Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Card Captor Sakura, +Anima, Pokémon, How to Train Your Dragon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi! Hola! Konichiwa! Welcome everyone! My name's Vanessa, and my current location is in Konoha under the alias 'Akari Sakumi'.
I like to make friends, ride horses, roller-blade, watch anime and read manga, swim, and sing, plus many others that I don't remember right now. Anyway, feel free to peruse my works of art, I try to finish them via pencil and paper before I post, so if it's taking me a while to update a story, it's because I'm brainstorming. Any suggestions by supporting readers would be enormously appreciated. I finally got my drawings scanned! They're on DeviantArt, and I'm using the same username, but I'm cleaning them up before I post them, so it's a little slow-going. Anyway, all my drawings are of OC's of mine.
I apologize to my readers for this, but I have decided to removed my LOTR fic, Near and Far, until further notice. After working on it for a while, and comparing it to my other works, I realize that I'm kinda embarrassed to have it out there. The NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms weren't helping. I may try to rewrite it, but at this point I'm going to focus on my other works and get them finished.
Thank you all who read and enjoyed the story for what it was. You're all the best.
Heard this joke today. Super-frickin funny. What do you get when you combine PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who knows where you live! 80
I wanna T-shirt that says this: Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... on bars, tables, and random ugly people. XD
If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile. (It wasn't random! There was music playing! (In my head... ;D))
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Bleach: Too many to list, cuz so many of them are awesome in different ways, but Jushiro Ukitake is my fav; D.Gray-Man: Allen (He's so cute with all his awkward-ness!), Kanda; Naruto: Neji; Yu Yu Hakusho: Kurama, Hiei; Anima: Senri; Eternal Sonata: Frederic; LOTR: Legolas (I know, typical, but at least I don't swoon and/or squeal every time I see him!); Soul Eater: Kidd, Mifune; Harvest Moon: Trent (Doctor, to you no-nothings!), Skye, Mark, Shea (kitty!), Vaughn, Jin, Gale; Quest for Camelot: Garrett (seriously, who doesn't?!); Maximum Ride: Iggy (Come on, he's a blind, ginger-blonde pyro with wings!!); Hetalia: Again, too many to list, but Prussia is my absolute favorite forever!
Female Come Backs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Man: Was your father a God, because I swear I can see Heaven in your eyes.
Woman: No, my father was not a God and if you want to see heaven, then I am sure that can be arranged.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
"Do not anxiously expect what is not yet come; do not vainly regret what is already past." -China, Hetalia, Happy Accidents (name of the story I saw that in.)
Are you a 90's kid?
Just because you were born in '97 or up doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I'm sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rockos Modern Life, Animaniacs, and Gargoyles. You've never ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You also just CANNOT resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia, born and raised.." You remember those sitcoms like Full House, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, and Sister, Sister. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps, and you still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.. (not.)
Almost every decision was settled by rock, paper, scissors or bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish or eeny, meeny, miny, moe, and when kick ball was a daily activity. When we always used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your most favorite song of ALL time on tape. You recall the days when Super Nintendo (YES!!) and Sega Genesis became ultra popular. You remember the Original GameBoy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos, yet managed to never taped anything funny. You remember watching educational things like The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when yo-yo's were cool, and you had an impeccable collection of the Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers and Ring Pops. You remember watching (The very first) Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, Ghost Busters. You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember the almighty battle between boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your entire life with them. You played and/or collected Pogs, and you had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere with you. One word: trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, Power Rangers, Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were of Lisa Frank, and you collected those BeanieBabies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. Hell, you might even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand," enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry-go-rounds at the playground. This was before the MySpace frenzy, before the internet and text messaging, before sidekicks and iPods, before PlayStation 3 or XBOX 360, before Spongebob. When light up sneakers were awesome. When you rented VHS tapes instead of DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days!
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize that anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and it made you very happy: District X, Nightlightbee, CaMaRoFaN14, Forever Dreaming Grace, Aerith The Evenstar, AkariSakumi
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench (Ah, Ratchet... You and your wrench throwing ways...)/ect out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
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