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Joined 12-02-08, id: 1758520, Profile Updated: 02-18-14
Author has written 6 stories for Black Lagoon, and Naruto.

MoS' Random Message(s) of News:

1. If any of you who are either long time or large fans of my work and have some art skills, I'm opening up a window to those who may be interested in voluntarily making some new display pictures/posters of my fics. If you can draw (physically or digitally with things like Photoshop), I'd be very interested to see if anybody would be willing to make some new material. Sadly, I don't have the money for a commission right now, but I have a [small and uninteresting] deviantart account under my old name (if you remember it). If anybody is willing to negotiate with me, I'd be very happy to talk with you by PM on here or on deviantart.

2. Do you guys want me to put a number of these fics on hold and only focus on two or three at a time, or should I stay as I am and try writing updates for all these fics equally? The poll's up, so let me know your thoughts.

Next Instalment on the agenda:

Chapter 4 of 'Face The Music'

Just remember that the next round of updates will be uploaded in the following order:

1st: Chapter 4 of 'Face The Music' (31%)

2nd: Chapter 1 of 'Wandering' (13%)

3rd: Chapter 1 of 'Kirigakure no Ha' (10%)

4th: Chapter 2 of 'Shattered Masks and Broken Hearts' (9%)

5th: 'Just Reward: Voluptuous Violet' (8%)

6th: 'Just Reward: Carnal Carnation' (7%)

List of Fan Fictions:

(Written in the form of 'Series - Title - Rating - Pairing (if any) - Notes (if any))


Naruto - 'Just Reward' - 'M' - Naruto, Ino & Sakura - Three-shot; Lemon in Chapter 2 (Why on Earth did I write this? OH GOD MY EYES THEY BURN XD)

Naruto - 'Post Training Relief' - 'M' - Naruto & Sakura - One-shot; Implied Lemon

Works In Progress:

Naruto - 'Face The Music' - 'M' - Naruto & Ino - High School AU with music emphasis - 3 Chapters Thus Far

Naruto - 'Shattered Masks and Broken Hearts' - 'T' (Subject to change in future chapters) - Naruto & Sakura - 1 Chapter Thus Far

Naruto - 'She Made Him Wait' - 'M' - Naruto & Ino - 3 Chapters Thus Far

Black Lagoon - 'The Diary of an Ex Businessman' - 'M' - 10 Chapters Thus Far

Works written as The Ace Combatant :

Ace Combat - 'A Thank You To An Unknown' - 'K' - More or less a challenge fic in response to a little 'non-competitive competition' amongst the people in my favoured online community.

Need For Speed - 'The Seacrest Files' - 'T' - I wrote this because I love the NFS Hot Pursuit game. I thought it'd be cool to bring the action of Seacrest into a more 'in-your-face' nature. Yes, somehow it is possible to get more 'in-your-face' than a Criterion game.


Ace Combat - 'The Unsung War: Life Behind The Fight' - ['T' for majority, may be some 'M' moments for language and/or violence] - Takes place across the events of Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War/Squadron Leader, and looks at the lives of the pilots of Wardog Squadron outside of missions during the Circum-Pacific War of 2010. NOTE: THIS FIC, WHEN WRITTEN, WILL BE PUBLISHED ON MY ALTERNATE ACCOUNT.

Yeah, I should just let you know that I am probably the world's biggest Ace Combat fan/fag/fanfag. Excluding the arcade cabinets of the early 90s, I have every game (1, 2, 3 (both the English & Japanese Versions), 04, 5, 6, X, Xi, Zero, Joint Assault, Advance, Assault Horizon, 3D/Assault Horizon Legacy), tons of the soundtracks in their official disc forms, shitloads of merchandise, have logged God-knows-how-much of my life on my individual saves and know almost all there is to know about the series. Hell, I even have the Executive Producer of the Project Aces team as a friend on Facebook.

Naruto - 'Just Reward: Voluptuous Violet' (NaruIno) & 'Just Reward: Carnal Carnation' (NaruSaku) - 'M' - Naruto, Sakura & Ino - 'Just Reward' Spinoffs x 2; one is a NaruSaku lemon one-shot, the other is a NaruIno lemon one-shot. (Nothing physically written as of yet)

Naruto - 'Kirigakure no Ha' - 'T' to start with, but will likely be upped to 'M' in time - Naruto & Mei T. - Basic Summary: A simple diplomatic visit from the Godaime Hokage has the Godaime Mizukage taking an interest in the Fire Shadow's combat escort and future successor, Uzumaki Naruto. As an act of good faith, Naruto is left in Kirigakure to act as Konoha's ambassador as a means of diplomatic training. The events thereafter could have the potential to shift the balance of power between the Mist and Leaf villages. 'Kirigakure no Ha' can be loosely translated as 'A Leaf Hidden in the Mist'. (Just over 2000 words written)

Naruto - 'Wandering' - 'M' - Naruto & Samui - Basic Summary: When a mission to assassinate a nuke-nin goes horribly awry, Samui, the busty jounin of Kumogakure, finds herself exiled from the village she calls home. Somehow, fate may have something better than a life of lone venturing in store for the kunoichi, all thanks to a run in with an aloof stranger. (Almost 7000 words written)

Naruto - [Title To Be Confirmed] - 'M' - Naruto, Ino, Sakura & Temari - 'Just Reward' Extension/Sequel. Temari is the third woman by result of reader poll.


Naruto - 'Post Training Disbelief' - 'M' - Naruto & Sakura - One-shot told from Naruto's point of view. Takes place partially during and immediately after 'Post Training Relief', and will show just what actually happened when Sakura found Naruto at the training ground.

Naruto - 'Once The Woman; Twice The Model' - 'T' - Naruto & Ino - Namikaze Naruto, a freelance 3D artist in his late 20s, is struggling to make ends meet in the house he once shared with his now ex-wife. Working late one night, he plays the good samaritan for a pretty woman in need. Discovering a certain fact after the event, Naruto acts after becoming compelled by a feeling he long thought lost, and he inadvertently creates a path for himself into a world that many desire to join but few make a reality. How is the woman in need linked with all of this? (Hint: The title is a massive giveaway XD)

MoS' User Shout Out: "A big thanks goes to both MillerIce and The QuasiZillionaire, who have agreed to become my Beta Readers."


Age: 23

Gender: Male

Hi there, I'm the username mentioned above. I'm a massive anime and video game fan, and yet it never occured to me to write a fan fiction. As a result I created my first fan fiction for Black Lagoon, called "The Diary of an Ex Businessman", please don't hesitate to check it out. It's still a work in progress, but I'll keep updating it in time.

I'm from the UK, and I'm doing stuff.

I enjoy doing the occasional bit of creative writing on the side when I'm not working, watching anime or playing games (which is why I registered here).

I have a YouTube account for gaming, but I'd prefer to keep my gaming internet alter ego separate from my fan fiction alter ego.

I ship in a lot of fandoms, mostly in favour of the protagonist, because I'm some simpering and conventionalist git. I can't really mention much else other than my love (read: obsession) with Naruto x Ino. I love NaruIno, it's so underrated, hence why many of my fics revolve around it. Come on, even you guys have to admit that the sex (outside of what I've personally written for it) between them would be hot as hell. But I'm not that superficial, I see a lot of things that make the pairing very possible from their personalites.

I will mention one other thing that people need to realise, and that's that I'm English, thus I spell some things differently than what the audience (which is majority American) would expect. I get many reviews saying I spell words like 'marvellous' (two 'l's), 'centre' ('r' before the 'e') and the common 'honour'/'colour'/'humour' (additional 'u') wrongly. But if one were to simply see where I come from, I am merely writing in the manner of which I was educated. So in all likelihood, if someone reviews pointing out things like this, I will laugh and place myself on a superior pedestal, because I'm an arsehole like that XD.

There used to be a massive rant in this space, but I feel it's kind of outdated and immature. So all I'll say in this space is the following: I'm a Grammar Nazi. Yup yup.

MoS' Rules of Fan Fiction:

Let me make something clear. Because of the content of the old rant above, I shall tell you that I expect to see proper attempts at grammar in any fiction I read.

Scenario: You, as an author, have the desire to show your skill to the wider community. Great! Good on you. However, because you are letting your stuff get publicly viewed, it means you should have some respect for your target audience by making your fic READABLE. If there's one thing I hate, it's people who never proof read their work, or those who find it okay to ignore their spell checkers and write grammatically incorrect pieces.

Things I like to see in a fic:

2. PARAGRAPHING!! I am fed up with seeing great 'Wall O' Text' fics. You had enough education with language to write, so why can't you make simple paragraphs when necessary?
3. PUNCTUATION!! Speaks for itself. I respect writers who have the intelligence to put full stops, commas, colons, semi-colons, speech marks and even BASIC CAPITALISATION in sentences at the correct points.

Follow these rules, and I shall be a reader who enjoys your work.

Random Milestones of Potential Interest (2013):

January 10th - 'She Made Him Wait' reaches 200 alerts
January 23rd - 'The Diary of an Ex Businessman' reaches 200 alerts
February 5th - 'Just Reward' reaches 400 favourites
April 10th - 'She Made Him Wait' reaches 200 favourites

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Seduction by reviews
Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Dump the Snake, Jump the Fishcake! by Naruto6023 reviews
The destined jinchuriki and the last crystal user, both enemies trapped into the deepest pits of Sanbi's stomach. What could possibly evolve between these two? NarutoxGuren
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Guren - Complete
Atlas by Witness Gaxkang reviews
Shepard and Miranda deal with the aftermath of ME2. Final chapter now up! Didn't expect that, did you?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,805 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Chance by Tsukune08 reviews
A Naruto and Samui one shot since there aren't enough of these pairings out there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Naruto U., Samui - Complete
Leon? A Word, Please? by Tani2 reviews
Leon and Claire help Chris and Jill move into their new home. Bothered by how his sister interacts with her best friend, Chris decides it's time to have a man-to-man. What he learns is more than he bargained for. L/C & C/J. Complete! For real this time!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 145,746 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Steam and Sweat by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
After winning gold-class passes to the most luxurious hot-springs in Konoha, Naruto now has to decide who he wants to bring with him? What misadventures and romance will happen when he decides to invite Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Ten-Ten! HAREM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,067 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Decisions: Naruto by TwoTails reviews
Naruto "crossroads" story. Can you lead Naruto to a lemon ending with one of the following: Sakura, Ino, Hinata, TenTen, Temari, Anko, Kurenai, Tsunade, or Shizune? YOUR decisions decide who he could end up with. M for LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,788 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Humans and a Quarian Walk into a Bar by AlphaMonkey reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Rated "T" for "mind-numbing TERROR."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
What Makes a Good Father? by HATEmach1ne reviews
Kurenai pondered what made a good father when she strolled down the streets of Konoha with her son. Uzumaki Naruto had just come back from a mission and had just run by them. Will a chance meeting between them develop into more? One-shot. Naru/Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Handcuffs by Da Baddest King reviews
Naruto gets himself into trouble once again with Ino when she catches him flirting with another girl, just what will she do with the pair of handcuffs? Punish him to teach him a lesson, but will he learn his lesson after Ino's done with him? NarIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Teammate Turned Lover by Logical-Lust reviews
After witnessing Naruto in the act, Sakura finds herself wishing she was the one bending over Naruto's kitchen table. Sweet one shot with a plot. Smut/Lemon s . Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seducing Isn't that Difficult by a-apple reviews
After a long, tiring mission Ino and Naruto have a small debate on how anyone can be seduced. No matter who that person may be. One-Shot Ino/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Dirty Reid reviews
Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Hot, Ordinary Day by DeathofME18 reviews
Ino's on a mission and is sexually frustarted to no end. Will she get the release she wants on this hot, ordinary day? Why ask, of course she will! NaruIno Continued Oneshot Series. LEMON within you have been warned! Enjoy and glad to be back!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Now by Dionysos reviews
Naruto finally convinces Sakura to go on a date with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only You Make It Do That by Prisoner of Sorrow reviews
Lemon One-shot. Sakura's sick of Sasuke and has found someone better who will treat her right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
To be Wanted by DeathofME18 reviews
Ino finds herself coming home to lonely nights, but tonight seems to be different. After letting Shikamaru and Chouji go, Ino finds herself in a situation with her Hokage who proposes something. This night never happened...MAJOR LEMON! WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Greenish Blue by LadyCorall20 reviews
...OneShot... Complete... Sakura regrets a decision she made in the past. Contains sexual themes so stay away if you don't like that! NarutoxUnknown Girl, Voyeurism on Sakura's side
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweat by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruIno, drabble] Ino examines the benefits of making Naruto sweat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry: Part III by Tsurumaki reviews
The last installment in the No Boy, No Cry series. Anko X Naruto Lemon MA rating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
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She Made Him Wait reviews
One's mind is never set in stone. When it comes to her feelings around her blond team-mate, Sakura knows this; but what she failed to see was that like waves against rock, time can erode the motivation of even the most stubborn of people. He was hers, she was sure of it...but how can something be stolen when she never truly possessed it? Strictly NaruIno. Lemons from the offset.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sakura H.
The Diary of an Ex Businessman reviews
When a night out at the Yellow Flag ends in disaster, Revy discovers that Rock had been recording his days with Lagoon Company in a diary. How does he really feel about his new life, job and friends? Rated M for language and some scenes of violence.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,889 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Rock, Revy, Dutch, Benny
Post Training Relief reviews
One-shot. Sakura has finally realised where her happiness lies. Because of this, while on her way to meet Naruto after his solo training, she has a saucy daydream about her blonde teammate... Implied NaruSaku / SakuNaru. PWP. Lemon. R&R. Don't alert, fic is complete and will not be updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Just Reward reviews
Three-Shot. It's Naruto's eighteenth birthday, and two changed kunoichi decide to make it special in their own individual ways. But what Naruto eventually gets is something twice as big. Semi-serious. NaruInoSaku. Lemon. Don't alert, fic is complete and will not be updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Face The Music reviews
A popular, charming girl versus a scruffy ne'er-do-well; at face value, it's no surprise Yamanaka Ino never cared for her fellow student, Naruto. But a surprising discovery on a night out ruins her preconceptions, leading her into an odd friendship and, soon enough, the realisation that some people put up an act for a reason. AU HS Fic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,514 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
Shattered Masks and Broken Hearts reviews
Three little words. That's all they were...right? But with war on the horizon, Sakura soon comes to discover how those three little words at an ill time can undo even the greatest link in a chain. After all, one only realises what they took for granted once it's no longer around... Rated T at present, but may become M with continued language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
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