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The Same Situations of Six Different Men by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Three couples that we know and the things they do differently throughout their day. Just having fun. I do not own Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Seb Moran or James Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 238,642 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Someday I'll Hope Again by Taste's Like Home reviews
When Hermione develops an eating disorder, none of the staff or students at Hogwarts knows how to help her... Except maybe one person who can understand the true meaning of pain along side her... Warning: Contains graphic adult themes,read the warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Running For The Moon by Wayoming reviews
Wholock ficlets, based on prompts. What happens when Sherlock meets Amy? If Rory and John were lovers? And how many times will The Doctor turn up in Sherlock's life before he says enough? Will the Doctor agree to take Anderson to the Jurassic Period?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Cas's Logical Sequel by CastielLovesDean reviews
This is the sequel to Cas's Logical Suggestion. I highly recommend reading that first. This sequel follows Dean's prank-induced pregnancy at least through birth. Slash. Mpreg. Dean/Cas. Sam/Gabe. Implied Bobby/Marcy Ward. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Disproving Penny by MyOwnStar reviews
I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 137,151 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Getting Tedious by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Child at Heart by LaughterNeverDies reviews
Sherlock and John discover their desires to start a family. Please review! x
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,062 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Finer Education by zoophagous reviews
School AU, Mr John Watson is the new Chemistry teacher at King's College, a recent dropout of med school and barely qualified to teach at age 23. Sherlock Holmes is in his final year at school and catches John's eye. Definitely against the rules.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Five Reasons John Has Sex With Sherlock by jamesgatz1925 reviews
...According To Sherlock. Sherlock charts John's reasons for sleeping with him. Loving smut. Smashy smut. Warm smut. Apologetic smut. Slick, wet smut. I do not own characters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Morning Routine by LatherTheBloodOnYourHandsRomeo reviews
Having a morning routine is an odd ritual only found within the human race. The Doctor's thoughts on the routine built around breakfast with Rose Tyler
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
My Heart is Sherlocked by theD0ct0rD0nna reviews
When John's sister comes home and meets the infamous Sherlock Holmes, her life takes a turn. Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,993 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Ghosts of the lost by LatherTheBloodOnYourHandsRomeo reviews
ONESHOT The Doctor visits the Battle of Canary Warf memorial for the first time in his new body and Amy finds out about Rose. Implied Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Don't mind if I do by stoleyourthunder reviews
Post-Reichenbach, John doesn't know how to cope. So he turns to alcohol. Things only get worse from there. Colab with RockinJanelle and Withaflourish.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Alternate Sheldon Transportation by kumikokat reviews
When Sheldon's matter transporter experiment goes horribly wrong, he is catapulted into an alternate universe where everything is the same, except Penny is pregnant and there are plans for a time machine in his bedroom. Quite literally AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Remembering by LimitedByCreativity reviews
Set after 4x13. "Jack's eyes met hers and he said anxiously 'Do you know who I am'. The familiar redhead shook her head, 'No.'" The companions on Earth find Donna, and, mistaking her state for an accident, try to make her remember. Donna/Jack, 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Donna N., Jack H.
Artificial, Unplanned and Unwanted by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Doctor and Amy make a casual stop-off at an intriguing place called the Acorn Centre where they encounter a pleasant nurse who changes their lives forever. With Amy pregnant, the Doctor is in denial. 11th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Same Old Story by TheShoelessOne reviews
The best stories are the ones with a good villain. In the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" verse. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2011 - The Master, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
An Impossible Child by colsamcarter reviews
"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Apples by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
If there's one thing that Malfoy and Hermione both like, it's apples. Unfortunately, they can't agree on which apple is the best. But then again, when do they agree on anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doctor Molly II by frankenfeels reviews
Molly returns back to the morgue after three years of adventures with the Doctor with some newfound confidence. Sherlock tries to find the source of this. Collection of one-shots, all set either during or after her time with the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Molly Hooper
The Great ComicCon Caper by Trbl reviews
Follow-up to "The Superior Colliculus Engagement". Penny, Sheldon *Shenny* and the gang go to Comic*Con. But, of course, things are never that simple. Intrigue, danger, romance, and of course, humor. At least that's what I'm shooting for.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Bottle by frankenfeels reviews
Molly and Sherlock get stuck in the morgue during a lockdown. During the hours that they wait, Sherlock discovers that Molly is far more clever then he has ever realized. From sherlockbbc fic
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sheldon, Junior by Trbl reviews
Hanabi's 'Sheldon Wants A Baby' Challenge. I saw this and was instantly inspired. Just a silly little oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Of Tweed and Cake by Madame Seabush reviews
Someone orders Sherlock a stripper cake for his birthday. Oneshot. AU ? .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Deductive Realization by shinysylver reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious man in London changes everything for Penny and Sheldon. A BBT/Sherlock crossover. Penny/Sheldon
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Penny - Complete
TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness by reddwarfaddict reviews
Collection of 100 and 200 word drabbles centered around the TARDIS crew. Previously standalones. Pairings and ratings vary. Very much a Crack!fic... Shrunk In The Wash: A slight accident with a washing machine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - 10th Doctor
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Time Lord's Nest by Viridis Lupus reviews
A lot is left unsaid in the TARDIS...until now. And then everything comes tumbling out...whether they like it or not. ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,550 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
S' All She REALLY Needed To Learn by SonnetST reviews
Murdoc thinks it's high time that Noodle learned the English she'd actually use. MANY SEXUAL THEMES, YOU HAVE FAIR WARNING. Quasi-tribute to "Fishing For Vodka" by Lt.RainnAron. Read and Review,please, much appreciated!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Perfectly Normal by Spoilers reviews
After Journey's End, Rose realised she was immortal. Now she's trying to have a perfectly normal life with John Smith and their three children, in spite of their abilities, - and the constant fear that she will outlive her husband. Alt!10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,745 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Fishing for Vodka by Brovenger reviews
Murdoc is assigned the tedious task of teaching Noodle some English. Ah well, that's nothing a little Vodka can't fix!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Gently they go by starfish001 reviews
She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Alert Levels by gwendy reviews
Sheldon goes all neurotic. See how Raj, Howard, Leonard and finally Penny deal with him...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Many Verse Dance Hypothesis by gwendy reviews
The Many verse theory posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes...yet none of them are dancing. However, there's this...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Virtual Coitus Surrogation by gwendy reviews
Sheldon and Penny play a late night game of Age of Conan...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Memories by reddwarfaddict reviews
Stranded with an injured Doctor in Medieval England, Donna soon finds out he's been here before, never to return. What happened? Why do they ask for Rose and Jack? Did he leave more than secrets behind in Medieval England? Those damn memories. DoctorWhump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Poppers by Gargantua reviews
A collection of dribbles, drabbles, and shorts for times when only bite-sized fiction will satisfy. Chapter 1: Lesson From A Mother.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Eros' Brew by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Willow hates Valentine's Day. All she wants to do is forget about love. Instead, emotions and memories collide when she runs into a murderer on the run by the name of Severus Snape.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Willow R., Severus S. - Complete
Proofs: The Initial Evolution by TriplePirouette reviews
In exchange for signing a contract, Penny learns where Sheldon's contract ritual came from.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 7,004 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Stranger by Hordepally reviews
What if Jack/Joker had accepted that offer of a ride in "Stranger"? Would it have changed things? If you've read the original story this will make more sense. COMPLETE. Joker/OC/Sex/Language/Substance Abuse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,647 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Joker's Ace by bloodonthepages reviews
The Joker was a pretty damn good criminal, thank you very much. Not to mention good looking. But one rainy night, a woman from his past brings a child, claiming it is his. Then things get complicated...UPDATED
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - The Joker
The Death of John Smith by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
In the end, it’s love that kills him. They never get the happy ending they both deserve so much. Rose/John, set about fifteen years after Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Rose T., J. Smith - Complete
Burning Bridges by Images of Broken Light reviews
Jack Napier wasn't 'normal', could never be 'normal'. But somewhere along the way he learnt an important lesson. Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger... Smarter... Stranger... A short Joker origin fic
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Test by HiddenInTheTardis reviews
Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9635 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Honeymooners by Georgethecat reviews
Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans by opalish reviews
Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Castiel, Ruby
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
I Think I Held You When You Cried by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
Maybe it's her own synapses that are misfiring this time. Maybe she just needs a shoulder to cry on. Maybe she loves him...call it want you want. Glitch/DG A brief moment set just after the heroes leave Ralph and Loraine's cabin and cross the gorge.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - DG, Glitch - Complete
True Love's Gifts by nattieb reviews
It is the Doctor's first Christmas in Pete's World and he is determined to make it one that Rose will remember.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Love Is A Strange Thing by Pearl's Beauty reviews
COMPLETE! This an AU. Joker/OC. Not sure how to summarize this story. Please R&R. Some lemons.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,170 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Test Subject D by Hordepally reviews
SPOOF. The Joker breaks out of Arkham only to find an old "friend" awaiting him. However she's changed. A LOT. Deals with characters from "Irredeemable and "Chasing Torment" but this is NOT a sequel.OC/Violence/Sex/Language
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Divided I stand by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
Ambrose doesn't like Glitch, and Glitch definitely doesn't like Ambrose. Neither can seem to find peace with the other, two minds trapped in one body. Can the key to peace lay in the heart of the princess of the O.Z.? [DGxGlitchAmbrose]
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - DG, Glitch
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
What Just Happened? by EmperorJoker09 reviews
Jokers and Harley. Completely Jokers POV. Joker wants to tell Harley the truth of his feelings but does not think he truly can.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Bittersweet by MK08 reviews
How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
L's True Love by Slackerman811 reviews
One night Light finds out how much L loves cake. LxCake. Yes you did read that right. Warning cake sexification.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Christmas Ball by Arianna Victoire Snape reviews
HGSS! Hermione has been invited to the Christmas Ball by Ron and isn't having the best time in her life. So when she takes a walk outside will her night be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,814 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Just A Wrong Turn by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
All libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
A Long History by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Boy meets girl, the eternal tale, as old as time. Before the beginning, the story starts with the answers at the center of the circle. Now Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,823 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
She Could Be by JD11 reviews
8th in 'Incompatible' series. She could be pregnant. Or she could not be pregnant. She could be catching something. Paruvian measles or just a normal, Human cold. Could be nothing, could be my imagination. Or she could be pregnant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Beyond Birthday's Lullaby by Greendayluvr93 reviews
A twisted spinoff on a classic children's lullaby.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Trouble by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
She’s blonde, utterly mad, and from another universe. And if Serenity Saxon’s anything like her father, there’s going to be trouble. What's the poor Doctor gonna do? WIP.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/31/2008
Miss Doctor and Mr Rose by reddwarfaddict reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves the Doctor's mind in Rose's body and Rose's in his. Can they switch back before anyone finds out and, more importantly, keep their dignity in tact?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Message Received by Gargantua reviews
Rose finds a unique way to send an important message to The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
St Ambrose: Patron Saint of Perverts by Vehicle Sunshine reviews
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. AmbroseDG
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Spawn of Potter by missy mee reviews
Because really, who calls their kid Albus Severus?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
On First Glance by Eleanor Ariail reviews
Afraid of rejection, Glitch shows his love to DG by terrorizing every man that gets near her. DG, on the other hand, is sure Glitch doesn't like her, because after all, she's not that hot, right?
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
It Eats You, Starting with Your Bottom by jharad17 reviews
AU Alt T.line, BtVSHP crossover, wherein too many former residents of Sunnydale visit Hogwarts due to rumors of a new Dark Power rising. Hijinx ensue, and together, They Fight Evil! dun dun duh Warn: Silliness, Slash SSRG,LMWtB,RLDO,HPWtB,et al.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Most Unusual by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
With a trick loving father and a puzzle solving mother, could Tony Williams be anything other than a Slytherin? HPLabyrinth with a pinch of JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
The Words Between by Amanda9 reviews
A letter from George. Letter Series. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In The Darkness by Taste's Like Home reviews
Hermione lost her father to the DeathEaters and singing is her only outlet for grief. What happens when Snape catches her one night in the Astronomy Tower...? Not what you expect, trust me. SSHG pairing, sex scenes and swearing. !CH 30 WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,752 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Blood Red Rose by cheri1 reviews
10Rose The Doctor and Rose return home to visit Jackie and Rose finds herself seduced by a vampire who wants to make her his bride. Hints of slash in some chapters. FINISHED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Long Meaningful Ramble 2: Mirror Image by reddwarfaddict reviews
All seems to be going well for the Doctor and Rose as they recover from the events of the prequel...until one night the Doctor disappears and finds himself fighting for his rightful place in time, challenged by his tortured future self. Major DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jackie T., Mickey S. - Complete
Crazy by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Rose went to bed on a perfectly normal night in the parallel earth and woke up to something completely different. DoctorRose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebirth of the Time Lords by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
An AU fic where Rose leaves of her own accord. Rose leaves but won't tell the Doctor why, just to come back at a certain time... But when he does, can he stop the predestined paradox that occurs?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Humor Me by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking Glass by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Longing for something more than what her life has to offer, Hermione switches worlds with her reflection. But is what lies on the other side truly what either wants?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Merging with Traffic by clcountry reviews
Cordelia is sent to guard Harry Potter after she dies. Little does she know that she is just the beginning of an elaborate plan concocted by two meddling PTB's, none other than Allen Francis Doyle and Jenny Calender.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,976 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Objects of Their Desires by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Valentine's Day. Marauder Style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Glammed Up Rock Star by John Locke reviews
Severus Snape makes the stupdest decision of his life. Letting lucius 'fix him up'. Oh how he was wrong in the way Lucius meant it. Stupid alcohol. Features a Glittered, and glammed up Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Destiny by Mynuet reviews
What happens when The One ends up not being The One? What if destiny has a different plan? - PercyHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Percy W., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete