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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm 23 and I discovered my love of escaping into good Twilight fanfiction almost 5 years ago. I adore still have a special place in my heart for Twilight and Robert Pattinson.

I love me some HEAs. I am a total wuss when it comes to angst so I tend to steer clear of angst/hurt/comfort/romance stories unless a summary really draws me in.


Ok, that's enough about me, back to business...

"Rock and Roll All Night" is my first and only story for the time being. I got the idea for the story from this absolutely delicious picture of Rob Pattinson:

What I had in mind for Bella's shoes in Ch 1:

Bella's shirt (Ch 1) before alteration:

Bella's skirt in Ch 1:

Matchbox 20's "Disease" in Ch 4. I love this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK5OyqATaR4

My sick sense of humor in Ch 8:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb-q1XPNr7M

Again with my twisted nostalgia in Ch 12:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQyJr1o44E

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Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia PULLED AND PUBLISHED, available on Amazon and Create a Space under penname Rose Von Barnsley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 6588 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aim Straight For The Heart by GeekChic12 reviews
"Jesus," Edward muttered. "Is it so hard to believe I'd want to go on a date with Swan?" A spur-of-the-moment bet will put Bella in a compromising position with the boy next door. They've been best friends since forever, so having his hand down her pants won't change anything... Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,147 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/8/2016
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10673 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chain Reaction by araeo reviews
A chance encounter with a stranger on the ferry is the spark that sets off a chain of events. By the time Bella realizes what's happening, is it too late to change her mind? What happens when fate grabs you and won't let go? AU/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,136 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,116 - Reviews: 9169 - Favs: 7,106 - Follows: 7,666 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Takes a Holiday by planetblue reviews
The girl's not going to know what hit her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,616 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bus Stop by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's Bella's birthday. A badly fitted skirt, a cocky passenger and some unwanted help make this a bus ride, and a day she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 5334 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 302,915 - Reviews: 14089 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
A Sprinkling of Sugar by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen is a busy executive, who lives for only one thing—his company. His gruff attitude and rigid ways are what make him a success. There is no room for fun or distractions. An unwanted trip close to the holidays, brings 3 huge distractions into his life—a chatty teenager, a tiny, lisping angel, and most importantly—one small, determined woman. How will he handle them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,668 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Complete
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,931 - Reviews: 4964 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6770 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8795 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9578 - Favs: 9,320 - Follows: 6,427 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bull Rider by Edward's Eternal reviews
Bella's an exemplary student who enjoys her part-time job at the University, helping with event days; except when she has to deal with one particular sponsor. Edward Cullen runs the most popular country bar in the area. Handsome, charming and cocky, he only has eyes for one member of the student body. Can he ever make her see beneath his façade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,911 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13440 - Favs: 7,832 - Follows: 4,786 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 6,670 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Crash Zone by JiffyKate reviews
By definition, the crash zone is a buffer zone outside the perimeter of the track. It's purpose is to ensure the safety of the fans from skaters falling out of bounds. Is it enough to keep hearts from being broken? This is a story about what happens when accounting nerds and derby chicks collide. AH, Geekward/Nerdward, Derbyella/Skaterella. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slippery Slope by bornonhalloween reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,329 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Penalty Shot by Edward's Eternal reviews
Recently divorced, Bella struggles to find a new life for her and her son Jake. Enter Edward and his son, Emmett. Used to being alone, finding Bella is an unexpected surprise for Edward. Blending their lives together sometimes requires an extra shot on goal to even things up. A simple, heartwarming story of two single parents finding love again, healing and building a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,019 - Reviews: 8773 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Dust Settles by She is Divine reviews
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty As Sin by bornonhalloween reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should Go by nikkipattinson reviews
I was happy. I thought that she was too. I guess that's why the cheating completely blindsided me. I would never have done it and I had just assumed that she felt the same. I thought that she loved me as much as I loved her. I was wrong. This is an E/B fic. Be patient!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4710 - Favs: 4,999 - Follows: 4,147 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty and Single by twinerdforlife reviews
"There's nothing wrong with being thirty and single." But, her family feels differently. Not wanting to be considered the "cat lady" of her small hometown, Bella looks for her soul mate in a very nontraditional way. Drabble fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 5,011 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13497 - Favs: 4,836 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19550 - Favs: 9,272 - Follows: 6,743 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Master's Kilt by ladyeire3 reviews
One stumble on the ancient cobblestones of Edinburgh will change Bella's life forever. A drabble prompted by some amazing women...and it all started with the love of a man in a kilt. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15087 - Favs: 10,321 - Follows: 5,544 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas by smmiskimen reviews
Winner of the TwiGirlsNextDoor 12 Days of Christmas Challenge, People's Choice. Spanning the 12 days leading to Christmas, each chapter was inspired by two prompts. Hope you enjoy the repost!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backstage Pass by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When rock star Edward Cullen's favorite cookies aren't backstage after his set, he'll do anything to get his hands on them, including his assistant's roommate. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama (This story has some fictional exaggerated stereotypes)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,628 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Mates by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 228 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15523 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sabbatical by cosmogirl7481 reviews
There are worse things than being angry, right? A boy meets girl story with an open mind, a quiet heart and lots of flexibility. Or none of that at all. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her more than Rob. Rated M because...well, you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 518 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Terms and Conditions Apply by TheSaintsMistress reviews
There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4446 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Cowardly Lion by laughablelamb reviews
Edward Cullen is beyond shy, Bella Swan has similar issues, and Alice, given an opportunity she never thought possible, has a plan that she hopes will help them both understand the value of a little human interaction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 336,167 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says You Can't Have It All by phoenix fan1 reviews
Edward can't stand that Bella has to sacrifice so much to marry him and become a vampire. He is determined to find a way to give her everything she never knew she always wanted. AU/OOC/canon pairings. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7580 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,972 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7226 - Favs: 7,122 - Follows: 5,061 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10762 - Favs: 12,132 - Follows: 12,704 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella the Babysitter by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Edward never thought he'd be the sole caregiver to his godson Lucas until disaster struck leaving the baby orphaned. Bella's irresponsible and perpetually unemployed until her friend introduces the two. Will it be a success or disaster? NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,337 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12760 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Fork in the Road by jane-with-a-y reviews
Bella wakes up the day after her fateful birthday party to find Alice perched on her bed. Ever wonder if things might have turned out differently if Alice and Rosalie had interfered? Guided by Bella's inner strength and determination, Edward must face both his human past and his vampiric future. Where will his decisions take their relationship? New Moon with a twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 175,534 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13831 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Facebook Reunion by EternallyCullen reviews
28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past... BxE, AH. M. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,621 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 5,985 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Pressing My Luck by Shahula reviews
Bella faces fierce competition to be crowned Ink God. Her biggest rival is the man who taught her everything about ink, not to mention love. With a lot of talent and a little luck, Bella knows she can win it all, including Edward's heart. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 274 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Is My Luck by ImHereToReview reviews
Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings. Fluffy. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4812 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Found Me by Kristylized reviews
Edward Masen is nomadic vampire travelling with James and Victoria. While rampaging on the outskirts of Forks, he stumbles upon a brown-eyed girl reading in a meadow. It isn't long before he realizes there's more to being a vampire than he ever thought possible. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 290,816 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12941 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 6,284 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3178 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,079 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate Covered Kisses by kitkat681 reviews
You know what I want? For just one second...one tiny, little second, I want to experience mind blowing loving." Will Bella get what she wants or will she find she needs more than just his chocolate covered kisses? 100 word chapters. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate Cookies & Crooked Smiles by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella lusts after one of her customers. Will she ever have him taste more than her cookies? AH; BxE. 100 word drabble. Drabble War Prompt: Chocolate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Friends by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's brother Emmett has lots of friends, only one though that Bella sees as more than just a family friend. Bella/Edward OOC. M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,822 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Please Pass the Peas by theonlykyla reviews
Could an old love be rekindled over frozen peas? It can if an old childhood friend is holding them. Silly little love story about old friends reconnecting and falling in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 92,924 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Our First Thanksgiving by dontrun reviews
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7229 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holiday in Aspen by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Ughh, two weeks with Cullen, Angela, I'm going to die." Bella and Edward aren't exactly friends, but will the holidays bring them together? AH; BxE; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mating Connection by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,989 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nirvana by Dinx reviews
Their story begins with lessons of love; many sexy positions of the Kama Sutra. But what happens when the teacher becomes the student? A drabble fic. 100 chapters of 100 words each. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,959 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5512 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 5,273 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 4,570 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Coming Home for New Years by M.S.Carol reviews
Bella is having an awful time trying to get home for New Years. However, all that is about to change as she garners attention from a fellow passenger who is about to change the course of her plans in more ways than one. A completed two-shot, for the holidays.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: The June Cleaver Experience by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
"We are sending you in under cover." I balked at him and he smiled. "Oh you won't be alone honey, you Mrs. Cullen, will be going in as the wife of a mister Edward Masen." AH, OOC, lemons. Frequent Updates, Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can Leave Your Hat On by mandy52799 reviews
Bella has always hated her Christmas Birthday, but this year Santa brings her a special treat. This is Unbetad, and there are mistakes. I wrote and posted it all in the last 15 minutes before midnight. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Imaginary Friend by NoWayWithWords reviews
Bella meets Edward while she is a child, and Edward becomes her best friend. When Bella’s life is in danger, Edward is forced to leave to prevent her death. Edward returns later, but Bella has forgotten him. What the mind forgets, the heart remembers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 787 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ride of Your Life by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,412 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash Into Me by eibbil reviews
Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,710 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worthy of Trust and Confidence by jadedandboring reviews
When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sub Search by TeamAllTwilight reviews
Bella is Domme who is in search of the right sub. Go through the interview with her, and see how her test weekend with her potential new submissive works out. Is he the right one? Will they find more than the lifestyle in each other? AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,905 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3991 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parent Teacher Meetings by raichy reviews
Bella is Alice's adoptive mother. Edward is her science teacher. What happens when Edward notices something strange about Alices doodling and calls bella into a meeting to discuss it. Rated for future chapters and language. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming on Easy by risbeencoldplaywhore reviews
Three best friends head to the North Carolina coast to enjoy their final summer together. They get more than they bargained for from some unexpected visitors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,710 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9516 - Favs: 8,676 - Follows: 5,797 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Awakenings by Totteacher reviews
Edward is drawn to Bella in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. He is in love with her from the first moment he sees her, wanting her for his own. He chooses to woo her, hiding what he really is to be the man she deserves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 211,574 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6659 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9872 - Favs: 7,150 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Confessions of a Love Sick Geek by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his best friend Bella for years. When Bella and her boyfriend break up, Edward devises a plan to make her see him as more than a friend. Can Bella see beyond the Geek?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,098 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lone Star by tanglingshadows reviews
Isabella Swan was uprooted from her home in Florida to a new life in the Wild West. She thinks that Texas has nothing to offer her. Well, that's until she meets a handsome Texas Ranger. Age of Edward 2010 entry. Texas Rangerward, 1873
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Inamorata by TheRainGirl reviews
Watching from afar... Silly, sarcastic, sexy. Edward loves to watch. Bella loves to show. Horny hilarity ensues. AH/AU Cannon Pairings. Rated M for language, content, and well duh... lemons. Peeperward & Stripperella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,910 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6199 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Matter Over Mind by savannavansmutsmut reviews
All BPOV. Bella returns Dr. Carlisle Cullen's phone and finds out what the good doctor is hiding. Bella is drawn to his challenged family, and they to her. They don't suffer from insanity - they enjoy every moment!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,592 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by Risbeen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,406 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9323 - Favs: 9,350 - Follows: 5,092 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6896 - Favs: 10,374 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark alleys and other love stories by Incognito Burrito reviews
Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,787 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9540 - Favs: 6,937 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by Nolebucgrl reviews
Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Their Future by kikikinz reviews
Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,516 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6620 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6231 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5097 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 6,503 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 6,210 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9619 - Favs: 8,477 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5384 - Favs: 7,087 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Weekend by 22blue reviews
Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forthright by Duessa reviews
Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,554 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Love In by KekahJ reviews
Edward and his parents move to Forks from Chicago. Bella is the elusive girl in Edward's biology class that he can't seem to get close to. She's beautiful, but there's something about her that he can't put his finger on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 113,107 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4665 - Favs: 5,316 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 5,522 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 286 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Problem Below by BTWriter reviews
AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with Venis envy for the AwkWard contest. M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11457 - Favs: 11,625 - Follows: 5,948 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempest in the Key of E by shalu reviews
O/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 5,419 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Born to Be a Vampire by Just4ALE reviews
4th story in the 'American Vampire Series.' Awesome Bella & Dr. Seussward are married now. Smooth sailing, right? Maybe… maybe not. AU/Vampires. My vamps are slightly different from SM's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,754 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6460 - Favs: 9,240 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8738 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Impressions, Second Chances by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Edward, Bella, Jasper & Alice all go out for a night on the town but will Bella be able to convince Edward she's not the girl she seems to be? *M for language, lemony reference with promises of lemons in the future* OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Memory in Blood by araeo reviews
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon a One Night Stand by come back running xx reviews
Bella's had a series of bad boyfriends & tired of it. She has a one night stand with Edward CEO of a large company, and secretly a mafia boss. Next day Bella leaves and Edward's distraught. He turns obsessive and will stop at nothing to have her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shot Heard 'Round the World by Isannah reviews
British soldier Edward Cullen is sent to Boston in 1774 to help put down the growing insurrection in the American Colonies. What happens when he meets Bella Swan, a colonist whose Patriot family owns a tavern? Entry for Age of Edward Contest.M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cold Showers by pettydetails reviews
Bella is a virgin, everyone else isn't. Edward isn't a virgin but he's not completely obsessed with sex either. When they both meet sparks fly instantly sending both on a journey of sexual proportions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Those Eyes by theotherbella reviews
Edward Cullen's a lost boy until he meets a girl with a particular pair of brown eyes. Will she be able to save him? Or will he end up saving her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,307 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Want to Marry Edward Cullen! by remy7marie reviews
AU/AH Bella is tricked onto a new reality TV show featuring movie star Edward Cullen. How much more embarrassing or awkward could this possibly be? Rating just increased to M in Chapter 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 8,665 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,757 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Take One for the Team by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward's starting his first season on Fork's varsity football team. His friends all think he needs to relax, but will his best friend Bella be willing to help? Follow along as Edward and Bella find their way through life and love. AH, AU, Lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,074 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Stuffing Bras to Stuffing Underwear by Kapootya reviews
The girls enter an all boys school, for the sake of an article but will they find more than what they were prepared for? Cannon couples, Human, AU, some OOC, future lemons. -no "real" boyxboy, some girlxgirl- All PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,276 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
Love on one line by hoot13 reviews
It's not his fault that he's flirty. But it's not her fault that she's learning to respond.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,597 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Static by AnaG reviews
Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19626 - Favs: 12,601 - Follows: 5,746 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Deliver Us from Temptation by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Entry for Forbidden Love Affair, A Contest of Hidden Desires. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are the champions of celibacy in their exceedingly conservative, religious school chastity club.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teaching Me Teaching You by courthale reviews
Bella Swan just got a job at Forks high school. She moved back a few months earlier and found the man of her dreams. But she doesn't know him like she thought. And will find him in the last place she expected. first fanfic give it a chance LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6430 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 9,491 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
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Rock and Roll All Night reviews
Alice and Rosalie play a game of punk rock “Bella Barbie” before dragging her to a club to watch Jas and Em's band play at an open mic night. Conveniently, Emmett and Jasper’s band has a new lead singer, and guess who it is… cannon pairs,all human,lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,722 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Man vs Isle reviews
This is my entry for the SMC contest. Edward Grylls and his camera woman, Bella must survive the jungle of Isle Esme. Things get steamy for these two in the rain forest. Exotic, survival one-shot. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete