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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9291 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 9h - Published: 9/4/2005
Folly of the Heart by Words of Heresy reviews
A moment of weakness during Thorin's captivity has the elven lord with child. Thranduil shows up on Erebor's doorstep, having fled his own kingdom; but Thorin has not forgiven his old paramour and although allowing him housing for the duration of his pregnancy, is adamant in forgetting their love and marrying Bilbo. Thorin/ Thranduil Thorin/ Bilbo Baggins
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Remember by Words of Heresy reviews
Long ago, Thorin and Thranduil wove marriage braids in their hair. SLASH
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood] - Complete
From the Ashes by Words of Heresy reviews
Thorin and Thranduil were lovers before Erebor fell. Now what resulted from that affair, might very well be the key to reunite them once more. SLASH M/M MPREG - Two-shot. Based on a hobbit kink meme prompt
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood] - Complete
Unwell by SocksForDobby reviews
Severus Snape thought that his name was cleared after the end of the War, never thinking that the lifelong punishment of slavery handed to Death Eaters would be extended to him. Nevertheless, he was strong. He wouldn't break. SS/HP. Winner of DH award!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 89 - Words: 397,518 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Wartime Comforts by oliver.snape reviews
A cold situation leads to comfort in the war, and perhaps a little bit more than just that. Set during the Great Deathly Hallows Camping Trip. Slash, light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Proof of Life by Emily Waters reviews
Seven years after the Second Wizarding War, Severus Snape is found alive. Not many believe his innocence. Disoriented and damaged, after seven years of torture at the hands of Death Eaters, Severus finds refuge in Harry Potter's home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 145,706 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by SocksForDobby reviews
When shagging Draco over Christmas holiday, Harry never imagined what it would lead to. Written for Inter-House Fest 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Dragons by Snape's Nightie reviews
Sequel to Going Straight, SSLM. Severus Snape has triumphed over adversity to become a man who has it all: respect, power, a lightning bolt scar and the man of his dreams. But just when he dares to relax, Trouble appears from a wholly unexpected source...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,680 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy And The Wibbly Wobbly Wand by Mary West reviews
Written by my dear husband in what can only be considered a moment of insanity. There really is no way to describe this...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Ashes of Time by Dius Corvus reviews
Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Asymmetrical Reflections of One Half of the Whole by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Peter watches them together, and he knows that Sirius and Snape both want different things. They realize it too. Sirius/Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Thief In The Night by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape and Hagrid have a brush with danger when a secret mission goes wrong. The repercussions of that moment lead to a brush with something else altogether. Quite light, sweet SS/RH non-graphic SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Victory March by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash As the war escalates a darkness fall on Harry and Severus—something far older than the Dark Lord. Will they continue to fight their joint destiny, or embrace it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chance by DreamingInColour reviews
Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunny Days by Emily Waters reviews
The Story of the Doe Patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Impossible by vuarapuung reviews
What if Snape had a little surprise for Harry at the end of Half-Blood Prince?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It is our choices by bumblebee88888 reviews
Snape survives DH, but Harry believes him to be dead. What will happen when they meet nineteen years later? Read to find out. Explores the lives of Harry and Snape post DH and how their friendship unfolds. The story is complete! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 316,530 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
HBP movie summary: Crackfic by Emily Waters reviews
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Idle Hands by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash Harry knows Severus has layers he's never seen before. Over the years, Harry realizes Severus has more quirks than previously expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 266 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sexual Magic by Emily Waters reviews
Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Radius of Action by Emily Waters reviews
Severus Snape believes he passed the point of no return. Hermione disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Continue With the Game by Assimbya reviews
AU. During the French Revolution, the Marquise plays cards.
Dangerous Liaisons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Merteuil, Valmont - Complete
Being Holden: an extention to the end by Shafaishkafaa reviews
This is how I see Holden a couple of months after the end of the book.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Between the Lines by Emily Waters reviews
Snape taunts Harry. But Harry is convinced that there's more to it. One just needs to read between the lines...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Hephaestus by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Warehouse by Loonymoon reviews
This jumble of emotions could be called love. I never expected it to be this cruel or complicated or humiliating. Love that’s not… convenient. JPxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,254 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Severus S., James P.
To Stay the Shadow by Vain reviews
SS/HP slash. Once upon a time Severus Snape fell in love. And then everything went wrong. Written for the 2008 Snarry Games - Team Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Morior Animus by Vain reviews
“That was his gift, you know? Happy endings... ” He wanted to believe that. He really did. But he knew better. [Written for the 2007 Snarry Games, Team Wartime]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Drunken Night by SyberSnake13 reviews
One Drunken Night, with little consequence. Slash SSHP, later chapter SSRL it will be MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Severus S., Remus L.
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life, Death and Other Career Options by Snape's Nightie reviews
Harry and Snape are trapped in a magicless room when Snape goes into labour. This, and the other major events which lead Harry to choose his unexpected career. No slash. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Choices We Make by Snape's Nightie reviews
Once the war is over, Severus decides to have a baby. In a very Slytherin way. Sequel to Secrets of an Insignificant Slytherin. MPREG. Non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,233 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Completely Useless by Snape's Nightie reviews
POA time. During a blazing row, Snape calls Lupin ‘useless’. A miserable Remus sets about proving that he does have a talent. SLASH SSRL One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
LPHP Second Dose: A Story in Twenty Eight Snippets by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black were experimenting and this time it really was with potions. Not OotP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermitage by Fabula Rasa reviews
At Dumbledore's behest, Snape goes to Azkaban. When he emerges, who can put him back together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Clear to the Bone by Fabula Rasa reviews
Snape faces the werewolf again. But this time, he has some help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Epistula Ultima by Fabula Rasa reviews
A letter from Snape helps Sirius unravel the tangle of their mutual hatred. But can anything change?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A Simple Request by Fabula Rasa reviews
Harry has one request to make before leaving Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Drusilla's Type by LizBee reviews
1978. Drusilla finds a tasty morsel in Knockturn Alley. BtVS crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Severus S.
Another Year by Tavalya Ra reviews
Set in the same timeline as Contemplation and Anniversary. Hogwarts's new headmaster gives the Start of Term speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Anniversary by Tavalya Ra reviews
Set in the same universe as "Contemplation." There's nothing wrong with foreplay in the classroom- even if it's one complete with class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Like My Daddy by LizBee reviews
Someone screws up; someone is screwed. In 1977, the Potters had more in common with the Malfoys than Harry would want to think. James/Snape; angsty type stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002 - James P., Severus S.
Chessboard by Tavalya Ra reviews
There is no good or evil. There is only power... and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Complete
The Curse by Restina Lovebug reviews
-Complete- MPREG!!! If squick- GET AWAY!!! Snape gets cursed by Voldemort, and a young man has to come to terms with his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,929 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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To Love And Let Go reviews
Severus murmured: "They won't know what hit them! She'll be the most Slytherinesque Gryffindor they've ever seen!" Harry smiled fondly. "Slytherinesque? Is this even a word?" "It will be," Severus said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunshine reviews
Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete