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Author has written 3 stories for Darkest Powers, and Harry Potter.

If you're a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile—as simple as that. If you're not ashamed to stand up for God, put this at the top of your profile.


If you don't know me, too bad. If you do good for you.

I love my friends both in real life and the ones I've met on here. I appreciate reviews and the various different things one gets emails for.

Favorite pairings:

Neville/Luna (HP)

Harry/Ginny (HP)

Chlerek (Darkest Powers)

Tori/Ash (Darkest Powers)

Maya/Daniel (Darkest Powers)

Liz/Simon (Darkest Powers)- not sure why on this one. I just read it once and it's perfect...in my opinion.

Castle/Beckett (Castle)

Auggy/Annie (Covert Affairs)

Percabeth (PJO)

Lazel (PJO)

Katsa/Po (Seven Kingdoms Trilogy)

Brigan/Fire (Seven Kingdoms Trilogy)

Bitterblue/Saf (Seven Kingdoms Trilogy)

This next thing was just too good for me to not put up.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box or games console. (But of course. Who wouldn't?)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Quite a bit of the time because they usually have action. xD)

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (only in the terms of sweats)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes...but not normally.)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (Sometimes.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

TOTAL: 4

That was rather sad actually. I am a girl. I figured the guy side would be higher but not by that much. Anyways, I saw that on Welcome2MyWorldxoxo's profile while I was seeing if there was a different story up on there. Side note: More than a year later and the girl side decreased and boy side increased. lol


NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.


Month one

Mommy,
I am only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you, even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it?! It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Stop abortion. If you don't want to have a baby, then don't get yourself knocked up. If you do, take responsibility and raise that child. It's not the child's fault, and your baby doesn't deserve to die.

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Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, who's ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,746 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
FAKE by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Annabeth just needs that last little push to be famous, and Percy offers to be her 'boyfriend'. They didn't really anticipate the fact that they would hate each other. As they continue to fake-date, they'll learn that neither of them are being honest. AU. (The second epilogue/part 2 of this fanfiction is titled 'To Breathe Easy'.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,897 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Universal Guide to Derek Souzas by BiblioCentric reviews
By Chloe Saunders (Or ten easy rules/tip things about dating nerdy, unsocial, bad-tempered werewolves)
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
How to Mix Business with Pleasure by naruto'sramengirl reviews
AU Yumi's in desperate need of a job, and her friends suggest the position as secretary to the rich son Ulrich Stern. Realizing that they compliment each other so well, they begin the wonder if there's something else at work. Could it possibly be love?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,808 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ulrich S., Yumi I.
The Test by LovePercabeth818 reviews
AU. Annabeth Chase is struggling with her relationship when a certain guy moves in next door. Yep, you guessed right. The one and only Percy Jackson. As Annabeth and Percy get to know each other, can they stop themselves from falling in love with each other? Or will her boyfriend stand in the way? Rated T for later chapters. DISCONTINUED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
She's Mine by LitttleRed reviews
I don't own a lot of things, honestly. I have Simon, because he's my brother. I have Dad, because he's my dad. But really, I don't technically own them. There's only one person I own. I don't own Simon, or Dad, definitely not Tori. But Chloe? She's mine. I know it, she knows it, everybody knows it. And the next time Simon tells me to describe her? I will: She's mine.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
What You do to Me- Darkest Powers Chronicles by Eletha Landon reviews
She's either entirely clueless or she knows damn well the power she has over me. Who would've thought that, all I ever really wanted was knowing that I had the very same influence over her? I'm in deep with this girl but, does she feel the same? I can only imagine that, as she reacts like this, she absolutely does. One-Shot for cristinaice. Rated extrememly high T! Please review!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Wedding Video by Tinkerbell90 reviews
After their wedding, Percy and Annabeth find a video tape made by the one and only Leo Valdez filled with interviews about them and their love life. Percabeth fluff and different character's views ond their relationship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Long Overdue Confession by writetress reviews
AU. What if Ginny Weasley had made a different decision? Not to give up on Harry Potter but to confess to him her long obvious crush on him face to face? Harry's fifth year would certainly be different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,162 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
How Cliché by jessicanne reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl befriends boy. Boy and girl fall in love. That's the cliché. But that's not the case with best friends Derek Souza and Chloe Saunders. They've been through a lot together, and soon enough, their relationship will change forever. AH
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
You're All I Have by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
She couldn't believe she was going to do this. It was hard enough asking for favors when it was work related, but it was a whole new ball game when it was a personal favor. She knew he'd never agree, but it is worth a shot asking. Nevertheless is she shocked at the response.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,590 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Best Night Yet by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Percy invites Annabeth to his cabin one night and Annabeth doesn't know why. Why is Percy wearing a suit? How does Percy make this the best night of her life yet? Find out. Pure Percabeth! One-Shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Final Chapter by libraluvr reviews
After eight long months apart, Percy and Annabeth are finally reunited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sick by jessicanne reviews
Chloe gets sick with a supernatural flu, that every supernatural race can get except werewolves. So Derek's left to care for her. I know, bad summary. Rated T, for minor swears.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Wedding by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ Some might have called him stupid for actively looking for a reason to stop this wedding, but Derek Souza wasn't stupid. Just really, really hopeful.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Perfect by Lauren94 reviews
AU/AH. Chloe is just a regular high school junior, trying to figure things out and pass math. Derek, brooding, intimidating and the last person she expected, becomes her math tutor. But, at the end of the day, they might be exactly what the other needs.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,408 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Moon Academy by House of the Moon reviews
Our favorite group of mistfits is enrolled in Moon Academy, a presigest supernatural school. What happens when the Edison Group find them? And will Derek ever return Chloe's feelings? Rated M for violence, cussing, main character death and future chapters
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Finally by lizzie1994 reviews
Chloe works her normal; just trying to get through her day without thinking of that big ol' werewolf. But she can't. And when the history repeats itself, will Chloe be able to tell Derek the truth this time? First Fanfic
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,352 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Werewolf & His Mate by ginnyforthewinny reviews
It's 2 years after The Reckoning and it's a fanfic about Chloe learning that she's Derek's mate! R & R please! It's pure Chlerek! I promise!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Simon Says by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ "Simon says that he likes me." "Alert the media." "Simon also says that you like me." "Apparently, Simon says a lot." "Yeah...So, what do you say, Derek?"
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Changes by imissbuffy reviews
Something to take our minds off of the fact that The Reckoning doesn't come out until May, 2010. Romance with Derek and Chloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Spring Break by kelsey4794 reviews
Annabeth is in NYC for spring break. Who knows what'll happen when she meets up with Percy. Some fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Twice As Good by EenieMeenie.Mione.Mo reviews
It wasn't our first kiss. But it was twice as good. *Percy/Annabeth oneshot* OOC and a bit AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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What Girl Wouldn't? reviews
I was in love with my best friend. His sister knew it. His brother knew it. Even his dad knew it. But I had to fall for the emotionally oblivious guy. This is beyond cliche, this is my life. OOC Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Tori
Not Another Safe House Story reviews
Chloe, Derek, Simon, Tori, and Andrew are already at the safehouse. They're getting some interesting company...What will happen when the new people arrive? Chlerek. Maybe OOC. Half-way through the Reckoning when they're still at the safehouse. CHAPTER 14 HAS REPLACED THE AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A New Type of Soul Bond reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny have had a soul bond since Ginny's birth. Will Harry live with the Weasleys or with the Dursley's after the unfortunate murder of his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.