Author has written 3 stories for High School Musical.
Cortnie Jane..Thats my name, not some randoms I just stuck there
Im 17 years old and live in Australia, I hate doing the I have 3 dogs and 10 cats things its just...Lame and I wouldnt have that many animals anyway. I love to chat so if you wanna know more about me just PM me, I dont bite ;D..
I have two stories one is a co-write with my amazing best friend, it only has one chapter because it has 1 review...So please review I worked hard on the first chapter
And my original story 'Past and Future Collide' I have been told is pretty good, so please read that...I love hearing what people have to say :D
What a gorgeous name to match a gorgeous person...We may live hours apart and we've only ever seen each other once..But you are seriously one of my bestest friends.
I LOVE YOU EMILY!!
Emily sei il mio migliore amico...Per sempre e mai...Ti amo Xx
Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song
Opening credits: Everytime you lie- Demi Lovato
Waking up: Naive- The Kooks
First day of school: Come so far (Got so far to go)- Hairspray cast
Falling in love: Two is better than one- Taylor Swift Ft. Boys like Girls
Fighting: It ends tonight- The All American Rejects
Breaking up: We belong to the music- Miley Ft. Timbaland
Driving: Love Drunk- Boys Like Girls
Flashback: When you look me in the eyes- The Jonas Brothers
Mental Breakdown: Tik Tok- Keha
Getting back together: Fireflies- Owl City
Wedding: Collide- Howie Day
Birth of a child: Today was a fairytale- Taylor Swift
Final battle: What I go to school for- Busted
Death scene: Ladies Choice- Zac Efron
Funeral: La La Land- Demi Lovato
End credits: S club party- S club 7
Favourite shows: Anything Disney; The Suite Life, Hannah Montana, Sonny with a Chance, JONAS, Phineas and Ferb. That 70's show. Friends. Sex in the city. Secret Life of the American Teenager. Rove. Home and away. Neighbours
Favourite movies: 17 again. HSM 1,2&3. The Last Song. Alice in Wonderland. Miracle Run: The unexpected Journey. Hairspray. Prom Night. Camp Rock. Princess Protection Program. Wizards of Waverly Place the movie. The prince and the pauper. Taking 5. I love you, man. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Bandslam. Over the Hedge. 40 year old virgin. Zack and Miri make a porno. Pineapple express. Knocked up...Thats just to name a few
Favourite couples: I absoulutly love Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens together they're so cute and after recently going and seeing 'The Last Song' Miley and Liam are my second favourite
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, funkypuppy9393 Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, Troyellaxfan, crazyinluv305, Troyellaishottndsexy, Hitney
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
PAST AND FUTURE COLLIDE
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