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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play

by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from
your heart.

-Unknown Author

I am team Bellward/Percabeth/Delena :D

Bella's outfit in Chapter 7:

Feed back to all reviews to Edward's Return and What It Brings:

Thank you all for reviewing. I know you're sad its the end but you can find a lot of stories like this that are way better than mine. Also, I'm planning on writing a story about The Vampire Diaries or Percy Jackson :D

Thanks for all the great advice, support, and reviews. It really means a lot to me.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

(I love Twilight, but I have to agree with this one, Percy Jackson OWNS!)

I am obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians!

I think Percabeth is better than Romeo and Juliet!

I think that Edward and Bella are tied with Percy and Annabeth!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AnnabethIsTheBest

xXxPercy'sWiseGirlxXx

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

List the 12 Olypian Gods in your order of favoritism:
1. Poseidon
2. Athena
3. Zeus
4. Aphrodite
5. Apollo
6. Artemis
7. Demeter
8. Hera
9. Hermes
10. Hephaestus
11. Dionysus
12. Ares

List your 5 favorite Campers (favoritism again):
1. Percy
2. Annabeth
3. Thalia
4. Nico
5. Clarisse

~If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
~You cried when you finished TLO (I became teary eyed)

~You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
~You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (DOWN WITH PRACHEL - UP WITH PERCABETH!)
~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (hehe maybe)
~You're in love with a fictional character (Me: PERCY JACKSON! Annabeth: "Oh no you dont! stay away from my man girl!" -Annabeth tackles me- Percy: ...)
~You've been caught for reading in class for multible times
~You and your BFFcall yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
~You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (I am going to create riptide for holloween if that counts?)
~You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
~If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff, copy and paste this to your profile (make sure she's dead first!)
~If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
~If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
~If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile
~If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

PERCABETH FOREVER!!
~If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth, copy & paste this to your profile.
~IF YOU HATE PRACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I actually did this! but we only studied it for like a week:(. )

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (I’ve got the last olympian in my backpack right now, and titans curse in my locker.)

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
~Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
~Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
~Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
~Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
~Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any expierience)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
The Last Olympian! It was amazing! Not only did everything turn out alright but Annabeth and Percy finally got together!

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
My favorites are Poseidon and Athena. Poseidon because he's just awesome and I love the sea and Athena just because I always did like her, but she dosen't like Percabeth :( My least favorite would have to be Hera, because she didn't like Annabeth.

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Annabeth and Percy are my favorites and Rachel is my least favorite. Because like I hate Prachel and well, I just don't like her.

This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth!! Percy+Annabeth=LOVE!!

Annabeth or Rachel?
Annabeth. I hate Rachel!

Thalia or Luke?
Thalia!! Lukes OK

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide because its Percy's

Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
I have to say The Last Olympian. It was the last in the series, it really closes it. Plus, there's more PERCABETH!

Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Annabeth is my favorite. My least favorite... Luke, only when he is evil. And I wanna push R.E.D (Rachel) Off a cliff to TARTARUS!!! Mwahahahaha!!!

This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth of course!

Annabeth or Rachel?
Annabeth definitely. Rachel should die for trying to get between Percabeth. (Obsession of mine. Call me a geek if u will)

Thalia or Luke?
THALIA ALL THE WAY

Riptide or Backbiter?
RIPTIDE IS AWESOME

Wisdom or the Sea?
Both!

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
TRUE

Prachel?
NEVER!! I wanna push RED off (again) to the cliff to Tartarus.

I have read all of the books in less than 2 hours.

True

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
True

I have written fanfiction for this series.
True

Is there any such thing as Percy and Rachel fluff?

Percy Rachel, well i am Percabeth all the way, so I would probably push her off of a cliff. (I mention this often.)

Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

98 of deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2 that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.

If you want to push rachel elizabeth dare of a cliff copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

How would you feel if Annabeth dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Annabeth? I would probably laugh and then say casually, "Luv ya too!"

Quotes From The Lightning Thief Movie, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile If You Loved The Movie:

Get up and fight...hero. ~ Annabeth

I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just don't know if they're positive or negative yet. ~ Annabeth

Well, let me know when you figure it out. ~ Percy

You'll be the first. ~ Annabeth

She will squash you like a bug. ~ Grover

I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. ~ Annabeth

Well I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. ~ Percy

That was some nice demigod driving, girl. ~ Grover

I USED TO DATE YOUR DADDY! ~ Medusa

Promise me one thing, though; if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass. ~ Luke

I can't pee with her staring at me! ~ Grover

I'm going crazy! Ohhh, I'm going crazy! I need medicine. ~ Percy

Come on, man. That's my mother right there. Have some respect. ~ Percy

Ooh, double team. ~ Grover

Chiron, you still got that wheelchair? He'll need it. ~ Luke

Shouldn't we stop her? She's killing him. ~ Grover

Are you kidding? This is the best part. ~ Chiron

Now's not a good time, Perce. We're heading to the chapel! ~ Grover

Oh, how romantic. ~ Annabeth

LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! ~ Percy

Woah, you're really going to kill the guy who saved the world? ~ Grover

You're half-donkey? ~ Percy

This is a pen! ~ Percy

Click it. ~ Grover

Woah! ~ Percy

IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Ponder on this...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..."

If it wasn't for God, our week would be Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.

So believe in GOD!! He made everything possible.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,

"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

This is to all the people who:
Are in love with the Twilight series
Who are deadly in love with vampires
...no joke
Who are conviced that vampires are real and aren't ashamed of it
...Don't worry, you're not alone

✿You say Harry Potter,
✿I say Vampire Diaries!
✿You say Zac Efron,
✿I say Damon Salvatore,
✿You say Werewolves,
✿I say Vampires!
✿You say Pink,
✿I say Black!
✿You say Vampire Diaries sucks,
✿I say i hate you!

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Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think that Damon and Elena were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. Hi.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. YEHHHH!

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. YEHHH!

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. MHM!

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. YEHH

10. You were too busy to notice number five was missing. YESS! LOL

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. YES! LOL

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. ABSOLUTELY LOL

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. I DID:)

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...

You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward..

When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?"

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

"You'll never find another like me. You know why?? No girl is stupid enough to love you like i do.

"And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?"
"That's right."
"You're incredible."
-Edward and Bella, Twilight

"I prefer brunettes." -Edward, Eclipse

When you hurt, i hurt. when you cry, i cry. when you fight, i fight. when you jump off a bridge, i get a paddle and save your retarded ass.

DO THIS!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- PERSONAL SURVEY

Name: Elaine Michelle

Birthday:April 29th

Birthplace: not tellin

Current Location: home

Eye Color:Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height:5'1"

Right or Left Handed:right

Heritage: IDK

Shoes You Wore Today: Converse

Weakness: rollercoasters

Fears: Snakes, spiders

Perfect Pizza:extra cheese

Bed Time: When Ever I Feels Like It

Most Missed Memory: my friends

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King

Single or Group Dates: single

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way, baby!

Cappuccino or Coffee: neither

Do You Smoke: no

Do you sing: Yes, but only when forced to or in the shower

Do You Wish to go to College: Duh.

Do You Want to Get Married: YES!

Do you believe in Yourself: Definitely!

Do you get Motion Sickness: No

Do You Think You Are Attractive: Hell, no

Are You A Health Freak: Not Really

Do You Get Along With Your Parents: NO! WHO does

Do You Play An Instrument: Yes, Clarinet/Flute

In The Past Month Have You Gone To A Mall: no

In the Past Month Have You Been On Stage: if you count the school awards, YES!

How Do You Want To Die: of old age

What Do You Want to Do With Your Life: something with movies, music, or archaeology

What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: Italy

In A Boy...

bear in mind.. personality is more important than anything, but if I'm being shallow...

Favorite Eye Color: Green

Favorite Hair Type And Color: Messy Black Hair

Short or Long Hair: Short, but long enough to mess up :D

Favorable Height: Around 5'11, but I probably couldn't reach him if he was that tall. ha! I could always pull an Alice, though.

Weight: average

Personality: Funny, Smart, Loving, Caring, Generous, Brave, and completely and utterly insane!

Back To Me...

Number of Things In My Past I Regret: Nothing. I don't believe in Regrets

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

A week

Who introduced you to the books

My brother

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

borrowed at first, then got them for my birthday

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well, I've seen the movie and own the book, so Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

The Cullens killing the Volturi

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Damon Salvatore

Who's your favorite vampire?

Damon Salvatore

Who is your favorite werewolf?

I like Leah & Seth for some reason...?

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"You're quite adorable when you're jealous. It's surprisingly enjoyable." -Edward Cullen (Eclipse)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob imprinted on Renesmee, and Bella tried to kill him.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice goes all Bella Barbie on Bella.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Bella went to save Edward from the Volturi.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

i dont know. its a tie between The Twilight Saga and The Vampire Diaries

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun!

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun!

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

I prefer the book

Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.

The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse.

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon!

Damon! Damon!

Damon! Damon! Damon!

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

if you are like katherine and like both stefan and damon and are confused who you like more hurry up and choose so we can either hate or love you.

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you saw damons abs and wanted to go into the tv and just lick them ... try and then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Damon salvatore is sexy copy and paste this to your profile

If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis

If you have punched somebody because they said damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever scared someone by saying got any blood to drink or the steak needs to be more bloody copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absoulutley positivley in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post thus to your profile

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever screameed because you saw damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen Damon Salvatore shirtless Copy and paste this to your profile

If you agree with Damon that Anee rice was better Copy and paste this to your profile

If all you do all day is think of Damon salvatore copy and paste this to your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

JNTDD is Jacob Needs to Die Disorder

SVAGD Sparkly Vampires Are Gay Disorder
DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile. this is so funny omd i have multiple personality disorder meet : Katherine,Katie,Kat,Katerina,Katrina, (Im Katherine right now) say hi im kidding or am i?

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile


Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Americans: THATS NOT FUNNY! We're suing! (this is just so true.)

Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

ever notice that in star wars when darth vader tells luke he is his father, he cuts off lukes hand? i think that is pretty cool, then he gets a new hand! i so wanted to cut my hand off after watching it!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!:

This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.

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If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile( i should pry take this one of, i died last week)

~if you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Smile- its the end of the world(:

I'm going to smile...and make you think I'm happy...I'm going to laugh...so you don't see me cry...and even if it kills...I'm going to smile.

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.

There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.

You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel.

Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?

A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."

If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care.

Smile it makes them think your happy

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

1.Damon

2.Katherine

3.Elena

4.Stefan

5.Anna

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
If you're part of the 2 that stayed with rock & techno, put this in your profile

98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

From elmental dragon sword


"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every damn minute of it." --Unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I love my computer, because my friends live in it.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

You are the piss to my pants.

Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side..

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.

It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil.


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this.

If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get annoyed by people who constantly say 'like', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! (That rite there isGENIOUS! Now I have a new way to play RPS! Schweet!)

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney.

Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.

Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.(I love this one!)

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile.

If you act nice but are secretly planning world domination in the form of evil peanut eating rabbits copy this into your profile.


It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figgur out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw it right back at life and tell it to make it's own damn lemonade!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- CHEESEBURGER!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!


Top 72 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

72. Say 'I wonder what all these do?' Then push all the red buttons.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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The only thing I can think to say is... I am so into Naruto, and other Anime/Magna that it's not even funny so... "be prepaired!" (LoL love Disney movies)

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (Uh, I think I do that HALF the time I talk XD)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

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If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO
You say RAP I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

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NAILS IN THE FENCE

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his tem- per at all.

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You

have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.'

It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you! If it comes back to you, you will then know you have a circle of friends.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!

Please forgive me if I have ever left a 'hole' in your fence.

You know you're obsessed with PJO when...

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- I like being smart and I really don't want a wisdom goddess as my enemy.
-Hades- Duh
-Zeus- I DONT want to be struck by lightning, thank you.
-Annabeth- Adore her! She's awesome!

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You cried when you finished TLO

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue..

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)

You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

DAMON: Nostalgia is a bitch.

BONNIE: I've been practicing.

DAMON: It ain't piano lessons, honey.

Damon [to Alaric: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

John: "Hey, partner!"
Damon: "What do you want?"
John: "You haven't returned any of my calls."
Damon: "Most people would take that as a hint."
John: "I'll tell the entire council what you are."
Damon: "Go for it! I'll kill every last one of them. Then I'll sever your hand, pull your ring off, and I'll kill you, too. Don't you get that?"

Damon: You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did you think was gonna happen?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Damon: The only one I can count on is... me.

Damon: I really like this whole menage a, threesome, team thing. It has a bit of a kick to it. Don't screw it up.

Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Bonnie: If you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase!

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

Damon: I'm getting really bored and really impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here ... is that I can walk away.

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only permitting me to live here ... hell, that you're permitting me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Damon [on Stefan's journal: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Damon: Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

Damon: You have no idea what game I'm about to play.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon: You brood too much, everything on this planet's not you're fault... My actions, what I do its not you're fault. I own them. They belong to me. You are not allow to feel my guilt.

Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon: Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal?
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Damon: Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

I can't help it, I'm obsessed with Damon Salvatore!!

STEFAN CAN GO FUCK A BUNNY!!!

DAMON/ELENA FOREVER!!!

is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime

Congratulations!! If you're reading this you finally made it to the end of my ridiculously long profile!! You get a cookie!!

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The Love Judge by U.O. Zyzpm reviews
Poseidon & Athena enter the throne room for the Spring council to find court is in session with Aphrodite, Zeus, and Chiron as judges to decide whether the accounts of all Percy's friends, allies, and even foes are right about Percabeth. Has flashbacks. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Poseidon, Athena
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bella Salvatore by vampire luverxoxo reviews
edward left. Bella never got the chance to tell him that she's really a salvatore and that she and her brothers are orginal vampires. what happens when the cullens turn up at maystic falls what will her brothers do? keep the peace or hurt the people who?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella
A God? Me? by lives4love reviews
An Alternate Ending and Epilogue to TLO, When Percy and Annabeth confront the gods after the battle. But wait… three gods all have different plans for them? What will they decide to do with the two demigods?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,460 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Secrets by Xx.Liv reviews
After the Cullen's left, Bella's life changed. Years later, Bella's headed back to Forks with a new family and a burning hate towards the Cullen's. Meeting them by chance, again, and learning of the newest addition just might result in destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,469 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mine by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Is a collection of song-fic's using every single one of Taylor Swift's songs from her Speak Now Album. Mostly Percabeth. Ideas Accepted!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I'm waiting for by FrancieskaMarion reviews
Annabeths life after Percy tragicly dies in battle. Read and Reveiw!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,658 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Annabeth Chase AKA Taylor Swift by AsterousBabs reviews
Percy and Rachel are dating,Anabeth's alter-ego is Taylor Swift, the underwater kiss never happened, they are 17, story isn't realistic, and characters are changed a bit to fit the story. PERCABETH! Very AU and OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Their Reaction by That70sshowlova reviews
How did the Gods react when they saw Percy & Annabeth on live Hephaestus camera cam?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
The Way I Loved You by Ary911 reviews
She never thought she would see him again... not after what she said to him that day. but here he was. in the flesh. major PERCABETH-ness! rated T just to be safe. based on the song by taylor swift. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Crazy? No We're Just Crazy in Love by golden perfection reviews
What if Percy and Annabeth started a family? What if Percy and Annabeth got married? That's the question...what if? I do not own PJO...I wish I did...but no. That's Rick Riordan. Major Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,594 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Everything by Vanished Snowflake reviews
A series of one-shots about the PJO characters, mostly pairings. Angst, hurt, heartbreak, betrayal, losing everything...but do flickers of hope and love still shine their small light through the depressing parts of their lives?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Getting Back To Normal by DarkAngel94524 reviews
Takes place about a year after TLO. Follows Percy & Annabeth throughout adventures and their life together. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Finding Percy by GunnN reviews
This Fanfic takes place after TLH, The Greeks Sail to the Roman camp to retrieve Percy and help him get his Memory back. The Greeks and Romans Must work together to defeat Gia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Salvatore Sister by Emily601 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon she was devastated. But what Edward didn't know was that Bella was harboring a secret of her own. She never told him that she was a vampire too and that she was the little sister to Stefan and Damon Salvatore.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Damon
I Need You by AnnabethChaseRox13 reviews
She looked content, almost happy. She stared off into the sunset like it brought back the best memories. How Annabeth feels after Percy's disappearance. Lost Hero Spoilers. Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Summer to Remember by iamwallflowerxx reviews
Awesomeness. Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rudolph Remix by Dreamin'OfABlondeFang reviews
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer remixed to PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
The Invisible Kiss by fiction nerd 44 reviews
why does Annabeth never really use her hat unless it's in combat? well maybe she does...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I wish I do I'm Sorry by jan.rover reviews
EDITED! Percy and the Roman demigods finally docked in the Long Island Sound. Everyone's excited,but Annabeth cowers to the back of the crowd. Who would've thought, he still didn't have his memories...Percabeth story. Its kinda fluffy. Please review! XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
50 ways to annoy a god, goddess, and their kids by nameless imperfections reviews
WARNING, DEATH, OR SOMETHING FAR WORSE MAY OCCUR IF ACTIONS ARE COPIED. Do not mirror. You have been warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Do You Remember? by Coqui's Song reviews
Annabeth finally gets to the Roman Camp. She finds Percy. But he doesn't remember her. How will she react? One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
my lost hero by past decembers reviews
I never thought I would lose you. / post-tlh; annabeth's pov; oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Leo Loves Stargirl by Shadows from the Past reviews
Takes place during the first book after Susan goes back to being Stargirl. A story of what I think should have happened instead near the end of the book and other short stories of them. I suck at summaries. Please read and submit some ideas.
Stargirl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009
Remembering Annabeth by goingmywaydoll reviews
MAJOR LOST HERO SPOILERS. What happens when you have one boy who has no memories, one real girlfriend and one girl who thinks she is his girlfriend? A confused and hurt daughter of Athena and a bit of adventure. Story is better than summary. No flames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I'd Lie Percabeth remake by AnnabethChaseRox13 reviews
This is Taylor Swift's song, I'd Lie, made to fit into percabeth. Basically i changed a few words in her song, but now it sounds like Annabeth would be singing it about Percy. Enjoy. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My own War by ohnoDK reviews
Percy and Annabeth finally admit their feelings for each other but things aren't what they wanted. Annabeth's mother, the Goddess Athena finds out and is enraged. She declares a war between herself and Percy and his dad, the God Poseidon. Who will win?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Mine by Olympian876 reviews
Based off Taylor Swift's Mine, Annabeth's doubted her love with Percy. But will Percy bring it back? Prequel to 'I Love You'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Worth It by thisisit reviews
Spoilers or TLH - She is angry now. Seething inside, she wants to shout the memories that he has no right to forget . Annabeth finally sees him, after six long months of worrying. Percabeth/oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
How We Feel by fictionlover94 reviews
Drabble, Athena and Posiden ponder over Percy and Annabeth getting married. First in this Section!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Hush by fyd818 reviews
Post-TLO. A conversation in Percy's kitchen, late at night. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Different Sort of Battlefield by AllPunsIntended reviews
Percy and Annabeth. Best friends, or more? They've fought for their lives on several occasions, and now they're fighting again. But this time, they aren't on the same side.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
That Night, in the Lake by EverafterDemigodGallagherCahil reviews
My take on what happend between Percy and Annabeth when they finally admit their feelings for eachother. What Rick didn't write. FLUFFY! He never really elaborated on what happened thoes last few weeks of camp after the war ended.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percabeth Annabeth's POV by percabethfan101 reviews
I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, credit to Rick Riordan! Details about the 3 kisses Percy and Annabeth share in Annabeth's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Gods Must Hate Me by Horseybella1197 reviews
Percy Jackson has faced Krono's, and save the world. He has taken on the most challenging quests ever, but can he handle; being a parent? Things for Percy Jackson has never been harder. Full Summary inside the story. Percabeth, Chrisse & Junover :p
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy and Annabeth Drabbles by softballchick21 reviews
A set of drabbles on Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Our song by JayJay-Lynn reviews
A one shot based on Taylor Swift's song. percabeth...i do not own pjo or the song 'Our song' all rights reserved for Rick and taylor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
School With Percy by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
Finally, in junior year of high school out in the real world, Percy and Annabeth are in the same school and have the same classes! Percabeth. Annabeth POV. T cuz I feel like it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
All Of You, Forever by writingluverr82 reviews
'Annabeth nestled her head in my neck. My whole body ached-from my head to my toes. I just wanted to go to bed next to this wonderful, goddess like girl next to me.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Something to Remember by PoseidonsLittleGirl reviews
Percy and Annabeth have a little chat before leaving Camp Half-Blood. This is right after the Last Olymian. One-shot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feeling by FunnelCakes reviews
Set during TLO, Chapter 8. This is what could have happened to Annabeth at camp when Percy took "The Worst Bath Ever" in the River Styx. Maybe some Percabeth. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Di Immortales! by Klbooks reviews
When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
The Epilogue by Leo Marie Octavian reviews
One year after the hellish night in the Doctor's shack, the prince and princess must come to face their problems and seek a way to redeem themselves, for their dear Adakias's sake. Rated M for scattered scenes.
Razia's Shadow - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Pallis, Anhura
Just song Fic's by Nessie Carlie Salvatore reviews
A collection of song fic's featuring Lady Antebellum, Shinedown, Keith Urban, Nickelback, and more. None of these tie in together. They are just random.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Cupidcam by Hayley.N.B reviews
What were the Gods reactions when they watched the cupid-cam video?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Hidden Secrets In The Stars by percabeth777 reviews
"Wait," Annabeth said, staring at me like I had just dropped from the moon. "You met Aphrodite?"- Set after TC. We know why Aphrodite came to see Percy, but what would happen if Annabeth found out? Light Percabeth fluff. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Annabeth Chase and the Lost Hero by AC and AM reviews
Annabeth's version of the Lost Hero. When Percy goes missing, Annabeth, Jason, and 2 other demigods work together to find him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Annabeth C.
Peace by purelyromantic reviews
Sometimes Bella can't understand why Edward loves her... He proceeds to explain. Short, fluffy one shot of Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Would Have Guessed? by TheJoker'sAdmirer reviews
Bella Swan/Cullen is not what you think she is. She's really a 500 year old vampire and has two brothers Stefan and Damon..Please Read its my first fan fic and i suck at summary's.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Stefan - Complete
Rebuilding My World by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Percy and Annabeth starting in the summer after The Last Olympian. Companion series to Understandings. Annabeth's point of view as she and Percy rebuild Olympus and Camp Half Blood and spend their first summer as a couple.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Twilight Diaries by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Bella is Bella Salvatore. She is Stefan and Damon little sister and she was raised by Damon. Now she's in Forks and meets the Cullens. all normal twilight pairings.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Damon - Complete
New Beginings by Nessie Carlie Salvatore reviews
100 years after leaving Forks, the Cullens return to find Bella alive. And she has two older brothers Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Will they allow Edward to get Bella back, or will the couple never be reunited. What will happen when an old enemy returns?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Interviews on Percabeth by AnnabethChaseRox13 reviews
These are some interviews with most of the characters in P.J.O. The questions are concerning Percy and Annabeth's relationship. Sorry if i didn't portray the characters as in the book. R R Disclaimer: Percy Jackson and the Olympians doesn't belong to me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth A,B,C's by AnnabethChaseRox13 reviews
This is the A,B,C's all about Percy and Annabeth's relationship. Each letter stands for something that has to do with Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Salvatores by bellamariecullen95 reviews
Bella Swan is who everyone thinks she is. She really is one of the Salvatore siblings. She leaves Forks,Washington to move back to her hometown, Mystic Falls. Suck at summaries. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella
Elena's Birthday by Nessie Carlie Salvatore reviews
Damon doesn't get to go to Elena's birthday party so he leaves her gifts on her bed. Damon/Elena fluff3 R&R Rating changed just in case.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A game of chess by 100TenMillion reviews
A simple game of chess in the afternoon inspires a sweet conversation between Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Understandings by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Poseidon and Athena discuss the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
OverLoved by FrancieskaMarion reviews
Annabeth disappeared five years ago. What will happen when she comes back after all that time... to find Percy engaged? Read And Reveiw!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Gods Discuss Romance by Jamie Campbell Bower reviews
When Aphrodite calls in the gods to discuss the romances at camp, what will happen? Will arguments happen? Who will approve? And what will happen when it gets down to Percy and Annabeth?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Similar but Different by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Bella has a sister that she doesn't like. When Edward meets the sister he finds out the two are more similar then they think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miserable at Best by Samtastic Sami reviews
One-shot, based on the song by Mayday Parade.Edward and Bella have been in love and are ready to leave for college, but Edward must face his fear but makes a choice that he regrets, leaving both heartbroken.Can he fix his mistake before it's too late?AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Annabeth's Point of View by percabeth777 reviews
This story is dedicated to all the percabeth moments from LT to BOTL. And to make it fresh and new, in this sotry, they are written in Annabeth's POV! We all need a reminder on every percabeth moment! So Read, enjoy, & review! PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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If I Die Young reviews
Annabeth lies dying while Percy finishes off Luke. She reflects on what will come after and during her death. How things will change for Percy and so many others. Better than the summary I promise!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Edward's Return And What It Brings reviews
Edward comes to Forks 160 years later to find Bella a vampire. Bella has a secret. Will they figure it out before they're too late to save her and her secret? Rated T for language. BxE. My first fan fic so be nice. I won't put it up for adoption! YAY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into Your Arms reviews
song-fic. Edward listens to Bella's iPod one night while she is sleeping. He comes across one song by a band called The Maine. Pure Fluff. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sun reviews
One-shot/Song-fic. ExB Better than summary I promise.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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