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Author has written 3 stories for Cats, Peanuts, and American Horror Story.

Before you ask if I'm a bitch, Yes, Yes I am, And I'm damn proud of it.

I try to update my stories fairly regularly, but I get overwhelmed with dance and real life, so I can't always manage it. Unfortunately, I also lose my muse for stories sometimes, and I'd rather not update them then update them with something I'm not proud of.


I love critical reviews, but never be afraid to just review because you enjoyed/didn't enjoy something. Every review, fav or follow makes me smile!


State of/About my Current Stories:

Christmas Cheer - America Horror Story - Complete

--"Last thing Violet expected when she woke up Christmas morning was five voice singing out an incredibly off-key version of 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing'." A.K.A. How the 'younger' ghost spend Christmas.

The first and probably only AHS story I've written. Just a little Christmas one-shot published at, like, 11:59 P.M. or something ridiculous. Slight Violate pairing, but otherwise no pairings.

Labels - Peanuts - Complete

--A semi-short one-shot about Violet. 'It doesn't matter how many times they'll try and take her down, she will always get up and be a million times stronger.'

I'm not even exactly sure what this is. It started as a character analysis of Violet, and somehow turned into this.

Say Hello to the Checkerboard Cat - Cats - Complete

A poem I wrote based on Alonzo. Sort-of Dr. Suess-esque


Oh, and reviews, they make me smile, because even if you call my story a piece of crap, you still took the time to read it.

HaVe YoU EvEr NoTiCeD HoW WhEn YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs, ThE LiTtLe ViOcE In YoUr HeAd GoEs Up AnD DoWn LiKe ThIs?

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Of Dorks and Blockheads by Ballz Mahoney reviews
Once again the Peanuts gang is forced to go to summer camp. This year however they are forced to attend the same camp as a group of kids from a certain cul-de-sac. Obviously things don't get off to a good start.
Crossover - Peanuts & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,717 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Charlie Brown, Eds
Electrolyte Mind by piranabo reviews
High school AU The first time Tony Stark talks to Bruce Banner is the same day Bruce Banner first tries to kill himself. Tony Stark doesn't realize he is the reason that Bruce fails. Bruce doesn't realize he repays the favor three years later. Tony/Bruce slash; UPDATE 7/5/15: NEW CHAPTER(s) EVERY MONDAY(ish)!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,033 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Magnetic Rag by RoeBoat reviews
Charlie Brown is finally where he can be successful, living for his work in the city and valuing his anonymity. Upon returning home for his sister's wedding, he finds himself in the middle of a sort of dark, unexpectedly serious tragicomedy that really isn't completely his fault—even if everyone is unintentionally (and maybe strategically?) convincing him otherwise.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Charlie Brown, Lucy V., Schroeder, Sally B.
How Bright the Lights by breizhbit reviews
AU: Alice is at best a mediocre fashion model, but tonight something has made her shine. [A modern-day Alice delves into the rabbit hole of her past with the help of new friends and old while trying to figure out which way is up and precisely what is a right proper Alice size when as far as she knows Just Alice is all she's ever been.]
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,784 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Helen K., Hamish A.
Working at the Bakery by swordinthestone reviews
After the events of Into the Woods. Red has started working at the bakery to help out with her new family. Red/Jack. Could be set in either the play or the movieverse. I do not own Into the Woods.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Little Red, Jack] Baker, Cinderella - Complete
Pendulum by Zphal reviews
Two highschoolers with brilliant minds and troubled lives find they have a lot in common. While Bruce struggles to cope in an abusive family, Tony longs for an intimacy he's never known. As the boys grow closer, can Bruce overcome his hang-ups about being in a relationship? And what role will Tony's heart condition play? (Collabed with ResidentChevy)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 415,571 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Accidental Engagement by ckenn456 reviews
The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to the planet Trion for what he planned to be a sampling of the local fare, but after a night at the bar, turns out to be much more. With the three forced closer than ever, they have to work together to decide whether to fight their circumstances, or make the most of them. Rating for later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/29/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T.
For Want Of Love by HopeIsHere16 reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Gretel, who only desired to love and be loved in return. This is the tale of how the selfishness and cruelty of the world made a witch out of a child.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Witch - Complete
Thoughts from a Church Pew by Dobbysocks5678 reviews
"A large family files down the isle and into the pew to the right of me. I only recognize the man. The Baker. He's only just opened up shop in the village. He and his family moved here from another kingdom. There's a lot of mystery surrounding them, and their situation." Post-Giant. Kind of a character study of the cast and their family. (A little Bakerella sprinkled in as well.)
Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Baker, Cinderella, Jack, Little Red - Complete
Day after day by Writeaboutus reviews
Quinn didn't make a wish. Nothing life altering happened. She had no fairy god mother. So why is it that she keeps waking up to live the same day over and over again? Slightly AU Faberry with side Brittanna.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,824 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] [Santana L., Brittany P.]
Chasing the Moon by LoquitorLatinae reviews
With the recent slaughter of his pack, the Howling Commandos, alpha Wolf Steve Rogers finds a new purpose with the SHIELD organization and the possibility of a new life with his teammates and fellow Shifters Bruce, Natasha, Clint, and of course their human consultant, Tony Stark. AU. Mention of Steve/Bucky, eventual Stony, and hints of Thor/Loki, etc.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 240,744 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shield High Avengers by AlbertaRose reviews
Highschool Football AU. The Avengers are on a mission to win the state Championship! But our favorite heros have a lot of surprises left in their senior year. All the pairings from the movies, with a dash of teenage hormones. - Rewritten!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
Multicolored by Trumpeteer34 reviews
As the Avengers slowly grow closer to each other, they begin to notice some oddities about their resident gamma expert, oddities that he is not even aware of. *Psychological fic*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Terms and Conditions by georges1982-96 reviews
High school AU. Told from six perspectives. Tony is carrying his inhaler again, Natasha's resentment of her parents grows each day, Clint's been acting weird whenever someone mentions his brother, Thor is barely eating, and Bruce is quietly falling apart. Steve can't help but feel like they're hurtling towards the edge of a cliff with nothing to stop them from a freefall. abuse.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,452 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Lux in Tenebris by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,845 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Make Yourselves At Home by VBreadergirl123 reviews
The Avengers are in the hospital a thousand times more than the average person, and have resorted to literally personalizing their own rooms.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Take Her For A Spin by certifiably reviews
He looks like their friend. All the tests declare him to be the man they have come to know and depend upon. They know better. Whoever this man is, he is not Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,332 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Five Gadgets Tony Invented For SHIELD's Convenience (1 he didn't) by kyaticlikestea reviews
When SHIELD forces the Avengers to live together at Stark Tower, in order to make life easier for all those at the newly renamed Avengers Tower, Tony is required to invent like he's never invented before. At first, he thinks he's doing it for an easy life, but as time passes, he begins to question who he's really doing it for, and what point he's really trying to prove.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
They Were by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
"Much less, he had never really expected to be friends with Tony, who were the same person, but in fact not, and if you ever asked him to explain why or how he would pull up his bow and arrow and aim." :: A short drabble about Clint, and Tony, and Clint and Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Needing is One Thing, but Getting's Another by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
"Widow Mode as Clint had lovingly named it right before getting punched in the gut, wasn't a physical alteration: she looked normal, spoke normally mostly (there was that one time when she had spouted Norse and Thor was convinced Loki had possessed her), and Natasha was, on the whole, her normal self. Except for that small detail where she tried to kill anyone, and everyone."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
falling in deep by goodbye wonderland reviews
"you came to see me?" lucy coughed, the bedsheets pooling at her waist. -— schroeder x lucy. /pt. 2
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Schroeder, Lucy V.
BrotherHood by BeautifulyBlue reviews
Joe Lamb is expecting a normal 8th grade year when he becomes entangled with the lives of Charles, an overweight but emotionally broken aspiring film maker and Cary, a pyromaniac with a wound on his wrist and a dark secret.
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Joe L., Charles K.
The Suburbs by welcome to maddieland reviews
Four years after the incident, Alice is beckoned back to Lillian by Mrs. Kaznyck. Joe/Alice
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Alice D., Joe L.
Exit Wounds by superfan92 reviews
After shwarma the team comes back exhausted, Mostly Natasha/Clint but with very discreet Thor/Steve and Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Sing me a song of Death by I Hate Wednesdays reviews
Lilia died in the Murder House in 1928. Bored as a Ghost with no-one her age she lets two twin boys die in the basement. Then tells another to hurry up and die. This house is hers and she doesn't like company that outstays their welcome.OC/Bryan tate/vi
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bryan - Complete
Speechless by Ryomou reviews
Sometimes when we hurt the most, it's easier to just stay silent. Cary/Joe.
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Cary, Joe L. - Complete
Three Things That Never Happened To Prim by Mint Pearl Voice reviews
Three ways that Prim's games never played out. Oneshot, Prim/Rue if you squint really hard, rated for mentions of prostitution.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prim E., Rue
P is for by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
A collection of drabbles with prompts that start with "P". Chapter 99: Pond- Schroeder goes skating. Chapter 100: Photograph- Lucy wonders how she'll remember people. COMPLETE
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Jump by Ryomou reviews
"We might die down there. We might seriously die." Before venturing down into The Alien's cavern, Cary decides to go without any secrets. Cary/Joe
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Cary, Joe L.
Dancing On Thin Ice by meteoritecrater reviews
*Brittany/Santana/Mike* The first Brittany says I love you, she breathes it with eyes widened in awe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Slip, Slappity, Hop, the Rain Drops Plop by draculamomma reviews
A 24 year old Alice is faced with her childhood once again as she is beckoned to go back to Wonderland once more, this time on a journey far more dangerous than the Queen of Hearts. Alice must save the Mad Hatter from himself. Rating has now changed!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,943 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Mother Said Straight Ahead by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
Once upon a time, there was a little girl in the woods. A young woman who wept at her mother's grave. There was a wife unable to tell her husband what she wants. And a mother with a young daughter whom she kept safe from a world of evil.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Many Chores of Evil by Azzandra reviews
There are three things a villain needs, an evil minion foremost.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Diary, oh Diary by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
As if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. // AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Warren P.
These Wide, Wide Woods by Symbolist reviews
He stands – then sits back down. The wind picks up, tugging at her apron strings, pulling her hair across her face. He tells himself it is too soon. She tells herself it is too late.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Merry Christmas to me! by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Hermione is having the most boring Christmas of her life when Ginny comes to save the day...with a bottle of Firewhiskey. HG/GW Femslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Distractions by BeaumontRulz reviews
The older girl watched the nervous look in Ginny’s face dissipate, only to turn into one of curiosity and excitement. The smile had faded to only hint at her lips, and her eyes were fixed down on Hermione’s smooth, creamy pale skin...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Image Of You by angelic1hp reviews
The engagement party of Ron and Hermione is one that Ginny really didn't want to attend. Ginny's tried to lose herself in alcohol, sex and a relationship with a man she could never love until the one she wanted comes back into her life. Femmeslash HGGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Another Weasley by Jellicle-in-the-box reviews
"Another Weasley?" The hat said those inevitable words. Percy let out a breath he didn't even know he held. He knew what was coming next: "I know just what to do with you." But instead, the hat's next words caused a shiver to run up Percy's spine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Percy W., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Cast Part 1 by Fyrie reviews
There's a new cast in the London Production of CATS...this is only the beginning. (Chapter 19 added - 23-09-02)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2002 - Published: 9/18/2001
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Christmas Cheer reviews
"Last thing Violet expected when she woke up Christmas morning was five voice singing out an incredibly off-key version of 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing'." A.K.A. How the 'younger' ghost spend Christmas.
American Horror Story - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Violet H. - Complete
Labels reviews
A semi-short one-shot about Violet. Warnings for swearing and mild content. 'It doesn't matter how many times they'll try and take her down, she will always get up and be a million times stronger.'
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Violet G. - Complete
Say Hello To The Checkerboard Cat reviews
A little poem I wrote upon Whim.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alonzo - Complete
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