MmllePoulain
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Joined 12-04-08, id: 1760327, Profile Updated: 02-29-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I'm a twenty-something Australian, who likes to write silly little drabbles in my spare time. I'm a massive fan of fluffy oneshots - the more ridiculous the better.

And although it's been a while, I'll (hopefully) be posting some new stories soon. There's some stuff in the works at the moment, and now I just need to find the time to finish writing them and fix them up. And honestly, time's not something I have a lot of these days..

I hope you've enjoyed the stuff I've written so far. SO, now that I've introduced myself, I feel that we are close enough friends for me to shamelessly advertise the following:


LupusDei
has translated my story If You're Still Conscious into Finnish! Which is super exciting!
If you want to, you can go and check it out:
http://www.finfanfun.fi/index.php?topic=29198
She does also have another story on here, so maybe hit up her profile, too
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3006136

FirelordMee-Ya is my favourite person right now, and I think she is quite possibly the best Canadian I've ever met (electronically or otherwise). She is absolutely hilarious. Go read all of her stories now.
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1686639/FirelordMee-Ya
all of this girl's stories are good. it would just be easier for all of us, if you just went straight to her profile.. but, if you do want a direct link to a story, then here is a LINK:
Story - Lemons:
Synposis:
Bella teaches Edward about the benefit of lemons... (it's funny stuff... follow the link... or i'll shake my fist at you, in a threatening way...)
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4792145/1/Lemons

Also, thanks to my cousin, I now also have a Twitter account. If you like, you can follow me at: http://twitter.com/MmllePoulain

Cheers,
-MmllePoulain

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Highland Fling by picascribit reviews
The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. RLxSB present-day non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Lost and Found by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10480 - Favs: 11,440 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guy Talk by PteraWaters reviews
The awkward moment when Blaine realized all his McKinley friends made the same assumption about his physical relationship with Kurt. Fill for the glee awkward meme. One shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Strawberry Swing by FirelordMee-Ya reviews
Bella and Edward met at a dance hall in 1918. So what happens when Edward is dying? Short story. BxE. Human at first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lemons by FirelordMee-Ya reviews
Bella teaches Edward about the benefits of Lemons. ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2009
Snuggies! by Tippi.Hates.Birds reviews
Bella buys a Snuggie and explains their positive points to Edward. Cute! I don't own Snuggies or Twilight. It's a blanket with arms!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Earnestly Lame by lanemyer reviews
Bella goes to College and has gets her freak on. Will it be a good choice? Or a mistake? Either way hilarity will be present. OOC, AU, HUMAN. Lemon tree is a growing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Virtue Boy by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Edward has a secret. He is a super hero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Is it Love reviews
When the werewolves discover that Bella and Edward are getting married, Leah finds that she's not as upset about it as she probably should be. Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Leah - Complete
If You're Still Conscious reviews
When Edward and Alice aren't at school, the lunch conversation always seems to take an interesting turn. Today was no exception, much to Bella's mortification. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Wallflower reviews
Oneshot. All Bella wanted was to stay at home, watching movies. But instead, she was forced to a dance by her two friends. However, the night wasn't a complete waste of time... AH, Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Melodrama reviews
Bella has had enough of the melodrama created by everyone around her. Slightly AU. Bella is human, everyone else is vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Colour of His Hair reviews
Bella discovers that she has a very pressing question for Edward. Just a random fluffy one-shot that's been stuck in my mind for quite a while. Post New Moon, Pre Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete