Author has written 70 stories for House, M.D., Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, Criminal Minds, Alice in Wonderland, Doctor Who, Shakespeare, Boat That Rocked, Con Air, Run Fatboy Run, Black Books, Lion King, Ranger's Apprentice, Peter Pan, Ocean's 11, Sherlock, Inception, James Bond, and Radio Dramas.
"Life is like... a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, with a few pips in it, and some people have half a one for breakfast." -Douglas Adams.
I have several different internet pseuds:
I have now officially stopped posting on LiveJournal because I don't like their layout and apparently neither does my computer; my tumblr is shared with my incredible flatmate, who co-wrote the story Infamia with me and calls himself Mr_CSI on AO3 - although, when I say 'shared' I mean I've used his username but if he ever actually posts anything I may possibly die of surprise. I also never use my DeviantArt account and can't quite remember why I made it in the first place, although it's possible that one day I may start posting my t-shirt designs up there.
My policy on translations, art and podfic is that as long as you let me know you're doing it and link the original to your work, I will sing your praises from the nearest rooftop.
I try to reply to every review because I absolutely love chatting to people about the things that I love, so please drop me a PM if you ever want to talk!