Hey! : ) Thank you for coming here... yeah well... READ THE FOLLOWING CRAP! (u don't have 2 if u don't want 2...) : P
ALSO: I won't be quitting any stories... it will just take me a while to update... : )
Any-who... Aboutz me:
I love to:
~Hang With Friends
~Listen to Music
I am strong willed and opinionated. I will stand up for what I believe is right no matter the consequences. I also have a pretty good sense
of humor. : ) I can laugh at myself, even when I fall on my butt. Which happens a lot. : P
I love to look my best but I don't go to extremes. Well... except for when it comes to clothes and fashion... he he...
Thankfully thats over now so if you don't like it, too bad! Deal! lol : )
Music is me life; I couldn't life without it! :D I listen to practically every thing! Country? Very little. Heavy Metal? Very Little. Rap? Some.
Live life and have fun, don't take things seriously and be happy. Make good choices!
RANDOM STUFF I LOVE:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(2) Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A myth.