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Please the Ladies by HollyJollyXmas reviews
Coming home from a date, Russia and China finds the house taken over my Taiwan's sleepover. Do they kick them out or do they risk the girls peeking into their relationship. Nation and Human names used. Will be rated M when suitable.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Russia, China
To The Stars by Gosangoku reviews
Who am I? My name... is of no significance. But my story is. Will you listen? The year is 2099. After Earth was destroyed by a genetically-enhanced race, human DNA was subtracted to create slaves... but it didn't go as planned. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - America, England/Britain
Tengoku ni Ochiru by Gosangoku reviews
It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,720 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain
Collecting the Stars by MoonLLotus reviews
It was hard, moving to Twilight Town with my estranged father so soon after mom died. Life just became a whirlwind then of sex, drugs, wild parties, and an eccentric redhead who snuck in through my window every night.-AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,208 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Beautiful Monster by killer-fever reviews
Yao will find out that your true love can easily be the person you hate the most. Ivan/Yao AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - China, Russia
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
Seduction: The English Way by Equif reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Ciao, Italia! Guten Tag, Deutschland! by S80 reviews
Italy's full of questions that Germany sometimes can't answer. Germany has a few questions of his own that Italy can never answer. Ficlets for Germany/N.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
Sweet Darkness by Hikari no yoru reviews
It's a cold night in the Phantomhive manor and Ciel is unable to sleep because the sensual dreams he has about his butler keep him awake. How will he cope with his feelings and how will Sebastian react once he finds out?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Confession by xblkdragonx reviews
Professor Yao is replacing the recovering Minister and gets a little surprise when a students walks in and confesses his sins. Please do not read if you're sensitive to this subject. I do not intend to offend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
And Baby Makes Three by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Some little stories about various pairings and their OC children. Chapter 12: Vati Prussia. 'Nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Because I Love You by GilbertOfPrussia reviews
Italy asks Germany to sing a song for him. It leads to...something else. Not good at summaries or titles,so just read the story!WARNING: SONGSMEX!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Only Light And Momentary by tatterdemalion reviews
Lars, for his part, has a look on his face like he has swallowed something unpleasant and it is attempting to crawl back up his throat... A chronicle of Canada’s relationship with the Netherlands, from 1611 to present day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Canada - Complete
Surpriseful Waking by pineappleSAMBA reviews
Alfred is up and about before Iggy and he wakes him in and interesting way...USxUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stay by NurseGodaime reviews
Quote-Fic 06: "Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary." Poland stays to comfort Lithuania. Liet/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - [Poland, Lithuania] - Complete
Playful Italy by keikopanda102 reviews
Hee hee hee... All I can say is that if you read this and you like the pairing of Germany and Italy then you are in for a real treat! Warning: Things get sexual. VERY sexual. As in... sex. Hee hee hee... ok then. Enjoy this cheerful one-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
We're All Mad Here by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
A tiny ficlet involving Grell and his senses. M/M
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Grell S. - Complete
Addiction by Turtle.Prince reviews
You're the addiction that I crave; a bad habit I can never break. -8018
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Human and Disgusting by ChiharuSato22 reviews
It was useless, it was human, it was an emotion. But, damn it, I loved it. Because this was Ulquiorra, it didn’t matter that it was all those things. // GrimmUlqui. YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
His Angleterre by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. “He said he loved me, Francis.” France could feel wetness on his shirt and let his hands stroke at the other’s back gently. “That sodding prat said he loved me and he was shagging that bloody oaf the whole time!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Show of Affection by xblkdragonx reviews
China doesn't like public affections. Russia begs to differ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Blind Tension by wintaer reviews
All that yelling, name-calling, bickering, shoe-in-the-face, shin kicking, face-making immaturity was just their way of showing their emotions. Shinji/Hiyori. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Dirty by ayameru reviews
Confronted by Poland for the reason why he would not hug or kiss him anymore, Lithuania is forced to look back into traumatic past, with his forceful relationship with Russia "It was consensual" , and why he is afraid to touch the one he really loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Passion by Turtle.Prince reviews
And okay, maybe he didn't have the brightest personality in the world. But he was your fruit loop in a box of Cheerios. -8018
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari
Rock Falls Everyone Dies by Ardent Sacrilege reviews
Even after decades of being together, Gin still enjoys playing with his fukutaicho. Gin/Kira PWPness
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Being in love is difficult by Kasia-chan reviews
When Leon stops coming to the shop, D misses him and decides to visit Leon at work. He finds himself pulled into a case that'll make him realize how vulnerable he really is and what his unsettled feelings for Leon mean. Leon/D, Yaoi
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Count D, Leon
You Remember Me by Uneasy Conscience reviews
Matthew's confusion about his feelings for someone who has had a great deal of influence on his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
Lift by goldenhallelujah reviews
I wanted... to tell-" "Shhh," Demyx whispered, "It's okay, I love you too." Yaoi. Time Flies- the missing shower scene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Breathless by HitsuIchi reviews
Like karate, it was hard not to put her all into it. TatsukixOrihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Tatsuki A., Orihime I. - Complete
Cats know the best by mindblock reviews
A GrimmjowxUlquiorra, smutty, M rated, nosebleed causing, by a crazy fangirl written fanfic :F Enjoy. WARNINGS INSIDE!xD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Realizations by dontlovethegirl reviews
They both had learned so much, in such a little amount of time. 20 sentences for Emil and Richter.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009
Your Broken Toys by Skyskater reviews
I stand outside and I look in; I watch you smile, I watch you sin. It's dirty. It's filthy. It's wrong.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fracción Selection: The Nnoitra Jiruga's Way by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Every Espada had different method for choosing a Fracción. Nnoitra didn't have any Fracción yet, and with Szayel's "assistance," his method involves…threesome! VIOLENT sex and gore contents on some parts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Punishment by blood and rain reviews
Grell has always had slight issues following the rules. After his latest bout of improper Shinigami behavior, William calls him into his office for a lesson in obedience. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Mama? Papa? Is This Right? by I'll Be Your Lie reviews
Iruka is the cute, 17 year-old-orphan with abusive room-mate and 10 parents. His life seems pretty normal to him until he meets the new kid down the block. One-sided MizuIru, Kakairu, SasuNaru, ShikaTema, KibaHina, and many more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
A Frozen Christmas by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Sixteen year old Danny is having trouble dealing with Christmas and a new set of ice powers this season. So when Vlad Masters is invited to the family Christmas party, things don't go quite as Danny thought they would. Yaoi
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,526 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Sick by muertalas reviews
He is sick. But his medicine is not a chemical, a metaphor, an object. No, it is the boy. LxNear. Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2009 - L, Near - Complete
A Sorrow of Magpies by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
Fairytales by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sitting comfortably in L's lap, a young Near mulls over the story of Snow White. FLUFF.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
oil gently, rub well by incandescens reviews
Cleaning a zanpakutou is very important indeed, and certainly not any sort of metaphor. Really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Orihime I., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Vermilioned Rose by tsusami reviews
Grell reflects on his attraction for a certain Butler. Drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Naivety and Stupidity by vally27 reviews
Orihime was not naïve. Tatsuki was not stupid. Both were in pain. Tatsuhime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Tatsuki A., Orihime I. - Complete
Vanity Fair by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Sebastian finally takes Grell up on his persistent perusal of a date, but on his terms.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
Possession by caramine reviews
Just as he had been mine to kill, I should now be dead only by his hand. He was mine. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Game, Set, Match by CASS001 reviews
Who knew tennis was such a sexy sport. Orihime/Tatsuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
What She's Done, and What I've Done For Her by 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp reviews
Tatsuki faces being in love with someone who will never return her feelings. TatsuHime shoujo-ai implied.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tatsuki A., Orihime I. - Complete
Huh Life by I'll Be Your Lie reviews
What happens when a stressed out demon meets an attractive miko with spunk? Please read and find out. SesshomaruXKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
A Little Tenderness by antilogicgirl reviews
In which Renji discovers that the measure of a man is not his height, or his power in battle. It is his tenderness. HanatarouRenji [heavy yaoi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Renji A. - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Roby Carr reviews
Wyatt and Jude spend some time bonding as best friends do. !pwp, oneshot!
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Jude L., Wyatt W. - Complete