Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
I know most of my stuff is Twilight, but I'm kind of done with it and the stories I have that are related to it are most likely not going to be finished so to any of my old fans, I apologise. I also want to say that any new stuff I post will most likely be Doctor Who or Sherlock. I've only seen NewWho but I would eventually like to see the classic Doctor Who seasons. I don't have access to them, though, so until then the youngest Doctor I will write about is Nine. I hope you like my new stories!
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
everybody is a little weird and life is a little weird and when people find someone who's weirdness is compatible with their own they couple together and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. X
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped.
BEST Friend: Walks by and say "get your ass off the floor!"
Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy
BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff
BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
FRIEND: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIEND: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Why do they call math maths in like Britain? I know there are lots of different kinds of math (to many!) but can't you just classify it as the same thing?
Apparently, there was some guy imprisoned in Eastern State Penitentiary who died of masturbation. How you die of that I have no clue but that was the official cause of death in the record book so... go figure.
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
white, orange and green
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Milky Way or Reeses
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Hopefully never will, but with my friends, you never know...
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
I don't remember
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben and Jerry's Half Baked
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
cherry Dr. Pepper
10, Do you like your wallet?
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
the homecoming football game
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Butter and salt
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
16, Ever go camping?
YES! I love camping :)
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
no, but I help with Sunday School every week
19, Do you have a tan?
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Pizza is so much better!
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
If they give me one at the restaurant. Otherwise no
22, What did your last text message say?
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
school, yearbook Christmas party
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
cabinet full of cookbooks
26, What color is your watch?
Silver, and I'm pretty sure the face is pink...
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Mostly drive thru.
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
35, Last song listened to?
What Christmas Should Be
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Not if my life depended on it.
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
my turquoise Converse
39, Are you jealous of anyone?not at the moment
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't think so
41, Do you love anyone?
My family, Hanna, Terri, my other friends
42, Do any of your friends have children?
I really hope not. We're in high school.
43, What do you usually do during the day?
School, homework, write, watch Doctor Who
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Nope. I do have a few strong, long-standing grudges though.
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I don't think so
46, What color is your car?
47, Do you like cats?
No. I'm allergic. They're really cute though.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
a few times
50, How did you get your worst scar?
My knee, I fell off a bike at my grandma's house. Though that one might soon be beat out by the scrape I got when I fell going into the mall...
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