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Joined 11-30-08, id: 1756403, Profile Updated: 04-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

gender:ummm...female

age: im a 600 yr old geezer...LOL

fav animes:

naruto

prince of tennis

fullmetal alchemist

inu yasha

yamato nadeshiko shichi henge

hell girl

shakugan no shana

fav game:

TEKKEN...yeah

fav saying:

take my advice..i don't use them anyway

i like...

to hang out w/nerds ...BUT I AM NOT ONE!! well...hanging w/ nerds do have benefits sometimes...they let me copy their homeworks n allow me to peek on their tests!!

also to hangout w idiots ...i luv to be with them...they always make me feel intelligent...

i like to do stupidity BUT i hate people doing stupidity...

i like sasusaku pairing

to kill ARLON

i hate

ARLON..yeah,he's my classmate.. i hate him so much that every time i see him i l'd try to kill him...ARRGGHHHH!!(he annoys me to hell)

BARNEY(cause i saw him on picture killing the teletubbies ...also cause he's gay...and sorry to barney lovers)

stupid people(but sometimes i'm one)

my values education teacher(she bombards me w/ stupid homeworks that you can answer even if your eyes are closed)

karin(sorry to karin lovers)

my social studies teacher(she keeps telling the obvious...she also puts too much make up...sorry to people who put too much make up)

school(that place is a hell hole in disguise)

goody goodies...(they bore me to the death)

ways how 2 reason out to your teacher:

when you don't want to do seatworks:

practise makes perfect.but nobody's perfect so why bother?

when you don't want to do what the teacher asks you to do:

"i'm so sorry teacher i can't do what you're asking me to do because..ummm..you see i am VEEERY busy doing nothing that i can't do anything else"

if they told you 'if others can,then you can':

then tell them' if others can,then let 'em do it...duh'

TO ANYONE WHO READS MY FIRST FIC!!

I apologize for the spelling errors...(my fingers have their own minds)

I also apologize for the grammar mistakes!!

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Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even from the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 405,140 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sisterly and Brotherly Love by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN IN THE BEGINNING FIC. MAY REWRITE SOON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ever After by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Isekai by uchiha.s reviews
Sakura wakes up to find herself stranded in a parallel universe, armed with nothing except for Sasuke and a wedding ring. Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,585 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Misconceptions And Misunderstandings by Time on my hands reviews
Without caring for the facts, Sesshoumaru jumps to the wrong conclusion with devastating results. Now months later, armed with the truth, he has to find a way to right the wrong or forever lose any hope of happiness. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,075 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by Chris Ganale reviews
The gauntlet has been thrown. Amalgam has launched a devastating surprise attack. A man's desperate defense fueled by the fear of losing the woman he loves, as everything he knows burns. Sequel to Citizen Soldiers, AU.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - [Teletha T., OC] [Sousuke S., Kaname C.]
Eulogy for an Angel by xiMaryFairy reviews
His face closed into hers, his nose gliding along her jawline. "I'll always be there for you," Her green eyes looked up to him, love evident. "Forever and ever?" He landed a small kiss on her nose. "Hand in hand," One girl and one gangster makes life. SXS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,105 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Issues by Xmarksthespot reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,102 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unmei Soretomo Koi? by Terrified of Logic reviews
A pink haired baby is left on the doorstep of the Uchiha Mansion. Can only mean several things...Some cute bits in the first few chapter. god, i suck at summaries. I'm debating, shud the rating change? Sasusaku and also mixed with narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Corporate Aficionado by platform-shoes12 reviews
Meet Sasuke and Sakura: best friends since dinosaurs roamed the earth. They're about to get rid of the dinosaur clothes and get down, catwalking on the runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Biohazard by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
When Sasuke became a soldier, he didn't think he'd be saving Sakura from a monster obsessed with her while dealing with zombies. He didn't think he'd also have to save their son fromthe undead too. And now his General becomes a monster! AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,183 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unsan Musho by demonwings737 reviews
It was supposed to be my vengence, my path to power. Yet I am sitting here in the hospital, holding her scratched headband in my hand. She's out there, somewhere, in my place with HIM... and it's all my fault. SasuSaku Akatsuki!Sakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Selfishness Runs in the Family by miotracara reviews
Kyouya may realize that it's selfish to want Haruhi's attention for himself but then again, he is an Otori. Forgive me if I take some of the background knowledge of the anime for granted, some spoilers too.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Our Hearts Journey by saihei reviews
Currently editing all the chapters
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,337 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/26/2007
UnInvited by Moonbeam Great Goddess of the Night reviews
Powerful Shogun Uchiha Itachi is famed for his firm rule and womanizing ways. No female can resist him. One day at a small shrine he glimpses an exotic miko,Sakura,but she rejects him outright. Now he is haunted,and will do anything to have her. Anything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kono Te Ni by catbaker reviews
In These Hands...Kaname and Sosuke confront the incidents after his orders to pull out of Tokyo. Will they be strong enough to conquer them and move forward? Post TSR, Sousuke/Kaname. CITRUS WARNING!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,757 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love or Chaos? by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura was forced by her father, a wealthy businessman to study in Konoha Academy where she met Uchiha Sasuke, son of her father’s major competitors. With their past revealed and challenges along the way, will there be love or chaos? Maybe both
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,291 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby by Seductive Venus reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Best Dressed Heartbreak by x.Kaze-chan reviews
You arrogant bastard! How dare you walk into my company and demand I hand over the files to you! Go kill yourself, Uchiha! In fact, go choke on a penguin!" It was hate at first sight. But that didn't stop them from wanting each other. AU //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,739 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Blossom with Thorns by asterisque reviews
Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
WANTED: A PINK HAIRED WIFE by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Sakura gaped as she looked at the sign before doing a double take. Yup, she wasn't dreaming. There on the sign in front of the mansion, was stating that Uchiha Sasuke needed a wife. And it was her lucky day that she became the hired wife. AU //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Working Honeymoon by Liliumscribe reviews
Sequel to A Roman Holiday. Devilry's afoot at the triennial gathering of conductors in Vienna. Right in the middle of the fray are Chiaki and Nodame learning what it means to juggle marriage and work.
Nodame Cantabile - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,408 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Megumi N., S. Chiaki - Complete
From Mithril with Love by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
Relationships, school, terrorists, a pale pink bra? Join Sousuke and Kaname as they navigate the ups and downs of that crazy little thing called love.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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My Life turned DOWN SIDE UP reviews
Sakura, a poor highschooler was spotted by rich guy Sasuke ,the next day, she finds her picture in the newspaper saying"UCHIHA EMPIRE HEIR SASUKE UCHIHA FOUND HIS BRIDE SAKURA HARUNO" Please read and review, and read my first story,"Who will I choose?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pact with the Devil
It was his dream to have everything. It was her goal to get revenge. Together, an academically challenged boy and a vengeful ghost will help each other while still keeping their deepest, darkest secrets. After all, if you make a deal with the devil, everything comes with a price, there will always be a sacrifice. You just have to wait for it. AU. Rated M for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who will I choose? reviews
I was her boyfriend before she was FORCED to fly back here and get engaged to you,does that explain everything? So practically speaking, you were the one who ruined everything here,not me, ototou" Itachi told Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.