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Joined 11-30-08, id: 1757397, Profile Updated: 05-21-14
Author has written 69 stories for House, M.D., Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, Criminal Minds, Alice in Wonderland, Doctor Who, Shakespeare, Boat That Rocked, Con Air, Run Fatboy Run, Black Books, Lion King, Ranger's Apprentice, Peter Pan, Ocean's 11, Sherlock, Inception, and James Bond.

"Life is like... a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, with a few pips in it, and some people have half a one for breakfast." -Douglas Adams.

I have several different internet pseuds:

AO3: thisisforyou
LiveJournal: christmasbox
tumblr: mr-csi
DeviantArt: thisisf0ryou

I'm also on fetlife as 'itsallforyou' if you hang out there, and I mainly use it for the chat feature.

I have now officially stopped posting on LiveJournal because I don't like their layout and apparently neither does my computer; my tumblr is shared with my incredible flatmate, who co-wrote the story Infamia with me and calls himself Mr_CSI on AO3 - although, when I say 'shared' I mean I've used his username but if he ever actually posts anything I may possibly die of surprise. I also never use my DeviantArt account and can't quite remember why I made it in the first place, although it's possible that one day I may start posting my t-shirt designs up there.

My policy on translations, art and podfic is that as long as you let me know you're doing it and link the original to your work, I will sing your praises from the nearest rooftop.

I try to reply to every review because I absolutely love chatting to people about the things that I love, so please drop me a PM if you ever want to talk!

-for you!

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Let the Right One In by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Vampire/werewolf AU. The BAU members are all supernatural creatures on two sides of a war. Poor, clueless human Spencer gets caught in the middle. Slash H/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,383 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Post Its by dapperyklutz reviews
Sometimes, we come out of our way to make the people we care about happy. As for John, he does it in his own way to show Sherlock that he cares through non-verbal communication. And the thing is, Sherlock is starting to reciprocate. What can happen from here? Pre-slash. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Incognito Devotion by aerorolo reviews
Fic Request. Years after Sherlock's fall, John Watson bumps into a familiar man, who calls himself Benedict Cumberbatch.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,522 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cure by writingtitan reviews
He was a virus; injected in her veins the moment she was assigned his post. Continuation of "Infected" CyrusxOC. Chapter 1 & 2 have been re-edited and revised. No major changes, just slight altercations. Updates, generally, 23rd.
Con Air - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Cyrus G. - Complete
The One He Lived For by chocolate fish reviews
Four years after the war, and Ginny is sitting pretty in her parents house, good job, good friends, good family, and gorgeous clothing. Along comes Harry and life is about to get so much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ginny W.
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective Bride by fireheart93 reviews
A remix of The Princess Bride. Heroes. Detectives. Psychopaths. Show downs. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, every day, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. Based on the book and film by William Goldman.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,293 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Instead of a Grenade Launcher by writingtitan reviews
She blamed it all on Stockholm's Syndrome, but tonight, she could have meant the other word. Collaboration fic with thisisforyou. Rated M for violence and language.
Red - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
The Dark Side Of Rock N Roll by SmileChuck reviews
Laurie's life was perfect. She might not have known her father, but she didn't mind. But now, her Mum's passed, and she has to live with her dad. Is she ready to start a new life? She doubts it. Disclaimer;I don't any characters from the film.I own Laurie
Boat That Rocked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Something To Prove by otherhawk reviews
Drunken bets, a two day deadline and a million dollars. How did he get into this again? More importantly, how is he going to get out of it?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Linus - Complete
Infected by writingtitan reviews
He was a virus; injected in her veins the moment she was assigned his post. CyrusxOC. ONE-SHOT. Happy Early Birthday Antonia! Rated M for language.
Con Air - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Cyrus G.
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Never the red wire by otherhawk reviews
This is a story about friendship, plastic explosives and alcohol. But mostly friendship.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Rusty, Basher
Love by The Author Number Two reviews
Nathaniel goes from never having truely been in love to being in love three times at once. Who will he choose: the commoner, the magician, or the djini? Rated mild T for slash.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Nathaniel
Choices by Pippa Spark reviews
Is Kestrel really gone forever? What will Bowman do if she isn't? What lifechanging role does Pinto have yet to play? Why am I asking all these questions I know answers to? Set directly after 'Firesong'. On hiatus - too many fics, not enough time D:
Wind On Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
A Maraudering Graduation by musicalexpert reviews
The last few days for the Marauders before graduation. James and Sirius are trying to enjoy life. Peter is acting wierd. Meanwhile, Remus is failing at a speech he needs to write for graduation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Of Many Hats by Random-Battlecry reviews
There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Forest Girl by vanilla-violets reviews
Secrets... Jasmine leaves. Blames... Kree leaves. Then Lief comes to the rescue.. but is it too late to change stubborn Jasmine's mind? What should she believe, the horrible truth or the weak lies? Which is which? Read and review please!
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jasmine, Lief
Behind Her Eyes by Di12381 reviews
An alternate ending to Jane Eyre.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Happy Birthday, Professor Snape by AlwaysSS reviews
Just a short one-shot to celebrate the Potions master's birthday. Snape is caught off guard by a bit of unexpected gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Years by E.B. Rowling reviews
Three years later and look what's happened. : Rated T just in case.
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
The Knight's Wish by HighOnCookies reviews
Something HermioneHarry4ever and I came up with when she asked me "Don't fairy tale characters ever have to go to the bathroom?"
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
More than a Feeling by Kerichi reviews
Severus Snape has ambitions to rise above his humble beginnings. Eris Greyback has a family debt to repay. Their romance is a more complicated brew than the trickiest of potions. SSEG, LEJP. The sequel, The Potions Master's Apprentice, is also complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,441 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Burglary by Calapine reviews
These are the effects of a fine vintage.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2004
Strange by Fire Of The Stars reviews
Hermione, do you think I'm strange?" A conversation in a quiet staircase between two complete opposites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
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What You Will reviews
Or, This Great Stage of Fools. Shakespeare AU. John Watson is the star player in the Lord Chamberlain's Men; Sherlock Holmes is an in-demand freelance actor who mainly plays female parts. When they are thrown together for the first performance of Shakespeare's latest comedy, and simultaneously intertwined in the search for two missing women, sparks fly that nobody expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,017 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Constant Vigilance reviews
Mycroft Holmes, a minor official in the Minister for Magic's office, is called in to assist on the worst magical mass murder case since Sirius Black. However, he's met their main suspect before, and something isn't right. Struggling to remain impartial, Mycroft and reluctant Auror Teddy Lupin must sift through increasingly shocking evidence to prove Gregory Lestrade's innocence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Teddy L., Scorpius M., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
To Boldly Go reviews
Star Trek AU. The ship's First Officer is attacked on a landing expedition to a psi-active planet. To save him, Chief Medical Officer John Watson must go where no man has gone before: into the incredible mind of Sherlock Holmes. Could be dangerous: it's a big place, and there's more in there than the answer to saving his life. Johnlock, teeny-tiny implied Kirk/Spock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2014
Infamia reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velut Praeteritus reviews
"Infamia" 'verse. Mycroft would never have noticed that Gregory Lestrade had even arrived at the court were it not for his younger brother - a mistake that would have come to define his entire adult life. Because some people are meant to be together, even if it takes a ridiculous amount of time for them to admit it. Mycroft/Lestrade, M for smutty smut smut. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Stick to the Script reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problem With Polyjuice reviews
Potterlock and Johnlock. Sherlock steals some Polyjuice Potion from Slughorn's office and uses it to do naughty things to John's body. It's not like John will find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2013 - James S. P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of the Timelords reviews
In which Sherlock discovers that even his heart is bigger once you're on the inside. Post-Reichenbach, post-Amy, Sherlock and the Doctor meet at a dodgy bank-robbery in Frankfurt and decide that being alone is easier when you have someone to do it with. So begins the adventure of a lifetime in which the Doctor tries not to worry about the fact that Sherlock Holmes is fictional.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Expecto Patronum reviews
An unexpected study arrangement between John and Sherlock, new Auror trainees facing their first big exam, brings into sharp relief things which John had been trying rather hard to keep hidden. Because I couldn't just write Potterlock, oh, no. I had to throw some Uni!lock and sex and far too many canon Next Gen Potter references in there as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2013 - James S. P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
COMPLETE! An exploration of an alternate canon wherein John and Sherlock meet briefly during high-school but have both forgotten each other by the time they meet up again. What will it mean for them now when they finally admit that they remember? And what has it done to their lives apart? Well, it's a small world, after all. M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,230 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Catch reviews
Puddlemere United beat the Donegal Dragons by two hundred points to one hundred and seventy. Celebrating at the pub after the match, Oliver Wood meets an old schoolmate and discovers a few things he never knew about love. And Slytherins. But mostly love. A love story told in a drabble for every day in February prompted by a line or lines of dialogue from 'chocolate fish'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Oliver W., A. Lynch - Complete
Adrenaline and Other Accidents reviews
Q is not cut out for fieldwork, and he's using that as an excuse for kissing Secret Agent 007 - the first time, at least. All subsequent times were entirely out of his control. Bond/Q, M for considerable amounts of smut. Oneshot.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
What Friends are For reviews
For a prompt on the kinkmeme. Bond should really learn to trust his instincts when they tell him they don't like his Quartermaster's new boyfriend; then again, he was a little distracted at the time. Bond/Q, first fic for this fandom so feedback appreciated! T for triggery things regarding domestic abuse and slightly sexaul - who am I kidding, overtly sexual situations.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
Let Go reviews
In the end, separating John's things from Sherlock's amid the chaos spread like rubble through the sitting room is like separating a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn't want to let go. Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fantasie reviews
For the prompt: "five ways Sherlock could have let John know about his feelings for him and the one way he actually did". A critical exploration of Johnlock through five typical smutty scenes and one slightly atypical one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Can't Let You Steal My Heart reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Spirit of Fun reviews
Or, 101 People Eames is No Longer Allowed to Forge. Pure crack. Many, many cross-textual references. Slight Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
If Only reviews
Or, five times Sherlock Holmes wished Mycroft wasn't his brother, and one time he didn't mind. Features kid!Lock. Some angsty themes, including post-Reichenbach and drug use. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Thou Swell reviews
Sequel to "Not Without You". John begins to think he and Sherlock meant completely different things when they both said 'I love you'. Basically pure fluff. Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Without You reviews
"I can't, Mycroft, I can't do this without John." Post-Reichenbach; Mycroft comes up with an alternative solution to the three years of two broken hearts that would have otherwise happened. T for triggery character 'death's. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Use Your Imagination reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Non Dimenticar reviews
Leaving a dead body behind them, John and Sherlock must run from angry relatives and policemen, remember what they used to mean to each other, get hold of Mycroft to sort things out, and maybe fall in love if there's time. Post-return. M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Not Love reviews
Jim insists they're not making love. Sebastian doesn't like to argue. MormMor, as fluffy as they ever get. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Catharsis reviews
In real life, there are only small miracles, and people don't find each other 'just in time'. They find each other when it's too late. Post-Reichenbach, character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Keep Talking reviews
This time it's Sherlock who's away, but that doesn't mean he's stopped talking. Post-Reichenbach reunion!oneshot. No slash, unless you want to see it like that.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Game reviews
It's a complicated game, but he's had plenty of practice. Don't kid yourself: he IS smart. Fraud!Sherlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Nemesis reviews
AU. Doctor John Watson was the only man who ever challenged him, the only man who could defeat him and make him feel alive. It just goes to show - we need our enemies more than we need our friends. Sherlock/John. Inspired by the film, "Megamind".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Getting Square reviews
"You knew I'd saved her. Why did you tell John she was dead?" The final wrap-up of the Irene Adler case. Naturally contains 2x01 spoilers. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intimacy reviews
"You're not his friend. He doesn't have friends. So what are you?" An exploration of friendly moments in Sherlock's relationships with others. One: Mrs Hudson. Two: Molly, minor S2 spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sherlock H.
Suspended Animation reviews
We were always an oddball family, the Watsons. There was a sense of suspended animation, of minding our own business while the world rushed past us. Well, that was then. T for drug use and other stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
As Far As I'd Go reviews
An exploration on the limits - or rather, lack of them - in John and Sherlock's relationship. Series of hurt/comfort ficlets. Rating varies from K all the way up to M - I've put each rating seperately on the inside. Six - John is temporarily deafened.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Again reviews
A bar, Singapore, dark and cloudy, heady with smoke and the laughter of people who should have gone home hours ago... Arthur and Eames have met before. M for non-explicit slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
On a Different Note reviews
John and Sherlock have an understanding. Do they? Or are they singing completely different tunes? John/Sherlock, in a manner of speaking. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
September the First reviews
On this day every year there's some kind of rally. Or huge-scale prank. Or... well, there's definitely something. And the King's Cross staff are sick of it. One-shot inspired by rewatching the first movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Part and Parcel reviews
He has his spies everywhere. The next in my completely accidental series of different takes on Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Bold Stripe reviews
There was no question about it: Mycroft Holmes was dressing up for somebody. And oh, good Lord, something had to be done about the stripes. Fluffy Mystrade oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Hell and Night reviews
Plant a seed and watch it grow. Plant a garden... oh, the dark and fantastic things you can make it do. Moriarty's POV. Rated because it's dark and perhaps a little twisted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Meet the Parents reviews
He'd thought about pretending he was an orphan, but knowing his luck, she would have picked up the phone when they called anyway. No, Linus Caldwell had to front up and inroduce his girlfriend to his parents.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Linus, Bobby - Complete
Oh, the Cleverness of You reviews
Sometimes he could kiss Danny's mind. Set during O11, quick shot.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rusty, Danny - Complete
Addiction reviews
The Neverland... in this day and age it's no fairytale. Parody, only dark. Inspired by PJ Hogan's 2003 movie, and Barrie's book. T for themes, including drug use and violence.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - J. Hook, Peter P.
Black Thoughts reviews
FINALLY COMPLETE! Even the epilogue - a tad anticlimactic if you've been holding out for it. Sorry. Sirius Black always wanted a life full of adventure. But honestly, enough is enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,378 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
New Shooter reviews
All it takes is a set of clothes from a body on the street, and he is free. And does the new shooter feel lucky? Well, yes... yes, he does. Drabble.
Con Air - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Garland G. - Complete
Vows reviews
He'd sworn he'd never let it happen. But things had a strange way of happening in spite of his hasty, foolish vows. Crowley was in an odd position. Light and fluffy oneshot, Gilan/OC
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Crowley, Gilan - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Freedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price. The question is, is it all worth it? Cyrus/OC, rated M for a series of violent events including the murder of small children, and a mild sex scene.
Con Air - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Cyrus G., Cameron Poe - Complete
Endings reviews
I knew before I materialised that this would be the end.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Tell Me I'm Adored reviews
All either of them want or need is love. But she can't turn to him. Not for this. Scar/Sarabi, sequels ignored.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Scar/Taka, Sarabi - Complete
Rock the Boat reviews
COMPLETE! Meeting Gavin Kavanagh wasn't going at all the way I'd expected. It would take some huge adventure to bring us together... A chapterfic of the Quentin's-daughter-lives-on-the-boat persuasion. Don't read if you don't swear, because I do.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
We Said We Wouldn't Talk About Canada reviews
Not talking about it can sometimes be the worst way to deal with something this big. It's all over now, and the three sit in completely different locations, all thoroughly miserable. Slight, inconsequential Bernard/Manny. Oneshot.
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bernard B., Manny - Complete
Opportunities reviews
Manny is confined to bed with the flu and Bernard must run the shop on his own; enter a heroine with determined tread. Bernard/OC, just a birthday present for a friend. Happy Birthday, Toni.
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bernard B. - Complete
The Weakness In Me reviews
"When the moon is in the sky and the clouds are dancing by, you will find me where you are!" Love is a weakness, and all the Death Eaters know that. So what keeps them coming back to their master has always been their shortcoming. Bella knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
In the Bath reviews
Dennis was constantly amazed by Gordon's ability to pick up girls, even when he was in the bath. Gordon/OC, completely random one-off.
Run Fatboy Run - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Mistake reviews
She REALLY didn't think that one through. Now, two years later, there she was with the child of a man who'd never really loved her, even though she'd chosen him over one that did.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010
Virus reviews
Sometimes a word is all it takes. A word like 'brother', or 'sorry'. When she got the letter she felt like she needed to hear both.
Con Air - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Cyrus G. - Complete
This Heavenly Light reviews
OTHELLO: I remember when we were in love, my darling, many moons ago. Iago/Emilia.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Rebecca reviews
Who was this girl, who knew Amy better than she knew herself after barely a glance? Who walked into the TARDIS like it was her own home? And who - oh, who indeed - was Rory? Doctor/OC, I guess. Completely random. Sad overtones.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The March of the Spades reviews
The March had begun again, but this time Hatter thought something was different. Parody.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha
Tic Tac Toe reviews
Sequel to Draw Me A Star but reading that first not necessary. Yes, Ladies and Gents, Juliette Clearwater is back! And this time it's real. It's not a game. Or is it? HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - S. Reid
Draw Me A Star reviews
Intensely, dramatically COMPLETE! So there is such a thing as destiny... but how far do you take it when the whole world seems to be against you?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
At Last reviews
It was playing when he walked into the diner, the first time he met Frank. Ironic, really, though he didn't realise until later. Songfic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - J. Gideon - Complete
Sitting on Popcorn reviews
There's a time and place for everything. Well, what better time than now for a little physics magic? Warning: flying food. HWF Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - S. Reid, Jack H. - Complete
Grandpa reviews
Grandpa was the only one who ever made Dwayne want to talk. Grandpa was always talking - Dwayne wanted to yell at him, "SHUT UP!" Rated M for Grandpa's language and the sexual themes of the conversation.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Grief reviews
Aberforth, at the moment and then the realisation of his brother's death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Egg & Sperm reviews
The Marauders' Astronomy class got put in a detention with a difference after Sirius and James started a class discussion about where babies come from. Professor McGonagall decided it was time for them to find out, the Muggle way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Him Without You, You Without Him reviews
People have so many nice shiny ideas about how you feel when you lose someone you love more than your own life. They say that you get a hole inside you, of a space they used to fill. It's not like that at all. George Weasley knows. And no-one else does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
A Place on Earth reviews
It's not a cliche in their world - Heaven is a place on earth. Because Charlie deserves his own happy ending, not just a share in someone else's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Words To Give reviews
Remus visits his best friend's graveside to talk to him about everything that's been bothering him. After all, Sirius always had words to give. set mid/end 6th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Remus L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dreamer's Door reviews
After Seeing Redd so probably a spoiler, haven't read the books for a while but this idea came to me as I love the character of Hatter. It's just a dream - but can you have dreams when you can't sleep?
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Hatter M., Weaver - Complete
Hatter's Melody reviews
He is alone, lost and depressed in an unfamiliar world. But adjusting from his usual cold self is difficult when he meets a carefree woman willing to help him...
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Hatter M. - Complete
Electric reviews
A poem I wrote that originally had something to do with that episode ages ago when House electrocuted himself to see what death was like... it warped a bit though :
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - G. House - Complete