Frozen-Fortune
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Joined 12-02-08, id: 1759273, Profile Updated: 03-24-11
Author has written 10 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.

Ugh.

I'll be even slower at updating. I have to move again, because my job only gives me one day a week.

And no one else in my house can afford to pay rent either so who knows how things will turn out.

I'll try to update whenever I can.

Most of my inspiration goes to my DA account.

Hi, Frozen-Fortune here.

I'm a big Yu Yu Hakusho fan-girl so most of the stuff I write might be based around YYH.

Also, I have an account on DeviantArt so if you want to drop by I'm at http://samys-paintbrush.deviantart.com/

Most of the stuff I write may be one shots, mainly because I'm lazy when it comes to long projects.

Also I'm going to focus on the less popular characters.

Current project: Mating Season Tid Bits.

Shishi and Touya chapters up!!

My pic changes constantly. It's usually something really stupid or something I find funny.

About me:

Name: Frozen-Fortune

Real name: Sam. But most people call me Samy.

Hair color: Long fluffy, wavy Brown hair with black roots and red-ish highlight.

Eye color: Blue.

Age: 21.

Favorite color: Blue + Green. All shades of blue, green, and some shades of purple. Also black.

Lucky number: 2 & 11

Favorite anime: Yu Yu Hakusho and I'm getting back into Dragonball Z

Favorite manga: Hyper Police. (Gotta love the Cat & Fox trouble making team)

Favorite characters: Touya, Jin, Gama (What? He's cool...), Chuu & Koto ( I cosplay Koto on Gaia Online, lol)

Favorite animal: Foxes and Wolves. Can't really choose.

Location: Planet Earth... More specific?? My house.

Humor: VERY corny...

Siblings: 1 Older Brother

Pets: 1 little kitty named Hiei

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, playing video games, reading, collecting things, listening to music

Occupation: Smart-ass

Things I will and won't write.

Yaoi- No.

Yuri- No.

Things containing sex/hints to/masturbation/raunchy stuff- Yes! Everyone likes a little dirty humor every now and then.

OCs (Original Characters)- No.

Character bashing- No! I hate when people bash characters for no reason. I do, however, like to make fun of my favorites every so often.

M-Preg- No... That one just kinda scares me...

My quotes:

"Hoo-freakin' yah!" -Me when I'm happy about something

"You don't cuss and your always sober! You're no fun.." -Me
"But I still say shit some of the times." -My Dad
"Still, now you're boring." -Me

"Heh heh heh... Damn!" -Me when I do something stupid

"I'm not THAT strange, I mean I'm still pretty normal. What the hell, I'm talking to a mirror. Ok, I'm a strange person all right." - I talk to myself. A lot.

"I found the trash bags!! HUZZAH!" -Me
"Huzzah!" -My Dad

"Beer can, beer can, beer can..." -Me
"Hey! There's a coke can!" -Dad
"OMG! You get 10 points for that.. Dang it! How can I win if there is only one None-beer can to be found?!" -My dad and I picking up beer cans in the basement.

"This is my Aussie baby, Boomer. He loves to show people his 'down under'." -Usually what I say to people when they first meet my dog. He likes to lie on the floor upside down and show off his private parts.

"Ha-san CHOP!" -My Dad when he chops wood. He'll yell it pretty loud too.

"I'm not drunk! I've only had about 12 beers today." -My dad again. He actually doesn't get drunk after drinking a 24 pack. He sometimes reminds me of Chuu, sometimes..

"There is NOTHING in my wallet! I'm broke! I'm poor!! Even the moths have starved to death in there!" throws wallet at wall -My brother

"Boomer! Get your Aussie butt back over here!! -Me. I bet my neighbors are tired of me calling for him.

"Boomer, are you dreaming or having a seizure?? Boomer?.. BOOMER!!... Ok, good... You can go back to sleep now. Sorry I woke you" -I couldn't tell. He kept spazing out and twitching. Only when I screamed, he jumped and looked up at me with a 'What the hell' look, did I know he was dreaming.

"No!! Not Mr. Bear's face! Anything but Mr. Bear's face!!" - Boomer then proceeded to rip the stuffing out of Mr. Bear's face. It was his chew toy, didn't last very long though. Aussies are aggressive chewers...

"I saw Boobies!!" -My cousin screamed it over the phone. He didn't know that other people where with me and heard him. My phone is pretty loud.

"You are freakin' evil!" -My cousin
"Yeah, I know." -Me
"You suck.." -My cousin
"And you're a cunt waffle." -Me
"What the hell?!" -My cousin. He had never heard me call him that before.

"Will you two stop being raciest with the salt and pepper shakers!"
"No. If we were being raciest, then we would have done this." knocks pepper shakers over with salt standing up next to it -My brother and I were messing with the salt and pepper shakers at Ryan's. We were just playing with them until my brother's friend said something.

"Holy crap! Ninjas!!"
"What?"
"The pepperoni on my pizza just disappeared!"
"What?"
"It was on my lip! I flipped it back into my mouth and it vanished!.. Freakin' ninja pepperoni!" -I swear I'll catch those damn pepperoni ninjas.

"You smell like pie. A Christmas pie." -Me talking about my dad's cologne

"We have enough pies the start a clown boarding house!" -We have a knee-high stack of pies in our big freezer.

"I'm soooo sore."
"From what?"
"Doing cartwheels."
"In the house?"
"Uhhmm... That depends. Would I get in trouble for doing cartwheels in the house?"
"No."
"Then yes. I was doing cartwheels in the house." - Again, My dad and me.

"Water. On or off?"
"Yes."
"... What?"
" Huh? What was the question again?" -My dad had asked if I had turned the water off after I had watered the cows. Obviously I wasn't paying attention.

"You're so mean to me!"
"I am not! I'm very loving to you."
"Yeah, sure. If that's what you call it." -My dad likes to make fun of me and tease me.

"EEEEK!! NO!! It's like sandpaper!!" -My dad use to hug me and rub his horrible face stubble on the side of my face. That stuff hurts!

"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"What the heck what that all about?!"
"I dunno." -My dad does a pretty diabolical laugh. He does it for no reason at all.

"Why won't you take me driving? I need to learn."
"Because it's scary and I'm not ready to die yet."
"But Grandma took me driving once!"
"Yeah, but your grandma is old and has already lived a full life."
"I'm telling Grandma you called her old!!"
"You better not!" - Dad and me.

"You better be nice to me! I choose which nursing home you go into!" -Me to my dad

"I feel weird drinking from this Dr. Pepper can."
"Why's that?"
"Well, it makes me feel like a sports vampire that has to get it's sustenance from a football, because that's what the can looks like, a football."
"Heh heh heh. I like that concept. A vampire that feeds off of footballs."
"Well, That's what I feel like right now!" -I felt like a football vampire because of the new Dr. Pepper can.

BELCH!!
"That was sexy!"
"Oh my gosh! Excuse me! I totally didn't mean to do that over the phone. That wasn't very lady-like. Heh heh." -I burped really loud over the phone while I was talking to my friend. I didn't mean too...

"Stop trying to give that black pussy your meat!"- My roommate yelling to our friend who was offering beef to the cat...

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Alone by YYHfan-KB reviews
Rinku and Chu have had a bit of a falling out, in Rinku's case it's rather literal when he falls out of a tree and gets hurt in the forest. One really frantic Chu, equals very little carpet left on the floors...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Chu, Rinku - Complete
Officer, I'm Telling You I'm Not A Little Kid! by Autumn-wind-Kaze reviews
On a hot day in the human world, our favorite ice master's patience is already thin. Who knew that a trip to the video store would lead to the accusations of Jin being a child abductor and Touya said child? M to be safe on the language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Jin, Touya - Complete
Cold by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Before getting on the Ark Amaterasu tries to rest but the coldness of Kamui is keeping that from her. She wasn't built for winter but the sun, Oki tries to help the goddess as best he can. One-Shot.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Amaterasu, Oki - Complete
Honor Thy Neighbor by SirenOfSaturn reviews
After the final tournament finds Suzuka, Shishi, Jin, Touya, Chu, and Rinku safely dwelling in the living world until their home life is threatened with new human neighbors. Can the six hide their demon heritage or will they be relocated back to the Makai
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Rinku
We're going to Disney World by SirenOfSaturn reviews
Suzuka wins a radio contest and the prize is an all expenses paid trip for six to Disney World. What will Jin and Chu do when they encounter the yard beer at Epcot! And can these six demons face the happiest place on Earth?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Suzuki, Shishiwakamaru
A Citizen of Both Worlds by SirenOfSaturn reviews
To be allowed to go between the human and demon worlds Jin, Touya, Suzuka, Shishi, Chu, and Rinku apply for dual citizen ships. However, each individual must first receive a detailed background investigation. Pasts finally revealed!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007
Hospital Rush by SirenOfSaturn reviews
While Chu is out of town for October fest, Rinku’s appendix ruptures. Now it’s up to Touya, Jin, Shishi, and Suzuka to take care of him Even if that means dealing with a human emergency room, doctors, and health insurance. I can't stop writing these guys.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Rinku, Shishiwakamaru
Bar Scene by Elkian reviews
Jin, Toya, Gama, Bakken, and Risho all walk into a bar... A Shadow Channeler Fic. Toya - Touya, Bakken - Bakuken. Gama-centric
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Touya, Jin - Complete
Cold Feet and Holidays by SirenOfSaturn reviews
As Yusuke's wedding date approaches closer and closer, the detective heads back to his demon roots to pay a visit to his demon friends during their version of the holiday season. A pagan holiday with; Jin, Touya, Shishi, Suzuka, Rinku, and Chu!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Yusuke U., Jin
Bat Plays With Fire by Shezka Foxe reviews
Hiei and Kuronue are waiting for Kurama to come and meet them. Since the fox is late and Kuronue is bored, the bat begins to bug Hiei, trying to entice him into getting mad. There converstaion is to say the least...strange? Yaoi and slight lime
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Hiei Recipe by Shezka Foxe reviews
Ever wanted to make your own Hiei, that sadistic sexy fire demon we all love? Well, here you are! Follow these instructions, gather the ingredients, and create your boyfriend/lover/husband Hiei! Note:Beware, Hiei is a flamer since he is a fire demon.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
If You Give Jin A Cookie by Ryoukko-kai reviews
Has anyone else wonder what happens if you give Jin a cookie? Well, here's my take on it. I hope the others can keep a hold on their sanity! Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Sex Talk or Lack There Of by Flying-Whippet reviews
Rinku wants to know about sex but Shishi, Jin and Suzuki are not talking. Touya is no where to be found. The only one left to turn to is Chu. ONE SHOT
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Touya, Shishiwakamaru - Complete
Touya's Imaginary reality by PlagueRatAnita reviews
This Poem is about what Touya needs in his imaginary reality please review!What does Touya own 'reality' have for him?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Touya
Jin's Alibi by Jins Lil Whirlwind reviews
Jin and Chu were supposed to be home hours ago, but then that bar jumped out in front of em...Can they think of a good excuse? One shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Jin - Complete
How To Make A Really Bad Dragon Ball Z Fanfic by Ryomi reviews
*MORE ADDED* Tired of reading bad fic after bad fic? Now you can write your own! Just follow this step-by-step guide to the worst of the fanfictional world and you'll be writing so poorly you'll be proud!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
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Treasure reviews
Jin finds a treasure and wants to show Touya. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Jin, Touya - Complete
Yusuke's day reviews
Follow Yusuke as he gets dragged along on a shopping trip with Keiko and Botan. How will he manage to get out of this?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Yusuke U., Botan - Complete
Mating season tid bits reviews
Follow your favorite band of demons as Chuu, Shishi, Suzuki, Jin, and Touya go through mating season in the human world. What kind of trouble can they get into? Rated M. Contains very explicit stuff.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Jin, Shishiwakamaru
How to catch a Suzuki reviews
So you want to catch a Suzuki, eh? Well then, follow this guide and you just might be able to catch one of your very own. Oneshot!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Suzuki - Complete
A day with Rinku reviews
Rinku wakes up one morning to find no one else around. What kind of trouble can our favorite demon child get into? Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jin, Touya - Complete
Of hot days and missing tools reviews
Chuu is hot. He is unbearably hot! The air conditioner is broken... What will our favorite demons do in this heat wave? And there's a tool thief?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Jin, Touya - Complete
Another normal day reviews
It's a normal day as Touya reads a book and reflects on what happened a past week. Rinku complains that he can't play outside because of the rain. What's this about missing ice cream?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Touya, Suzuki - Complete
Mysteries of the new house reviews
ONESHOT. Jin and the gang get a house in the human world. What happens when it's their first time in the house?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jin, Touya - Complete
A day in the life of Suzuki reviews
Rated M for the fist part. Ever wonder what happens to Suzuki when he's not trying to help the Yu-Yu gang save the world? Well here's a little look into his life on a normal -or not so normal- day.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Suzuki - Complete
Revenge is thy name reviews
Oneshot! What will happen when our favorite blue haired samurai becomes the target of an attack? Read to find out... Kinda short.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Shishiwakamaru - Complete