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Author has written 16 stories for Little Vampire, Naruto, Harry Potter, Death Note, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, and Avengers.

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Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee reviews
KakaIru Kakashi had never been anything else than what had been expected of him. And nobody had ever expected him to be human. So how could Iruka even want to be near him? How could he say he loved him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,661 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,223 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Heat by you-know-its-actually-funny reviews
When Bruce and Tony attend to a strange outburst which involves Loki losing it and stumbling down the New York streets in his Jotun form, Tony agrees to let him stay at his mansion until they can figure out what's wrong with him. But what Bruce discovers might make Tony regret his decision...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,914 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Poetic Justice by Limmet reviews
Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 329,849 - Reviews: 5813 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blood and Blue by AonoRunic reviews
When Tony is called to New Mexico he never expected for humanity to be preparing for a war with Asgard. More than that, he never expected to find himself engaged to the Jotun Prince, Loki. Arranged marriage AU
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,468 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.]
I Never Knew Daylight Could Be So Violent by isahbellah
Loki won the battle against New York. Since he couldn't control Stark through the power of the Tesseract, he chose an ancient, more ipainful/i way to do so. All was well until a little, imediocre/i thing changed it all. [Part 2 of No Light, No Light. DAAY as seen by Loki's POV]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,798 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Path to Heaven (Runs Through Miles of Clouded Hell) by AonoRunic reviews
Tony keeps telling Pepper bad things happen when he voluntarily goes to sleep. This time, he is proven right by the crazed sorcerer, who isn't actually a horse, that rips his soul out and forces it to relive every one of his past lives. And someone had better tell him why Loki is eternally stalking him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Made to Endure by dancewithitsghost reviews
In this not so new take on a GGDIME, a loud-mouthed, ostentatious, tempestuous, and rambunctious girl finds herself stolen away from her time and thrown headlong into a world at war. Middle Earth is facing an extraordinary evil…and Arianna just wants to shave. LegolasxOC, Legomance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,301 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Legolas
One Day at a Time by shadesofmidnightsun reviews
It's nostalgia that first chases Tony out on the streets. Then monsters, then Pepper, then just something time and again. For Loki it's banishment, having his magic taken, demons of the past that he may or may not remember, and slowly losing what little he has left. And if they somehow stumble upon each other again and again, so what? Frostiron. Warning: triggers. Now has a sequel.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,366 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Malacissation by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Loki might have underestimated just how much food there was in the Midgardian city of New York. At least it explained the wicked gleam in Tony's eye when Tony bet him that he could not eat one of everything the city had to offer. Loki had nearly bested fire in an eating contest, but the thought was cold comfort next to how predatory Tony's smile got when Loki accepted the bet.(pwp)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Where We Lie by AonoRunic reviews
He had been Tony Stark: genius, billionaire, Iron Man, the lover of a god. Now the simulation had ended and he had woken up. Now he had to go back to being Tony Stark: the engineering professor with a suburban two story house, PT Cruiser, a cat, and a failed marriage.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
The Native Tongue by Tsume Yuki reviews
I can not speak Japanese. And, well, when you find yourself dropped into a Japanese anime, knowing the language usually helps. Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Stockholm Syndrome by uchiha.s reviews
Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,459 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Golden Light, Starry Night by x-Miyako-x reviews
When it finally seemed like they had a chance, it appeared. Yet out of the darkness shone a light. A beautiful, golden light suddenly stood before it and blocked its path. That was the night his beautiful light burned out, the night my light disappeared.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Glorfindel, Erestor]
Oyster Sashimi, Olive Martini by lucius-complex reviews
Because really, who else would be insane enough to slurp sexy aphrodisiac foods with their arch-enemies but Tony Stark?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Wait, You Did What, Now? by seafarer reviews
Adoption is a bit like getting married. You don't really know what you're in for until you do it. A one-shot set during the first week that Frodo came to live at Bag End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
As Summers Die by Resa Aureus reviews
Due to Lucius's incarceration following the War, Draco hires Hermione Granger to sort through the family library and to collect every dangerous and Dark text being housed there. But one book, once opened, changes Hermione's life forever. Monday updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Empire State of Mind by LaLopez1981 reviews
A year has passed since the events of New York. Tony decides to be a generous boss/boyfriend and sends Pepper on a long overdue vacation. The other Avengers are away on missions, doing research or rediscovering America, and someone unexpected shows up on Tony's doorstep...or rather on his remodeled balcony. *WARNING: Major Character Death*
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Speak Mellon and Enter by LuxaLucifer reviews
Elrond has had many friends over the ages, but none so foreign to him as this hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. From the moment they met, their friendship was a strange one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Bilbo B., Elrond - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 223 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Dwarves! by trillion42 reviews
Thrandruil is surprised by his son's first words... featuring baby!Legolas. Just a One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Dance With Me by SerenLyall reviews
Arwen unexpectedly comes to her father's study with an unusual request. Some (adorably cute) Elrond/Arwen father/daughter fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
The Parting of Elrond and Arwen by EbullientBelle reviews
"None saw her last meeting with Elrond her father, for they went up into the hills and there spoke long together, and bitter was their parting that should endure beyond the ends of the world." - RotK "Many Partings"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Darkness All Around You by isahbellah reviews
"Let me tell you how everything will turn out, Stark" He said closing the door behind him and walking closer to Tony, "I can't control you with the staff, but there are other ways, you know." [Part 1 of No Light, No Light]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
There is never a time or place for true love by Profound Yaoi reviews
When Harry defeats Voldemort, the Battle doesn't just suddenly end; after a wayward curse and a friend's intervention, Harry is sent back in time. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters. Warning: Slash/male-male relationship & graphic depictions of sex. Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Abraxas M., Harry P. - Complete
His Hands by doyou000me reviews
Wishing for someone to take care of him, Harry meets Krum during his 4th year. As he gets to know the Bulgarian, he finds someone who might be willing to do just that. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Loki's Blanket by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
"So the whole sick thing, that related to your magic fading?" Even slightly drunk Tony felt a thrill of danger at the look he got.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Kings Among Runaways by Nautical Paramour reviews
Sequel to Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier. Hermione has left the Order, but now she needs to learn to navigate full grown Death Eaters and the Dark Lord himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,642 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Burn the Horizon by CourtJester reviews
Reposted. On beginnings and endings, broken things, missing pieces, and how sometimes it's impossible to patch your life back together in the same shape it was before you started falling apart. FrostIron, eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
xE rre by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Tony knows he should be a lot more bothered about the god that's started to appear in his tower despite no word that Loki has escaped from his punishment on Asgard. That doesn't mean he is, not when Loki is actually answering questions that he asks.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Nicholls reviews
Tony Stark had never thought of himself as the father type. Hell, he usually avoided children like the plague, no offense of course; he just did not know how to handle them. No, kids and Tony did not go in the same sentence together. So why was he down on one knee in the middle of one of Paris' streets, quietly talking to one?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
Wizards Who Meddle With Time by Paimpont reviews
Three years after Voldemort's death, a depressed Harry is still obsessed with Tom Riddle. But neither death nor time can stand in Hermione's way when she wants to help. She drags Ron back to 1943 to kidnap an unsuspecting 17 year old Tom and bring him to Harry in the future. HP/TR slash. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Worthlessness or Perfection by Elven Warrior Princess reviews
They say 'from the mouths of babes.' Can the words of a strange Elfling change the life of a certain Elf, or will he continue to roam Middle-Earth in shadows and self-loathing?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Thranduil - Complete
Now You'll Never Be Lonely by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
AU. Tony isn't really sure how he feels about Steve setting him up on a date with his newest waiter at the diner; at least he's easy on the eyes. Loki is a little less sure about this whole boss setting him up with his best friend either, not when he sees that bit of jealousy in Steve's eyes. -Complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by silent-niobe reviews
What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,547 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Out with the Old by Shan84 reviews
She remembers like it was yesterday, the day that HE came to the Order. Hermione Granger comes to terms with sharing Grimmauld Place with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Solamen Miseris by Paimpont reviews
A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ophelia Dreams by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/Tony It started with a kiss, then it spiraled into madness. Tony can't regret and Loki won't, and they continue what they started in their dreams. Every night, Loki makes Tony dream of him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Intention by uzumaki rakku reviews
If Kakashi had been the one sent to stop Naruto from joining the war instead of Iruka. "Come back alive, Naruto. You have too much to live for to die on the battlefield before you've even fulfilled half your dreams." Because Kakashi truly believed Naruto was the one who would surpass even the Yondaime Hokage, and from the start it had never been possible to keep him out of the war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Abducted by MajorBookworm94 reviews
The Order is puzzled when something thoroughly unnatural in both the magic and muggle worlds happens to Harry and he disappears. Warning: Contains extraterrestrial kidnapping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Teletubbies' Adventure in Lothlorien by LalaithElerrina reviews
When the Teletubbies find themselves unexpectedly in LothLorien, no one could imagine the havoc they cause...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Haldir - Complete
Larry and Bob's Adventure in Rivendell by LalaithElerrina reviews
When Larry and Bob unexpectedly find themselves in Middle Earth, they make quite an impression...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Elrond - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 252,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006
Naruto, What The Heck Are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier by Nautical Paramour reviews
Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. She has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...TR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Longer to Grow by Idle Leaves reviews
Fourth Age, Valinor. Sometimes it just takes longer to grow. E/G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Shinobi Bachelor by Cardboard Bike reviews
The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Certain Slant of Light by Paimpont reviews
The war is over, and students are returning to Hogwarts. No one seems to notice that there is a new ghost lingering in the shadows. No one, except for a girl who can't sleep... Ghost!Tom/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Cost by Rinpa reviews
Naruto has grown into a fine hokage. His wisdom is the sort that's frequently indistinguishable from idiocy, but with Shikamaru by his side to temper his idealism, Konoha is in good hands. There's no need—no place—for Kakashi anymore.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Model Behaviour by Karanguni reviews
Allow me to define the world "office-mate" for you: it's a noun. Not a verb. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 344 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Misfit in Minas Tirith by Doris the Younger reviews
Can a girl-who-falls-into-Middle-earth be 'realistic' AND join in the fight against Sauron? Barb Sanderson must help Princess Éowyn carry out a terrible mission in Minas Tirith. Will she ever discover what strange power brought her to this world-and why?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,128 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Interception by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Guarding the village gate is a boring job- until the most dire threat since Orochimaru threatens to infiltrate Konoha, using a beautifully innocuous disguise. Featuring Iruka, Kotetsu, and Kakashi :Warning: Please note the genre
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Morning Shows The Day by AvocadoLove reviews
One moment ten-year-old Umino Iruka is pulling his most daring prank, and the next he's in the middle of a bloody battlefield. What is going on, and who is this strange masked boy with him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Birds and Bees, Or Something Like by emw314 reviews
Tony is not Xander's dad. No. It's worse. Much worse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cardiomyopathy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by keelhaulrose reviews
A serial killer is leaving bodies around the city of Chicago, with no cause of death or evidence. Spencer Reid is at the end of his rope when a woman shows up talking about a world he can hardly believe. Can they solve the case together? HG/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,543 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Leave the Light On by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,327 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Naked Truth by Aleia15 reviews
Kakashi had always considered Iruka uninteresting. Then he saved Kakashi's life. Naked. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ereinion by Gaia caecilia reviews
High King Ereinion Gil-galad gets dropped into earth, in the early 21st century and on the University of Kent campus in Canturbury, fairly late in the second age. This is the tale of the young lady he bumps into upon arrival. complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Misfit in Middle earth by Doris the Younger reviews
This isn't a movie. She's not an action hero. And Middle-earth is a very dangerous place to be. Trapped in the throes of a terrible World War, can an American college student help Princess Éowyn save her people from the deadly malice of Saruman?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
May he never know by Grey Pigeon reviews
Legolas is reminiscing about one night of sweet oblivion. Regardless of who they are and what duties they hold, Legolas and Elrond dared to trust each other once – they succumbed to the folly, forbidden and beautiful freedom. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Waking Dream by Reverse Lucky Girl reviews
Problem: Light is having interesting dreams, and all Ryuuzaki wants is a bit of quiet. Possible solution: make Light's dreams come true? Mostly PWP, NSFW. LxLight, read at your own risk. Originally written for anon LJ meme.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7608 - Favs: 12,537 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back by Aleia15 reviews
A drunken one night stand might cost Iruka the best friendship he's had in years. Or it might be the beginning of something even better. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Responsible, forever, for what you have tamed by megyal reviews
Kakashi gets hit with a Jutsu and becomes feral; contains unbeta'ed content, some humour and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cherry Red by Kaze Kimizu reviews
Matt loves his car. He really, really loves his car. What does he do when Mello catches him appreciating his car? Prompt - Matt/His Car
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Like Thunder, Love Like Lighting by Aleia15 reviews
A series of random encounters between two strangers. Kakashi's POV of Love Like a Tempest, Love Like a Hurricane. This is not a different story, it's a retelling of it through Kakashi's eyes though there are a couple of different things. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,605 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Thieving Moon by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Strictly AU. The world is a boring place, there is only so much one can do before such boredom eats at you. Light has found a way around his boredom, he steals. Not to keep, merely for the challenge.What will he do when L takes an interest in him? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Heavy Weather Soundtrack by starlesscity reviews
Iruka gets trapped in the academy during a power outage.Much to his discomfort Kakashi’s there too.It’s not that he doesn’t like him;he just wants to know why the Jounin is staying with him.Oh,and he’d like an answer about the flirting too. Kakashi/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Favorite Weapon by EmmaJaye reviews
The twins must write a report on their favorite weapon. Elladan has trouble choosing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Elrohir, Erestor - Complete
Must Like Dogs by Malifique reviews
The ninken have noticed some drastic changes in Kakashi's demeanor. He's been pleasant and actually smiling lately. It's horrifying. Utterly cracky.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Rituals by Ryzmah reviews
One of the first rules of rituals is that you properly research them before performing them. Dumbledore decides to ignore this rule and consequences abound. Part of Kamerreon's rare pair challenge. Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Godric G. - Complete
Shadows on the Moon by Aleia15 reviews
Written for the LJ Kakairu fest with the prompts Lifeline!Iruka, ANBU Kakashi and Mizuki as an awful boyfriend. A chance encounter in the forest between two strangers changed Kakashi's and Iruka's lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Raising Eggs: A Health Lesson by Ahja Reyn reviews
Professor Hatake enjoys torturing his students. But when bright-eyed Naruto Uzumaki seems to fall off the deep end, Kakashi is forced to admit that maaaybe he’s gone too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,618 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dinner at the Burrow by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Harry had reached his limit. He'd put up with Percy's attitude for quite long enough already. It was time to do the Gryffindor thing and confront him. Harry/Percy. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/8/2009 - [Harry P., Percy W.] - Complete
Tolerance by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
I...I thought I was the only one. Glorfindel/Erestor. *complete* Warnings: Language, bigotry, AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Cataclysm by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka returns from a mission unable to communicate or even be recognized by his fellow Konohans! He must get Team 7 to see him for who he really is and deliver his message to the Hokage, not to mention find a way out of his rather unusual circumstances.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A World In Us by megyal reviews
Ten firsts as Kakashi and Iruka grow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ransom by Anime-Sweetie07 reviews
A group of highly trained criminals have just kidnapped one of the detectives working on the Kira case. L will be put to a new test as the criminals ask for Kira himself in exchange for the detectives' safe return.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Old Habits by twopoint reviews
Glorfindel has just arrived in Imladris and things are heating up for the Last Alliance. Amidst hounds and rings and meddling Elronds -- Erestor must make a choice. I adopt a cyclical timeline with Glorfindel/Erestor. Fits into the Forgotten Tree arc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Suil Vain by Rapunzel215 reviews
Her heart heavy from the loss of heaven, Buffy suddenly finds herself in Fangorn Forest. She encounters an Elf and a Dwarf. What fate awaits her in Middle Earth?BtVSLotR Xover. AU Season 6 post 'Flooded', pre 'Life Serial' and post 'RotK'. BuffyLegolas
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 145,735 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/29/2004
Love Like a Tempest, Love Like a Hurricane by Aleia15 reviews
A series of random encounters between two strangers. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Moment of Reflection by Budgielover reviews
Lord Elrond has an encounter with a very young Took, causing him to perhaps re-evaluate his decision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Elrond, Peregrin T.
Diary by vernajast reviews
Kakashi's team is scattered and he's feeling useless and bored, until he comes across an open window. In a ninja village, it's an invitation to go inside and look around. But what if he doesn't like what he finds? KakaIru, sad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Meet the Lawliet's by uncrawl reviews
Raito never regained his memory of the death note and 8 years later, L and him are still working together. But as he gets to meet L's apparent mother, everything is thrown for a loop. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Take my Advice by Dapper reviews
Elrond’s new advisor isn’t what Glorfindel expected. A light, fluffy story in the first person. Slash. Adult themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Glorfindel of Gondolin by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
While cleaning the library of Imladris, Elrohir makes an interesting discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
A Spot of Bother by glitterburn reviews
Jonathan finds himself in a bit of a pickle.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jonathan C., Ardeth B. - Complete
Dilettante by glitterburn reviews
Ardeth/Jonathan. The morning after the night before, Jonathan prevaricates and Ardeth attempts to understand.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jonathan C., Ardeth B. - Complete
Passion Play by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: Invited to Egypt for the summer before his third year, Harry meets the eldest brother, Bill and everything about his shy and reclusive nature begins to change for the better. Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,223 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Good Clean Fun by ukexchan reviews
A socially awkward Kakashi tries to get close to Iruka. Lemon. YAOI! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What He Wants by redqueen76 reviews
It's not that Kakashi needs him, because he doesn't. But Kakashi wants him, and Kakashi always gets what he wants. --Hey Diddle Diddle, "Scroll Darling" KakaIru. Or IruKaka, if you're picky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,381 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Poor Imitation by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Atomos by Avalene reviews
AU. Draco is used in a plot to bend Harry Potter to Voldemort’s will… however, Draco thwarts the plans, using the same spell that was meant to capture Potter to protect him. Harry takes him to a world beyond what he had ever known. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Distractions by crematosis reviews
Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bathhouse revelations by Lunael reviews
KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by Kit-Pocket reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What Started as a Simple Deal by Spook's Master reviews
Jiraiya/Naruto. Future lemon. Set during time skip. Jiraiya will take Naruto on the trip only if Naruto will do sexy jutsu whenever he asks. Naruto doesn't think he'll mind, but will he still feel that way once Jiraiya asks, and eventually asks for more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Intimate Mission by MoronKing reviews
This is my mission. I am to capture an S-rank ninja and extract information relating governmental issues between my village’s rivals by any means necessary. I am Umino Iruka, a chuunin from the Hidden Mist Village. My target: Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Blossoming White by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,369 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Whisper by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. L was always sure to whisper in his ear, every night, just before he left, that he’d been here for five months. Just four more, and he was free to go to the execution chamber.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
My Perfect World by Wyld-Urth Finn reviews
Death Note song parody of The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World". Forgive my boredom.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Little Harry by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. No Magic. Harry Potter starts first grade one week later than everyone else. Going through the years with no friends, can be hard on a child. The bullying seems to have no end. What's a little boy to do? Oneshot. The sequel is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cirdan's Beard by Lalaeth reviews
Did you ever wonder why Cirdan, alone of all the Elves of Middle-earth, had a beard? You would not be the only one.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 495 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
Untitled by Key the Metal Idol reviews
AUGenderswapGirl!Light A bored L meets Light while working on a serial murder case. He didn't expect to find her more interesting than the case, which in itself isn't what it seems.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 327 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Leave It to Beavers by Erestor reviews
A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
BloodStained Glass by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
L decided to allow Light outside without handcuffs. Of course, L would accompany him. But why did a simple outing end that way? Alternate plot line. Oneshot LxLight LxRaito SPOILER FOR L'S REAL NAME
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blind by Mako Red Eyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dr Draco and Mr Malfoy by Elpin reviews
An apparating class gone wrong and suddenly there are TWO Dracos! One with the good traits and one with the bad. Only problem is that no one realizes what's wrong... at first. HPDM slash fic. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,480 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Draco M., Draco M. - Complete
I Was A Male Mary Sue by PNT reviews
George is hiding in the bathroom when he's sucked into a different world...through his toilet. Now he has to deal with his inner woman. How thrilling. And that's not the least of his problems, because there's someone in love with him, too. Hiatus-ish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Crossroads of Time by Ellfine reviews
A pupil of Elrond's from another world and time is faced with the opportunity and plenty of incentive to change Arda's past, but finds herself becoming a part of it instead. Glorfindel figures prominently in this. 2006 MPA Nominee.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,337 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Glorfindel, Idril C. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,656 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Prospice by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to All Who See These Times. King Elessar and Queen Arwen have come north to relax with some friends and family, but rumors of orc activity have them worried. Katie Elvellon appears under terrible circumstances, and the adventure begins! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Smile by tampoposensei reviews
Kakairu. The relationship from two POV. Kakashi intellectually, all genius. Iruka intuitively, all heart. Follows a parallel track to the manga up to about ch 138. Now finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Skylark by Shai Nevermore reviews
Skyla Connelly never really thought beyond the next track meet, the next audition...basically, she took things as they came. It never crossed her mind that she might find herself in the middle of a battle...or that she would be forced to marry her rescuer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Time Will Tell by Bombur Jo reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to open a door to Tolkien's Middle-earth and become part of the adventures surrounding the Ring? In Time Will Tell, a girl of our time gets to do just that. Reviewed favorably by the PPC. NOW COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 239,324 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Frodo B. - Complete
Fallen by Keikokin reviews
Harry gets a lesson in what love looks like. COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
There's Something Rotten in Rivendell by JennyJoy4 reviews
The usual: a girl from our world ends up in Middle Earth. But none of this is from her POV, she's not a MarySue, it's years before LotR is set, and she's never seen the movie. I'd like to know what you think! G, but there's some language. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,667 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
JuOn by shi-chan reviews
YAOI KakaIru When a grudge so big and so intense is born, you will never find peace until your sworn curse has been fullfilled. How far are you willing to go to get a good night's sleep? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,422 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Pure Innocence by blurr reviews
Legolas returns home after the quest for the ring, his innocence lost. When he comes across a little maiden who still looks to him with such purity, he wonders he if can retain some part of her for himself. One-shot for now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Reasons by cinnamaroll reviews
Scenes from Kakashi's life on how he fell in love. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2004
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
There's the man I chose by cinnamaroll reviews
Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2004
Only a Game by JunoMagic reviews
When Jarro decided to test a new kind of computer game, she never knew how quickly the game would become real and dangerous... AU. OFC. Complete. Mithril Awards 2005 SemiFinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,499 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Eternity by randomwriter96 reviews
Immortality is not a gift. In an Elf's POV. A short piece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2003
The Sinking of Númenor by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The real reason Númenor was sunk, and, on a related theme, why there are no Fae in Middle-earth. Contains bizarre humour, angry Valar, and a sheep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
A Little Piece of the Sea by TrinityC reviews
At the wedding of Eomer and Lothiriel, Legolas has an encounter he did not expect. Slash. Early birthday present for Laiqalasse...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Legolas
Frodo, the Littlest Nazgûl by Lotho Sackville-Baggins reviews
"He's passing into shadow. Soon he'll become a wraith, like them." And the thought of a three-foot-tall Ringwraith just strikes fear into the hearts of all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Frodo B.
When I Am Wise by Deborah Judge reviews
At the end of the First Age, Elrond and Elros must choose between mortality and immortality.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/17/2002 - Elrond, Elros - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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Loki and Tony (Inspired by Jupiter and Europa, Apollo and Daphne, etc) reviews
The first time Tony encountered a god wasn't when Agent brought over a video of Loki coming out of a portal announcing his 'glorious purpose'. It wasn't even when he read about Thor being banished to New Mexico. No, Tony's first encounter with a god happened when he turned fifteen years old, on the day his nanny was finally let go.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Princess and the Dragon reviews
Dragons do not lightly suffer company in their hoards, unless that company intrigues them or bears some resemblance to treasure, and I somehow happened to manage both. OR: Smaug decides it would be amusing to confirm the old folktales of captured Princesses and Dragons. All princesses need saving, and it's no different for Carmen - even if she's not, in fact, a princess.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, OC - Complete
Not as Planned reviews
A girl goes to Middle-earth with the expectation that she'll take part in the Council of Elrond and join the Fellowship. She wants to kick ass and save lives while looking good - and making Legolas and Aragorn fall in love with her. Lord Elrond has other ideas: the Fate of Middle-earth is at stake, and she will play no part in it. Problem: the portal was a one-way only.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Elrond - Complete
Past Life reviews
Hermione had heard of past lives, of course, but she'd always assumed they were, well, PAST. Yet here she was, born in 1927. As she sets out to turn the wizarding world into a peaceful, egalitarian world without discrimination, she does more than just change the minds of her peers and teachers... she changes the future. ON HIATUS until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto's Secret reviews
Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,196 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Smothering reviews
Harry hated how much he was mothered. What was it about him that caused women to go crazy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hatred reviews
L couldn't believe what he was seeing. He must have fallen asleep in his chair and was simply dreaming - though even his mind couldn't come up with something so twisted. Sayu had seemed the most normal in her family, and now L saw that she was perhaps the least normal. Light hated her - and L hated her, too.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Fairy Tale Curse reviews
With Voldemort's last breath, he cursed Harry. Harry forgets everything, but believes he's a princess awaiting his true love's kiss. And he decides that Severus Snape is his prince and must kiss him. Snape isn't too fond of that idea, but caves in the end. Sadness ensues for our dear princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Suspirating Pillow reviews
Harry wakes up and is nearly lulled back to sleep by the consistent movement of his pillow. Then he realizes that his pillow is moving and freaks out. Ron convinces him that it's just a charm - except they find out that no such charm exists. Will they ever solve the mystery of the breathing pillow? Suspirating isn't a word; look up the Latin "suspiro" for an explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It was Dark times, Harry, Dark times reviews
Voldemort wasn't the wizarding world's worse fear. No, it was something much, much worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
How Hagrid Destroys a Horcrux reviews
In the hospital after the Philospher's Stone incident, Hagrid accidentally kills Harry in a clichéd scene. Little does he know he saved Harry from a lot of trouble and Dumbledore from a lot of plotting. No swears or perversion, if you can believe it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Friends? reviews
Vampires hadn't been scary for a long time, but that changed when we moved to Scotland. My only friend is a vampire, a vampire hunter wants to kill me, somehow I've got to save Rudolph's family, and I'm constantly scared. I'd like to leave, but I can't.
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Tony T., Rudolph S. - Complete
Ooiroke no Jutsu! reviews
Naruto, furious with his new sensei for embarrassing and violating him during his genin test by way of a butt poke, decides to break out the big guns and get him back a hundredfold! What we all wish Naruto would have done.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Trouble with Translation Charms reviews
The trio wonders how Team Seven walks on walls. Caught spying, they're forced into the headmaster's office by Kakashi for a scolding. When they try to get over their differences and compare worlds, they learn why translation charms aren't widely used.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Ooiroke no Jutsu: Kiba Style! reviews
During the preliminaries: no one seems to believe that Naruto will make it to the finals. Well, he'll show them! WARNING: Slightly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Freedom reviews
OC I always wanted to fly, so when a vampire showed up in my tower wanting to eat me, I was quick to strike a deal. Tony was right though; I should have listened to his warnings. Vampires are not the cudly creatures most people like to think they are.
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Gregory S. - Complete