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Joined 12-02-08, id: 1758887, Profile Updated: 12-02-08
Author has written 6 stories for Merlin.

Hello!

I am a twenty one year old female (though debatable)who lives in the South West of England with a bunch of other crazy-ass students. I'm currently in my second year of a BA Honors degree in modern history and i am really enjoying it. Who knew you actually had to work hard for a degree? Daytime TV lies!

I also work part-time as a photo processor. Trust me when i say it sounds better than it actually is.

I live for fantasy and slash. I love reading it as much as writing it. I hope my writing will turn into a career so I can retire early and set up house in the coutryside with my very own library. I haven't attempted to write fantasy as of yet, but i hope to do so soon. Most of writing involves slash, so if you disagree with that then i seriously suggest you don't bother reading any of my stories. Or read my livejournal, since it generally involves a lot of talk about it.

I inhale tea. It must be a british thing. I'm also cocky, brash and an very pessimistic person. I can be brutally honest to those who I love. Too much of a free spirit to conform. A dry sense of humour that either offends/bemuses people. Self-esteem issues like woah. Is a pervert at heart. I love video games, books and the internet, which is the only real source of entertainment in my life.

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Faust by Ryuujitsu reviews
To save his classmate's soul, Bakura Ryou trades in his own and is quickly absorbed into the chaos of the underworld, a household pet of the eccentric fiend who shares his name. For Itooshi. Tendershipping and others. HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 187,420 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/5/2004 - R. Bakura
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sirens Song by Devine-Odyssey reviews
Draco Malfoy is a siren with a difference, when he discovers that Harry Potter is his chosen mate he decides to show the boy who lived the true meaning of enthrallment. DracoxHarry and possibly Mpreg?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
31 Days in May by auberus11 reviews
A month of the Marauders at Hogwarts, one chapter per day. SiriusRemus preslash, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nephilim by Blue Funk reviews
Three tiny little words. I was sold. -Akuroku, slight Roxion-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Of the Hourglass by Aesha reviews
‹COMPLETE› It's never easy loving someone you know you can't possibly have, but it's ten times more impossible to forget someone you had loved dearly. Love is like a continually shattering mirror that always leaves behind images etched in people's hearts.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Façade by Malfoi reviews
Alternate Universe. Pride and Prejudice meets Harry Potter. Harry and Draco develop a relationship in Jane Austen inspired Regency England. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,689 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cœur de Loupe by Lady Jaida reviews
For James, Sirius, Remus and Peter, both history and the future were far from kind. This is a dark love story of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, a tale of Voldemort's rise and fall, a novel of the four who were forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 238,211 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Deliverence reviews
SLASH.Arthur growled, “Goddamn it, Merlin, stay with me,” jamming his hands down harder, and Merlin cried out in pain. “The physician will be here, and I swear to God if you’ve made me get bloody for no reason at all, I'll kill you myself."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No Regrets reviews
SLASH "Somewhere down the line you've become important to me. I have never met anyone quite like you, Merlin. I doubt that I ever will meet anyone like you." His tone was uncertain as he looked up at Merlin. "I don't want to lose you."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A Very Important Question reviews
Dialogue fic! SLASH Arthur has a very pressing and personal question he wants to ask Merlin: "Are you a virgin?" which Merlin answers and leads to much fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008
A Minor Problem reviews
Slash AU! After getting drunk one night, Merlin wakes up to find himself in an attractive stranger's bed. Making a hasty exit before he woke up, Merlin grabbed the wrong pair of trousers and now the stranger is determined to get them back.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008
Ear Fetish reviews
SLASH Arthur had always considered himself to be a leg man, but then that was before Merlin came to Camelot with very adorable, very edible ears.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Princes Know Best reviews
Merlin/Arthur SLASH Merlin knew he should have just kept his mouth shut when an inebriated Arthur said that men kissed better than women, but the words ‘prove it’ just sort of flew out of his mouth.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete