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Hi ppl! I've read a lot of fan fics but i just joined rlly recently. Anyways, heres some stuff bout me:

Eyes: Sort of greenish brown. Kind of boring.

Hair: um.. a lot of different colors. I've dyed it just about every color imaginable and fried it pretty well, so its sort of... blondish reddish brownish pinkish? sort of?

Hieght: roughly five ten. which, when you're ninth grade girl, kind of sucks.

Weight: let's just say too much. not like seriously obese, but not skinny. by any stretch of the imagination.

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, any John Grisham, Alex Rider series

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Star Wars, Stormbreaker

Favorite Music: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Beatles, Alicia Keys, All American Rejects, Avril Lavigne, Black Eyed Peas, and much more!

I have no fashion sense, i will never wear a dress, a skirt, make up or high heels (much to my friends dissapointment...) I love to read just about anything and I am a star wars fan. does that make me a nerd? i like Harry Potter (the movies and the books) and the new Battlestar Gallactica series. NOT the seventies version. I looooved twilight, but not the movie. I love to swim and harras my sister. And... that's it, i guess.

oh, and i want to be a writer when i eventually get a job.


Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them. -Dr. Suess

Nature's first green is gold

Her hardest hue to hold

Her early leaf's a flower;

But only so an hour.

Then leaf subsides to leaf.

So Eden sank to grief,

So dawn goes down to day.

Nothing gold can stay.

-Robert Frost

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When you go to court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"If you hit me, I hit back. If you hug me, I'll stare at you and ask, 'Are you bipolar?'

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

This one is priceless... Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had died following a heart attack...
The widow decided to check h er email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

AND FINALLY:

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

"You aren't dead."

"No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?" (Nudge and Iggy)

"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." (Iggy)

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride and Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Kara Nicole aka Karecitay, Maya AKA JeanTheQueen

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it."

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'-Gazzy

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"-Iggy

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! -Fang,SOF

Max: "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?'
Fang: "She offered to cook breakfast.'"

"Just because wonder boy is stuck to the ground doesn't mean I have to be. I've evolved past being stuck to the ground."-Max STWAOES

Ter Borcht:"Vhy do You let a girl be de leader?"
Fang: "She's the tough one."
Max: Dang right

Ter Borcht"I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?
Iggy: Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert.
Max:Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.-Max TAE

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" –Max

I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you. – Max

Fang:"Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max:"Why, is your head missing some?"

Fang:"Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max:"Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Ter Borcht:"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

Teacher: This morning i'm going to give a pop quiz about this week's words, just to see where everyone is and where we need to focus
Nudge: Well alright, bring it on. But just so you know i cant spell worth crap.

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those Damn kids should give the Rabbit the fricken trix, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier, Maximum Ride the Hero, Kara Nicole,Maya AKA JeanTheQueen

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're Majorly obssessed with Twilight, Copy And Paste This On Your Profile

Team Edward? Hell yeah. If you agrre, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 1000pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

1. Only inAmerica...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only inAmerica...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drive way and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka I believe.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your retarded ass.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your retarded ass.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas

There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end in "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Song Thingymajig

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening Credits: White Flag by Dido (whatever that means...)

Waking Up: Movin Out by Billy Joel

First Day of School: Where Is The Love by The Black Eyed Peas (SO appropriate!)

Falling in love: I'n No Angel (Hmm...)

Fighting: Dark Lady by Cher (Oh boy.)

Breaking up: God HElp the Outcasts from the Hunchback of Notre Dame (smiles)

Driving: One of Those Girls by Avril Lavigne

Flashback: Viva La Vida (that works...)

Mental Breakdown: In Peices by Linkin Park

Getting back together: Witchy Woman by The Eagles
Wedding: Be Our Guest from Beauty and The Beast

Birth of a child: Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5

Final battle: Let It Grow by Eric Clapton

Death scene: Let Go by Frou Frou

Funeral: Benny and the Jets by Elton John (What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?!)

End credits: You Give Love a Bad Name by Bn Jovi (Hey!)

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