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Author has written 3 stories for Fruits Basket, and Twilight.

Hey there! The name's Holliday.

Yes, I'm serious. Now stop laughing. Don't blame me, name my mother. NEVER, under ANY circumstances should anyone EVER let a 16-year-old mother name her child. I am the result.

Anyw-hay! I'm a 17-year-old aspiring author from the south, though, unlike most people here, I speak proper English. :D I love to draw, though I've got a long way to go before I'm that good, and I also love to write. I tend to scribble lots of fanfiction and stories here and there, but I have a very jumpy style that makes it hard for me to focus on one story before long. I have HUNDREDS of characters, though, and they're all waiting for writing and posting! Here's hoping I actually post something here!

I am an avid fan of slash, femslash, yaoi, yuri, and erotic fiction in general, so don't be surprised/scandalized/horrified/usw. if I happen to post stories that contain GAYNESS, SEX, OR GAYSEX. Also, I will link some comics that I enjoy, to spread the love of GAYNESS, SEX, and GAYSEX. If you can't maturely handle it, go ahead and flame. I live to make fun of idiots who apparently can't read a simple warning, and I absolutely love intense arguments with said idiots.


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Some Awesome Webcomics:

The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal

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The Cave II by Dante1444 reviews
That's right, it's a sequel. Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Who get's to top who? What happened after the last story? Don't just sit there reading this, scroll up and find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Strawberries and Skinny Dipping: Hatori's Remedy by bugaboo107 reviews
Tohru literally 'falls' for Hatori one fateful summer day. When will it be too hard for them to bear their romantic feelings toward each other? Will love blossom under the dreary conditions that plague the Sohmas?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,358 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Amaranth by Lady Eden Death reviews
In one month a demon will tear itself from your stomach.' Now when I was told that...I definitely did not expect THIS to happen. I mean, demons don't even exist, right? Gah! I've become fluffy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Rough Waters by CrystallicSky reviews
Sharks really aren't the most affectionate lovers; what's a poor dolphin to do? CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,472 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Publicity by Gryvon reviews
AU. Usami talks Isaka into coming with him to a sex club, where they meet Asahina and Misaki for the first time.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
The Twinkie Song by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Of course you love Twinkies, GIR. Now, will you sing a song about them for us? R/R
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Gir - Complete
Keep It by Chirugal reviews
After the events of Judgment Day, McGee and DiNozzo say their final goodbyes. Don't ask, don't tell: Tony won't tell, and Tim won't ask how Tony got so good at what they're doing... McNozzo smut, one-shot, complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Unwritten by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Hitsugaya/Ukitake. Decades in the future, an older Toushirou is tired of being seen as a child by the one he likes. Taking matters into his own hands, he sets out to make Jyuushiro see him for the man he has become.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Love Game by NINJA-RENKA reviews
For months, Chase Young’s mind has been bombarded by disturbing dreams. At the end of his rope, he turns to the one person who will help . . . at least that’s what he thinks. Let the game begin.CHACK Oneshot **UPDATE**
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Lost Chapter by NINJA-RENKA reviews
Denied Heaven or Hell, what really happens to one that uses a Death Note after they die? This is the lost chapter of the Death Note manga that follows Light after he dies on January 28th 2010. . . with a lemon twist. Light/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Master by xXJeevas-sonXDXx reviews
Stop being an idiot, Vlad." He dropped to his knees and, grabbing a good fistful of Vlad's raven locks, pulled the vampire's head down so that his cool lips were pressed against the side of his neck. "I'm your drudge. Let me do my job." HenryxVlad. Yaoi.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
It's In His Kiss by B.J. Sanders reviews
It was just sex, lust, meaningless sin between the two of us... but that was before we started falling. Blaise/Neville. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Blaise Z., Neville L. - Complete
Take Me by Blackened Wing reviews
Kaname's smile was tender and playful. Zero cursed softly, fingers knotted tightly in raven hair, support arm trembling as he half reclined on the grass with the pureblood kneeling over him. MISSING SCENE from "Take the Lead".
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Hard at Work by KoryMisun reviews
Mello is a paid homoerotic story writer on a website. Much to his lover Matt's chagrin, he and many of his work colleagues are thrown into the mix when Mello can't think of anything original. Mentioned Matt/Light getting it on. Bondage. Read and Review.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Lust by kygirl101 reviews
Bathroom sex. A first for every relationship...NOT. Twincest--my first lemony-thingy, so don't be too harsh. HikaKao, M for safty. Enjoy the bathroom.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Scion by LiterarySpell reviews
Lucius returns from Azkaban a broken man. Draco tries to heal him, and himself, the only way he knows how. What happens when father and son cross that boundary?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Frills and Lace by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Matt has to repay a debt to Mello, with the blonde picking the method of payment. Nothing good could come of such a thing, especially not when Mello’s been on a recent shopping spree…to a girl’s store? And wait till he sees what Mello bought for him...hee
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Roxy's Pantie Problem by benevolent-apocalypse reviews
Roxas hasn't really had time for Axel lately, what with running his own company at all... But Axel doesn't tolerate being ignored. Cute AxelXRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Touchy by UniqueWolfLover reviews
A fun and almost plotless IchiIshi story. Ichigo grabbed what now! Yaoi. M/M Read at your own fluffy and yaoiliscious risk.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Egg Hunting by albe-chan reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Curse of the Cat by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru and Kyou get frisky in the woods when they have some unexpected guests... R for swearing & sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
On The Floor by Lycan.Kallias reviews
AU NaruGaa. Lemon. Dragged to a club, Gaara isn't expecting anything exceptional. Naruto's ready for a good night out. When the blond pulls the redhead onto the dance floor who knew what one song could start? M M M kiddo's and kiddettes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Vaguest of Feelings by keir reviews
HaruxKyou Yuki voyeur / Haru and Kyou get together to watch some dirty video tapes without knowing that they're being watched. R for swearing and sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
In Comic Fashion by kc creation reviews
After losing a bet to Ayame, Kyo comes to realize just how depraved his boyfriend really is. kxh. A collaboration with the fabulous Keir!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Captivated by keir reviews
HatorixKyou/ShigurexKyou / Hatori and Shigure want Kyou to play another game... Sequel to "Taken" and "Claimed." M for swearing and sexual situations, oh yes PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Hatori S., Kyo S. - Complete
Way Too Much Information by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru and Kyou do it in a situation that may get them in trouble... M for swearing and sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Wrong Number by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Warming a Kitten's Heart by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru and Kyou are caught in a blizzard together, and Haru can think of more than one way to warm up... R for swearing and sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Rule of Thumb by kc creation reviews
Haru asks Kyo for a favor, but his imagination inevitably gets the best of him. hxk
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Ghost by StarkBlack reviews
A few months after the battle at Hueco Mundo, Ichigo starts having a nighttime visitor he just can't say no to... Warnings Boyxboy, language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Crime & Punishment by keir reviews
KyouyaxTamaki / Kyouya has had enough with his lover's antics, and the king is going to get what's coming to him. R for sexual situations.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Kink Meme 1 by soulisgone reviews
Kaname/Zero This was from a kink meme. I don't remember the kinks although there is voyeurism... I hope you like it and please review!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
More than One Way to Skin an Orange by Blackened Wing reviews
Zero and Aido argue over the right way to peel an orange and end up in a food fight. Everyone gets roped into helping clean it up. Kaname might be more interested in cleaning ZERO up, though. Crack!fic
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Zero K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
Fireside Wank by luvscharlie reviews
Charlie and Harry have differing opinion on the fundamental instructions of flying. Charlie/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Paying the Price by EricFancier reviews
Eric will do Bill a favor. But not for free... Bill/Eric slash. Set in season 1.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bill C., Eric N. - Complete
Tattoo by Minalover reviews
If you were to get one tattoo, what would it be? YukixKyou. Rated M just in case. Warnings: boyxboy, light swearing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Data Collection, or alternatively, Eureka by morning-in-mei reviews
Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Can't Have Everything by morning-in-mei reviews
To say that Grimmjow is an exhausting lover would be an understatement, but Stark thinks he wouldn’t have it any other way. Stark/Grimmjow, oneshot, interesting kinks, and yaoi up the wazoo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2009 - C. Stark, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fantasies Impromptu, Opus 6 by morning-in-mei reviews
Every day, Grimmjow walks into class with an outrageous new personality, accessories included. Funny thing is, Ichigo seems to be the only one who notices. IchiGrimm, crack oneshot, and lots of footnotes. A frivolous emulation of Terry Pratchett's style.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Old Dog, New Trick by hermionepuckle reviews
Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin - Charlie returns to The Burrow for the first time in a long time, and within a couple of hours he's needing something to relieve his frustration. WARNINGS: Cross-Gen see pairing , Casual Sex, First Time, Rimming, DH Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Charlie W., Teddy L. - Complete
The Used by Clue-Sama reviews
Why doesn't Kaname want to accept what the blood bond has to offer, yet eagerly comply when Zero is hungry... and when Kaname wants to bite him back...? KanamexZero yaoi. Slightly based off of songs by The Used.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Hot Under Cover by Chou ni Natte reviews
What’s the first thing you think of to do when you’re somewhere you’re not supposed to be and someone is coming? *UraIchi*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
It all started with a wet dream by Twisted Badger reviews
I would have to say that it was my best prank ever. It was something that only a genius, Ex-Shinigami; Ex-Captain of the Technology Department in Soul Society like me would have been able to come up with... Renji/Urahara, Yaoi, Boy/Boy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Renji A., K. Urahara - Complete
Blind by Reona-chan reviews
He couldn't see, couldn't see the look on my face, couldn't see the joy he brought me. And yet, he would smile, absentmindedly - beautifully. Fang/Iggy slash!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Chance by Lycan.Kallias reviews
How can Haru tell Kyo how he feels with his fears in the way? Will he take a chance? A HaruXKyo Yaoi. Finally complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
ChupaChups by Reona-chan reviews
He hated lollipops with a burning passion, though there was only one person who could penetrate his mind that could change that. Butler/Artemis slash!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Box of Wonders by Lycan.Kallias reviews
Tohru finds a box hidden in the attic. Haru, Yuki, Shigure, and Kyo all just happen to be around when she decides to open it. Warning: This is complete idiocy and my first attempt at humor.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Restraint by nehalenia reviews
Renji had been so glad to see Ishida in Hueco Mundo he'd wanted to kiss him. Thing was, now they were out of Hueco Mundo and he still wanted to kiss him... and more. Renji x Ishida.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
Poor Ichi by Lady Serena Sparrow reviews
When Ichi collapses while working at Mikuni's shrine, Mitsuo and Hasunuma are forced to confront their feelings for him. However, will they do it in time to save Ichi from Mikuni's lecherous hands? Hasu/Mitsu/Ichi and slight Mikuni/Ichi/Kanau
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Whatever You Want by nehalenia reviews
One night, Uryuu tells Ichigo he'll do whatever Ichigo wants, and Ichigo takes full and complete advantage! Ichigo/Ishida yaoi!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Fateful Day by Untainted-Angel reviews
“I’m telling you, it’s not symmetrical!” A familiar black haired boy exclaimed. What is he talking about? Read and Find out! Lemon, oneshot. YOAI -Forgot to mention that- Dedicated to Ni, my editor
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Death The Kid, Franken Stein - Complete
Trick or Treat by keir reviews
HaruxYukixKyou / Threesome PWP. :3 Yuki finds out something interesting about Kyou... Written for Halloween.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Domination by Alvara19 reviews
It was a lazy day for Dante at Devil May Cry before Nero comes back from killing demons, smelling heavily of something familiar. Soon Dante realizes that he has a huge problem on his hands with a maturing half demon. Heavily Graphic Yaoi DantexNero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Bored by TehAwesomeness reviews
Dante is always entertaining. :D DXV DXNXV
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Into the Fire by Aleia15 reviews
With Renji things were simple; Grimmjow was in himself a complication. Renji/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo/Renji
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Little Help? by StarkBlack reviews
Hisagi Shuuhei plays a prank on Hanatarou and Urahara helps him out. Warnings: Boyxboy, oral.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2008 - K. Urahara, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Sex on the Beach by missred101 reviews
Dante, Vergil, and Nero have the day off and decide to spend the day at the beach. After a day of fun in the sun they decide to go out for a couple drinks. DxVxN Oneshot, Lemon, Yaoi. If you don't like then don't read! Original cover image by J-C-P on DA.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Battles Lost, Battles Won by StarkBlack reviews
KenpachixByakuya. A PWP I wrote for a friend's birthday. More smut from my perverted mind. WARNINGS: Mansex!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Stolen Milk by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Written for Xorlaithx! Haru steals his kitty's milk, and it comes with a price...R for swearing a sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Claimed by keir reviews
ShigurexHatorixKyou / Sequel to "Taken." Just smut. X3 Rated R for sexual situations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Far From Innocent by kc creation reviews
It was what he deserved, for spying on people the way he did, and it was what Kyo deserved, for keeping his door unlocked. kyoxharu
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Define Normal? by Accio Harry Potter reviews
When Fred and George discover that they have similar feelings for each other, some pretty hot stuff happens. FWxGW, twincest, slash, and basically just an excuse to write pure smut. Written in George’s POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summertime Tutor by keir reviews
KyouxMomiji / Written for loretta537! Momiji is on a mission to net himself a kitty. R for swearing & sexual situations/PWP.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kyo S., Momiji S. - Complete
KakaNaru by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Three separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
High School Love by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Written for flyingdaggers! Haru and Kyou. With handcuffs. And smut. X3 R for swearing a sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taken by keir reviews
ShigurexKyou/HatorixKyou ...Hatori and Shigure get it on with Kyou. The end. :3 swearing, sexual situations, PWP
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kyo S., Hatori S. - Complete
Forsaken by Spiffing Repartee reviews
Harry has forsaken Draco to a dank hell-hole, and it will take all his Malfoy wit and charm to get out. SLASH. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cave by Dante1444 reviews
Sesshomaru's got a problem but he manages to find a very unique way to solve it. Yaoi, bond, m/m and all that wonderful goodness. Edit completed, enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Senses by X-Factor-Glory reviews
Drables on the 5 senses from Envy's POV. EnvyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Giving Grace by StarkBlack reviews
HisagiUkitake Hisagi’s collar sparks Ukitake’s interest and the conversation leads to an exploration for both of them. Warnings: Yaoi, language, anal, rimming, bondage.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,914 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Shuuhei H., J. Ukitake - Complete
Only Us by StarkBlack reviews
Shuuhei/Renji This is another birthday fic. Shameless mansecks insues. Warnings: boyxboy, anal, rimming, language, the usual xD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puck's Dance by missy mee reviews
A poem about Puck's journey to get the flower 'Love-In-Idleness'
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
A Hot Shower by StrongatHeart reviews
Dylan tries to make Marco's hot shower even hotter.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Marco D. - Complete
Trust Me by Blackened Wing reviews
Ichijo brings Shiki a present to cheer him up. Shiki expresses his gratitude in an unexpected way, and ends up receiving an even greater gift. Shiki x Ichijo.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Takuma I., Senri S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minor Scratches by StarkBlack reviews
Urahara/Ishida Ishida is hurt and is too stubborn to ask for help. Urahara knocks some sense into him. Warnings: Just some suggestive boyxboy XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - K. Urahara, Uryuu I. - Complete
Softest Touch by StarkBlack reviews
Renji/Ichigo Just some smut to brighten your day! A thank you fic for a friend! Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy love, language, anal.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bluebird Is Breaking by Nariena reviews
When Cless takes longer than expected to return, something unthinkable happens. A victim must now learn to cope with reality. ClessChester
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Mercy by StarkBlack reviews
UlquiorraGrimmjow A short ficlet about what happened after Grimmjow lost is arm. May continue in the future. Warnings: boyxboy, yaoi, blood...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Butterfly by OrenjiCloud reviews
Can dreams become Reality? ByakuyaIchigo Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
GIR Be Writin a SONG! by Gothalie reviews
GIR, in his spare time, decides to butcher the lyrics to Eminem's 'Just Lose It', and, I never thought I'd say this, poor Zim is the target of his newfound creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Unseen Passions by Living Cadaver reviews
Gino Gambino on a dark street at night? That seems kinda fishy. And where's he going? LouiexGino, Yaoi Content, Lemon
Gaia Online - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
My Brother's Eulogy by missick93 reviews
He's gone. He's really gone. The ahole left me behind. ::SPOLIERS:: Don't read if you haven't read Deathly Hallows! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Frozen Strawberries by jacob reviews
Frozen strawberries are best served with a few ice crystals still remaining. If thawed completely they will become mushy. Clearly it was Kurosaki's fault, although he wouldn't be surprised if Matsumoto had planned the entire affair. [HitsuIchi SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Night Time by Evie-Chan589 reviews
When he's lucky the nightime brings Gaara a visit from a certain blonde missingnin. DeidaraGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Onsen Hot Springs by keir reviews
[HaruxKyou] Hatsuharu has Kyou to himself at the hot springs... swearing and sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Beverly Hills by kc creation reviews
As if cloud gazing wasn't girly enough, Haru just had to start rambling about pop culture. kyoxharu
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Shag Tag by keir reviews
[HaruxKyou] Haru has fun with Kyou on a rainy day... swearing & sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Rooks Take Pawn by Penbrydd reviews
[SNZ][PWP] Kotetsu and Izumo are interrupted by Hayate, at Raidou's request. Hilarity and smut ensue. [KoIzuHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
God Damn Birds by Evie-Chan589 reviews
A cute oneshot involving Neji, Gaara, and annoying birds. NejiGaa rated for Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Questionable, At Best by Suburban Slasher reviews
Torturing Yuki and Kyo is a grand sport, and nothing is too extreme to acheive this end. One of my many sex jokes masked as a fanfic. Rated for sexuality, ShigurexAyame lime'ishness, vulgar conversation, and a shameless Fight Club quote.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 2 by Orohime reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are fighting...again. Shika's other lover is occupied. The Shadownin finds solace in an unexpected pair of arms, and finds an interesting new way to use his favorite jutsu. Sequel. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 1 by Orohime reviews
The heir to the Nara legacy is on the outs with his longtime lover. A few words dropped from the right lips take root in his imagination, leading him to a new experience with an unexpected partner. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Sohma Quartet by SoapBoxDerby reviews
Kyo happens upon a scene involving the famous trio and decides to join in...whether they know it or not! Short lemon, Yaoi...etc.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Kyo S., Shigure S. - Complete
Getting a Rise by Experimental reviews
[Follow up to Firecracker] In which Kyouya discovers just how far the twins will go to apologize. twins x Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2006 - [Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 1 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
[SLASH] Wicked fairies, gender confused princesses and a perverted Wolf. Oh, my. Poor Red. Looks like his misery in the land of Fairy Tales has just begun.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,642 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Firecracker by Experimental reviews
The story of a Popsicle and the twins who loved it. Rated for suggestiveness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Suspend the suspense by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily and James lock themselves in the dorms for a night of naughtiness, forcing Sirius and Remus to sleep in the Shrieking Shack. SiriusRemus one shot, silly bantering, and eating of the face in a kissing sense .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Hate You, Right? by Sveinity reviews
When Momiji has his mind set on leaving, what happens to his plans when an unexpected visitor knocks on his door? MomijixHatori
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Momiji S., Hatori S. - Complete
Strip Poker by Alania Black reviews
28 OCAUHPSM: NLSF. Seamus and Neville play a little game of strip poker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Neville L., Seamus F. - Complete
Sad Eyes by Potato Chippy Weezer reviews
You know it's wrong. It has to be wrong. Because it can't be right. [Oneshot, slash]
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Craig M., Marco D. - Complete
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Why Jasper's Face Really Looks Like That reviews
Have you ever wondered why Jasper REALLY looks like he does in the movie? Well, here's my theory!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Purr, Kitten, Purr reviews
It all started at dinner. Honda-san made some particularly delicious fish, and Kyou… He enjoyed it so much that he almost purred. He tried to cover it with a cough, but I caught it… And I wanted to hear it again.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
That Fine Line reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate, but where do we stand? Yaoi! Kyo/Yuki! A little limey
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete