Author has written 35 stories for Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, Sandman, Torchwood, Quantum Leap, Supernatural, Sherlock, and Smallville.
I update this page often.
Started a Challenge Forum: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Wolfe-Challenges/153694/
Any Challenges I make will be there. A lot will be from my Bits and Bobs story.
The Warren Legacy (Potter/Charmed)
Lord of Winter Challenge (RotG/Frozen/HP)
Who I am: Jonn Wolfe is my pseudonym for most things, including writing.
Where I am: Suburb of Dallas, TX
Age: Old enough to know better; Young enough to do it anyway... and have the bruises to prove it.
Music: Soundtracks from various films and television shows, Rock, Trance, Classical... Basically, the only things off limits is old country and rap. Other than that, if it sounds good, I like it.
As an avid Whovian, even though I started out with Tom Baker, my main interest lies with Tennant/Piper in whatever configuration.
As a Potterfan, I enjoy Harmony, Honks, Lunar Harmony, Multiple combinations thereof and even Haphne and Hadma on occasion.
Ginny is a Stalker and I will Never like that ginger twit or her bottomless pit of a brother.
Whovian Recommended Reading
Series by (teaspoon - I tend to read this one a lot, mostly because it's that good, but partially so I don't duplicate or plagiarize anything, as it's a similar situation to my Rose River AU)
Series by (teaspoon - 10.5/Rose - simply WONDERFUL)
RRAU Series Four Specials (in order)
The Oncoming Storm (Prequel) Complete
Void Math (Prequel) Complete
No (Rose River AU Origin) Complete
The Desert of San Helios (The Planet of the Dead) Complete
Athenaeum (Not a Special) Complete
Martian Waters (The Waters of Mars) Complete
Four Five Six (Children of Earth) Complete
S h a t t e r e d (The End of Time) Complete
RRAU Series Five
BEST QUOTES From other stories I've read:
"I still can't believe you can handle your broom so well Harry." Hermione said.
"I would think that with how long and hard it is you would have a hard time manoeuvring it."
"If it were me I would have lost control really quickly at that speed and made a mess all over everything."
"BAHAHAHAHAHA" Harry and Tonks lost it.
"Why are you laughing?" Hermione asked completely bewildered as her friends had to lean on each other to keep from falling down. Hermione really didn't think there was anything funny about dying in a quidditch accident.
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"It's this calming draught." Tonks said while Harry walked behind her and look down over he shoulder. "I don't know or care why we have to stir the daffodil extract 13 times counter clockwise with a clock wise rotation on the 7th."
"Well it is based on how it will interact with the rabbits fur, you see-" Harry was cut off.
"OOOOOH I get it!" Hermione shouted laughing. "I was accidentally making penis jokes!"
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"Thank you. That speech took me a week to write, and two weeks of censoring before it passed the scrutiny of the Man and his tyrannical stranglehold over free speech!"
"Whoo!" Luna cheered.
"Jordan!" McGonagall scolded.
"Sorry." Lee said sheepishly. "The scrutiny of the Woman and her stranglehold over free speech."
"That's not the problem." McGonagall crossed her arms.
"So, are you saying that you're a man?" Lee asked innocently as laughter echoed around the stadium.
"Jordan!" McGonagall screeched.
"I still don't see what was wrong with my fist draft." Lee shrugged.
"It would have started a riot is what was wrong with it!"
"There was nothing inflammatory," Lee defended, causing McGonagall to raise an eyebrow.
"Detention!" McGonagall retorted as the rest of the Lions roared their approval.
Both from Harry Potter and the Children of Change
"Twins, Sirius?" Remus asked.
"Yep," replied Sirius with a note of pride.
"French... Veela twins?" Remus continued.
"Yep," Sirius responded with a grin.
"I hate you and everything you stand for, Sirius," Remus finally growled.
"I know," Sirius acknowledged. "That's why I asked if they had any friends I could introduce you to. We've got a double date, me, Angelique and Aimee, and then you and their two cousins, Colette and her sister Marie. Next weekend."
"I love you, Sirius," Remus said after a moments thought. "You're my hero."
"I know," acknowledged Sirius with his largest and silliest smile yet.
From Look! Up In The Sky! a Potter/Justice League crossover.
Something I thought was funny: (I wrote this, but it isn't currently in a fic)
Harry looked at Hermione's parents across the table, and pointed at his and Hermione's heads with a rueful smile on his face. "Dan, Emma... It is my misfortune to inform you that your future grandchildren will be completely cursed when it comes to hair."
Dan tried to stifle a snort, while Emma simply stared back and forth between Harry's wild mop and her daughter's equally untameable mane. "I have to agree," she eventually said, before snickering at the glare her daughter was giving her son-in-law.
JAN 20, 2015 - Good God, it's 2015? I didn't expect to see 2000!
March 26, 2015 - My home life is a wreck. I don't know if I'll be able to update anything. If so, it'll be even more sporadic. All I can give is my apologies, as I think I've reached the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.
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