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Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Academy.

Here's the link to my avatar pic, made by the great lolo14998!! It contains phrases from Dead Man's Blues, and I personally think it's wonderful!!! http://onyxannabella.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2ysol3

As a note, this is who I imagine Rose to be, though the skin is, admittedly, too light: http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/the-new-adrianna_281x421.jpg

And here is my darling Lucia. I get the feeling that, to quote Dimitri, "she's the kind of girl that's unbelievably sexy but still looks like she'd stab you with a polite smile". Here's a pic: http://www.pizzzamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/megan-fox-sexy-eyes-and-face-image-6792.jpg

Hey, there, everyone! I'm Lissie (or Lizzy, whatevs). I'm 15 years old, female, and addicted to VA. Here's some stuff you may need to know about me:

I love Dimitri Belikov, so my stories will all be RxD, in the end.

Because I am young and extremely inexperienced, I refuse to ruin my stories by trying to write explicit sex scenes. Honestly? I wouldn't do a very good job. Also, I hate reading about "throbbing members" and the like, so I'm not gonna suffer through writing stuff of that sort. So, if you're looking for lemons, sorry!

I do, on occasion, abandon stories. Though this is rare, it happens. Be warned.

Please, don't ask me to read your story. It puts me in a very difficult position. What am I supposed to say if I hate it? Plus, I have very little time on the computer, and most of it is spent writing.

Also, please don't ask for my e-mail, facebook or twitter. We can talk through PMs, and, honestly, guys? How do you know I'm not a freak psycho rapist serial killer?

Though I love them, I rarely reply to reviews unless they pose a question I can answer. Don't be offended, please. =)

If you don't speak english very well and wish to contact me, I also speak spanish, french, and can decipher italian.

THANK YOU FOR READING!!!!!!! =)

For wannabe-writers, this is what I've gathered from watching interviews of Philippa Gregory, Richelle Mead, Rachel Caine and the likes...

Good writers are readers. They have to be. You can't learn writing from a class, or a person - it's something you learn from books. Unconsciously or not, we usually borrow phrases from others when we write, which is why it's very important to read books of the genre you prefer to write for. Also, reading a lot will improve your grammar, spelling, plot ideas, and help you avoid clichés or overdone topics. So, before you decide to write a story, do yourself a favor and read. Read a lot. I can guarantee that it'll make your work much better.

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Vampire Academy: Bite Me by Lauz1 reviews
Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,037 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17369 - Favs: 9,936 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon a Time, in a Mental Institution by deadlybeautiful reviews
It was a mental institution. Well, technically, a Relaxation and Rehabilitation Center for Troubled and Traumatized Youth. But, you'd be surprised who you can meet. Rape victims, cutters, schizos, and crazies. Cannon parings, AH. Mainly A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,397 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
A Thousand Stairs by Kyilliki reviews
Eternity is intended for the beautiful, the curious and the strange. Aro and Sulpicia: a series of vignettes. .:complete:.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Aro, Sulpicia - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
THE FIRST REAL CHAPTER OF SPIRIT BOUND! by imaVAMPIRE reviews
I bought the signature edition of VA, which contains the first chapter of Spirit Bound, and I decided for those who haven't bought it yet, that I would type it out and put it up here. Enjoy! PLEASE READ! This beautiful Storie goes to Richelle Mead! R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
The Vodka Night by overworkedandunderpaid reviews
All Human. When you can't remember why you're laughing, you've had way to much to drink. Rose/Dimitri, Lissa/Christian. COMPLETE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,820 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony by theladyingrey42 reviews
Jasper's vampire senses and crimson eyes set him apart. His ability to pull back the veil of the world and taste emotions like colors makes him alone. Until he encounters a human girl whose darkness is the most intense shade of ebony he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Just One More Thing You Want To End by HumanShield reviews
Twilight Alternate Ending. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Oatmeal Cookies and Ho Ho's by deadlybeautiful reviews
Jasper Whitlock didn’t get detention. Alice Brandon did; often enough that she bribed and tricked the sit-in into being out of the room so she could be as well. A different take on Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
U N S A I D by Krazy007 reviews
The silence was perfect. -Post Shadow Kiss- Rose and Dimitri oneshot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Who They Were: The Witch Twins by boring the goose reviews
A horrible scream ripped from her throat, throwing the whole room out of balance. I had thought the pain she had experienced earlier was horrible. This scream connected me with an unthinkable truth. It could get so much worse. A tale of Jane and Alec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alec, Jane
The life of Kimberly Shalonne by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
This is the promised one-shot about Kimmy. If you have not read Truth or Dare particularly chapters 20 and 21 you will not understand. Contains non-descriptive rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Consequences of Sneezing by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. A single sneeze can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Con Amore by Kyilliki reviews
A brief one-shot about Rosalie's tranformation into a vampire and her relationship with Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
A Soldier and his Ballerina by Nickynoo reviews
OneShot. Bella, Edward and Jacob are toys in a child's bedroom. Jacob is OOC. Based on the Tin-Man from Fantasia 2000.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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The Hunting Games reviews
When Dimitri Belikov agrees to his old mentor's job offer, he doesn't know what he's in for. Trouble awaits him in the form of Galina's mysterious daughter, Lucia. When he hears something he never wanted to know, what will Dimitri be forced to do? DPOV4
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Sleeping In A Chair reviews
There are three things that Dimitri Belikov regrets: a car accident, a memory forever lost, and a fragile girl in the hospital wondering about the handsome man she's never met.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
A Light From The Shadows reviews
She is remembered as one of the best Guardians of her time. He is glorified as a saint. But no man can be perfect, and even the best Guardians make deadly mistakes. The story of Vladimir and Anna is finally told. Read in the 1/2 view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
Dead Man's Blues reviews
Dimitri's life is a mess: he's in love with the one girl he can't be with and the voices in his head have a life of their own. But when you could die any minute, is giving in to temptation so wrong? D's version of SK, 3rd fic in the LLR series.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,859 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Way back when reviews
Dimitri Belikov's life stoy, ranging from the day of his birth to the death of his charge. DPOV.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Olena B.
Mentory Schizophrenia reviews
Sequel to LOVING LITTLE ROSE, where Daemon makes his debut - read that first or you just won't get it. Dimitri is a guy - a 24-year-old guy - though sometimes we forget... Because Dimka's mind is funnier and more twisted than we give him credit for!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Last Dragomir reviews
Because Lissa has thoughts, too.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Loving Little Rose reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
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