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Author has written 19 stories for Gordan Korman, Hannah Montana, Fruits Basket, Suite Life series, Recess, Maximum Ride, iCarly, Imagination Movers, and Harry Potter.

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Before I go on about myself, you might want to know that I'm a strong Christian...and if you don't approve I'm sorry.

Victoria's Dirty Little Secret (banner, very unprofessional, but it's my first):


Me: We should canvas for John McCain!
Yvonne: Yeah! Wait, what's canvassing?

Me: I dare you...
Jeanette: Me?
Me: You, yes you!

Chelsey: Okay, I don't get it...where's Princeton?
Madison: New Jersey.
Chelsey: There's a New Jersey?

Jeanette (playing Guess Who): Do you have hair?
I start laughing hysterically.

Chelsea (singing): Chicken wang, chicken wang...
Me: You Chucky doll it thang chicken wang!

Mrs. Miller: Michael Black, you have never looked better!
Everyone looks at Michael's desk and there's a stuffed panda bear on his desk. Everyone laughs.
Joseph: Hi, Michael, how are you doing!
Andrew: What's that?
Me: Don't you have eyes? It's Michael!
Andrew: Oh, nice to see you, Michael!
Me: WOW!
Andrew: What?
Me: I just realized that you are an idiot.

Mrs. Miller: ...okay, talk to your partner...
Me to Joseph: I'm supposed to talk to this?
I point to the panda.
Joseph (laughs): Good luck with that!

Andrew shows me and Joseph a picture of him in a hula skirt and coconut bra and we laugh like hell.
Me: Nice picture, Yoder!
Andrew: Hey! I look good in a bra!
Joseph and I start laughing harder and Mrs. Miller gives us a look.
Me: That's when my mom likes to take pictures of me!
Jospeh and Andrew: When?
Me: When I'm in a bra!
Andrew: You wear a bra?
Me: No, duh, Yoder!
Andrew: What size?
Me: What the hell? You pervert!

Yvonne: Hey, Yoder! Do you still want to know Madison's bra size?
Andrew (turns to Michael Ghimenti): Do I want to know Madison's bra size?
Michael: Yeah, you do!
Andrew: Yes, I do!
Yvonne gives Yoder (Andrew for your retards) a piece of paper all folded up. He opens it.

Andrew: Madison, who the hell is your boyfriend!
Me (afraid Mrs. Miller will hear): Hey, we broke up!
Andrew: Why? Did he think you were too ugly?
Me (ticked off at Andrew): No! We didn't get along and he's the biggest pig I've ever seen!
Andrew (shocked): You were dating Joseph?!
Joseph: Eeew...that's gross even for you, Andrew!
Andrew: guys don't get along...and she said the biggest pig...
Andrew makes a heart sign in the air and winks.
Me and Joseph: Gross! I'd never date that thing!
Andrew starts laughing like crazy.

Me: John.
John: What...?
Me: Your mom!
John: I take that personally, you know...

Yvonne (during social studies, doing warm-up): It's Ecuado!
Me: Yvonne, that's Ecuador.

Me (to John): Hello, I'll be your stalker this evening!
John: Oh, hi stalker, nice to meet you.
Me: Nice to meet you, too!
We shake each other's hand.

Me: John!
John: WHAT?!
Me: Give me a hug!
John: I already hugged you!

Andrew: You want a hug?
Me (thinking): No freakin' shit!

Ellen: Joseph, are you single?
Joseph: Yes I am. And I enjoy it, thank you.
Ellen: What kind of idiot enjoys being single?
Joseph: Me.
Me: You're stupid.
Joseph: Madison, stop talking about yourself that way.
Ellen: Just because you enjoy dating the Discovery Channel doesn't mean everyone else does.

Andrew: I just had gum! Now I have a sugar rush!
Andrew starts running up and down the hall. I stick my foot out to trip him.
Andrew (loudly): LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Everyone watches as Andrew trips over my foot and falls flat on his face.

Matthew: No one treats me with respect! I let an old guy pass me and he flipped me off!
Mrs. Contreras: Well, Matt, you deserved it.

Justin: Eew. What's that?
Joseph: It's the cupcakes we made in home ec.
Me: Lucky you. Last semester we only made crap.
Joseph: Mrs. Bridges likes us. If you were in her class, I can see why she didn't like that class!

Mrs. Alderete (after the bell rang): Have a nice day.
Me: Thank you, Jeebus!
Andrew gives me a weird look.
James: What the heck?

Joseph: Madison, stop being obsessed with Anne Frank. She's dead, get over it.
Andrew laughs.
Me: Well, Joseph, I was going to do the essay on your brain, but there's nothing to describe there.
Andrew laughs harder.
Me: I just think you're jealous that my essay got onto the wall and yours didn't.
Andrew: Isn't it weird? We're in the honors class, and out of everybody, Madison's essay was put on the wall.
Joseph: That is weird. (To Mrs. Miller) Mrs. Miller, are you a pothead?

Luna (in mock anger): How could you guys ruin the mission like that? Shame on you! You're not entitled to wear these badges!
Kadie (breaking down): I'm sorry! I'm a disgrace to all spies in America, and even some in Australia!
Trinity: Down-under spies?
Luna: That's not the point. Why do you think we're going to the gy...
Kadie: screams
Luna: To the...
Kadie: screams
Luna: To...
Kadie: screams
Luna: Stop it!
Kadie: Sorry.
Luna: Anyway, do you want to know why we have to go to this stupid gy...looks at Kadie workshop?
Trinity: Why?
Luna: Because they want to see how we react under pressure. How physically fit we are.
Kadie: You just have an answer for everything, don't you?

(I'm not involved in this one, it's Michael Ghimenti doing an impression of how not to come into class late.)
Michael: Hi, Ms. Smith! I'm sorry I'm late, there was traffic and I overslept and I missed breakfast and I'm sorry! (starts searching through his backpack for his binder) I have a pass, and...I'm sitting down, I'm doing my FTD! (runs to his seat and sits down) I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late! Hi, Jessica! So I'm here now, and I'm in my seat!
Ms. Smith: Michael, aren't you forgetting something?
Michael: No.
Ms. Smith gestures to the tardy clipboard.
Micahel: Oh! Right! Let me get my pencil out! (starts searching through backpack loudly) I can't find...oh, thanks Jessica! (takes Jessica's pencil and goes to the tardy clipboard) So what are we doing today, Ms. Smith? I didn't miss anything, right? Oh, the FTD, that's an easy one! The answer is...
Ms. Smith: Michael, take your seat.

1. Name/nick name) : Maddie

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Admeidx

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Madizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Penguin

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie Leslie (sounds better the other way around)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Bulma

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Dr. Pepper

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Michelle Andrew

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Trixie

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Things to Do at Wal-Mart:

Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up.
When there is a sign that says, "Caution: Wet Floor", move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area.
Switch the price tags.
Put random things in peoples' carts.
Smear a melted chocolate bar on the walls of bathroom stalls.
Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.
Look straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
Take the shoes off that you are wearing, then try to buy them. If a cashier tries to tell you that you didn't get them there, refuse and say you did.
Yell, "We got a code red in housewares!" and see what happens.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"
Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Smear a candy bar into your hand. Head to the restrooms. When someone enters the stall next to you, sneak your hand under the divider and say, "Spare some toilet paper?"
Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.
Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and say, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!"
Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!"
Pretend to be a manakin and dress up in store clothes. Strike a pose. If someone looks at you, make faces.
Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at.
Tape a Telli Tubby Toy to your back and run around the store screaming like you're on fire and yelling, "Get it off! I'm being attacked!" When you approach a crowd, roll on the floor like you're trying to squish the Tellie Tubbie, then resume screaming and running.
Take a Darth Vador doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make teh Darth Vador doll talk on the store speaker system.
Walk behind a person who works at Wal-Mart and say, "Can I help you?"
Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.
Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!"
Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid emberrasment.
Rub garlic on your armpits and go up to a random person and say, "Is my deodorant working?"
Put barbies in a tough-looking guy's cart
Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.
Run into stuff like you're blind and mental.
Toss eggs up in the air and let them fall on peoples' heads.
Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.
Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.
Pat a person on the back and put a "Kick Me" sign on them.
Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.
Dress up as Batman and sit in a cart while someone pushes you and yell, "To the Batcave, Robin!"
Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling, "Another villan stopped by Spiderman!" and then say, "You can thank me later!"
Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, say, "I'm the next American Idol!"
Get a can of Lysol and follow someone around the store, spraying everything they touch.
Spitball the cameras and random people.
Breakdance in the middle of the store.
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.
Play "Marco Polo"
Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
Run up to a complete stranger and say, "You're it!"
Attach a leash to a friend and make them crawl around on their hands and knees. When someone asks what's going on, you say, "He/She's my seeing-eye human."
Take a "mysterious package" to someone's cart and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at oh- seven hundred hours tomarrow."
Bring no one.
Get 20 people together and play "Hide and Go Seek"

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Seven Days by ClassySam reviews
When Jade dies in a horrific car accident after leaving her doomed marriage with Draco, an angel gives Draco a second chance to relive the last seven days with her. Based on the movie 'Three Days'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 84,271 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
A Deep, Dark Secret by Onigiri49 reviews
When T.J. notices Randall is not up to his usual snitching he knows something's up, but what he doesn't know is that it'll change everything. Randall holds a fellow student's secret and he doesn't know whether he should tattle or not.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - TJ D., Randall W.
The Complications of Life by shana852963 reviews
Sequel to Recess Drama! Basically, the gang is continuing to adjust to the challenges that are being thrown at them. DO NOT READ BEFORE READING RECESS DRAMA! Story sounds better than summary.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
What REALLY happened to Blue's clues by birdup reviews
You think it ended after golden clues,right? WRONG! Actually they planned one more eppy but they gave up. Chapter 4 is up!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009
Lisa the Social Scientist by UndeadSamurai01 reviews
Lisa and Colin go to college secretly , Bart discovers he has a high IQ.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Lisa S., Bart S. - Complete
I Shouldn't Of Told You by SeddieRoxMiiSoxx reviews
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Cold Desert by my-heart-is-just-as-silent reviews
Vintage cars, blueberry pop-tarts, Christmas, 80's music, Levi’s jeans, and the Arizona desert. It’s Jasper/Bella, because the Volturi have interfered...Chapter 10 up! Sorry for update lateness! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Ten Things by frolics.with.froggies reviews
Ten things you didn't know about your favorite Harry Potter characters. I've seen so many that I wanted to do one of my own :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Willy by InsertWittyUsernameHere reviews
What happens when the word “wand” in Harry Potter is replaced with “willy”? Well, hilarity ensues. Here are my favourite Willy quotes from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. There’s a lot . Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009
Of Dancers and Dunderheads by Caleshi reviews
Hogwarts is holding a dance competition. Judges Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall aren't very happy... But, let the magic begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Your Little Secret by lolLindzay121 reviews
Miley loves her little girl, Lexi. But, this little seven year old is detirmined to find her father, even if it means, leaving the ones that are closest to her.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
Something Better Than Chocolate by Sparrow Love7 reviews
Anne is a big writer for the Salisbury Times and her boss gives her a mission to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. The story: What it's like to live with Wonka and Charlie in the mysterious factory. The twist: Anne falls in love with Willy Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,201 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007
Both on the Rag! by iSamPuckett reviews
The last in my 'On the Rag' trilogy. It looks like Carly and Sam's cycles have synched up...this can't be good for poor Freddie, period. Two-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by StarLily1Dfan reviews
What if Bailey didn't fall into the hot tub on Day 1 at Seven Seas High? What mayhem, misunderstandings, and melodrama will her secret identity as a girl cause for Zack, Cody, and the rest of the gang? Epilogue – Happy New Year, Part 3 COMPLETE.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bailey P., Zack M. - Complete
Two Brothers and a Pop Tart by Lodylodylody reviews
It's summer and the twins are off the ship and back in Boston. But when a celebrity guest appears on London's web show, events unfurl that could change the Martin family forever...and possibly end the career of a teenage pop star.
Crossover - Suite Life series & Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,789 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Cody M., Mikayla - Complete
BAILEY PICKETT! PILOT! by WhyDoIBother56 reviews
BAILEY PICKETT! ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?" "...Yes." The story of Bailey Pickett, her pregnancy, her friends, and her life itself.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Cody M., Bailey P.
Maximum Ride Bloopers! by OceanMist9 reviews
A trilogy of one-shots...silly, random stories about the Maximum Ride characters. Warning: Contains spoilers from MR5. Stories: Tattoo, Molting, and To Swim with Fishes. If you haven't laughed while reading it, you probably missed the point.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
New Girl on Deck by Riana Salvatore reviews
When a girl drops out of Seven Seas High, the S.S. Tipton makes a stop to pick up a new transfer student. Little do Zack and Cody know that they already have a history with this girl. Also CodyxBailey.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Zack M. - Complete
Hope by EverythingsComingUpKurt reviews
Miley and Jake are the happiest couple but when something happens to Jake, Miley's patience and hope is tested. TRAILER INSIDE
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R.
The 'talk' by JescaShylock reviews
Sirius and Harry have a chat. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Four Times Draco Malfoy Was Caught Staring At Luna by Christina.x reviews
One-shot. Draco just can't seem to stop staring at her you know. Luna/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Island: Book One by MellBell801 reviews
*bsc9999 is no longer writing* We all know the story of our favorite castaways, but what if there was another girl along with them? This story covers all of the events that took place in THE ISLAND series but is told from the new girl's and Lyssa'a povs.
Gordan Korman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Life with a child by Phycadellictrafficcone reviews
It's been three years since Max left the flock, and she has a kid. Someone from her past comes back and things change for the better, but who?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Max, Fang
What Hurts The Most by Twitz reviews
Jesse Aarons tells us what hurts the most for him after Leslie died. This isn't a songfic. Oneshot. Review please!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Broken by brookieebabyy reviews
Miley and Jake have a perfect relationship until one night when one thing leads to the next, and she becomes pregnant, causing Jake to leave her. Who will be there to catch her when she falls? MileyxxNick. Temporary Hiatus.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S.
The Other Set of Twins by SUGAR2345 reviews
The Tanners kept a secret from Michelle for the last fifteen years. The secret is that Michelle has a twin sister. They want to keep things this way, but what happens when Joey's girlfriend's daughter turns out to be Michelle's twin? Finally updated!
Full House - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007
Ablaze by YagamiNeko reviews
The intensity of the flames was growing larger every second. Everywhere I looked, the blaze engulfed the schooner, taking it prisoner with every waiting minute. J.J and Lyssa's story of the fire and after, J.J.'s POV. Please R&R!
Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Recess Drama by shana852963 reviews
It's sophmore year for the recess gang, but events that take place may destroy the groups friendship forever unless they can find a way to fix them. Rated T for language and pregnacy.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,219 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Jesus, Take The Wheel by Anime Girl23 reviews
He was only taking him to the park. Ricky/Amy. R&R!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by xShippox reviews
While the big movie star Jake Ryan was gone for four months, Miley cheats on him. She cannot live with herself any longer. She can't stand seeing Jake hurt, so she does the unimaginable.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R. - Complete
Otherwise We'd All be Dead by Wordy Typewriter reviews
This story describes, in detail, the events that have happened to Sam Puckett while facing her pregnancy in the story "Facing the Swell" which was and is still being written by NagiR. All credit to NagiR. Sam-centric; Sam/Freddie, Sam/Carly friendship
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions by RadiantSun-101 reviews
TITLE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! AU story. From my OC's POV. I want you to know it most likely bears resemblence to Twilight. Read and Review!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Cody M.
Metronome by MileyFan2492 reviews
Lilly get a visit from a suspicious man while working at her local music shop. LILLYS POV. random oneshot
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Hannah Montana: The Kids by LeahtheWolf reviews
Have you ever wondered what Miley, Trey, Lilly, and Oliver's kids would be like? Well come and join them on an adventure that will change their lives! Sorry, I suck at summaries. Please read and review! Shippings: Trey/Miley and Lilly/Oliver!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
ARCHIVED: The Chaos Demons Original Draft by Kulmanari reviews
WARNING: This is not the sequel to Truth Seeker. This is my first story and inspiration for the whole series. The second story in the series will be a complete rewrite and expansion of this and labeled clearly when it is published.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
A fruits song by essitjuh reviews
What if tohru became pregnant at the age of sixteen. And that is not even the worst. What if it turns out that the baby isn't completely human. Crossover
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
If It Were Up To Me by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Upon fighting with her husband, Mia runs away to the only place she calls home. When she arrives, she comes face to face with the lead singer of Rooney. Will she and Michael finally have their second chance or will Mia return to claim her title of queen
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2009
Zoey 101: The One Where Zoey Finds Out by crazy4fanfic2008 reviews
This story is the Season 1 Episode 24 "The One Where Rachel Finds Out" of F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Zoey 101 style. It is the same dialogue but with the use of the Zoey 101 cast. Hopefully the story will sound better than the summary. Three-shot. Rated: T
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
New Year's Kiss by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Casey and Derek decide to stay up until midnight together.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Life's Like This by MileyFan2492 reviews
Sequel to Blackout. Miley has a pregnancy scare!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008
The Students of Hogwarts and the Second War by MellBell801 reviews
The story of the DA and how the students of Hogwarts lived through a year of fear, death eaters, and murderers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Ginny W.
Pregnant by Eleatic reviews
A drabble about teenaged English girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Poor Little Rich Girl by x-OmgItsRach-x reviews
Ashley A is basically a spoilt brat. But when a fire destroys her house and kills her family, she has to live with the Spinellis. Will Ashley A be a spoilt brat for the rest of her life? Or will a normal family change her for the better? COMPLETE!
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Signs You're Falling In Love by x-OmgItsRach-x reviews
Based on that list '12 Signs You're Falling In Love'. A fluffy oneshot I wrote when I was bored. Enjoy!
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Left Behind by reviews
A Chance at rescue is thrust upon the six castaways. But this "Rescue" is risky. It may be safer to stay on the island. The group is torn. some want to leave, others want to stay. What will happen? Terrible at Reviews--Island Trilogy. Please R&R
Gordan Korman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008
Friendship is a Crazy Thing by elenamindollin reviews
Two Hufflepuffs experience all the good, the bad, and the just plain crazy of teenage life in a magical world where normal rules don't always apply. When Cedric Diggory is selected as a Hogwarts Champion, will his best friend choose to stick by his side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Cedric D.
Island Book one: Shipwreck: Introducing Melissa by bsc9999 reviews
What would the trip on the Phoenix be like if, maybe, there were another girl? What would she think of the ship and being shipwrecked on the island? What would her crew mates think of her? I know it sounds lame, but just read it!
Gordan Korman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
iThink I Miss You by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
Freddie moves away. Thank goodness for computers. A Seddie Story.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Real Fake Niley Birth Story by StandUpToCancer reviews
I am SICK of all the really bad “real life” Niley story out there where Miley and Nick get pregnant, and then the people who write it don’t bother to research a single thing about birth and get it ALL wrong. Review or not, just don't bash.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2008
Love Of The Game by Roadway reviews
Don't take this seriously! basically a girl falls in love with a tetris peice. short and weird. Oneshot.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
That Hannah Bell by StandUpToCancer reviews
When a Teen Pop Sensation find herself pregnant, what's she supposed to do? Especially if her real life was supposed to be a secret... R&R people! The only thing keeping this going is you guys!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Home by mandapaaanduh reviews
DH SPOILERS I never thought I'd be returning to the Dursley's, to a place where no one ever loved me. Why return to a house when I could just go home with the ones I love...? But someone did love you here, Harry, if only just a little...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Way We Were by Me reviews
Complete. Blanks filled from finale, like why Michelle's in own bed when she recovers memory; earlier time home, gradual recovery like normal Steph struggles with being first remembered. Now with Book Universe addendum,though rkoradios "Just Like Family" likely Book canon. Also, see Putting it All Together for missing scenes from here after Michelle's memory returns
Full House - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Where the Lisa is by Quick-n-Popular reviews
Lisa Simpson, age 18, is pregnant. The father of her child has disappeared and now she goes on this unfamiliar journey of parenting.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
5 Ways Cedric Diggory Doesn't Die by sthana reviews
A series of drabble AU's in which our favourite Hufflepuff doesn't exactly die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine by Deep Wonderment reviews
Cedric thinks of Hermione before entering the maze. Oneshot. Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
Cinderella by Deep Wonderment reviews
A short scene at the Yule Ball
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Cedric D., Ginny W. - Complete
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Love's Keen Sting reviews
“Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting.” Cedric/OC. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Cedric D., OC
13 Reasons Why reviews
Based on Jay Asher's 13 Reasons Why. Ron receives a mysterious package in the mail, leaving his best friend's final words with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Four Walls reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Cedric D., OC
HP Idol reviews
The Harry Potter characters sing in an American Idol-esque game. Major profanity in Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P.
You Don't Recognize Me? reviews
Cody Martin was living the perfect life. He had a beautiful girlfriend, the best friends in the world, and a sometimes great older twin brother. However, one wish changes everything.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Cody M.
Victoria's Dirty Little Secret reviews
“Just tell me, are you? Are you having a baby?” At this point I was crying silently. I nodded and whispered, “Yeah.” Rated T.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,655 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Cody M.
21 Degrees reviews
Join six kids on the run and get into the action! Rated T for language. Also, READ! Damn, just do it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Passing Period reviews
Well, it's called Passing Period, cause, you know Recess? Passing Period? Anyway, the gang is now starting high school and making a lot of changes, including crushes, acne, babysitting, basic teen stuff. Suck at summaries, R&R! I really want reviews!
Recess - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
iMight Have Been Raped reviews
Pairings are Seddie and Cenji. Sam gets raped by a man on a double date with Freddie and Carly and Benji. What happens when the raping leaves her pregnant? Obviously T.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
So, Miley reviews
Miley gets raped by you know who AND BECOMES PREGNANT. It's not that good, at least not as good as my other story, Island II. Read 'em both and review! I'm not updating this one till I get a review!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R.
The Rich and Nina Way reviews
It's a romance. Haha. IT'S THE FIRST STORY FOR IMAGINATION MOVERS. Whoa. I submitted the idea to the website and they added it. Basically it's a love story between Rich and Nina. The first chapter is boring junk.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Rich, Nina K.
If You Were Gay: A Collection of Songfics reviews
This is a bunch of random sonfics I thought about, so please read them! They're meant to be comical! Put in poetry because it's SONGfics!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
The Great Caper of Amber and Ashley reviews
I'm sure by now everyone knows the story of Amber Addison and Ashley Dewitt, and how they're mean, right? But have you ever wondered how they got that way? My name is Miley Stewart, and I've decided to tell you how exactly everything went down.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Tipton reviews
“You're playing whore to a gutter rat!" "I'd rather be his whore than your girlfriend." When the Baker family boards the S.S. Tipton in present day America, the oldest daughter Victoria meets someone who changes her life for the better. Rated T.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009
My Friend's Fruits Basket Obsession reviews
This how much my friend is obsessed with Fruits Basket...this is why I'm not really friends anymore...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ayame S.
Island II reviews
“...I've always sorta liked you." "Wha-?" Larla is main pairing. R&R! Teen for language and adult situations. DISCONTINUED!
Gordan Korman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Lyssa, Do You Want To Know A Secret?
This is a crossover of Hannah Montana and Island. I suggest not reading it if you don't like my story Island II or Hannah Montana...or both. Anyway, if you DO like it/them, please R&R!
Gordan Korman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Published: 1/4/2009
Flower Blossom reviews
Yes, I realize it is a stupid's a Korhu and/or Tyo story, whatever you wanna call that pairing. It's cute, I guess...and a certain kitty kitty is sleeping with Mommy tonight, if you ever watch South Park.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
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