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Joined 12-03-08, id: 1759587, Profile Updated: 08-10-10
Author has written 3 stories for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, and Twilight.

heyyyyyyyy,

my name is ...(you dont need to know that :P)but im known as xHoHuMPiGsBuMx!!

I started reading FF a couple of years ago and have become addicted ever sinse!

I read alot of Twilight FF and i used to read alot of Georgia Nics, and recently i have found myself drawn to the magical world of Harry Potter :) Sometimes i find that the stories i read on here are alot better than the books i can pick off a shelf in the library.

FF couples...

-Edward/Bella

-Jacob/Nessie

-Jasper/Alice

-Georgia/Dave

-Draco/Hermionie

I have got two stories and i plan on writing more in the future. i try and go for different ideas-something that will get people hooked (hopefully). I am very thankful to all the people who review and read my stories; you make me smile and keep me writing! And to all the other writers out there who's stories i have read or am reading, keep up the amazing work and thank you for providing me with great stories :)

I know this is a very boring profile page, but i dont think many people will read it anyway :)

xxx

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Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,119 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13386 - Favs: 7,495 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4561 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 5,647 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Enough by Scorpio219 reviews
Hermione has finally had ENOUGH with the current state of her life and decides to change it… When Draco finds out the reason he decides to repay his debt the only way he knows how to. Revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,372 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12080 - Favs: 12,725 - Follows: 10,452 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15041 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 9,079 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
First Steps by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
Bonus scenes that were cut from All Over Again. Do NOT need to read this to understand AOA, but really MUST read All Over Again to get this! Got it? D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,845 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6679 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 4,840 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Damage Done by Ella Turner reviews
Edward rescues a 3 year old Bella, and brings her home to live with his family of vampires. After an almost tragic event, he leaves for 13 years only to return to a very resentful teenage Bella. Its better than it sounds, promise. Try it out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tears Of Gold by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
All I wanted was freedom. My greatest fear; a cage however glistening the bars of gold. I was so sure, but really, I was so wrong. It wasn't the silken chains I feared. It was the man I would willingly accept them for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,525 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
All Over Again by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 338,385 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Science of It All by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: That clutching, awful, cold, hot, flashing, clawing, cluttering sensation curling its way through my stomach, tearing its way down my vertebrae, winding and trailing and ending up somewhere in my throat. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7057 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
SEQUEL,To Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone See-Through!, Me and Mizz-Emz are writing this fabbity fab SEQUEL, and we can feel it, you so wanna read this, So read and Review. WE'RE BACK! D CHAPPIE 12 UP!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008
Never Underestimate Anyone by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
What could happen in the little town Forks. Alice and Bella Newbie’s to town but they make a big impression; plus what are they hiding? Boys, Girls, Twins, Jokes, Pranks and Dares. I know this summary is crap. Read and Review xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold your PANTS, Ready for Touchdown! by MiaRocks reviews
Stalag 14 and Foxwoods school trip combined. What will happen when the girls and boys get together for a trip? Please R&R! Thanks! On hold, will be finished!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladies Love Country Boys by Kaliebag reviews
Bella and her family are visiting the Cullens. Bella hates Edward. She hated the skinny, weak, pubescent him. Does she hate the hot Edward? I think not. BXE. All Human, normal pairings except for maybe Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Willam Shakespeare's Basset Hound by The Room of Hidden Things reviews
Libby is now 16, Gee 25, and Gee is back from France to join Libby for a while. The Ace Gang and Randoms unite to make some strange things happen. Not great at summaries and writing gets better at around chappie 8 I promise but enjoy.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,172 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Libby N., Georgia N.
Blue 42, Set Hike! by Frankie326 reviews
After the girls soccer team at Forks High gets cut, Bella, Alice, and Rose decide they are going to take up another sport where they like it rough. AU, All-Human, full of DRAMA OOC E/B A/J R/Em M for future chapters. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON THE WAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5413 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
One Night by MyMoon reviews
It's Nessie's seventh birthday, and something happens that Jacob hadn't expected. It only takes one drunken night to realize that she has definitely not a child anymore. What happens when a commemorative night turns into a night of passion? JacobxRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Technically In Love by aminea88 reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Anything But Conventional by kyla713 reviews
Edward Cullen is an Army brat, who has his entire life planned out perfectly, and can't wait to get out of this utterly dull town of Forks, WA. But then a whirlwind in the form of Bella Swan enters his life..AU/AH,some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,888 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My camel is back, KittyKat by your.eyes.forevr.glued.to.mine reviews
Set when everyone is 22. The Ace Gang and Barmy Army are all getting together again. What is everyone up to? Who is with whom? And will Georgia be able to see Dave without having a nervy b? Read and Review! CHAPPIE 6 UP NOW!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
BET WARS! by Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone SeeThrough! by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Sets after; Stop In The Name Of Pants. You know you wanna read this, you'll never guess what's going to happen, that’s so unexpected! Yes this is complete but don’t worry there is a squeal so check it out, it’s called Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Crashing PANTS & Crushing Camels by jenjen.davieees reviews
RATING: T/M DISCLAIMER: except plot everything is Louise Rennison's. Georgia's set for a bumpy ride as Dave is involved in a car crash and loses his memory. How will Gee cope without her Laughy man knowing her? Completed.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,829 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Red Herrings for the Queen! by Trampy Mouse reviews
Set after SITNOP. I just had to start writing this, all the Dave POVs have inspired me. It is written from both Georgia and Dave's POVs, and the whole thing is supposed to be ironic, better summary inside.DavexGee although other pairings occur.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,297 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5139 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4018 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Little Piece of Sincerity by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Keep It Simple by emote rellish reviews
Rated R for future chapters. 6th year- Hermione and Draco must work together to set an example-- but intense chemistry causes complicated problems. -final chapter uploaded-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,566 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Shattered reviews
The past hadn't just broken him, it had left him in a thousand shattered pieces... ALL HUMAN! I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT PLOT, ALL BELONGS TO STEPHANIE MEYER! X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Dancing Ghosts and Crazy Adventures! reviews
COMPLETE! Dave and Georgia on another crazy adventure! COMPLETE!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,608 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
christmas PANTS unbounded? reviews
the last chapter of my story! it has been a rollercoaster of a ride writing it! wil dave and gee stop arguing lond enough to tell each other they are in love? r and r please. xx
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,466 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete