Poll: What is more AWESOME-er Cheese or Twizzlers! debate about it at the bottom of the page! Vote Now!
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Whats up my fellow humanoids! so i'm just sittin here...doin this...yeah! I am the Vampire Wizard! oooooooooooooooo! BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!... I HAVE TAKEN OVER VampireWizard93's PROFILE! HEHEHE! MUAHAHAHAHA! This is Raynie Dai and i am going to screw up my best-est friends profile! but, she is my fangirl dance buddy! so i luv her;)
Hey, VP93 here again. Raynie Dai is a freak! -Raynie Dai in the background saying "What was your first clue?! HEHE!"-
some info about me:
age: wait, do you count the years i have lived or my physical being?!
sex: Everday with a VERY sexy vampire or a certain VERY sexy twizzler eating shapeshifter (HE IS NOT A WEREWOLF!) I tried getting the two together, but... lets just say... that i had to replace more than just my bed!!
location: spoons washington, i wanted to go to forks but i took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, New Mexico!
race: Immortal DUH!!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Nobody should be now, because I tamed him!
Random Stuff!! Random dancing!!
in a skit intitled: Twizzler VS. Cheese
RD SIGNS IN
VP93 SIGNS IN
Raynie Dai= (totally awesome) RD for Cheese
VampireWizard93=(Ginormuos nerd!!) VP93 for Twizzlers
RD: Hey, VP93 you know what's better than chicken butt?!
VP93: nothing is better than chicken butt...maybe Taylor Lautner butt...
RD: I think i just drooled a little...MMMM...He is HHHHHHOT!! I have a thong with team taylor printed on it! but back to the subject at hand! no whats better than chicken butt...(but only a little worse than TAYLOR's butt) is CHEESE!!
VP93: i don't think so ! TWIZZLERS are totally better than CHEESE! we kill you!! we conquer all!! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!! (ok, maybe not the whole world! but we totally got reign over Pluto and most of the world!)
RD:...I have to go now but we WILL finish this argument l8ter!!...DUM,DUM,DUUUM!!
VP93: ...oh its on like Donkey Kong!!...BRING IT!!
RD SIGNS OUT
VP93: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN!!
VP93 SIGNS OUT
RD SIGNS IN
RD: OMG!! I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT THOSE 6 ASTARICS MEANT!! GRRR... I am going to get you, VP93!!
VP93 SIGNS IN
VP93: what does it mean? i'm drawing a complete blank here...
RD: -STEAM COMING OUT OF EARS- YOU VERY WELL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! IT.MEANS...CHEESE!!
VP93: ...oh...yeah...i forgot about that...sure it means cheese...it can mean whatever you want it to mean...:)
RD: Thats what she said!!
VP93: who?...wait what?...ow, my brain hurts!
RD: WHO: YOUR MOM!! and you heard me thats what she said!!...CHEESE RULEZ!!
VP93: no!! your mom totally love Twizzlers more! she just doesn't want to hurt your feelings!
RD: Your just mad that twizzlers SUCK and cheese is GOUDA!! TEEHEE!!
VP93: OMG! i just got that!! thats so funny!! hahahahahahahaha!...Twizzlers are still better!!
RD: NO WAY!! Here lets name the many flavor of each of our food i will start! CHEEDER!
RD: I meant colby and the next cheese is my least favorite... BLUE CHEESE!!
VP93: OOOOOOHHHH! i get it now!!giggle! now my least favorite...BLACK LICORICE! (...think i mighta spelled that wrong...)
RD: OOOH, GUESS WHAT?! I HAVE A KNOCK OUT POINT!! Cheese gives you tons of calcium but all twizzler -she said in a mocking voice- gives you cavities!!
RD SIGNS OUT
VP93 SIGNS OUT
Raynie Dai and I would like to sing you all a AWESOME song. it it intitled: do you like waffles?!
Raynie Dai: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!
VampireWizard93: YES I LIKE WAFFLES!!
Raynie Dai: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?!
VampireWizard93: YES I LIKE PANCAKES!!
Raynie Dai: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?!
VampireWizard93: YES I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!
IN UNISON: DOO DOO DOO CAN WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!!
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS :)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"