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Joined 12-02-08, id: 1759311, Profile Updated: 05-17-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

Welcome to my lovely profile of coolness!!

Name: My name is Melissa, but i get called Lily!

Location: NZ duh, im currently located up north eh. cos im waay to cool to be a southie!!(even if i live in the south part of the north!!) :D

Sex: Last time i cheeked i was a girlie

What Grinds My Gears: OC's grr i hate them with a passion, unless they are amazingly well, im talking J.K Rowling standed or there make a small part or hated heehe.

Favourite Shows: DragonBall Z, Digimon, Cardcapters, Bleach, Pulp Sport, Outrageous Fortune, Shortland Street, Family Guy and D.N.Angel!

Favourite Games: Kingdom Hearts 1, CoM and 2,385/2 Days, Final Fantasy VI, VII, VIII, X, X-2, XII, Bully, Jak 1, 2 and 3, all Ranchet and Clank Games, Singstar, Eyetoy

Favourite Pairing: AxelxRoxas, SoraxRiku, ZexionxDemyx, LeonxCloud, SeiferxHayner, HaynerxOlette, PencexOlette, MarluxiaxLarxene, TidusxSelphie (KH)

SquallxSeifer, SquallxZell, SeiferxZell, SelphiexZell, IrvinexSelphie, QuintusxSquall, LagunaxRaine TidusxRikku, TidusxYuna, WakkaxLulu, GippalxRikku(FF)

GotenxTrunks, VegetaxGoku, VegetaxBulma, GohanxYamcha, Krillinx18,(DBZ)

PonyboyxDallas, PonyboyxJohnny, PonyboyxTwo-Bit, PonyboyxDarry, PonyboyxSodapop, PonyboyxSteve, SodaxSteve, SodaxDarry(Outsiders)

EdwardxBella, JacobxBella, JasperxAlice, EmmetxRosalie, MikexJessica, MikexBella?(Twilight)

IchigoxRukia, UryūxOrihime, RenjixAnyone he wants, hes that kwl(Bleach)

DaisukexTaichi, DaisukexYamato, DaisukexT.K, DaisukexHikari, DaisukexKen, TaichixYamato, KenxYolie, TaichixSora(Digimon)

HarryxDraco, HarryxSnape, RonxHermione, FredxGeorge(sometimes)BlaisexRon, BlaisexDraco, SnapexLupin(spl)JamesxSirus, SirusxLupin, SnapexDraco, FredxHarryxGeorge(HP)

Favourite Type of Storys:I absolutely L O V E AkuRoku and Drarry, they are my favorite i also like angsty types with things like cutting and running away and only usally read yaoi storys 'yay' but they usally have romance in thm, so if you see or write a story ill like please e-mail me or sumthing

! ! ! C H E E R S ! ! !


Favourite Characters: (Top Ten)

K I N G D O M H E A R T S

10. Cloud

9. Leon

8. Hayner

7. Larxene

6. Zexion

5. Demyx

4. Sora

3. Riku

2. Axel

1. ROXAS

F I N A L F A N T A S Y

10. Yuffie

9. Laguna

8. Gippal

7. Seifer

6. Zell

5. Cloud

4. Squall

3. Brother

2. Rikku

1. TIDUS

D R A G O N B A L L Z

10. Majin Buu(Good) and Bee(The puppy)

9. 16, 17, 18

8. Piccolo (haha whn i was younger i called him pick-a-nose lmao)

7. Gogeta/Vegita

6. Friza and only cos of his good time keeping skills.

5. Goku

4. Vegeta

3. TRUNKS

2. GOTENKS

1. GOTEN

D I G I M O N

(Digidestned) (Digimon)

10. Takato Tentamon

9. Sora Agumon

8. Izzy Gabumon

7. Mimi Upamon

6. Hikari Gomamon

5. Ken Gotomon

4. T.K Angeman/womon

3. Yamato/Matt Exveemon, Magnamon, Flamedramon, Raidramon

2. Taichi Veemon

1. DAISUKE/DAVIS DEMIVEEMON

T W I L I G H T S E R I E S

10. Renesmee(spl)

9. Leah

8. Seth

7. Bella

6. Alice

5. Rosalie

4. Carlisle

3. Emmett

2. Jasper

1. EDWARD & JACOB (omfg they is soooo hot drools over keyboard)

B L E A C H

10. Mizuiro

9. Keigo

8. Chad

7. Rukia

6. Uryū

5. Orihime

4. Ichigo

3. Hanatarō

2. Renji (He reminds me of Axel and Reno)

1. KON (He is soo cute)

H A R R Y P O T T E R

10. Bellatrix Lestrange :-)

9. Albus Potter

8. Scorpius Malfoy

7. Blaise Zabini

6. Hermione Granger

5. Ron Weasley

4. Fred/George Weasley

3. Severus Snape

2. Harry Potter

1. D R A C O M A L F O Y


Names

Your real name - Melissa

Your Nobody name - (mix up the letters of your name and add 'x' where needed)

Milaxess

(or if i rerange it, it could be me-lix-ass.

Now i know how Xemnas feels )

Your gansta' name - (the first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Melizze (tht sorta reminds me of my name)

Your detective name - (fave. color and fave. animal)

Purple Fox (thats pretty kwl lol)

Your soap opera name - (middle name and street you live on)

Carole Doyle(haha i find that funni)

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first)

Dowme (it sounds like go me)

Your Super Hero name - (second fave. color and fave. drink)

Blue powerade (at least it has power)

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents)

Mary David (not my cup of tea)

Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet)

Black Kitty (thts odd.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (i dont know what that is)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.


Q U O T E S

Random quotes i like:

Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my ‘furry little problem’ in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit. -Remus to Harry

Axel beamed back. “Aw, Roxas. You’re like a cockroach – you really can’t die!” - Band Camp Woes by Auron's Fan

Got it Memorized - Axel in Kingdom Hearts II

Maaate ya dreamin - Mitre Ten Add

“Faster, Riku, faster!” Sora screamed in ecstasy. “Harder! Push harder!”

Riku laughed, catching Sora as the swing came back and stopping the ride altogether. “If I push any harder, you’ll fly off the swing.” - Love On A Rotten Day by Slashapalooza

"I was joking; come on, don't Nobodies have a sense of humor?"

"Am I blind?" he asked.

"No," Riku's voice assured him. "But your eyes are closed." - Unnumbered_Files by The emerald shapeshifter


THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Obveisly Roxas but Axel is a very close 2nd

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene (everyone seems to hate her but she is the only one that doesnt get on my nerves soo...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

uhhh Vexen creeps me out...?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi shes just quite annoying.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town :) and Destiny Islands

6. Least Favorite World?

In KH1 Alantica but its arwsome in KH2.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The Chakrams, Oblivion and Oathkeeper and Ultima.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Ummm shity ones?.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie he's crack up

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final and Anti.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AKUROKU. do i need a reason, sex on a stick

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora and Kairi or Riku and Kairi, just dont like her :)

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Roxas x Riku we both know who they belong to but maybe if axel/sora died ya never no!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xaldin x Demyx just doesnt work

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

If they have a child and its a girl (dunno why lol)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Like that helps you? Definetly Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yea they belong

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Maybe a little tiny bit.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Maybe i reakon he is Bi cos i reakon he and Larxene could have a thing

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Not really in the games but the lovley people from fanfic made me hate her soo yes.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Axel(fullstop). nah ah Namine dont really mind ethier becides Larxene those two are the only other girls i dont like

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Ten years in the past and are related to Sora/Riku/Kairi somehow

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No i reakon it had a good storyline but i HATED the card system.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

proberly Axel cos he seems quite ecentric and thats arwsome

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas? maybe riku or Axel

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Me going on about it loads and my mates getting annoyed? im the only gamer out of my mates :(

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

no but i would so go as Larxene!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

im not to sure when sora wakes up?

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx he is actully really hard. And Zigbar before i knew what to do

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Axel and Roxas.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas def.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxy!

35. Axel of Demyx?

Need you ask? AXEL!!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene :)

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Again, need you ask? AkuRoku duH

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas if I must.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Uh, obvious much. AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku. Me second fave!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

I'd love to try some Sea Salt Ice Cream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Prob Leon... i havent played FFVII

43. CloTi of Clerith?

umm Clerith dont realy know Tifa soo

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean havent listned to passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

This might take a while. Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku, Demyx, Zexion, uhh...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Harry Potter, DBZ, Bleach, Digimon, Naruto?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno, Sora and Roxas (oh my... what a surprise) Roxas and Cloud, Hayner and Seifer, Kairi and Xion (I believe 'tis not a coincidence)

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days!! IM getting soon!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 cos Axel and Roxas are thier.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Must you ask? (above anwser(spl))


22 Things to do the next time your in an elevator!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Funny Harry Potter Things

Even though Harry Potter fans slap you and comment on you being immature and childish, the temptation is just too big.
More...
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. I am not being repressed.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.
52. I will not make fun of Professor Lupin's 'time of the month'.
53. I will not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"
54. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles".
55. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him the boss.
56. I must not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
57. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
58. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
59. I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse over the whomping willow.
60. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.
61. I will not use the phrase "Dude, get a life" around Voldemort.
62. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, i am to assume that i am not allowed to do it.
63. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.
64. Putting a snitch in Malfoy's pants really isn't all that funny. Even if it does make him scream like a girl.
65. I will not tell Nearly Headless Nick that he'd forget his head if it wasn't attached--thats just cruel.
66. I should not confess to crimes that happened before I was born, even if I have access to a time turner.
67. I will not jump up in the middle of a Order or DA meeting, and yell , "VOLDERMORT, RUN!"
68. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place”
69. "Swish and flick" is only a wand movement.


"Got it memorized?"

(Confronting Roxas - Days 4 and 6)

Roxas. Alright. Fight, fight, fight.
You really don't remember? It's me. You know...Axel.
Talk about blank with a capital 'B'. Man, oh, man. Even the Dusks aren't gonna crack this one.
This town is his creation, right? Which means we don't have time for a Q and A. You're comin' with me, conscious or not. Then you'll hear the story.
Uh-Oh.
Number 13: Roxas.The Keyblade's chosen one.
Roxas! Don't let him decieve you!
Roxas!

Your mind's made up?
You can't turn on the Organization!

Look at what it's come to. I've been given these icky orders to destroy you...if you refuse to come back with me.
Sure...but I'm not gettin' turned into a Dusk for...Wait a sec! You remember now?
Great! Eh, but, you know...gotta make sure and all so, uh...uhm...What's our boss' name?
Oh, can't believe this...
The Roxas that I know is long gone...Fine, I see how it is.

Simply amazing, Roxas!
You really DO remember me this time! I'm-so-FLATTERED!
But you're too late!
Two!?

(battle quotes: Come here, I'll make it all stop! -make what stop?-That's more like it. Burn, baby! Got it memorized? Roxas...! Get back! -hehe he is warning him- Hey, do I ring any bells yet? Don't make me mad. Ok! You want more!? You got me...ive course he has you!!)

You get on their bad side and they'll destroy you!
That's not true...I would.

Let's meet again...in the next life.
Silly...Just because you have a next life...

(Kairi on the beach)

My thoughts exactly. If you have a dream, don't wait. Act. One of life's little rules. Got it memorized?
Axel. I happen to be an acquaintance of Sora's. Why don't we go see him?
We've got something in common, Kairi. You and I both miss someone we care about. Hey, I feel like we're friends already.

(Kairi in Twilight Town)

What took you so long, Kairi? Somehow, I just knew you'd be here. I tell ya Kairi. You've got a lot of guts, jumping right into the darkness like that.

(Meeting Sora at Hallow Bastion)

Way to fall right into their trap.
Come on. It's a set up by Organization XIII. Xemnas is using you to destroy the Heartless. That's his big master plan.
The guy you just saw. He's their leader! Got it memorized? X-E-M-N-A-S.
Man, you're slow. Every Heartless slain with that keyblade releases a captive heart. And that is what the Organization...is after.
I'm not telling!
Bingo. The name's Axel. Got it memorized?
Look, about Kairi...I'm sorry.
Uh-oh! (doesn't that line seem sissy to you?)

(In Betwixt and Between)

Don't stop moving, or the darkness will overtake you! (he seems to like making an entrance by talking off screen, doesn't he?)
Get goin'!
Don't ask, just do it!
I kidnapped Kairi, but she got away from me! After that, Saix caught her. He's a member of Organization XIII: Saix. Got it memorized? Now go save her!

I think I liked it better when they were on my side.
...Nah. I can handle these punks. Heh. Watch this.
(grrness stuff here and fireness.)

Well...that's what happens when you...put your whole being into an attack. Know what I mean? Not that...Nobodies...actually have beings...-scoff- right?
Anyway, I digress. Go. Find Kairi. Oh...almost forgot. Sorry, for what I did to her.Think I'll pass. My heart just wouldn't be in it, you know? Haven't got one. -SEXY laugh-
I wanted to see Roxas. He...was the only one I liked. He made me feel...like I had a heart. It's kind of...funny...You make me feel...the same...(cos he choose him over her(Xion)!!)
Kairi's in the castle dungeon...Now go!
-fades-

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Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Roxas

2. Axel

3. Riku

4. Demyx

5. Zexion

6. Larxene

7. Sora

8. Cloud

9. Vexen

10. Xemnas

11. Xigbar

12. Saix

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Larxene/Xigbar? cant say i have

2) Do you think Four is hot?

More like cute

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Leon would be really pissed off

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really well he is in a few but not main parts.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Axel and Larxene... i have read 2 fics and they did go together well (akuroku4life)

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Xemnes sends someone to kill Riku?

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Roxas and Cloud? i dont think so its more parental stuff with them

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I dunno.

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Roxas, Larxene and Saix? eww may cause eyes to bleed...

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Babe if you dont have do what i want ill turn you into a dusk?

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

five/nine: Zexion/ Vexen- Ehhh, strange... Zexy and Demy

ten/twelve: Xemnas/ Saix Haha

Xemnas and Saix... i dont know about cute but pretty much canon lol.

12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Ha ha im going to ring Sora and Leon!

13)How would you feel if eleven died?

I actully quite like Xigbar and his eyepatch.

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?
One/four-Roxas/Demyx

One/seven-Roxas/Sora

Roxas/Sora (even tho i have read that pairing before

15)Would eight ever want to kill five?

Beause he gave into the darkness!

16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

i dont think anyone would care if Saix got hit, Demyx might but thats only cos thats who he is.

17)If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Haha Sora and Riku! hmm i wonder i think Riku by the tiniest bit lol jj

18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

"Roxas and Sora are in a happy relationship until Sora runs off with Demyx. Roxas, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Xigbar, and a brief unhappy affair with Saix, then follows the wise advice of Zexion and finds true love with Riku.

What title would you give this fic?

Somewhat Swapsies

19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sora walking in on Axel and Saix? Oh god... if he knew he would probably be like at least you knew each other before you became Nobodies. Or start yelling at Axel and ask him how he could hurt Roxas like that!

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Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,095 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
born a son of the moon by leprekan187 reviews
harry potter moves to Forks for time away from the wizarding world only to find vampires and werewolves. jacob is already a wolf. slash harry/jacob edward/bella follows twilight to an extent. HAITUS NOTE ADDED 5/6/14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,394 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Jacob
Poor SAP Gohan's Secrets Revealed! by dragonprincess3 reviews
Gohan's class is chosen to participate in the 'Successful Adult Program' funded by Capsule Corp and the World Champ. How will Gohan keep his secrets hidden from his whole class? Gohan in high school on a field trip! canon pairings. Please, read and Enjoy
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 123,551 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Gohan, Videl
When You Have Nothing Left by Lyrical Heart reviews
The war is over, and Hogwarts is buzzing. But what is there left for Draco? His father in prison, his 'friends' have turned their backs to him. But there is someone who wants to know why. Why he risked his life, to save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Playing With Fire by xcontagiousx reviews
Sora lost everything in a terrible fire.Now orphaned, he is fostered to a rich family that has a less than welcoming son, Riku. Struggle ensues as these two opposite scale brothers learn about each other, their pasts, and themselves.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sora, Riku
And It Started With A Crush? by Emerald Moonrose reviews
All Roxas wanted was for his crush to like him back. What he got was a new group of strange friends, an irritating redhead, a face full of magic, and so much more. AU, kinda maybe potentially crackish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,045 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Roxas
Bloody Battles by fRANkiEGirL61 reviews
After hearing that Voldemort and Steve have joined together to defeat their enemies easier, Vampire Prince Darren must go to Hogwarts and pose as a student. No one can know his secret, but as allies and enemies are made, things are hard to keep hidden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Darren Shan
A Change Of Destiny by Scott Evilton reviews
A twist of fate brought two people from different worlds together, to face a battle that neither of them can run away from... After The Vampire Prince & Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix ;9
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,280 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Darren Shan
If you only knew by JTH-Lynn reviews
In this story all the boys fall in love...Darry/Two-bit, Soda/Steven, Pony/Johnny and at some point Dally/Tim. Darry and Two-bit start to fall in love and once Darry ask Soda for help soda figures out he love Steven-sparks fly-Mpreg. Bad ending i know.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,618 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Darry C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Perfect Enemy by chaosgenes reviews
INCOMPLETE - Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Draco has joined the Death Eaters. At the time it seemed good, but things turn around. Draco has nobody left in the Dark World. When paranoia becomes unbearable, who can he turn to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Smile 4 Me: Da Songfics by AfroPsycho reviews
After Dally lost Johnny, he and Pony made a promise. A Promise that Dally was damn sure he wouldn't let Pony break. Based on the song Smile by 2pac, Scarface, and Johnny P. This is now where I put all my songfic oneshots. This summary is only chap. 1 R&R
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W.
Finding the Heart by xsecretwriter reviews
Sirius is free trying to get Remus to love him and is living with Harry.Draco is thrust into their lives and Harry gains a love intrest.Slash RLSB AND HPDM.T For abuse and not much cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,623 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Crush by Nova Starlight reviews
This is a rewrite of "High School Desires" and though the story has a similar start, the plot will diverge from the original.Goten and Trunks are in high school and Goten has a crush on Trunks. Will he be able to confess? What will Trunks's reaction be?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
A Heart On Your Sleeve by xcontagiousx reviews
One minute they love each other, the next they're at eachother's throats. Oneday Sora's going to learn not to mess with the wrong people. Hopefully, Riku will be there to pick up the pieces. AU Rape Later. SoraRiku. OOCness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sora, Riku
The Seven Deathly Sins by Daniko reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione get help from unexpected people during the Horcrux Hunt, and they end up stuck with Draco Malfoy as back-up. Is the spoiled Slytherin up to challenging ancient magic and do what is needed to help Harry Potter prevail? R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chronicles of Love by The 1 and Only Surkura reviews
Twins Sora and Roxas hate one another with a passion. Yet, their loves for their friends might bring them closer to one another. Maybe a lot more then they want. AkuRoku SoRiku SoRoku. No Flames, please. Season two is up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,181 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Roxas, Sora
Boys of Summer by FearlessDranzer reviews
Sora is in love with his older brother's boyfriend. But he's tired of being just 'little Sora'. He's going to get what he wants with the help of his friends and twin brother, Roxas. Riku won't know what hit him. SoraXRiku AxelXRoxas Complete
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Curse of Being Harry Potters Kid by luvscharlie reviews
Al Potter is not much like his father, and he's tired of being compared to the famous Harry Potter. Albus Severus/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Singing Heaven by Lina Da Echidna reviews
This is the sequel/sequels to my “Why Do I Believe in Angels? Because I Have Three” one-shot, ..shouldn’t really call it that anymore…. Small moments of the life of Axel's and Roxas' twins as they grow up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Wrong Place At The Right Time by Floral-Foxes reviews
What if the new transfer student's brother tried to rob a store? What if you saw the transfer student's brother try to rob a store? What if the new transfer student's brother kidnapped you? Well, Roxas is about to find out. AU Late AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Christmas Eggnog by skyemeunet reviews
AkuRoku. A wary Roxas attends a Christmas party and ends up drinking a bit more than expected. He wakes up to find who else, but the ever popular Axel naked next to him! Now Axel has to prove to Roxas that he's serious about him, but will he convince him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Experimental Game by SlashLover93 reviews
He didn't drink alcohol for a reason. It makes you do things you normally wouldn't do and you would regret doing them later on when you were sober. Slash.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M.
Renewed faith by apple hearts reviews
Voldemort's dead and not alls well in Harry's world. He's alone, struggling to find his place in a brand new world. But what is he hiding? Slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Negotiation by iluvclarkkentxx reviews
Malfoy Manor is on the market, Draco wants it back, but Harry is determined to make sure that doesn't happen. Both men just love being the cause of the others misery, but will they be able to make each other happy? SLASH Post DH EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stories from America by wrtr74 reviews
Harry has built a new life for himself in Florida. Draco is the journalist who stumbles into it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,576 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This is the next life, what now? by Syolie reviews
Au-ish It's the next life for Axel and the gang, but its not right without Roxas. Starting second year in college seems to be the same as ever until Axel spots something to make his new heart jump for joy. Yoai AkuRoku, Zemyx, other pairings
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Axel, Roxas
songs for scorpius by leprekan187 reviews
hogwarts hosts a tallent show. how dense can two boys be? james has to step in. slash as/s as/sm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by BonesBBLover reviews
Scorpius' birthday is fast approaching, and Al has to find the perfect gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time's Lullaby by Shy-Hime reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel is called Littlest Things. DMHPBZ SLASH! Creature!Harry Strong!Harry Mentions Rape briefly BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Back In Time by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Draco M., James P. - Complete
Twilight by Bye-Friendos reviews
slight AU. Dreams always result in an awakening, and twilight always fades. What if Roxas had left Twilight Town with Axel? EPIC FIC. AkuRoku, Riku/Sora, implied Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,595 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Roxas, Axel
How to Make Pony Get Better in One Day or Less! by LastChancetoBreathe reviews
Pony knew it was going to be a bad day when Darry assigned Two-Bit to watch him while he was sick.....
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M. - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Photograph by iSiRiUsLyLoVeSiRiUs reviews
Two-Bit Mathews was now a thirty year old man with a family. But that didn't stop him from wishing he was still a Greaser with his friends. Songfic to the song Photograph by Nickleback
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Why Do I Believe in Angels? Because I Have Three by Lina Da Echidna reviews
Roxas is fifteen, single and pregnant. What’s a teen to do? Especially when he’s alone, scared and in pain in a delivery room. One-Shot Mpreg/Akuroku plus others
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Time for Laughter by H-Relics98 reviews
Dally never got his wish to die young and gallent. And after a year without Johnny, the gang puts it's limits to the test. Can Dally help keep a certain greaser together? Love doesn't ever have limits, but that's only if you let it out. Slash, DallyXPony
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W.
Second Look by Elpin reviews
Draco thinks he's found the perfect prank, but he's caught and his punishment is to take care of a fiveyearold Harry. His views on the Boy Who Lived, along with the GoldenTrio changes, but what happens when Harry returns? Will he change loyalties? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Born To Be Wild by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada absolutely can’t stand that arrogant rich boy Riku Masaki. Then, Sora’s best friend Kairi blackmails him into putting himself up for auction at the school fund raiser. Unfortunately for Sora, it’s Riku who buys him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Riku, Sora
A Time To Remember by CatJetRat reviews
Harry and Draco get blasted into the past, thanks to Harry's stupidity, and they get to meet the Marauders! Dark Lord is dead, and Draco and Severus are innocent. HPDM Slash! And a little HGPP femmeslash on the side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Epiphany by EmilineHarris reviews
Before he dies, Dallas is given the opportunity to see how things would have been in Tulsa had he never left New York City.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Dallas W. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 7,671 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Salvation by fictitiousburn reviews
[PonyboyDally] After finding out Johnny Cade is dead, Dallas Winston rushes from the hospital in a fitful rage. While holding up the store, someone comes to save Dally...from himself and the fate he bestowed to his heart after Johnny passed away.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W. - Complete
Catching That Glance by sardonicferret reviews
Draco notices something strange happening with his favorite Professor. When he finally confirms what it is, a certain Gryffindor boy finds out about it as well. Now it's between the three, or more like the two, on how they're going to handle this differen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by A Thing For Brothers reviews
This is a story about Pony being taken away from Darry and Soda because a social worker saw Darry hit Pony. It's going to be sad, so get your tissues ready! It is now complete!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Remember You by RadeliaPotter reviews
FINISHED! Sequel to Let The Darkness Take You. Harry is given a mysterious gift for his birthday that gives him new happiness. But if it is so great, then why does Dumbledore feel he needs to hide everything that it is from Harry? HarryDraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 203,118 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Deviation of Circumstance by Sparkling Whimsies reviews
AU: After a fight with his boyfriend, Harry Potter goes for a late flight to calm his nerves. After accidentally sending himself to an alternate reality, Harry searches for something familiar to hold on to... and decides he wants his boyfriend Draco back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lindin Pass by Obsidian Dagger reviews
(Currently being revised.) Two polar opposites. Two eternal rivals. Twenty years into the past. Harry Potter is locked in a deadly duel to survive with his fiercest rival, one Draco Malfoy. An accident sends them hurtling back in time. MWPP. Rated for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P.
Walk Away by Constance1 reviews
Harry and Draco's secret relationship is discovered and destroyed. Devastated, Harry falls into an abusive relationship with another Slytherin (Drarry).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crimson Shadows by nEo-FoxFlame reviews
Yamachi AU! Matt's new house in Japan gives off an aura.....of eerieness. One night, the kids are at home, playing on a ouija board. They call up a ghost who was murdered in the house. His name:Taichi. His mission:To take Matt into his past to fix it.R&R!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K.
In Unexpected Places by AnnaBella reviews
Something horrible happens to Ponyboy and he attempts to keep it hidden from his brothers and friends, but what will the consequences be should they find out? Attempted rape and SLASH!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,684 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 4/30/2003
Runaway by Double Negative reviews
After Buu, Goten is feeling left out. Dire circumstances occur, causing Goten to flee. 7 years later, he goes to OHS and meets TNG Z-gang. But Goten is not how he used to be and hides his identity...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Goten
Punishment or a Gift by Darkpoetress13 reviews
*COMPLETE* The Gryffindors party at the end of their fifth year... Harry and Draco have some drunken fun... but next year there is a change in Draco...and Harry finds himself in love with the Slytherin.. *warning* mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,156 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misguided Intentions by Piri Lupin-Snape reviews
Start of 7th year. Voldemort is defeated so why isn't Harry happy? When something happens that sends him to another time along with someone he didn't expect, will it help him find what he needs? MWPP AU, HPDM, SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,877 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Not Your One And Only reviews
Cloud was never a very good older brother, but when a terrible accident happens will he be there for his kid brother or continue his current lifestyle. Will his younger brother even want his help, Leon/Cloud Rating might go up. warnings inside
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Worth it? reviews
After harry kills voldermort, he gives dracos wand back. a little bit of Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete