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Joined 12-03-08, id: 1759689, Profile Updated: 01-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Inglourious Basterds.

So, I'm Samantha and I love blood and guts and stuff like that. I write when I feel like it, and I'm not the best, but I try. Reviews make me smile double wide because I love knowing that people enjoy what is constantly swimming around in my brain. I write a lot of random stuff, and most of it isn't fanfiction, but if it is... it will be here. I used to write a whole lot of Harry Potter stuff but I don't do that so much anymore. I like romance stories with a sad edge, and I don't wanna give anything away, but I have a knack for killing characters, and or, making their lives totally miserable. I just don't like reading or writing happy stories, Most of the verses I write in don't really have those anyway. I LOVE Quentin Tarantino more than anything ever in the whole world. I was a film student for a long time, but realized that my future lies in writing- or at least I think.

So scroll down and enjoy my fics? I think you should. Review, favorite, or leave. Do whatever you do.

My AMAZING beta. You should all check her out, she is pretty much the best. =)

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Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Basterds' Black Book by eveningthought reviews
Ellis de Vries is a Dutch Jew who has been sent by the Resistance into Nazi Occupied France. Once she meets her new American contacts however things become a lot more complicated, and as the war draws to a close, a lot more dangerous.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,157 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - W. Wicki, Hugo S.
The Next Life by Miss Southern Belle reviews
Twenty years ago Sookie disappeared without a trace, leaving her Louisiana and its supernatural world behind. But now she's back and has a lot of explaining to do. Can she pick up where she left off or are some wounds too deep for time to heal?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Decisions by dans tous nos reves reviews
Begins a little over five years after the Nevada takeover when Eric embarks on a quest to find Sookie. T for early chapters, but may be M in later chapters. Slightly AU. Spoilers for all eight books, and selected themes and elements of Book 9
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,058 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Girl by birdofshade reviews
A girl is found among the Nazis, and the Basterds take her under their wing. Smithson/OC...don't question it. T for violence, and swearing.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,561 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - S. Utivich
Dirty Words and Involuntary Shivers by JustDandy reviews
"You ever wanna see your cow farm again than I suggest ya do what I tell you." She had no choice but to trust them.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
The Inglourious Couple by MovieLoverMF reviews
Lieutenant Archie Hicox is given a mission, a mission that will require all of his skill and a little bit of charm. PRE-MOVIE. REVIEWS?
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Hicox
I Have Gone Out by Nyah reviews
Would you rather eat from the tree of knowledge or remain a child in the garden forever? Eric/Sookie. End, part the first.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,579 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hostage by EmbassyBeets reviews
Smithson Utivich is captured by Nazis a couple of months after the basterds arrive in France. While en route to be interrogated, the Nazis are ambushed by a small branch of the French Resistance, and Utivich finds himself in the company of the vigilantes.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Utivich
The Princess and the Bat by The Kat Valentine reviews
When Harley Quinn decides to be free of the Joker for good, only one man can protect her from his inevitable onslaught. It's so unlikely, the way worst enemies turn to so much more. All you need is a little blackmail. -Eventual Harley/Bruce-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Alive and Kicking by Annthea reviews
Sookie gets a cat. Pam fakes a spray tan. Eric rides a pony. DAG spoilers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sookie, Eric
WereTiger Origins by APearle reviews
I am fascinated by the Quinn character in Ms. Harris’ SVM books. I want to do a little ‘wolverine’ style origin back-story for Quinn. If you haven’t read the Origin comics on Wolverine, then I highly recommend them. If you like Q check out my other story!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Quinn
Bubba Likes Cats by dexgal reviews
Bubba is only trying to get some cats. Shouldn't be this much trouble just to get some blood....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bubba - Complete
First Attraction by DuskLikeDawn reviews
This short story is Quinn's POV during Dead as a Doornail. The dialogue is even pulled directly from that book. I only changed the POV and the thoughts. This takes place during Colonel Flood's Funeral and the Packmaster Competition.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Quinn, Sookie - Complete
The Joker's Destini by StarlightSparkles reviews
Destini is a happy girl, seventeen, living on her own.The Joker is a twisted villain. Everyone has a history&secrets even the happiest of people can be sad, especially Destini. On top of her emotional battles, how will she handle being The Jokers hostage?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
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The Siren reviews
A young romanian girl is rescued by The Basterds, but she is no normal refugee. Luckily for her, our band of Nazi slaying heroes love a challenge.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Aldo R., Donny D.
Lillian reviews
Musings of Bill at woodstock and the woman he changed into a vampire, 40 years later she returns to help him heal. Could this be the final push he needs to finally stop dwelling on Sookie? Could be considered AU/Implied Eric/Sookie.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bill
The Fear reviews
Alison Purifoy is simply a shot girl at a vampire bar in Las Vegas, that is until she catches the eye of Felipe de Castro.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,553 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jake, Quinn