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Joined 12-02-08, id: 1758914, Profile Updated: 04-02-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Spider-Man, Supernatural, Rise of the Guardians, Teen Wolf, and Avengers.

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Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.7 Snape plays Viktor or at least thinks he does, McGunny comes for dinner, and Harry takes a walk right into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 146 - Words: 1,232,947 - Reviews: 9889 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 7,143 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if thing's went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5078 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash. Rating will go up to Mature eventually. ON HOLD UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WTF IM DOING WITH THIS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7656 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 443 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 363 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 609 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Last Supper by belladonnacordial reviews
Tom and Harry discuss Harry's fate over a dining table. Warnings for light slashiness, slight nausea, and possible indigestion. Hufflepuffs will not care for this. Brave Gryffindors, clever Slytherins, and avid Ravenclaws may find something worthy here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
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Bait reviews
Derek sighs, Peter creeps, Lydia analyzes, Scott is... Scott, and Stiles wishes everyone would just stop talking. Because discussing his virginity? Not cool.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Stiles - Complete
Catalysts reviews
When Pitch escapes the nightmares, he runs to the first safe place he can find: the home of his last believer, Sophie Bennett. But the problem with Sophie is her curiosity. She's not about to leave Pitch alone. (And it's probably a good thing, too.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Pitch, Sophie - Complete
Bodyguard reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION. NOT AN UPDATE. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Start Anew reviews
Prompt: "I just really want a fic where Lucifer comes back out of the cage (and because I thoroughly believe that it was Sam's own subconscious version of Lucifer and not the real one he was hallucinating) and discovers what Hallucifer did to Sam and comforts Sam because he's really hurt that Sam thinks he would do those things to him."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Start of a Superfamily reviews
Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 243 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Power of Music reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete