Zarkovagis9
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Joined 12-03-08, id: 1759702, Profile Updated: 01-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, Fable, Warcraft, and Dragon Age.

I love stories. I love hearing stories, I love telling stories. So, I decided to tell stories and the best place for that would be FanFiction.net. Overall, I have found it fun and enjoyable. It's something to do when I'm bored. However, I have a twisted and sick imagination. Bloodshed, gore, and (rarely) rape are sometimes common in my stories, so beware. But it is not random blood and gore. It is imperative for the tone and where the story is heading. If it's dark scene, I'm gonna make it dark. If it's a happy scene, it'll be happy and funny.

I'm currently writing a book thingy that is my own creation. I'll probably be making an account on FictionPress.com soon enough. It'll be the same username as this one, Zarkovagis9, so check it out if you're inclined. Can't make you.

I like books, anime/manga, video games, music and movies.

Fantasy books always get me interested, though I think I'm rather picky about what kind. But just tell me one interesting thing you like about a particular book and I'll look into it. Make them logical not like "OMG!! SKS IS DA SHEEETTTT!!1" because I will most likely ignore you. Or give a rant as to why you make absolutely no sense. Also, I will never read Twilight. Ever. And let's get one thing straight...VAMPIRE'S DON'T FREAKING SPARKLE WHEN THEY HIT THE SUN! THEY BURST INTO FLAMES AND DIE! UNLESS YOU'RE INTO BROM STOKER, THEN YOU JUST BECOME WEAK AND HUMAN!!


Dune series (complex story but just phenomenal. I even enjoyed his son's works)
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant (like Lord of the Rings but more pessimistic and sad)
The Lord of the Rings (have read them all (including the Hobbit) around 3 times and I still find something new about it each time I read it)
The Wheel of Time series (R.I.P. Robert Jordan. You will be missed. great series)
Ender's Game Saga (love every book)
The Legend of Drizzt Do'Urden (it was good for a while, but i just grew out of it)
Harry Potter (who doesn't?)
1984 (classic)
The Divine Comedy (another classic, though older)
The Dark Tower series (most imaginative thing Stephen King's ever written)
The Satanic Bible (yes, it exists and no, it's not as bad as most people would think. Interesting philosophy in it)
It (scariest book ever)
Inheritance Cycle (meh)
The Horus Heresy (drags on but still good)
The Alchemist (will change your life!)
Watchmen (movie was good but you just can't compare it to the comic book (graphic novel))
A Song of Ice and Fire (simply. AWESOME!!)
The Silmarillion (for the die hard Tolkien fans only)
The Sword of Truth (not exactly the best series I've read but it's an interesting enough world)


Anime/manga is a given, considering I'm half-asian, but I do like all kinds of anime just so long as they have a great story-line, good character development, and wacky face faults (like One Piece).


Naruto (Really cool, if drawn out. NaruxHina forever!!1!!)
Bleach (awesome)
One Piece (funny as hell)
Mahou Sensei Negima! (funny, cute, lovable characters)
Neon Genesis Evangelion (most complex anime I've ever watched. I've watched End of Evangelion a billion times and I still don't understand it)
Claymore (interesting)
D. Gray-man (trying to be FullMetal Alchemist, but pretty good)
FullMetal Alchemist (very interesting and fun to read)
Elfen Lied (the saddest manga I've ever read, the only one to make me want to cry (I'm an emotionless prick))
Fairy Tail (wants to be One Piece but really fun regardless. The fights never drag on as in most mangas)
Air Gear (rollerblades + LOOSE understanding of the laws of physics = crazy fun)
Fruits Basket (made me so happy!)
Akumetsu (like death note but better and with more balls)
Gantz (interesting to read, but very pessimistic on human behavior)
Soul Eater (really interesting and great all around, the anime is really well done and the manga is just phenomenal)
Psyren (interesting take on psychic power, kind of a mix between Bleach and Gantz, but happier and more enjoyable)
Wolf's Rain (interesting)
Akira (both the anime and the manga are good in their own ways)
Ninja Scroll (awesome!)
Ghost in the Shell (another awesome one)
Appleseed (Ex Machina was infinitely superior to the first one)
Hellsing (always fun!)
Flame of Recca (classic but ending was too short)
Samurai Deeper Kyo (personally, I like the Kyoshiro/Yuya relationship more but we barely see him anyways)
Ai Kora (funny and ecchi)
Midori Days (extremely cute!)
Berserk (a classic, brutal fantasy manga that is still running strong after nearly 10 years)
Vinland Saga (it takes a lot from Berserk but puts it in a more historical setting. Extremely enjoyable)
Tenjou Tenge (pretty cool. same guy who did Air Gear but much more adult oriented)
Ubel Blatt (interesting and neat, but the scans take an eternity to come out. sucks)
Darker Than Black (such an interesting setting, just wish they'd do more with it. Twins of the Meteor was seriously lacking)
FLCL (the. wierdest. anime. ever. period.)
Black Lagoon (the most ridiculous ting I've ever seen but extremely philosophical when you get down to it)


I like all kinds of video games except sports because I think that's just pointless. I'm more akin to First-Person Shooters and RPGs, though I think Oblivion can just suck it, cause I could just not get into it. What I mainly look for is a good story and sometimes good gameplay. As long as the story intrigues me, then I'll have fun. So many games these days just shit out whatever comes to mind without rounding out the story. Games like Too Human...


Halo (obviously),
Mass Effect (masterpiece),
Prince of Persia (Sands of Time trilogy and newer one),
Gears of War (senseless bloody fun),
Fable (Fable 1 slightly more than Fable 2)
Knights of the Old Republic (very interesting, with a very solid story and characters)
Splinter Cell (love it)
Metal Gear Solid (haven't actually played it. but still love it. don't ask me how that works)
Bioshock (one thing about this that makes it awesome: uniqueness)
Dragon Age: Origins (Bioware is just a master when it comes to RPGs)
Legacy of Kain (one of the most complex stories ever conceived by a human mind and put into game form)


I love metal music. Not to say that I will shy away from mainstream music, like blink-182 and such, I just feel that metal tends to give me a better experience. Whatever sounds good, sounds good. I even enjoyed Forever by that Chris Brown guy, but I tend to like metal more. I think they truly understand music better. Not to say that other people don't understand it but I think metal and rock kind of forces people to spend more time with their music rather then having them pop out music faster then Paris Hilton can get laid without putting any thought into what they are trying to say. It's sad, though, that most people dislike metal because when they think of it, they think of the whole screaming, angry music. That's only a part of it. Some artists have some of the most beautiful voices in the world, like Tarja Turunen, Hansi Kursch and (maybe) Tim "Ripper" Owens.


Amon Amarth (really is awesome)
Angels & Airwaves (good to cool down and chillax)
Apocalyptica (they're okay but repetitive)
Blind Guardain (THEY. ARE. GODDDDDSSSSSS!!)
blink-182 (meh)
Breaking Benjamin (along the lines of Three Days Grace)
Celtic Woman (...I don't have to justify myself to you...)
Coldplay (really great sounding)
Dethklok (strange lyrics but they make up for it with sound)
Dimmu Borgir (really awesome if you, personally, can get past the satanic message and christian hatred)
DragonForce (fun to listen to, but the songs all start to sound the same)
Eluveitie (very interesting, if a bit screamy)
Ensiferum (step down from Blind Guardian but awesome nonetheless)
Epica (lead singer is a goddess, great sounding)
Equilibrium (they get my award for surprisingly great band)
Iced Earth (starts off like Metallica, then they met Blind Guardian and they turned into liquid awesome you inject into veins)
Iron Maiden (really good example of just, plain old heavy metal)
Korpiklaani (singing and dancing to a song about drinking? absolutely)
Linkin Park (they've gone downhill but still good)
Nightwish (after listening intently to both singers, i think they're both good)
Sonata Arctica (really hit or miss with this band)
Symphony X (think Journey except heavier and longer songs)
Three Days Grace (songs of my life)
Turisas (FUCK YEAH!! Vikings pump you up)
Wintersun (interesting side project)
Within Temptation (somewhere between Epica and Nightwish, you'll find these guys. Still great though.)


Once again, movies with good stories interest me but also with good acting and special effects. I hate horror movies because nowadays they are just all blood and gore with no suspense. Sure blood and gore are good if there's a point to it, like Silence of the Lambs, but blood for the sake of blood is just stupid. Notice that The Shining barely (BARELY being the key word) had any blood at all and it is still scary as hell. But still, good story, good acting and good special effects are always welcome. Also, something different. Also, Stanley Kubrick will always be the best director. Ever. Even though he was crazy as hell.


The Matrix Trilogy (always will be my favorite)
The Lord of the Rings (Greatest. Adaption. Ever.)
V for Vendetta (it's good the first time)
2001: A Space Odyssey (greatest Sci-Fi movie ever if a bit long)
The Chronicles of Riddick (the entire thing was just a blast)
Silence of the Lambs (one of the greatest horror movies ever)
The Shining (another one of the greatest horror movies ever)
Cloverfield (great example of a movie doing something different)
The Fountain (makes you think plus the special effects are amazing)
King Kong (proving Peter Jackson's ability to drag things out longer than they have to but still awesome)
Iron Man (great acting on Robert Downey Jr.'s part)
The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger was amazing!)
The Sixth Sense (greatest. twist. ever.)
The Village (this movie was still great)
Unbreakable (another great one)
300 (i'm a guy. of course i love this movie)
Star Trek (the best Star Trek movie. ever)


I'll add a story here and there whenever the mood strikes me. My blog is on though I barely update it. Other than that, any questions, just ask me and I'll probably answer them.

I usually have a poll up at the top. So read the question, answer it and have fun.

Anyhoo, I enjoy talking with people so send me a message about...whatever.

Cheers.

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No Secrets by Cantrona reviews
Where Gohan doesn't attempt to hide his powers upon entering high school. Gohan X Videl. Fluff
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,752 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Of Confrontations and Clandestine Meetings by Boogum reviews
"Oh, no you don't," Videl said, placing her hand against his chest and holding him back against the locker. "There's no way I'm letting you off the hook that easily. I've had my suspicions about you for a while, Gohan, and I plan on getting my answers."
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
Perfect by The Fluff Queen Lilly-sama reviews
They say nobody's perfect. Well, Videl has another opinion. Set during the flying lessons. GohanVidel romance, obviously. OneShot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Videl, Gohan] - Complete
Videl vs Gohan: Date I by ShadowMajin reviews
Oneshot. Get your exclusive coverage of the biggest date in history! You won't want to miss it!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Conduit by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
KOTOR/Mass Effect X-Over. The Citadel receives a new guest in the form of a Mysterious Stranger. One not limited by morality, political ambition or the restraints of Element Zero. New Chapter added 7/22/11
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Revan, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect 3: The Prince of Shadows by Jack of the Blades reviews
Post ME2. Shepard and his team have stopped the Collectors and their insidious plot, but the Reapers have awoken, and will return. Now John Shepard must track down the only known contact of the Collectors: The Shadow Broker. Male Shepard/Liara T'soni.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,140 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Other by eyyowlf reviews
On the backwater world of Dantooine, Bastila Shan wakes from the nightmare of Darth Revan's flagship.. only to discover the horror isn't over. The Order keeps a secret in a kolto tank far beneath the gently rolling plains. Pre-KOTOR, male Revan/Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bastila S., Revan
Kayashi K'oyayci by eyyowlf reviews
KOTOR. The Ebon Hawk makes a detour to Dantooine. Jedi business. No explanations. To kill time, and to get away, Canderous and Carth go on a hunting trip in the grasslands and talk about the Mandalorian Wars. Male Revan/Bastila, Female Exile mentioned .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canderous O. - Complete
Water Cooler Romance by Shruikin reviews
"If I can wake up from being dead for two years and shoot a mech's face off with ease, I'm pretty sure my 'Those-two-used-to-have-sex' radar is working just fine."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Miranda L., Jacob T. - Complete
Tethik's Lesson by eyyowlf reviews
Mind Over Matter-verse. New to the crew, Dr T'soni is invited to the captain's cabin for dinner. Try not to screw this up, Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Mind Over Matter by eyyowlf reviews
The adventures of the first human Spectre, the Butcher of Torfan, the son of Mindoir. Mild au for original subplots and sidequests. Ruthless Vanguard with concentration on biotics, aliens, milSF, and secondary crew. MShep/Ash, Shep Kaidan friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,539 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shepard (F), Ashley W. - Complete
KOTOR: The Power of Choice by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Alternate Universe story involving a male Revan remembering his true identity. Part I primarily following Revan Completed, Part II covering the second KOTOR and the Exile's tale in progress...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 280,911 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik
Two Hearts, One Love by CLOUDxTIFAforever reviews
“Tifa, I…I love you, I always have. And if you don’t feel the same way about me, I’ll understand but…" I place a finger on his lips and he stops mid-sentence. I kiss him lightly, softly, only keeping the bond for a few seconds... Cloti. OVER 11,600 HITS!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
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Mass Effect: Chains of the Past reviews
Saren has declared war on the Council and it's races and as the first human Spectre, Commander John Shepard has to stop him with a team of elite operatives of all races. However, some pains are too great to keep secret. And some chains never let go...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 254,754 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Shepard (M)
A Fable of Heroes From Ages Old and New: Tale 1 reviews
After Lucien takes Sparrow and Rose under his wing, Theresa must bring back the mighty Alexander, the Hero of Oakvale, back from the dead to aid her. Together, they must find a way to destroy the Spire before Lucien uses it for his own ambitions.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
The Tale of the Blind Warden reviews
Duncan has found a new recruit: a blind wanderer of the wilderness. Invoked by the Right of Conscription, he reluctantly follows Duncan to Ostagar to battle the Darkspawn and to become a Grey Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
The Call of the Lich King: Seven Days of Torment reviews
After taking his venegence upon Mal'Ganis, Prince Arthas wandered off into the frozen wastelands of Northrend. There, Frostmorne tormented him for seven days before turning him into the Death Knight. Here is that tale...
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Arthas Menethil - Complete