Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hello, i give you a cyber grope for actually checking out my profile. In return i shall give you random-ass useless information about myself.
I - Am SPARTAAAAAAA. ( Or Snarky, whichever you prefer x])
I - Like to write.
I - Should probably find a new hobbie
I - Enjoy anything strange, unusual, weird, crazy, snarky, or witty.
I - Am so Team Edward, but Taylor Lautner is a cutie.
I - have a blog! :
I - Love you :3
We - Will get along if you enjoy gropes half as much as i do.
You - Can ask me to read anything of yours as long as it's interesting.
This - Is taking far to much of my limited attention span.
Pet Peeves: one thing i really hate is when people put on their profile "i am sooo CRAZZYYY!! I LURVES twilight!!" like, seriously, thanks for sharing, i don't really care.
Oh, and when people have really bad grammar, ei. text talk, misuse of quotation marks etc.
i also do not like it when someone criticizes wat i write, and they either have written no stories, or have crap ones. ei. "you made so many spelling mistakes i could right better!." really, I'd like to see that.
i also hate when authors make excuses for not updating, but have to go into painstakingly little details like "i found a hair in the shower drain so i called my boyfriend and he said he was busy so i ate a bagel...etc." like, Shut. the. fuck. up. Unless someone specifically asked you to tell us wat you ate for lunch yesterday, shut it. saying "i didn't have much time." or "i was too lazy." would suffice.
Oh, and if you minors are content on reading M rated fics, please, please, refrain from posting your age on your profile, and/or mentioning your Prom plans in a review.
I also hate it when kind folk put lots of random crap on their profiles. a snarky lil thing im ok with, but if its 500 freaking words on how Jesus is our savior, or about how much u want to rape Taylor Lautner, i tend to get disinterested.PS. no i do not care that u prefer Mini mouse to Goofy, or that u wash your hair first when u get in the shower.
And reading lemons written by 13 year old, kinda makes me feel dirty in all the wrong ways.
Social status: closeted twitard :)
Relationship status: Single...yet again.
TV shows: House MD ( He may be 50, but he is smokin'!) Bones, So you think you can dance, Glee, Castle.
Boy Toys: Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Andy Sixx, Adam Lambert. Oh, and lets not forget Robert Pattinson...and i will admit Taylor Lautner.
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
Although not familiar
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think