Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls, and Twilight.
Im Katie! i love reading and would love to be a writer some day, but for now my life is nothing more than school, gymnastics and work. Gymnastics is my life - i had done it for so long and have made so many friends through it. My personal favourite book series' are Twilight and the Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging series. I couldnt live with out my ipod as it helps me through all situations. And i would die if i didn't have chocolate - funny that being a gymnast and all.
yay! i am a big taylor swift fan and she is came to Oz! I went up to sydney for her concert and it was the most amazing thing ever!! she is so good live and i recomed her to everyone, her style may be contry but she sure knows how to rock out. my favourite songs that she sings are 'Love Story' 'You Belong with Me' and 'Im Only Me when Im With You'.
I would like to make a shout out to all my friends, you guys are the best and i love you with all my heart and soul - never forget it. To the horn mister, for introducing me to the Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging series. To my buddie The Cadster who has stuck with me through everything and put up with me stealing all her good books. To B, L and R my favourtie twilight loving pals You Rock - but i think you already know that. And lastly to my crazy friends on the bus you guys are insane!
i would just like to say the i love the songs 'seasons of love', 'five years from now', 'Travellin soldier' and 'cowboy take me away' nomatter how old they are and how old they get i will always love them!!
NEW FAVOURITE SONG - HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS BY BOWLING FO SOUP! (awesome song, really funny!)
Im the type of girl who laughs at a joke three times, first - when its said, second - whaen its explained, and thirdly - five minutes later when i actually get it! No joke this is actually me, i am actually a really smart person and do really well in school, but some how i am also a real ditz and can make a fool of myself in any situation.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, the7thflockmember, wannabegg, Blonde k
I just have to say that i have herd some interesting pick up lines over the years but i think i have found my personal favourite as told by the horn mister:
DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET CUZ I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS!
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
FUNNY QUOTES ETC
someone should seriosly sue walt disney for making every girl believe she has a prince charming
lets flip a coin, heads we stay together, tails we flip again
cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice
Dont take life to seriosly, you'll never get out of it alive
i wish i was eight again because all he had to do was tag me and i was it
'BEAUTIFUL' what a perfect little lie
If at first you dont suceed ask him if he has a brother
the dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident - barney came and they all commited suicide
you can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later
never regret what once made you smile
It is better to be seventy years young than to be fourty years old
stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed
Im a little tea pot shourt and stout. Here is my handle her is my... well i'll be damned i'm a sugar bowl
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
The difference between humour and tradgety is that humor is when it happens to someone else
Pretty girls turn heads, My girls break necks
Sometimes you make me so made i want to throw you into ongoing trafic, but then i realize that i would probably kill myself trying to save you
If you live to be 100 i want to be 100 minus one day so i will never have to live without you
they say love is like magic, but isnt magic an illusion
If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to leet him go
if nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing
You laugh now because you are mere months older than me, but when your 30 and im still 29 who will be laughing then
succes is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts
Always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them more
LOVE... the slowest form of suicide
Remember, God made men first because you always need a rough draft before you make perfection
do you have a map cuz im lost in your eyes
its not cheagting untill you get caught
THERAPIST=THE RAPIST... scary thought
life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over
i love you is spelt with eight letters, but so is bullshit
best friend - spelt with ten letters, but so is lying bitch
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again
do something that scares you every day
Boy: why do you wear a bra if you cant fill it?
dont save anything for a special occasion, every day your alive is a special occasion
good friends pick you up when you fall, best friends push you back down and laugh
confucious says ; 'man who walks around with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day
confucious says; 'man who walks through airport gate side ways is going to bankok
officer i swear to drunk im not god
good friends come bail you out of jail, best friends are the sitting next to you saying 'hey atleast we had fun'
my imaginary friends think you have problems
shock me... say something inteligent
people who say anythings possible have clearly never tried to slam a revolving door
i think your breaking my gay-dar
everyones entitled to be stupid but your just abusing the privalige
it takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and bitch slapp them
remember what you just said cuz tomorrow i am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be sorry then
your not yourself today, i noticed the improvement imediatly
percussive maintenence - the art of wacking the crap of an electronic device to make it work again
was that an earthquake or did i just rock your world
anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it
when your right no one remembers, when your wrong no one forgets
i agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying and friends before love
it seems that the only place where the dictionary went wrong was when it put boys before friends
they laugh at me beacuse im different, i laugh at them because they're all the same
my knight in shining armour turned out to be loser in aluminium foil
someday your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn along the way and had to stop and ask directions
im not retarded i just like licking windows
everyone has a wild side im just better at showing it
when people dont laugh at our jokes i dont think of it as a you had to be there thing but more like a you have to be mentally retarted like us thing
sometimes i lay awake at night an think to myself 'where did i go wrong' and a voice answers me 'this is going to take more than one night'
one if four suffer from mental illness, think of your three best friends, if their ok then its you
smile - it makes people wonder what your up to
i was going to take over the world but i got distracted by something sparkly
birthdays can be torture... especially with friends who won't let you off the hook
you never loose by loving, you loose by holding back
a friend is a gift you give yourself
from what we get we can make a living, whet we give however makes a life
If you judge someone you have no time to love them
there are always to choices, two paths to choose from, one is easy... and its only reward is that its easy
dont try hard to fit in you were born to stand out
life is full of risks, it requires you to jump. dont be afraid of the unknown, be afraid of never getting the chance to discover it
yesterdays history, tommorows a mystery and todays a gift, i guess thats why the call it present
its never to late to be what you might have been
work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no ones watching
boys are like purses - cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
boys are like slinkies, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs
grandparents and grandchildren get on so well because they have a common ememy
great now hes a dazzling vampire and im just the emo boy who lived
if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous
dont follow in my footsteps i tend to walk into walls
ametures built the ark proffesionals built the titanic
my mum says i cant cross the road unless i hold someones hand - funny pickup line (zac you are an idiot!)
whats the difference between you and me?? when we said i love you i actually ment it
did you just call me a bitch cuz a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful, i know im beautiful thanks for embracing it
if the grass is greener on the other side you can bet the water bill is higher
i called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
i never apolagise, im sorry but thats just the way i am
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
im not as think as you dumb i am
life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away
don't regret doing things. regret getting caught
learn from other peoples mistakes, because you cant live long enough to make them all yourself
birdie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye, looks like sugar tastes like sap OMG its birdie crap
they say the truth will set you free so why is it that whenever i tell the truth i get sent to my room
men are like pennies two faced and worthless
god made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls could flirt
if aliens are looking for inteligent life then why are you worried
we're all pretty bizare, some of us are just better at showing it
always use the advice someone gives you against them, theres nothing funnier
judge me i'll prove you wrong, tell me what to do i'll tell you off, say im not worth it watch where i end up call me a bitch i'll show you one, call me crazy but really you have no idea
we're the type of friends who dont know why were laughing so we laugh even harder
life is like a pack of gum... i have yet to figure out why
if it wern't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight
im not random im just -Ooh look a kitty
we could all take a lesson from crayons, some are sharp some are beautiful some have weird names all are different colours but they all learn to live in the same box
life all about ass everyones either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it or simply just being one
its always the last place you look, ofcourse it is why would i keep looking once i've found it
i used to be normal befpre i met the freaks i call my friends
boys are like trees they take fifty years to grow up
im one of those really bad things that happens to poor undeserving people
the problem is you can love anybody you want, but so can he
it funny, the people with the closed minds are usually the ones that open their mouths
heaven doesn't want me there and hell knows i'll take over
the evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not
marrige is not a word, its a sentence (a life sentence)
computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time
the quickest way to end a war is to loose it
join the army, go to exotic places, meet interesting people, kill them
i have lots of ideas, trouble is most of them suck (same can be said for the ideas for my up coming fanfics)
a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of
i am an excellent house keeper, whenever i get a divorce i keep the house
marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy
an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctors cute screw the fruit
your so stupid you got stabbed in a shoot out
going to church doesn't make you christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
if you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficent imagination
i once prayed to god for a bike but quickly found out that god doesn't work that way so i stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
the secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are vegaterian
opimism: waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out
i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what im saying
books have knowledge knowledge is power power corupps coruption is a crime and crime doesnt pay so if you keep reading you'll go broke
eat right, excersise reguarly, die anyway
friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth
the average woman would rather have beauty then brains because the average mancan see bettere then he can think
behind every succesful man is a very suprised woman
if barbie is so popular why do you have to but her friends
the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
when i was kidnapped my parents snapped into action, the rented my room out
everyone is entitled to their own opinion its just that yours is stupid
i am n ot a vegatarian because i love animals, i am a vegatarian because i hate plants
man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
if love is blind why is lingerie so poular
there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
money doesn't make you happyy, i now have 50 million dollars and i am just as happy as when i only had 48 million
its easy to smile when you know your always right
never admit never explain
if i had a star for every time you made smile i would have the entire galaxy in the palm of my hand
love is neither true or false, love is love
Im not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENIMIES TOLD YOU THAT
sometimes i wonder why the frisbee is getting bigger... then i get hit in the face
fake is the new trend, i guess everyone is in style
copying from a single source is called plagerism, copying from multiplue sources, however, is called research
do not disturb, im disturbed enough as it is
last night as i lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky i thought to myself ... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?
93 of american teens would have a breakdown if you called them freak, the other 7 would say 'what was your first clue'
somebody needs a happy meal!
music is like candy - you throw away the rappers
i smile because i have no idea whats going on
if at first you dont succed, proced to distroy all evidence showing tat you tried
flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss
I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every bit of it
dont knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run - he hates that
oooh a life where can i download one?
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.
He who laughs last didn't get it
trying is the first step towards failure
i didn't say it was your fault, i said i was going to blame you
Im the person your mum warned you about
I'm sick of people having a near death experience saying 'I saw the light,' do you know the first thing the paramedics do when they first arrive? They shine a light in your eyes! That's not God, it's a torch for crying out loud!
let a simle be your umbrella - but plan on getting soaked
when giant fluffy bunnies take over the earth im not saving your ass
everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no one is looking
i find 'good moring' a contradiction of term
i used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out
when mamma ain't happy ain't nobody happy, when daddy ain't happy ain't nobody care
mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young
love is like war, easy to start, hard to end, impossible to forget
one day we will look back on this laugh nervously and change the subject
when he catches you looking at him just remember he was looking back
i stay as confused as a gangster on a skateboard
its all fun and games till the other person looses their sanity
im not insane, i just do what the voices tell me
i was gifted untill my psychatrist took my powers away
You say I'm not cool, cool is another word for cold, If I'm not cool then I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.
Im the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday
at my lemonade stall i give the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second - it contained the antidote
happiness is you dentist saying it wont hurt a bit, and then he catches his hand in the drill
lets play truth or dare, or maybe just dare cuz no one tells the truth these days
if you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to
i like you - when the world is mine your death will be quick and painless
education is important, school however is another matter
a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick boxing
there are no stupid questions just stupid people
i only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either
boys are like skatebards, they can go fast but are usually pretty slow
if at first you dont succeed don't try sky diving
BASIC DEFINITIONS OF SCIENCE:
The High School Poem (LOL)
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits & watches the sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl, sits & watches the junior girl.
The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits & watches the senior man.
But the senior man, all hot & wild, secretly loves the freshman child.
My Mother Taught Me…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
whos cruel idea was it for lisp to have and s in it?
are children what act in 'R' rated films allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit??
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS/ LINES
me: you know the mouse changes colour?
abbs: (paying me out about something i did)
me: did you know that in your life time you swallow eight spiders in your sleep
erin: yeah apparently in like 2020 the axis of the earth is going to change
abbs: hey look
running stranger: a bee, a bee is following me!
me: look at my arm
abbs: hey dont you think that leaf looks like a mouse
me: this water tastes like mamee noodles... it doesn't smell like mamee noodles though, it smells like grass
liv: the other day a bird hit our windscreen and threw up
liv: albania, thats where albinos come from
abbs mum: we have wog in us
"what would you do if i exploded right now"
(me applying for job at maccas, liv + abbs work at maccas already)
Liv: OMG its a birds head!!
madds: father when was the car made? was it like the sevenies?
Andrew: nice santa hat mitch
Britt: this is my word of the day; Agrum
Ellie: i hate musicals they are so annoying
(listening to song pokerface+watching the video)
(waqtching TV a man is on a guitar boat)
Me: yea pretty much i burnt my stomach melting chocolate... i will never wear a bikini again
abbs: pizza, pizza, pizza!
(lau is reading back of ricebubbles packet)
Lau: we used to play teachers when we were little, britt was always the teacher and i would be the assistant
Lau: eleanor i could see you as a gold digger
(listen to ipod threw car sterio)
Madds: keep your eyes peeled we cant miss it!
Abbey: what are you throwing at me? stop!
Erin: -9 times -9 = 81 fish jumps in the water shark in the water no more fish
Rach: that looks like a seventeen
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
Hey, i hope everyone is awesome at the moment! i am writing a new story at the moment but i am not going to put it nup untill i have the first couple of chapters ready and then i will see what you guys think. thanx for being really supportinve of both my stories so far and i am sorry that it has been takeing so long to update, yes i am lazy so you can all send me angry PM's but i am trying. see you all soon!
XX BLONDE K