home in 1945. They swear to each other that one day, when they are strong enough, they will kill the Doctor, and then things will change. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
I Have a Holy Duty to Unzip Your Genes by Jukebox Hound reviews
"Genetics, my fine man," Charles declares, unperturbed when Erik has to poke him back upright on his stool, "is God's finest miracle." Charles/Erik, fusion with 'Good Omens.'
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
If by Somnacin reviews
An alternate ending centered on what would have happened IF Charles had managed to remove Shaw's helmet. set in First Class movie 'verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Molten by RestlessPuppy reviews
FIRST CLASS. Charles experiments with a new toy that just so happens to be made from metal. Erik notices. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Once More With Feeling by ice illuser reviews
"Charles, you have to go find Erik! And sing with him! Or else we're going to have to go through that whole song-and-dance routine again!"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
On the Breakers by Skull Bearer reviews
Response to this prompt: Being thrown into metal pipes/walls by the force of a nuclear reactor WOULD HURT REALLY BAD. SERIOUS INTERNAL INJURIES OCCURRED DURING THAT FIGHT. When Charles tackles him to stop the missiles Erik just goes unconscious.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Turkish Carpets are Not a Threat by ayashina reviews
Alternately titled "Things Charles did involving Erik in the vicinity of antiques that his mother would have hypothetically grounded him for." First Class, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
While Love Commands You by Citizenjess reviews
Erik and Charles become domestic partners, circa 1982. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Kiss at the Beach by XavierLehnsherr reviews
Just a something I came up with from a prompt on LiveJournal.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Love Love, or How Love Santa Saved the World by carzla reviews
[One Shot - X-Men: First Class] Before they were Professor X and Magneto, they were... Love Santa!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
The King's Gambit by Shtuff reviews
AU after X-Men: First Class. In a world where mutants are ruthlessly hunted by the government, the combined forces of Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr encounter a man who could be their undoing. A man who has fully earned the title of "monster."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,382 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Unexpected by Draiq reviews
Sometimes it's too tempting not to just pull the trigger. Ninth drabble in the series 'Two Minds As One'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Today We Tell The World by Terres De Brume reviews
Spit In My Face Verse Pt 7. "Today, my friends, the World looks at our community, not Mutants, not Humans, but Mutants and Humans, together." Erik follows Charles to the very first Mutant Pride Parade.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Wade Wilson, Bringer of Chaos, Thief of Bikes by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Deadpool spots James one day and decides to confront him, and steal his motorcycle. Chaos ensues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 257 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
5 Times Erik Woke Alone And 1 Time He Didn't by BalrogsBreath reviews
What it says on the tin. Takes place throughout Erik's life and ends in an AU for the beach scene. Implied Charles/Erik but nothing explicit or even specific . References to violence.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Point Blank by Citizenjess reviews
AU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Impromptu Visitors by Terres De Brume reviews
1st Class AU, Spit in my Face Verse -Two visitors show up unexpected, and Charles is in for an improvised plea for tolerance between Humans and Mutants.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
A Place To Fit In by Terres De Brume reviews
Charles sighs heavily, resigned to the fact that his first Gay Pride has now reached the feared state of botched up… He's 21 and Raven, fourteenth year well engaged, finds his ever-present blush absolutely hilarious. -Spit in my Face 'Verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Raven/Mystique - Complete
The Entrance of Jashin, aka Mr Black by Scholar of Time reviews
Hidan's come up with a new Jutsu, and far away in another dimension, a certain anthropomorphic personification is going to be disturbed from his much-deserved rest. Rated M for Hidan's language, noslash, w/thanks to calysto-antonsen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Hidan
I Want You To Spit In My Face by Terres De Brume reviews
A 1st Class Story. Professor Charles Xavier rescues a student from anti-Mutant bullying by using some... surprising methods.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Grope by cy-grl reviews
Luffy accidently hits Zoro with one of his attacks. No pairings.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
All About You by MieKiki reviews
Just a silly little thing that came to my mind when I watched X-Men: First Class. Rated just to be safe.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Boy Who Spoke With Ghosts by AvocadoLove reviews
No one suspects Arthur. He's too practical, too organized, too sensible to believe in the supernatural. Fusion with The Sixth Sense. Inception Kink prompt: Arthur's real name is Cole Sear.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Marry Me by craziunderurbed999 reviews
Gohan has a question for Piccolo. Fluff, but gets dirtier later on. PiccoloxGohan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Trust by nyssa123 reviews
AU- After Cuba, Erik decides not to leave. It's all different, now- as Charles adjusts to life in a wheelchair, Erik has to atone for what he's done. In real life, nothing is ever easy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Stretched Thin by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: Charles is exhausted and his head is pounding. He just needs a moment to himself, but it gets harder and harder as the day goes on. Erik helps him relax. side Alex/Hank, unrequited Hank/Raven
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Communication by Handful of Silence reviews
Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 349 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Onslaught by Skull Bearer reviews
Answer to this prompt on kinkmeme: "Teamwork fics are win. Alone, Charles is a powerful telepath, and Erik is the master of metal and magnetism. But when Charles uses his powers to amplify Erik's, Erik is unstoppable, and vice-versa." First Class fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Aches and Pains by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
X-Men: First Class. Constantly using his powers leaves Charles with a debilitating headache. Erik takes care of him. Erik/Charles, pre-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Evolution by chi-chi-chimera reviews
AU beach scene. Charles finds the words to change Erik's mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Legacy by Handful of Silence reviews
Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Hangover Mutant Style by SageK reviews
Prompt: Hangover style! Charles and Erik wake up in bed together with no memory of what happened the previous night...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Glowbug by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
She finds the glowing guy passed out in her front yard, little wisps of white light drifting upwards from his open mouth and dissipating on the slight breeze. First in the 'Son of the Morning' sequence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Secrets by mattmetzger reviews
Five people who were shocked by Spock and McCoy's relationship, and one who wasn't. Oneshot, Spock/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Bed by Lang Noi reviews
There were times when Minato, just getting in from an A-ranked mission and bound solely for bed, would turn on the lights to find that his team of former genin had stolen his bed. This was one of them. Good thing Kushina's there to take care of him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Serenity by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. Charles brings Erik a litle peace.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Errors in Communication by beckett77 reviews
In one day, she went from cadet to officer, she saw an entire planet destroyed, and she discovered with certainty that he did not love her back - he was meant for someone else.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Flames of the Sun by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have to defend his honor because Sam does it for him. A companion piece to "Phases of the Moon."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Five Times Spock Noticed Jim's Hands by MarillaT'Pel reviews
and one time he just had to touch. Typical five and one story. Rated for suggestive stuff and Spock's somewhat dirty thoughts! I don't own.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Emotional Sensibilities by Handful of Silence reviews
John gets irritated when Anderson and the other Yarders call Sherlock names. Sherlock is pleasantly surprised that the doctor gets so angered on his behalf. S/J established.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dress Conventions by Handful of Silence reviews
Sherlock gets a gift from Mycroft in the form of an old fashioned deerstalker hat. John is a little distracted by exactly how good it looks on the detective. S/J established.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cost of a Kiss by Himura Seraphina reviews
Nyota wasn't prepared for this - the sight of Kirk of the thousand one-night stands, and McCoy, gruff and snarky divorcee, in a lip-lock that could've powered the warp core. Or for it to be so hot. Jim-and-Bones prompt fill.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Study in Blue by TheShoelessOne reviews
On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Fair Verona the no such thing as dignity remix by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
'Looking at the contemplative expression on Lucifer's face, Sam thinks that this has the potential to be either very bad, or completely awesome.' Written for Remix Redux 9. Two humans and two archangels in the Cage.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sam W., Adam M. - Complete
Reflections of a Jinchurikki by uo-chou reviews
The Fourth Hokage uses a different technique to seal the Kyuubi, granting Naruto a special ability like the other Jinchurikki have. The ninja world is not prepared for the arrival of a true Jinchurikki of the nine tailed fox!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Never Anger An Ice Maiden by pupeez4eva reviews
Yusuke lets it slip that Hiei is Yukina's brother. She doesn't react the way they thought she would...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
When Somebody Loved Me, Everything Was Beautiful by AvocadoLove reviews
For as long as Eames could remember it had always been he and Darling in his cabin, until the day the real thing showed up. Eames/Arthur Pre-relationship. Limbo fic.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Please Leave A Message by mattmetzger reviews
There would always be speculation as to their relationship. Too bad nobody thought to check Commander Spock's communicator. Developing K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dietary Intervention by aechfic reviews
When he thinks about it too long, his head starts to hurt... LuZo; spoilers for Ch485 and earlier; warnings for mpreg parody with real medical basis that started as a stupid joke and turned into a serious on-going story. What? Nope, no idea.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Yuurei Ryoushi Naruto: Spirit Hunter Naruto by kyugan reviews
Request by Nero Sparda. Uzumaki Naruto has always wished to be accepted, to have some link to a family, to never be alone. What if someone offered to grant that wish...for a small service fee? Elements of XXX-Holic, Bleach & One Piece...Interested Yet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Come Away O Human Child by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by 'The Stolen Child' by WB Yeats. No one would consider Mortitia Addams a fairy, but she will certainly take the child away from the place of cruelty and more weeping than he could understand. Do NOT own. Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Morticia A. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Paying Rent by ncfan reviews
-Hiashi, Tsunade- Tsunade has something she wants to discuss with Hiashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hiashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Marriage Counselling by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Michael acts as a marriage counsellor for Lucifer and Dean, with some help from Adam. Sequel to 'What Archangels Have Joined Together.' Crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Michael, Adam M. - Complete
What Archangels Have Joined Together by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Gabriel/Sam, Dean/Lucifer - Gabriel didn't really die, instead he bound Dean and Lucifer together... this may be his best or worst prank ever. Crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Winchester, Dean: HUFFLEPUFF! by ammcj062 reviews
Being extremely loyal to his friends and family, Dean Winchester is sorted into Hufflepuff. It's a completely logical progression, had anyone else spotted the first half besides the Sorting Hat. Hogwarts has never seen a Hufflepuff quite like him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Office with a View by swabloo reviews
Dean is understandably confused. I mean, come on. It ain't exactly every day you get to meet death without, y'know, an appointment . Supernatural/ Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,677 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
What's in a Name by My Little Lolita reviews
The origin of Pan's name.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
For Patches by Lucillia reviews
Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
Minuet by Lucillia reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Declarations by mattmetzger reviews
Any idiot can have a Vegas wedding; it takes the little things to declare love. And Jim knows, with complete certainty, that he is loved. Five such small declarations of love and devotion. K/S, oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Phases of the Moon by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have commitment issues because Sam has them for him. A sequel to "Curvature of the Earth"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Had A Dream by InnocentGuilt reviews
George Kirk has been hopping universes for thirteen years, and when he finally makes it back to his own...well, it's been a lot more than thirteen years for them. background Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, past George/Winona, slight Winona bashing. Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2011 - George K. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
It Was You by My Little Lolita reviews
Trunks pulls Piccolo aside for a brief talk about Gohan's transformation. I don't know, may be considered slightly AU and slightly OOC? First fanfic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry, I am Your Father by Faust VII reviews
Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 5,775 - Follows: 6,743 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Kaleidoscope by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. This could've been a different story. Six times the world went wrong. Or perhaps right.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Triumphant Grace by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Zachariah makes the mistake of going after the Winchesters again, Michael and Gabriel track down Raphael and have a chat, and Team Free Will settle into their changed dynamics. Sequel to Hidden Grace.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
A Knight and His Maidens by madwriter223 reviews
"Worst. Away mission. EVER." Crack and BAMF!McCoy, because there isn't enough awesome of the Doctor in the world.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Times McCoy Was Fluent in Vulcan by madwriter223 reviews
And 1 Time More Just For Fun' implied Spock/McCoy, mostly humor, teensy bit of romanse. SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hidden Grace by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There's a reason no one can find Michael. Oh yeah, and Dean's not just a Vessel. AU. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
First Taste by Lucillia reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just a Jealous Guy by 1lostone reviews
Bones had never really realized just how manipulative his ex wife was. Or just how jealous he could really be. Jealous/Angst...with the added bonus of... Kidfic?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Coming Home by aechfic reviews
What begins as a happy reunion, because everyone is accounted for and more-or-less in one piece, unexpectedly turns awkward as hell... LuZo/ZoLu; spoilers for Ch598 and earlier. Warnings for language/sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,191 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
On Marriage by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. John had met a really nice girl named Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Slight Overreaction by exiled mind reviews
At this rate, Joanna McCoy is never going to date. Ever. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: New
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4777 - Favs: 10,056 - Follows: 11,570 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Plans and Schemes by exiled mind reviews
Chris, Leonard, and Jim go on vacation. Jim objects to Chris and Leonard's emergency plans. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Texts From Last Night
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/30/2010 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Supernatural Omens by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There's Dean and Sam and Cas, plus Gabriel. Then there's Crowley and Aziraphale, who have fought apocalypses before. Maybe Team Free Will 2.0 has a better chance than anyone thought. Formerly titled 'A Flash Bastard & a Guy In Tartan.'
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Accident Prone by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Ginerva wondered just what it was about her that seemed to draw the attention of attractive, teenage Dark Lords. Time Travel. Oneshot. Rare Pair: Gellert Grindelwald x Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ginny W., Gellert G. - Complete
Of Lirpas and Laras, You say it best by Jaylee1 reviews
Livejournal ksadvent submission for the prompt: Spock has almost nothing of Vulcan. Kirk searches the universe for things to give him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 448 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Insinuations by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Harry's encounter with Tom in the chamber never really went according to plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cookies and Cakes Oh My! by KLMeri reviews
In Bones' world, baking for that special someone is akin to sharing affection. Except Bones is stuck on the 'Fleet campus for Christmas and there is only one possible reason - or person - that could have triggered the need to bake in Leonard McCoy. K/M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 334 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On Perspective by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. The detective needs to keep things fresh to keep his mind from slowing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Invitation by exiled mind reviews
Spock is protective of the Captain's chair. McCoy... takes advantage of an opportunity. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: photo prompts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by spacemonkey69 reviews
Once the war is over, Michael finds himself faced with a disappointed Father and only one solution: convince Castiel and Dean Winchester to have sex. Crack, utter crack. Written during Season 4
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Enterprise's OTP by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Freedom Dreamer by fringeperson reviews
Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Shanks - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Hush by fishwrites reviews
Arthur loves Eames in a unconditional, overwhelming sort of way. A week later, Arthur goes missing. Ten days after that, Eames finds him unconscious in a hotel, the PASIV humming gently by the bed. in which Arthur deliberately traps himself in Limbo
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Ellipsis the Great reviews
For a request on the Star Trek Kink Meme on Live Journal. 'Hikaru Sulu is a single father... Full Summary Inside ' Sulu/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Just This Once by Khilari reviews
Andy's worked out who left the message for his toys to be donated and he'd like an explanation.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Woody, Andy D. - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thank You, Dear by justasimplesketch reviews
Written for the Inception Kink Meme. A sleep-deprived Arthur accidentally calls Eames by a pet name in front of the team. Fluff. Established Relationship.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 352 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 421 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 925 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Any Colour You Like by PenPistola reviews
A chronicle of Arthur and Eames' relationship in six stages, each identified by a color.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Family Portrait by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Jensen learns a lot about Cougar's past from a photograph. "HOLY- YOUR DAD IS MACHETE!" Slight mentions of a crossover, inspired by the movie Machete. M/M cuddles, slight sadness, swearing, and Jensen being a nutjob.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Idiosyncratic Resilience by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] "Did you know that when I was five years old, I fell out a third story window?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Courting of Mr Eames by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Nobody courts like Arthur courts.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nature by Lucillia reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Everybody Loves Arthur by 16-LtFox reviews
Based on a prompt from inception kink meme: Four times Cobb, Ariadne, Yusuf and Saito said "I love you" to Arthur One time Eames said that, and he meant that!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Alcoba Azul by LaVioleBlanche reviews
As I mentioned in Estaci del Anima: Cougar tells Jensen how he feels. In Spanish. Cougar feels better, Jensen has no clue what's going on, and everything goes well. Then Jensen buys a Spanish dictionary. M/M Rated M for later chapters.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
I am the Prophet Chuck by madwriter223 reviews
Written for the Bobby/Crowley Prompt Meme: Discussing the strange presence of duct-tape bondage in the Winchester Gospels. Some crack I think , and Prophet!Chuck.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart Is through His Coffee Cup by Rat-chan reviews
Eames woos a coffee loving Arthur with his beverage of choice. Eames/Arthur coffee romance.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Big Heart Doth Not a Loving Giant Make by CeliaEquus reviews
"He's so... tiny," she whispered. It broke Fridwulfa's heart to give up her family. Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Fridwulfa, Rubeus H. - Complete
Suspension Bridge, op 4 by Chibi Lurrel reviews
"Eames meets Arthur in a pub in London. Or, Eames meets Arthur's gun when he tries to steal Arthur's wallet in a pub in London." Arthur/Eames, getting trigger-happy. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Lightning's Tale by Riddle Master 101 reviews
Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,995 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The One Where Sulu Files a Complaint by tinuelena reviews
Sulu notices that Kirk touches Spock. A lot. So, on behalf of the Commander, he files a sexual harassment complaint. The problem? Kirk has no idea what he's been doing, and Spock never complained because he likes it. One-shot prompt fill.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Why Fangirl Dreams Should Never Happen by Reda reviews
/one shot/ My sister and I get the power to bring our favorite One Piece characters to our world. Warning: CRACK! Yaoi-ish! LuZo/SanZo/ZoSan and ZoroxChopper fluff inside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Of Cats and Dogs by madwriter223 reviews
Leonard growled when he noticed the new scent. It was a Cat. Goddamn pointy-ear. AU, where the guys are either pets or pet-owners. slight McCoy/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Whatshisname by thathottrekkiechick reviews
One Shot. Just fun XD enjoy and review!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
pseudonymous by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
The way Eames rolls Arthur's name on his tongue manages to drain all the colour from Arthur's face.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Oh, Darling by Tubular Fox reviews
Arthur and Eames act inappropriately at work.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by Fox Sannin's Concept Corner reviews
After seeing the weakness of its vessel, the Kyuubi gives birth to a new Bloodline and bestows it upon its unwilling host with one command: Remind the world of the terror of the Kyuubi and return their fear to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,609 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Why Didn't We Do This Earlier? by Lucillia reviews
Krillin comes up with a much easier way of getting rid of Cell.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Krillin - Complete
Future Shock by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason why you should never send Prankster!Trunks and Goten back in time to warn anybody about anything.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
A Kiss Between Friends by DB2020 reviews
With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Genuinely Spooked by itakethewords reviews
What happened the first and last time Eames took on Arthur's image in the dreamscape.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Hagrid's Anger by 0Dutchy0 reviews
My first Fanfiction EVER. Hagrid figures out what happened to Harry in the Forest, and before anyone can stop him, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Rated T for a small ammount of violence. Read and more importantly REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Rubeus H., Harry P. - Complete
Curvature of the Earth by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Universal Constants by Linelen-again reviews
Five times Jim asked an important question. And then one more, to grow on.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Attractive by Lucillia reviews
It wasn't so much that Goku didn't know what an attractive woman looked like, but that Saiyans had different standards.
Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Goku, Master Roshi - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Four Smiles He Missed And One He Didn't by LithiumDoll reviews
Prompt - Five times Eames made Arthur smile.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Similarly Afflicted by Sonata Rapp reviews
"It's very difficult, isn't it? The split. On the one hand you want to be here. Here is where you have a life you can be proud of... But on the other, there you can be anything. Such possibilities." Part 1 of the Demon Trifecta series.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
For the Plot by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Everyone knows what Kakashi's favorite series is! But what if the reason he reads them is a little different than everyone thinks it is? Short and funny and a little crackish. But only a little.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Escape by LoveYouLikeWhoa reviews
What's the most resilient parasite? An idea.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Autonomous by The Secret Miracle reviews
Arthur has a private mission. So does Eames. Post-movie, different universe from Method. Slash. Rated mostly for language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Karma by ellemarchen reviews
You think it's karma because it's the only possible explanation that such a horrible human could be wearing your most precious person's face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Madara U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grooming Lessons by Rayhne reviews
The first of my winged!Crowley'verse series. This one is posted separately because it is rated M for slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Pimp Ship Flying High by exiled mind reviews
Crack. A translation mistake leaves the Enterprise crew with an interesting reputation on a newly discovered planet. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
All Business Up Front, Party In The Back by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam and Dean are somewhat shocked to meet Ash's lover... SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Harry P., Ash] - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Love by Momosportif reviews
Slightly pre-series ShanksBen. All goes according to Shanks' plan when Makino overhears he and Beckman's loaded conversation - much to Ben's chagrin. But Makino is not the only one Shanks is trying to fool. All lovely character's are Oda's! Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Benn Beckman, Shanks - Complete
Did It Hurt? by kaitouahiru reviews
Pickup lines just don't work on Castiel and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I like you, Mr Piccolo! by Kittysneko1119 reviews
The four times Gohan told Piccolo he likes him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Five Times Jim Stood Up For His Crew by Protector of Canon2 reviews
and the one time they returned the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
But Aren't You Meant To Be Dead by checkerbloom reviews
Written for the 'but aren't you meant to be dead' challenge on lj. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. The Dark Tournament was over, and the boat was waiting for them all.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jin, Yusuke U. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 7,197 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Real Romance Dawn by laydee-jiraya reviews
For Luffy, it was love at first sight. For Zoro, it would take some getting used to. Will Luffy be able to win him over? What will this mean for Boa Hancock? And will Zoro die of laughter when okama Sanji rejoins the crew? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 239 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Time Travel by ladyowl reviews
"Theoretical and Experimental Method for Long Range Time Travel," by H.J.Potter. Everyone Harry loves is dead, so he decides to go back in time. etc. etc. For anyone who thinks the usual "deus-ex-machina" time travel idea is badly developed. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Social Experiment by Port in the Storm reviews
Everyone assumed that the Yondaime was dead when they found his empty clothes and a baby wrapped in a blanket. But appearances are deceiving, and not everything is as it seems. There is a reason why his body was never found. A challenge by EDelta88.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Minato N.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 666 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Redefined by exiled mind reviews
Spock is captured by an enemy and Leonard... overreacts. A ficlet from the Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: book titles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Main Character Never Dies by Migoto Kuragari reviews
You can't imagine that Hiei would keep his comments to himself during a movie. So what about a movie with brooding heroes and sparkling boyfriends? Not. A. Chance. A oneshot where Hiei and Kurama unwillingly go to the movies. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by salty-sarah reviews
The war is over, and Harry’s won it for them. Everyone’s celebrating Voldemort’s death. Sirius would rather celebrate Harry’s life. Warnings for mild slash. Harry/Sirius. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Monopoly by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry, Draco, Snape, Luna, and others wake up on an island that looks mysteriously like a monopoly board. How did they get there? Will they get home? How will they, friends and foe alike, interact now that their lives are a board game? Eventual M/M & F/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
How to Write an Amazing DBZ Fanfic by LadyEval reviews
I've observed some of the popular trends in the DBZ fanfiction world, and compiled them to make sure we have the same cliches and overdone storylines passed down to the next generation. Read and enjoy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wanting and the Having by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Spock helps T'Pring understand the nature of humanity and love, in a roundabout way. Kirk/Spock, T'Pring & Spock friendship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 182 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 288 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Prize for Good Behavior by exiled mind reviews
5 times McCoy was a mostly good patient, much to everyone's surprise, and the one time he understandably wasn't. McCoy/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belief by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Ask a Silly Question by exiled mind reviews
Joanna puts Jim on the spot. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: song titles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Those Eyes by zfirze reviews
Grimmjow wanted to see those eyes again. GrimmIchi, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revolution by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Sequel to HPatUC. There are many forces at work in the world; the most obvious ones are not always the most dangerous ones. Is there a greater Evil than the Dark Lord at play here? Who are our allies, and who are our enemies? Strong!HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5806 - Favs: 8,897 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Freaky Box Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When Belief Shapes Reality by Persnikitty reviews
Left for archival reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hearts and Minds by lahmrh reviews
K/S Prime, S/U, eventual K/S Reboot. When the Enterprise encounters a ship caught in the Nexus, their rescue attempt beams aboard someone unexpected; Kirk Prime. Kirk and Spock must then confront what their counterparts' relationship might mean for their own.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,554 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/26/2010 - [Spock, J. Kirk] Spock Prime - Complete
Is That What They're Calling It These Days? by On-A-Dare reviews
Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Golden Boy by PragmaticHominid reviews
When Raditsu joins the rest of the Saiyajin in Hell, he finds that his perception of his brother is very different from the one that their father holds. Drabble for the DBZ-Fanfic community on DA. The theme was "Disappointment."
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Raditz, Bardock - Complete
Fixation by cinnamonblood reviews
How Shiranui Genma found his weapon of choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Genma S. - Complete
Property of Sirius Black by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Warning: do not touch. Offenders of this warning may find themselves to be attacked by a large black dog within several hours of unauthorized contact. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Biobed Built for Two by crazywriter10 reviews
One can't sleep without the other. And sickbay needs a biobed built for two. Light slash of the Kirk/McCoy variety.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Casting by lunaryu reviews
If One Piece is a film and the characters are the actors and actresses... A series parody version drabbles of One Piece manga. Warning: major spoiler up to recent chapters and hints of many pairings in a way... YAY FOR PART XXI! GO GO GO!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Oops, Wrong World by Elaienar reviews
It was a bright and sunny day - and then all of a sudden it wasn't. Hey, where'd the world go? Crossover with Harry Potter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
What To Do? part 2 by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Obviously a sequel. They finished book one. What will Dumbledore decide? Moera has a surprise for the group. More insane comments from the Marauders. Not to mention the twins. Click here to join the insanity...erm...book club.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P.
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Another Word by Kitkat973 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had never viewed Maito Gai as a friend, but it was never for the obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Always Keep my Word by psycho chibbi reviews
“What is your answer, Kurama? I would like to have this matter dealt with while I’m still alive.” Kurama thinks back to a promise he made to Genkai.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kurama M., Genkai - Complete
Not That It's Any of Your Damn Business by InnocentGuilt reviews
Bones has fifty secrets and Jim is all too happy to keep them. Slash, mentions of several other characters, part of the Butterfly Series and goes hand in hand with Just Between You and Me. Hope you like it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 5,899 - Follows: 6,024 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sensitive by MissTLock reviews
If only he wanted in your pants. You and Sasuke would be twins' Harry and Team 7 find out about sensitive subjects. Crack-y Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Girl's Guilty Pleasure by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Lily Evans sits in on the collective guilty pleasure of the Gryffindor girls while James serves detention. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Gap Between by McStories reviews
Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,952 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pigeonproofing by Penbrydd reviews
Due to a transporter malfunction, Kirk has been turned into a pigeon, and in typical pigeon fashion, he's out to mark his territory. Spock objects, with Scotty's assistance. -100% crack!-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Spock, M. Scott - Complete
Hurt Me Back by Red Roses2 reviews
Prongs and Wormtail lose track of Moony one full moon. They thought everything would be okay since Padfoot was with him. But something happened between Moony and Padfoot. Something that allowed Remus to forgive Sirius for the Whomping Willow Incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Property of: by Aislin30a reviews
Anon on the LJ Kink Meme requested a fic featuring Jim marking Bones with bites or hickeys etc . This isn't quite what they had in mind, I'm thinking. Total lack of porn. But I had fun writing it. :D Hope you guys find it amusing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Things That Have Been Found by Missy Jade reviews
KirkSpock, “It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.” Humor, established relationship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Permission to Speak Freely by eldritchhorrors reviews
Bones has no truck with the holidays, so Jim introduces him to a new one, with one key feature: The Airing of the Grievances. Bones. Airing his grievances. Jim knew this Festivus would be EPIC. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10265 - Favs: 12,513 - Follows: 5,137 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Porn Night on the USS Enterprise by Aislin30a reviews
Jim decides the Enterprise needs a Porn Night and that Spock's porn-watching-virginity needs to be taken! Also: just what is Bones up to?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Of Eggnog and Mistletow by Envy911 reviews
Kidd has a nice little Christmas party and all the supernovas are invited. Thing go great for a while but enough eggnog can make even Eustass Kidd do things he might regret.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2009 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Drabble Box by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. A place for me to store my HP drabbles. Drabble 15: "Stalker Tendencies". Two of Harry's would-be-suitors take their obsession a bit too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009
Recognition by VickyVicarious reviews
"They call him Pirate Hunter Zoro." Zoro on titles, dreams, and Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Heart of Gold by uo-chou reviews
The Kyuubi enhances a natural mutation present in Naruto, creating a new kekkei genkai. Watch as Naruto discovers his new bloodline limit, the power to alter probabilities in his favor. Watch out enemies of Konoha, Fate's Child is not to be trifled with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Dinner at the Burrow by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Harry had reached his limit. He'd put up with Percy's attitude for quite long enough already. It was time to do the Gryffindor thing and confront him. Harry/Percy. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2009 - [Harry P., Percy W.] - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
How many StrawHats do you need? by returquoise reviews
How many Straw Hats do you need to switch the light bulb? Dialogue only.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Lovely Baby by Aislin30a reviews
There's a new quarter-Vulcan baby on the Enterprise. Spock is on shift and Uhura needs a nap, so Jim and Bones get to babysit! Bones is all smitten and starry-eyed and Jim has a revelation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Feed the Fox by Ryth76 reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara after defeating him is in the hospital... and the terrifying sand ninja wants to feed him. One-shot friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Ten Eleven? Commandments by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
There are rules by which Lucius Malfoy must live. Most of them come from his wife. LM/NM one shot. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Challenges: Hats by Clarobell reviews
Mostly dialogue. Law and Luffy have no idea their night-time activities are being watched. LawxLuffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2009 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Rhymes With Orange by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Ficlet. Vegeta verbally abuses Goku.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
I Have Never Seen Love by animallvr682 reviews
Grimmjow is bored and Ulquiorra happens to walk by on his way to a mission. What happens when they find a strange book in a cave and Ulquiorra becomes curious? Grimm/Ulq...Lemon Warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 235 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Fistbump is NonOptional by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film, gen. "Dude," Kirk said, hefting his fist. "Fistbump."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
One Touch by Writer's Whimsy reviews
Kirk wants to touch. Spock says no.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Interplanetary Zombie Defense Guide by ally ally oxenfree reviews
There's nothing like the undead to bring a couple together...Established K&S, progresses to K/S. Rated for language and ZOMBIE VIOLENCE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
What Good Are Razors? by C.B. Magique reviews
A one-night-stand ends badly and finds Kidd on the wrong side of a chainsaw. TLxEK
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Coming Out on Top by penniless1 reviews
Arrested, dragged onto a gaol ship, headed for the worst place on earth, what do pirate supernovas talk about to pass the time? Not nice language for kiddies, mild sexual references.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - E. Kidd - Complete
Fire in the Blood by rianess reviews
AU. Fawkes heals baby Harry after he is injured, and leaves him with some interesting side effects. How will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes
Cat Scratch Fever by Yxonomei reviews
[Yaoi, GaaNaru, humor] Naruto thinks he's a cat, and Gaara's fine with that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Flaming Chickens by TatraMegami reviews
Complete AU of second year with lots of crack. What would happen if Harry traded transfiguration text books with Ginny right after they got home from Diagon Alley? Flaming chickens, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
The Red Light District by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Jiraiya was a self-proclaimed super pervert. He loved women. It wasn’t unusual for him to frequent a place like this. That didn’t make this kind of thing right. A different look at everyone’s favorite perverted Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Jiraiya - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Cupboard Under The Stairs by moshpitstories reviews
After the fiasco of the Chamber, Molly Weasley has no intention of ignoring the debt the family has toward Harry Potter. The question is only how she can satisfy her sense of obligation while not falling afoul of Dumbledore's restrictions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10642 - Favs: 6,026 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Birds by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NaruNeji. On his way to the Hyuuga district Naruto comes across a dying dove that reminds him of Neji. Unable to help himself, he takes it with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Medical Leave' by MizC reviews
Spock goes into Ponn Farr early. Spock/Kirk... NC-17 just FYI
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Lost by Nanatsusaya reviews
Zoro was aware of his predisposition to loose his way. Zoro x Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Zoro - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything you had and what was left after that by ReWhite reviews
Jim learns fast that few people get off on having a partner who can't.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Poor Confused Brother by Red Roses2 reviews
One-Shot. Regulus had been looking forward to his first Hogsmeade visit, but had he known he'd come across his older brother snogging a certain Marauder, he would've strangled the abomination long ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens in Pepper City by Nameless Boast reviews
Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Much Needed Sleep by chibichibi k reviews
After three tries, several wrong turns and ending up back in the shared crew quarters twice, Zoro managed to make it to the quiet infirmary. Oneshot - Zoro/Luffy
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
In Which Everyone Gets Snogged but Peter by Allons-y Rosie reviews
Sirius/Remus not your cup of tea - don't read! Rated T for sexual insinuation and British snarkiness. Oneshot in which James is straight and obnoxious, Remus is oddly sadistic, Sirius is a willing lackey, and Peter passes out numerous times
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just Warming Up by exiled mind reviews
Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 916 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Root of the Problem by Nanatsusaya reviews
Ace had 39 freckles... Smoker x Ace
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
The Declaration of War by lunaryu reviews
Luffy was so unexpected and unpredictable, but that's what Ace loved about his baby brother ... AceLuff
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Family Card by evilchibis reviews
Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Naptime by Lucillia reviews
After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Raditz, Gohan - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Read Between The Lines by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Ichigo ponders his Hollow’s words about Grimmjow's lack of feelings, words are exchanged, barriers are broken and things heat up. Ichigo/Grimmjow, dub-con, role reversal, lemon, romance, a tiny bit of angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
What the Heart Sees by Aislin30a reviews
It's not quiet Sex Pollen, but it has it's uses. OR What happens when a helpful alien dusts Kirk with alien voodoo powder to help him connect better with his crew. Shock, angst and humor follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
G0ddmmit! I’m a Doctor, Not A… by rry reviews
Today, Bones gets to deal with a pregnant Spock, hooray! And Kirk gets to find out about Spock Jr., too... Kirk/Spock mpreg, Bones POV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Your Hobby is by lunaryu reviews
If the three Supernovas were being interviewed by the curious Amazon-Lily girls about their hobby… CRACK Law/Luffy/Kid...in a way
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2009 - E. Kidd, Luffy - Complete
Explain it to Me by chibichibi k reviews
Unfortunately, thanks to Luffy’s childlike wonderment and carefree approach to just about everything, it had led to some interesting explanations. - Zoro/Luffy
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read by Dancing Feather reviews
Gender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Bedtime Stories about Gay Princes by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Teddy tells Albus Severus a bedtime story where the prince marries another prince instead of the princess. When Al dates Scorpius years later, Teddy is both blamed and congratulated for putting the idea into Al's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Sexually Confused OC by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Remus is in the library. So is Sirius. Enter Sarah Cook, the author's perfect OC. Parody, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Welcome Home by Miss M Cricket reviews
Kirk decides that he wants to tell the crew something important.... Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Collateral Damage by mrasaki reviews
At 1700 hours, the command chair tries to eat Captain James T. Kirk. Total crack!fic. -Various Pairings, Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Practical Joke War of the Summer of 1995 by Threepwillow reviews
Fred and George's demands for proof that Sirius and Remus are Padfoot and Moony lead to a full-scale war inside Number 12, Grimmauld Place. :::Remus/Sirius, Fred/George but it's not, really, it's weird::: NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,359 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
How Well Do We Know You? by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Prom Date by walked-into-the-sky reviews
With prom just around the corner, Son Gohan finds himself the target of the many girls looking for the “perfect” date. Unfortunately for them, there is only one person he wants to spend such a special night with...Shounen Ai. Reposted.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Screwed by Stephfunky reviews
With Voldemort defeated and only a few death eaters left running about Dumbledore decides Harry needs protection from the desperate to maim death eaters. Harry of course would not allow such a thing - if he knew about it. Slash, x-over, crosgen pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Poor Spock by MissJesselle reviews
Rumor has it that Kirk and Spock are an item.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 6,024 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Make Out by andy has an idea reviews
A song fic. Takes place five years after the start of Shippuuden. I don't own Naruto or the song which is referenced. Rated T for some language and mild sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Fall by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Sirius' Animagus form was not always a dog. Slash, Sirius/Remus. Warning: slight underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Seducing James Potter by LetterRead reviews
Sirius and Remus have something to tell James, and Sirius is explaining in the only way he knows how. Just a little one-shot. MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Age Old Question by Shadow of Arashi reviews
I can’t believe you put bets on my sexual life! What kind of friends are you!" Of cliché and nagging sidekicks. Poor Ichigo never saw it coming. Ichigo/Grimmjow, silly humor, boylove. Rated for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Noises or You Shouldn't Believe What You Hear by hell.bent.wings reviews
“Go deeper! Yes, right there!” Ginny’s brown eyes widened as she processed the fact that her brother George was in the boy’s washroom at midnight with Fred and they were making unbelievable sounds. God,she was going to need some extensive therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It Happened in the Pantry by ty.soglasna reviews
Hermione is at her wits' end, Ron is reluctant, and Harry, as always, is in denial. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mirror of Cosmaruri by Frederick Grace reviews
Fear. A basic human instinct. Everyone is afraid of something. Death, lonliness, growing old. What were they afraid of? Chapter 2: "I don’t think hell is fire and pitchforks at all, Siri. I think its colder than a thousand icicles. Cold like The Mirror."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cold Blood by Savage Valentine reviews
He's never killed in cold blood.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - E. Kidd - Complete
The Dementor's Lullaby by Perinstar reviews
Harry Potter gazed at the Dementor and idly thought, ‘ I had to pick the night Mundungus was on duty to be attacked’ Harry gets what he's always wanted, from the least expected place. Mpreg, No SLASH.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lust Charm by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Love Potions are illegal for creating artificial feelings, but Lust Charms make real attractions stronger. Sirius wants to know if Remus fancies him and since Remus controls urges well Sirius casts a Lust Charm on him to find out. Includes RL and SB PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mouth Ulcers by ELMO-kibafangirl11 reviews
ZoLu, implied Usopp/Sanji. Zoro goes to Chopper asking for mouth ulcer treatment, but what could be bothering the swordsman so much? And then Luffy wants to play touch... What had he ever done to deserve this?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Misunderstandings by The Master Weaponsmith reviews
KakashixOC...that funny little book of his...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,677 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus has not had his monthly dose of chocolate and the poor werewolf is going crazy! So what will he do when he spots the one and only Sirius Black eating a bar of the rich, succulent substance? Remus/Sirius oneshot Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Order of the Puns by PowerOfFail reviews
Just as the title reads: an Order meeting with puns, executed, of course, by Fred and George. Other characters include: Molly, Ron, Gin, Dumbles, Lupin, Snape, Bill, Fleur, Tonks, Arthur, and Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Where the Hell Are We Now! by Kaori reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
In Sickness And Health by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. He shouldn't have followed Kidd out in the rain that night. Nor should he have taken him home. If he just would have minded his own business, then Trafalgar Law could have had a nice relaxing night to himself. But he didn't.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2009 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Intentions by pleiades007 reviews
Al and Scorp are headed to the Quidditch World Cup. Mr. Potter would like to have a full understanding of Scorpius's intentions toward Al. Rated for one naughty word. Albus P/Scorpius M JKR has all the rights. Written for the ass carnival challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Thursdays by crooked-soul reviews
Thursdays are simply the best day of the week for Harry, only this Thursday Neville manages to make him blind and a guy who refuses to say who he is, is helping him out. A new quest! Oh joy! even if weeks of searching do drive poor Harry mad. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hard Sell by exiled mind reviews
James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Educated Regarding His Hat by First Weaver reviews
A list, as compiled by Uchiha Sasuke. With notes from YOUR Hokage, Naruto! Yea-ah
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fainting Fancies by Heed.chi reviews
The entire world seemed to collapse around George as he struggled to grasp the concept that his twin brother, Fred, was dead. Or was he? DH spoilers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
You've Gotta See This! by andy has an idea reviews
One-shot. Humorous anecdote about bored Chuunin on a slow day. Takes place shortly before the begining of Shippuuden Part 2 before Naruto's return. Rated T for Coarse Language and Crude humor. No pairings, just fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love Potion 9 by CNome reviews
Potions, plotting and Helga Hufflepuff shall never be mixed. References to sex, shounen-ai, alcohol and Monty Python.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
What's in a Name by swabloo reviews
His name could have been anything; Daniel, Peter, even Benjamin; but no. Narcissa just had to choose the silliest one that honestly, sounded like a sissy prat. whipped!Lucius. Pregnant!Narcissa. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Master by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU! A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Secrets and Public Displays of Affection by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Do Unto Others by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto learns to practice the Golden Rule. Incorrectly. Do unto others, as they have done unto you. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Marine Surveying by sventastic reviews
Strange interviews with our favourite OP marines. Severe crack. Smoker/Ace.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Veritaserum and Slytherins don't mix by hpgirl4ever reviews
See how Albus Severus and Scorpius get together thanks to the help of some very cruel pranksters. And just where does poor Professor Longbottom fit into all of this? Written for the lovely Just-A-Kid-1993!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Irrelevancy reviews
Marauder's time. Remus wants to learn how to kiss. Sirius and James offer to show him. S/J. Slash. Kissing scene, and their awesomeness deserves a T rating EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Humorous Death of the Dark Lord by LilacGrace444 reviews
Harry and Draco have a relationship spat in the middle of the Final Battle. A comical take on Voldemort’s death. Very AU, HP/DM one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loose Lips by killslay reviews
What happens when Eustass "Captain" Kid gets drunk and starts reflecting on certain fellow Supernova? Strong language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2009 - E. Kidd, Luffy - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Damn Cute by audi katia reviews
If one more person calls him cute, he will scream. ::insight to our favorite Russian::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Window by Lady Salazar reviews
The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 249 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Zoro's New Bling by Splatter Fall reviews
Sometimes it would be better if Luffy kept his treasures to himself.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Minor Fall The Major Lift by Mummyluvr reviews
Angels are different than demons. They ask permission before entering the body, before using the body. Angels are similar to demons. They make promises, give hope, and then rip everything away. Dean/Cas, Jimmy/Dean. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Animal Psychology by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Hank tries to define his relationship with the other feral mutant at Xavier's School.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Hank/Beast - Complete
How Sirius Knew That His Mother Hated Him by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
JK Rowling left a lot of speculation about Sirius' early life. Well, you are about to find out the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
To Be Cared For by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have. Naruto-Fluff-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Confusion Is Putting It Nicely by ignitesthestars reviews
It's usually customary to inform a person that you're dating them before acting as if you are. But when is anything that happens to Sasuke considered usual? Particularly when it involves Naruto or Sakura, neither of whom he is attracted to. At all. OT3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Decisions by Forgotten Lake reviews
What Kakashi might have actually done if he'd gotten to the Valley in time. A look into a slightly darker side of Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
What Happens in the Kitchen by three-days-late reviews
Usopp tries to sneak a midnight snack and stumbles across something he probably shouldn't have.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Blanket Tales by tangiblereality reviews
Kurama wants Hiei underneath his blanket. Hiei just wants to be left alone. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Reading Love by Liria Nai reviews
Harry would do anything for Luna, even let her drag him to places like this! He indulged her; weird stuff was her passion. Now he just wished he could find something to be passionate about again... or preferably someone. Harry/Blaise SLASH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Robots! by Batsutousai reviews
The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 624 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Black and White and Mud and Pure by pieces of silver reviews
Dean Thomas has always wanted to be like everybody else. When he enters Hogwarts, skin color ceases to be an issue - but what about blood purity? And for Dean, who has always wanted someone to stand up for him, what will he stand up for? Short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Doctor Is In by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. Law is bored. So bored, he doesn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, there is an unsuspecting Supernova that might just be able to quell his boredom.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2009 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 5,155 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Sanity by KivaEmber reviews
Another random drabble. Ichigo was bored with normal life, and it was Shiro, the crazy hollow who lived in his head, that kept him semi-sane. Implied HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Location X Hagrid's Hut by Nana Rae reviews
Fred and George plan to save the innocent kitties that are trapped in the dishes in Umbridge's sicky-pink office.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
At the Beginning by Vanellea reviews
[AU] DH spoilers What would happen if someone was given the chance to change EVERYTHING? He could stop the traitor from ever becoming friends with them …He could save them all…He knew he could. A time travel fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4942 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
As Loyalty Can Be by Kimmy Jarl reviews
It's peace. Buu is defeated, Goku is back on Earth. Vegeta realizes that there was nothing to fight... and he refuses to be dictated by old ghosts anymore. Yaoi, GokuVegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 324 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
PostIts by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius have a lover's tiff, and Sirius works it out through post-its on the bathroom mirror. It drives everyone up the wall and back down again. Cowritten with Veterization!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Guilt by Hellen Highwater reviews
It wasn't love. It wasn't an ancient spell. It wasn't a dark ritual or anything anyone expected... Oneshot. Crackfic-esque Voldemort slaying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Insane Dreams by Cap'n BlackRose reviews
Harry just wants to be left alone after killing Voldemort. Since when has he ever gotten what he wanted? An accident in time, broken laws and beliefs, a wooing, and Harry finds love and sanity. Salazar/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Product Testing by dagget reviews
Harry is given the dubious privilege of field-testing the twins' latest creation. Mostly pwp. What better way to test the waters of a new fandom? Draco/Harry, reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Masks and Swords by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Drabbles about a young Substitute Shinigami and his very own sexta Espada. In time, all of their friends will join the party. IchigoxGrimmjow. Uke!Grimm, uke!Nnoi and many others. PG-13 for now. Will be updated randomly.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Avenging a Friend by PowerOfFail reviews
*set fifth book* It's good to have your secrets. Somtimes, you should tell your friends. Some of those friends will be rational, some will desire revenge. Lucky for Lee, Fred and George are the latter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Uncle Alphard's Guide to Child Rearing by deews reviews
To be fair to Uncle Alphard, there were very few people that could control all five Black heirs at once, since they seemed to instinctively know how to combine their individual strengths when "negotiating". Gen. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alphard B. - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Fangilr's Revenge by fuzzyalligator reviews
One shot::A crack!fic about James and his sexuality. James sees his wife reading something on the computer and wants to see what it is. Too many couples to mention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Next Headmaster! by Project 0506 reviews
Harry doomed the Wizarding world to mayhem the day he introduced Gred and Forge Weasley to anime
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Purr by KivaEmber reviews
Tester fic. Luffy heard Zoro purr. Zoro denies it, obviously. ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Of The Red And Blue by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Fire and water. Luffy and Zoro. It was something the world should have understood, but still, it remained a mind boggling concept.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Did It Ever Occur To You? by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius overhear an argument between James, Lily, and Peter... concerning themselves. And other unmentionable things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Otouto by Eevee Tofu reviews
An unexpected visit from a certain Oniichan. AceLu, that means D-cest, no sex. Just cuteness.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Y'ou a're b'eaut'iful, my H'ar'ry by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The Final Battle came and went, leaving an astronomical number of casualties, Harry included. He began falling into a deep depression when a fiery young man and melodious songs began to fill his dreams and haunt his waking thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Heartburn by sventastic reviews
Smoker decides to follow a tip Ace gives him about a rogue Devil Fruit user wreaking havoc on a small island on the Grand Line. However, her powers cause some problems for the short-tempered Commodore... SmokerxAce
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ace, Smoker
Harry Potter, WE by fee-kh reviews
unashamed crack!fic. summary? hmmm: The saviour of the wizarding world muses a bit about his uncle's propensity for picking just the opportune moment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Outside of Society by Blood White Panther reviews
John has always worried that his sons are being raised too far away from the bounds of society. What if his worries are not unfounded after all? This is a DeanSam fic. It contains themes of gay incest, slash, yaoi. Please read the warnings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Slippers by ThineClementine reviews
Hiei can't stand it any longer and just has to ask. But will he be able to understand Kurama's answer? Intended yaoi, fluff ahoy, KuramaxHiei oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete