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Its MikeWearsAbercrombiePajamas here, but you can call me Catty. I have one story of my own, and I co-write Child of the Earth by stephmeyerfan14. The link to it is here...http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4450533/1/Child_of_the_Earth. It's probably, no it IS the best story EVER!! READ IT!!

So anyway, about me... I have short, straight blonde hair that goes to my shoulders. I have blue eyes and REALLY pale skin (I look like Marilyn Monroe...when my hair is curly. :D). I am a freshman in high school which is why it takes so long for me to update. LOL, I'm not taking to the whole high school dealio ma bobber. Well either that or I'm just lazy. I like to act, write, color and and eat burnt lasagna (Seriously, it's like amazing. It's crunchy, flavorful, mouthwatering...yummmmmm. I also like ice cream cones. The actual cone though, not the ice cream itself. Okay, random food mini-rant over). I also have a cat with an eating disorder ((UPDATE!! My cat died. :'(. RIP GRAY)), I'm British and I love my friends. My besties, Emma and Allison, both have accounts on FF. Emma is stefmeyerfan14 and Allison is xxEmmettCullenxx. Check 'em out!

Hmmmmm, what else about me? Oh yeah, I LOVE TWILIGHT!! According to me, they are the best books that have ever been published. MUAHAHAHAHA! I am madly in love with Mike Newton, hence the username. My favorite line in the whole series is page 39 when Mike says: "'Wow', Mike said. 'It's snowing.'" And yes, I am quite random in case you haven't figured that out already. Music I like? I prefer alternative and rock, but it really depends on my mood, ya know? If I'm mellow, I like to just put on whatever chill song my iPod can come up with, but when I wanna get pumped up, Flo Rida is the way to go. Fo Sho. Oh and I love tildas. ~~~~~~!!

I will add more stuff later, but for now...

Love y'all!,


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Child of the Earth by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Alexa was just a girl, living in Volterra. but when Aro kidnaps her for a sick 'experiment' it turns her into a new species. Desperate, she runs away, and befriends the wolves in Forks. But what happens when Bella sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 60,961 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Aro, Jacob - Complete
What if? by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
A collection of random one-shots on what would happen if the Cullens appeared in your life! Pure crack. I apologize.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Like a Rose by Foam Weber reviews
It was the last sentence of his letter that continued to haunt me. "You will not forget about me..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Avenge My Beloved reviews
Valerie's life was almost perfect, until her mom died. Then, after a bad nightmare, she wakes to find that she is no longer human, but something more. She flees to Forks in search of answers but what happens when she encounters some strange people...R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Seth, Emmett