Okay, so I am not an author but I do love to read :)
Current Obsession: The Multi-Verse (by EricIzMine), Vampire Academy, Stephanie Plum Series, Mythos Academy, Night Huntress, Anita Blake Vampire Hunter, The Black Dagger Brotherhood, The Ranger Apprentice & The Brotherband Chronicles, Percy Jackson & The Olympians (includes The Heros of Olympus), The Books of Pellinor, Twilight Saga. Harry Potter is in my heart of favorites but I never read it's fan fiction :)
My Book Boyfriends: Eric Northman, Dimitri Belikov, Edward (aka Death), Bones, The Brothers, Edward Cullen, Jean-Claude, Joe Morelli & Ranger
A Woman's Poem
He didn’t like the casserole,
and he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t make the coffee right,
he didn’t like my stew,
I didn’t fold his pants,
the way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer.
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around
and smacked the shit out of him,
Like his mother used to do.