AngryBadgerGirl
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Joined 12-01-08, id: 1758044, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hello, I'm ABG. I used to be McVampy.


My Other Fics:

To read Apples and Oranges, go to my LiveJournal page and friend me. I'll friend you back:

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A/O is currently on hiatus, but not for good! I appreciate your patience muchly. :o)

For a copy of Frenemies please go to this mess of a giant link:

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Please please please *no* translating this stuff. I mean...it's barely funny in English. But "Prunella Ironsnatch" in !Xhosa is just weird.

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La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7631 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Some Life In Me by Pinkpixiechick reviews
An accident claims the lives of Edward's family. Unable to deal with his grief, he walks away from his life. He meets Bella, a young woman running from her past. He can help her. Can he return to his life? Rated M for content & future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,620 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4845 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The New Girl Downstairs: A TNGUS Sideshot, Part II reviews
Written for the Nashville Flood Relief charity. It's chapters 2-3 of The Naked Guy Upstairs in EPOV. AH, E/B, rated M cos it's my favorite letter of the alphabet and lemons are my favorite fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13778 - Favs: 10,305 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Girl Downstairs: A TNGUS Sideshot reviews
A TNGUS side-shot for the Haiti relief charity drive. It's the first chapter of TNGUS in EPOV. Rated M for dirty, naughty thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 251 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Soon Is Now? reviews
MY ENTRY FOR NAUGHTYHEELS CONTEST. I just never got around to posting it here. Edward is an outcast determined to hate h.s. life, until one day a new girl changes his perception of what it means to need love and to give love. E/B, AH. M FOR 80s TEEN LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Technical Difficulties:‘Lemon Drop’ for JJulieBee reviews
Ever meet a guy who you don't know whether to punch or make out with? Girlfriend is having one of those days. AH, AU...paired Edward up with my friend. Cos she's the bomb-diggity. Written with gratitude to Julie, top contributor in the SupportStacie auct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward - Complete
La Dolce Vita: A ‘Lemon Drop’ OS for Sunshine00 reviews
Sometimes, a girl just needs some time to herself. And a nice frappaccino. AH, AU...paired Edward up with my friend. Cos she's awesome. Written with gratitude to Shelley, for organizing the contribution pool for the SupportStacie auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bump and Grind: Summer SmutDown OS reviews
O/S for The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009. Bella spends every morning swearing under her breath at the obnoxious silver Volvo that cuts her off on her way to work. A chance encounter, a heated exchange and a hot day leads to juicy lemons. E/B, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Danna Guy & Geisha Girl: LoveThruLemons OS reviews
This is a one-shot based on the characters from Apples & Oranges. Tie Guy & Skater Girl explore role play. Submitted as an entry to the Love Through Lemons contest. AH, E/B rated M for 'remon sekusu.' That's Japanese for 'lemon sex.' :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second to None: Tattward OneShot reviews
He's a bad boy. She's a book nerd. Neither of them are what they seem. A one-shot for the Tattward & Inkella contest. Edward/Bella, AH. Rated M for inked lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Snide & Prejudiced reviews
Snide & Prejudiced: A Story of Absolutely No Consequence or Merit. This is a crossover with lots of banter between Edward and Bella. All human, canon pairings, rated M for lemons in later chapters.
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,545 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
The Course of True Love reviews
This is a one-shot for the Pirate Talking Twilight contest. It's Swashbuckleward! Bella is kidnapped and smuggled aboard a pirate ship, will she be saved from the clutches of Jagged James? M for lemons, which also prevent scurvy. E/B, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds: Age of Edward OneShot reviews
This one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Housemating Season reviews
Bella's a freshman at Dartmouth who lives with 5 upperclassmen, including broody Edward, a vegetarian with a fixation on vampires. Plot line similar to the original Twi novel w/o the cockblocking and with more laughs. LEMONS, AH, canon pairings, BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,772 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 402 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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