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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I haven't read many of these myself, so if you're reading it then you must really care. So, hi!

I'm a female college graduate with fairly specific tastes; namely, yaoi. Mostly Naruto, but I'll go for One Piece sometimes. Bleach is out, because there's already romantic feelings present between the characters and I can't make myself read fiction that contradicts those. N and OP are good because the characters are sexual blank slates, so yay for imagination.

I do have a soft spot in my heart (or maybe my head) for drunkfic. No idea why. I prefer well-written drunkfic, not just terribly slurred and hiccupping characters who do radically OOC things. Unfortunately, my obsession has led me to read many many of these, and I can't help myself.

As to bad grammar, I can't stand it. Even if your fic is awesome, if you don't at least spellcheck it, chances are I won't read past the first paragraph. I have a few favorite spellcheck-FAILs that I've been carrying in my head for a while but don't remember the fic of origin. Just as well; if this was you, you probably don't want the acknowledgement. Anyway, to you whose grammar was even more amusing than your awesome story, thanks for 1) "he kissed her genitally" instead of gently, and 2) "his hand rubbed against the bugle in his pants," at which I died laughing.

Another obsession: crackfic. I can't help it, I love crack. It's addictive. I wish I could write it.

Another thing I remember from a fic once that made me giggle: after an angsty SasuNaru romance where Sasuke rejects Naruto because he wants his father's approval, in the author's note at the bottom the author bemoans the fact that everyone always tries so hard for Sasuke's dad. What is he, made out of chocolate? Heeheehee.

So that's me. LOOOOOOONG-time reader, recent writer. Because after NaNoWriMo, I figure what's a few pages of fiction where the characters are already created with their backstory and everything?

Also, I'm certifiably addicted to fanfiction. Literally. I once stopped for a week so I could study for finals, and after three days I discovered I was irrationally annoyed at everyone and their stupid questions and idiotic attitudes and I was like, dude, what's wrong with me? And then I realized: no fanfiction. So it's not a case of "yeah, I do it, but I can control it," it's more like "if I don't read fanfiction every night before bed, feelings are going to be hurt." And no, I don't need an intervention. I'm happy like this.

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Checkmate by seriously what name can i have reviews
"Did you ever tell him?" Jim asks one day, and it's all that Spock Prime can do to understand the question. / Spock Prime remembers his own Jim; Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
That One Time When Jim and Spock Met Their Daughter From the Future by PristinelyUngifted reviews
You know your day is going to be weird when some kid you've never seen before calls you "Papa."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/12/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stale Honey Cake by UndercoverMoffat reviews
McCoy does not think about a Russian seventeen year old ensign for the rest of the week. No, he most certainly does not. (Post-Into Darkness)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Mixed Signals by Mijan reviews
Jim Kirk finds himself stranded on a planet's surface when an unpredictable ion storm cuts off transporters and, apparently, communications. The ship can't hear Jim, but he can hear their transmissions... and then Leonard McCoy starts sending him messages, believing that Jim can't hear any of it. (Kirk/McCoy slash)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Spiritum memoria, Spiritum animalem by torchwoodtimelord reviews
Reincarnation!Fic - Sherlock and John find themselves living a life in repeat. But as ideas and social norms have changed with time, they discover they are no longer the men they once were to one another. John's biggest secret hidden to all but Sherlock, they struggle to figure out just who they are, and how much they really need one another. - Freeform writing style.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost and Found by Lastew reviews
After Sherlock dies, John copes by fighting crime on his own. One night, the criminal he finds is someone very familiar.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled by positivelymeteoric reviews
There is a bond between them, gossamer thin and stronger than steel, and so it's no surprise that John and Sherlock still see each other After, no surprise that even in their dreams, they haunt each other, a pair of living ghosts who couldn't bear to ever be apart.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Effects of Domesticity by scullyseviltwin reviews
"Our lives are chaos," John says. "That doesn't mean our flat should be."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Witness Protection by missilemuse reviews
An AU, where John is Jim Moriarty's fiancé. He finds out about Jim's job and agrees to testify against him, and is put into protective custody by the authorities, under the alias Victor Trevor. Sherlock meets Victor, sparks fly!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,747 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velociraptor fraternalis by Kryptaria reviews
or Is the Entire Holmes Family Odd or Just the Two Sons? Since the night he'd become a were-velociraptor, an alarming number of Sherlock's good ideas had proven, in the end, to be very, very bad, though often this was through no fault of his own. Co-authored by Mitaya! Part 6 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Words by earthy4 reviews
The first time Sherlock says it John thinks he must be hearing things.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Distraction by earthy4 reviews
"Piss off," Sherlock says, and it's a remark, like, Funny weather we're having, only John can hear the edge just under the surface.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Velociraptor novus by Kryptaria reviews
or Bit Not Good, Biting Your Flatmate Like That. Walking, Sherlock discovered, was boring. Running, however... Running was incredible. Part 3 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Necessarily Expired by Dlvvanzor reviews
From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Aftershocks by sing-oldsongs reviews
Sherlock wakes up naked, sore, and thinking about sex. It is a strange morning, by all measures. Then he remembers everything. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seventeen by Consulting Centurion reviews
'"I—I'm going to leave now. I can't stay here right now. I can't look at you or talk to you or deal with...you...right now. Not while I'm feeling like this." He took Sherlock's hand, it was shaking. "Don't...don't go anywhere. I will come back. Please, for the love of god, don't be gone when I come back, okay? Still be here." And with that John left.' The Return of Sherlock. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cause and Effect by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John decides that he should definitely stop drinking... or perhaps should drink more. Sequel to "The White Noise Aria". Fluff. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rewind by Speechwriter reviews
Sherlock's need is a prison with an open door, and John chooses to stay.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shouts and Whispers by positivelymeteoric reviews
After Sherlock returns, they talk. But not about the kiss. Post Reichenbach Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Intimate by MildredandBobbin reviews
One shot. The first time John sleeps with Sherlock is after Jim Moriarty tries to turn John into a suicide bomber. Spoilers for everything.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
of course by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Truthfully, it is simultaneously both and neither of their faults.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Truth in Pretending by smallearthcat reviews
Kirk and McCoy have to pretend to be a couple for a mission. Feelings ensue. Kirk/McCoy slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
When We Start to Sink by burninganchors reviews
"Do these songs ever remind you of us?" John cleans a bathroom, Sherlock makes a mess of it and everything else, but it's all somehow okay in the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Things Said in Darkness by Lawliet's Angel reviews
In between meeting John by day and Sherlock by night, Molly Hooper realizes that she is what both of them need and neither of them want. Sherlock/John, post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pick me up by Reigen Doki reviews
Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Squared by scribofelidae reviews
The Doctor and Donna are trapped by the Master in a booby-trapped pocket universe that connects with two different adaptations of Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes. A Doctor Who / Sherlock BBC / Sherlock Holmes Ritchie cross-over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Silver Hair and Laugh Lines by Ifwecansparkle reviews
"Ironically, John notices first." John contemplates the changes that come with aging, and Sherlock tries not to. S/J established relationship. Light slash, romantic fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Somewhere Near The Edge by Dark Caustic reviews
Just because the world ended doesn't mean our lives are over. Maybe I need you. A post-apocalyptic story. John/Sherlock Lestrade/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stand By You by Reetinkerbell reviews
Lucius and his relationship with Draco through the years, from infancy to parenthood as Draco matures. DracoxHermione, written for luciusbigbang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
10 Relationship Words That Don't Translate by l0stinl0ve reviews
One-Shot. There are several words in other languages that don't translate into English. Here is a story that follows the relationship of Hermione and Draco as they show and live the meanings of these words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love by That'sSusanToYou reviews
A story about denial, rejection, and lots of weddings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Glass Houses by Amadea reviews
When Draco and Hermione are trapped in Greenhouse #3 by a thunderstorm, they are forced to spend some quality time alone. Together. Post-War, back for 7th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Charms of Sea Glass by Ekanite reviews
These two are kind of a big deal whether they're worst friends or best enemies, and right now they're somewhere in between. Harry and Malfoy escape the public and share a moment. 8th year, fluff and banter, HPDM friendship with anvil-sized hints of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Fixed Points and Fate by lafillesauvage reviews
Draco Malfoy is tired of being told how to live his life, thank you very much. But when two unexpected visitors from the future drop in one afternoon, he begins to question whether the future they describe isn't everything he's wanted from the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Can't Keep From You by Yumekui7 reviews
The public has not seen Harry Potter since the end of the War. Where has he gone and who is this mystery woman Draco Malfoy finds so intriguing? Main Pairing:DMHP. NOTfemHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hallowed by evilpinkpen reviews
Four vampires, a witch, and Jim Kirk walk into a bar. Slash AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/17/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bake Me, I'm Yours by Veterization reviews
In which Draco Malfoy is cruelly transfigured into a cupcake and happens to fall into the hands of a hungry Harry Potter. Draco/Harry oneshot, Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in Recruiting by bookdragon01 reviews
While on a recruiting assignment Captain Pike meets an Orion woman. Oh, the things you do to sign talent for Starfleet...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - C. Pike, Gaila - Complete
Of Sneaky Angels and Jealousy by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Castiel, naive, innocent Castiel, kisses a demon and Dean gets jealous. Really, what more can be expected? Written for Roh for her birthday. Rated for language Dean has a firty mouth and some sexual suggestions. Contains slash. Cas/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cold, Cold Water by Misato reviews
Dean saw a movie once that said God was in the rain. Some nights he almost believes it. Slash, angst. General spoilers for for season 6, but not any particular episode.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Property of Castiel by Angel-Hunteress reviews
Cas sure has a tight grip. Light hand print!kink, light crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Love Us by adrianalazarey reviews
Two years into his Captaincy of the Enterprise, Jim receives a life-changing letter. Entry for the Sweethearts Challenge on the Jim and Bones livejournal community, Prompt: ones sends Jim a Secret Admirer letter on Valentine's Day, from Jim's POV.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/23/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Anchor Me by Fenice158 reviews
Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Diable en Boite by Mousme reviews
Castiel pops in on Dean unexpectedly, and Dean is thrilled. Not that Dean has been pining. Nope. Written for the prompt "jack-in-the-box." Warnings are in the fic header.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Observation Deck by beckett77 reviews
Spock sits alone in the dark, wracked by jealousy and fear. He should have known Jim Kirk would spell his doom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
One Small Fraction of the Main Attraction by seren23 reviews
Five times Dr. McCoy touched Christine Chapel leaving her feeling 'unsettled'. And the one time she didn't. McCoy/Chapel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
He's Got Bette Davis Eyes by tectrices reviews
Dean/Castiel Prompt: silence. And so slowly Dean could hardly stand it, he moved one trembling hand and his fingertips landed with reverence on the soft swell of Dean's bottom lip PG13 for language and sensuality.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Beauty With You by tectrices reviews
For the LJ comm deancastiel's third Secret Angels exchange Prompt: On the last night before the battle between heaven, hell and earth Castiel takes Dean to the most beautiful place he has found on Earth. D/C.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
This Could Be Love by storry-eyed reviews
Jim Kirk runs from everything good in his life - except with regards to one particular thing, when he just can't. Luckily, Spock has no intention of letting him. K/S slash, part of the Song Collection.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Whose Belt Is It Anyway? by Hatteress reviews
EPIC spoilers for the promo for 6.07 - Family Matters. There's a belt. It's not around someone's waist. So whose is it? These are my very Dean/Cas tainted ideas for each of the three possibilities. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Negotiating with Terrorists by pyrebi reviews
And Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures. In which Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Elephant in the Room by Veterization reviews
Dean/Cas oneshot Dean thinks he's sleeping. Clearly, so does Cas. There's an elephant in the room, and it's name is sex. Dean and Cas get a little frisky at nighttime while Sam's still awake in the bed next to them. Awkwardness ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Snake Bite by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Sasuke is lost in a city by choice when he runs into the past he thought he had left behind. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kage Bunshins by Arsenic Android reviews
“I guess you could call it masturbation. The only thing I cared about was coming home and having a kage bunshin transformed into Sasuke so I could screw its brains out.” SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Dreams by SinisterBug reviews
AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,116 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Of Rifles and Repercussions by vampire-otaku1 reviews
Both Zoro and Sanji are too pigheaded to admit there might be anything other than thinly veiled hatred between them. That is, until a bullet opens both their eyes to the fickleness of life, and reminds them that sometimes you just have to take a chance.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five's Bad Company by Guardian1 reviews
It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Avoidance by WolfieNLazuli reviews
In which Sasuke dances around the issue of his feelings as Sakura and Naruto watch on in perplexity. SasuNaru, cowritten fic, fluffy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Helping Hand by Lotus Aia reviews
The other Shinobi decide to give Iruka a helping hand in gaining a little spark in his life, because everyone needs a spark in their life! 'Spark' being booze of course. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hallow's Eve by phoenixdown7 reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. The night of Halloween is supposed to be a night of fun and festivities, but Naruto just can't shake the feeling that someone is watching him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Fairly Odd Event by Little Red1 reviews
Harry is unexpectedly cornered without his glasses, without his wand, and clad only in a towel with a bottle of shampoo to defend himself. Sounds like a party. [ slash HxD, one-shot ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Unexpected and Inconvenient reviews
Sasuke discovers he has a heart after all, but he can't let it interfere with his goals. Alright, maybe a little. Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Human reviews
Sasuke encounters Naruto in a little town while Team Hebi is off enjoying a festival. Unfortunately, both are using sexy-no-jutsu. Hilarity ensues, hopefully .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete